/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4250432

>Foods that give you the shits

i realize this is 4chan, but am i the only one who is tired of seeing shit and vomit and diarrhea comments? is it too much to ask that we pretend to be adults?

on the plus side, i will demonstrate my openmindedness by thanking OP for not providing an image dump of said shits.

>>4250447
>is it too much to ask that we pretend to be adults?
Maybe you shouldn't go on 4chan...

>>4250447
>hey guys, let's talk about food that is bad for your digestion but you cannot resist eating
is somehow better than
>hey guys, let's talk about food that gives you the shits but you cannot resist eating
?

>look at how openminded I am oh god I'm so perfect hhhnnnnggg


on topic: onions.
fuckin onions.
goddamn I'm craving ground beef and onions right now

This stuff; hot cacciatore sausage, cooked in a tomato sauce with pasta and topped with Tabasco.

sushi and beer combination.

>>4250432

I'm obsessed with Thai food and curries like you posted. As of late, my spice tolerance is so high that I put extreme amounts of bird's eye chili in everything I cook. About 12 hours later, the colon burns with the force of 1000 peppers.

>sushi
>Thai
>beer
>ramen/pho

All contain soy sauce in mass amounts which all contain gluten

>y'all nignogs postin in a gluten allergy thread

Pretty much anything spicy, which is pretty much all I eat.

It's been months since I've hit the toilet without exploding

damn you sliders why do you have to be so delicious yet devastating to my intestines

>>4250638

this. i get the watery shits every time i have sliders.

but i still love it.

Sometimes I guzzle half a cup of peanut oil mixed with canola.

Gonna make some curry laksa for lunch, I think, thanks to this thread.
Om nom nom curry laksa.

Royal farms fried chicken

the milk gives me the shits but i do it anyway

>>4250598
I have happily handle soy sauce.

It makes celiac that little bit better.

>>4250902
Made it. Mwahaha. So good. One of my favourite foods. Thanks OP.
Made mine with spices, coconut cream, homemade chicken broth from a few days ago, the meat from the chicken used to make that broth, oyster mushroom, bamboo shoot, peeled-then-chopped almonds (had to peel them myself; I was out of peanuts), scallions, crisp-fried shallots and a boiled egg.
Also salt and palm sugar, of course as well as lime leaf. I made yellow type (laksa jakarta) rather than the one pictured in OP (laksa lemak).

i'm somewhat allergic to carrots because everytime i ate them my lips swell and look like dolly buster's, but they are so damn delicious and crisp

Anything spicy.

I'm a miserable person, I love spicy shit. Habanero is one of my favorite peppers as far as flavor, but it tears me apart on the inside...

>white people feels

Coffee <3 But that is only if I havent drank any in age a bit so my tolerance is low

spicy squid bowl at the korean restaurant

>>4250432
Can someone please explain this to me.

How exactly do you people get shits from specific types of food, assuming they aren't contaminated with any toxin or food-borne disease? Perhaps you people need to get yourselves checked for some gastrointestinal disease.

>>4251189
All foods are contaminated with toxins and food-borne diseases but people have different tolerance levels.

>>4251189

Some people are a little more sensitive to somethings but usually I think it is overindulgence or too much grease/spice.

I love cherries but if I eat more than a few they give me serious mud butt. Usually if there are some great cherries at the store I just throw caution to the wind and pay for it later. Worth it.

Pizza. Always fucking pizza. 4 hours later and i've gotta go something fierce

>>4250493
>cacciatore

you dont know the proper use of that word, do you?

>>4250933
Lactose free milk. It truly exists.

>>4253392
Chill dude, he obviously means cacciatora sausage, not the dish.
Nothing to sperg about

>>4250447
It is perfectly ok to talk about shit because it's completely natural and adults suffer from it too.

Maybe you should realize being adult is not about hiding unpleasant things.

>>4253398
sorry, its 5 am here, I should have been asleep 4 hours ago, im fucking pissy

Anything dairy. Fucking lactose intolerance.

On the flip side of many posters here, I can contain my spicy foods quite well.

>>4253411

go to bed

eggs with the yolk still runny

Curry, or anything overly spicy gives me diarrhea.

I can eat anything and I never get the shits. I always have perfectly normal shits. I don't understand people who say that "blah blah gives me the shits". I just can't put myself into their shoes.

Weird.

Lately nothing gives me the shits. Whatever I eat comes out as sticky poo that you have to wipe 10 times to get off your butt.