/ck/ - Food & Cooking

http://ck.booru.org/

please sticky his

>>4116753
Huh. I guess that's everything I need. Thanks, Anon.

>>4116749
>beef
>ketchup
>garlic powder

>sheperds pie

nope.

99% of these are fucking disgusting.

>>4116753
Why can't I see anything?

>>4118838
cuz ur a faget

>>4118851
:P

Anyone else?

>>4118875
click posts just above the search bar

>>4116753
ok fuck that. that site does not help at all

>>4118904
Oh thank you.

>>4118921
What why?

>>4118927
go to the site and see for yourself! its complete shit. everything is disorganized and you cant get a simple recipe! something as easy as teriyaki chicken cant be looked up! and everytime someone tries to start these threads some guy post the shit-tier website on the first post.its bullshit

>>4118938
i posted that link. he asked for verticals; most verticals honestly aren't very good. the best content seems to be either multi-post spur-of-the-moment stuff that i keep forgetting to save or random text-only recipes/ideas. i'm going to start building up a /ck/ folder, like, tonight.

>>4118996
there's also ck-essentials.blogspot, and /ck/7758/recipe-dump which has a lot of images

>>4116753
Fuck that shit. We need a sticky that actually helps new people with cooking, like /fit/ does with their sticky

Then again, /fit/'s sticky was written by a SomethingAwful user, not a retarded bumfuck 4chan user
We're full of fucking retards

>>4117148
agree, seriously. Why do all of these look like shit, and are made wrong or by people liveing in a double wide in the dirty south.

fuck captchas

>>4121614
This would be the worst macaroni and cheese ever...

>>4121643
your mom would be the worst macaroni and cheese ever...

>>4121629
I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I may actually eat this one

>>4121614
I sometimes wonder whether there are actual people who would follow this recipe

>>4121660
THIS will surely make you vomit

>the only reason moot doesn't give us a sticky even though every week one is requested is because this is the board he most frequents and our suffering pleases him

>>4121672
i lol'd

>>4121656
I puked into a glass for this one.
>>4121668
camping coffee. It's strong as hell; but it's not disgusting food.

>>4121689
Fuck why does being a kid look so comfortable
is it because thye get to go to school in fucking pajamas

GUYS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
I MADE THIS THREAD FOR US
>>>4121756

does anyone have a functioning version of this? The recipe I have has several duplicate items

>>4121906
>>4121920
now we're fucking talking

>>4121928
get the fuck out of here before i go get /k/

does anyone know what book this recipe and the last one are from, would love to own a copy

>>4121898
Every time I make burgers I intend to do this, and every time I forget. African children have no idea how hard I've got it.

>>4121963
ok I got the fuck out, then I got the fuck back in.
I got the fuck back out, and I shook it all about.
You do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about
That's what it's all about!

>>4121966
make sure you make your own patty and a rather large one at that or the egg will spill out

>>4122020
>make sure you make your own patty and a rather large one at that

As if there's any other way to make a burger.

>>4122027
my family always bought frozen patties. I don't have any good recipes for homemade patties, if you have any good ones I would certainly appreciate it

good god most of these are fucking disgusting. How do you people survive on this garbage?

>>4122061
Dude, everyone knows white people can't cook for shit.

>>4122073
w-what?

Most of my favorite chefs are white...

>>4122061
talk is cheap, either show me something better or do the hokey pokey

>>4121964

Is that a half a pomegranate jammed onto a skewer? Does that work well, or was the artist just drawing whatever random fruit they wanted.

>>4122101
Err that's a fig...

>>4122083

wutwutwutwutwutwutwutwut.

>>4121898
slight variation

>>4122083
nice

>>4121772

faggot. faggot faggot faggot.

> sorry.

>>4122083
What the actual fuck.

>>4122083

>>4122083
Did you post this by accident, or what?

>>4122165
it's been on the booru for the longuest time.

bed time

>>4122083
lol'd

>>4121520
As a /fit/ user I can safely say the sticky sucks. It's severely lacking in basic information that one needs to actually exercise properly.

The /ck/ sticky should be a link to something similar to that Jamie Oliver book, Jamie's Ministry of Food. That's how I learnt how to cook.

>>4122313
How about all 4 Modernist Cuisine books?

Of course, some noble heart would have to cough up the $400 or so dollars for them and then scan them and upload them.

>>4122390
>4 Modernist Cuisine books

I hope "scan" does not mean taking picture with a cellphone above a table with poor lighting.

That was the status of the Modernist Cuisine and a few other cook book I found. I even have glare in the pages. :(

>>4122444
Jesus. I meant with an actual scanner.

>>4122083
why the condom and the knife though?

>>4122073
>>4122079

>>4122079
And most of your chefs don't actually cook, they make black people cook for them off camera

>>4122508
In their defense, black people know how to cook.

>>4122486
Is it time?

>>4122491

recipe isn't OC but the pic is

be prepared to cum in your throat. this recipe is FUCKED

>>4121957
this should be a bit more readable

>>4122981
Now they look even more like stalactites.

>>4122083
ah fuck you man lol

>>4122932


pumpkin anything is disgusting. so allow me to cum in your throat for such a disgusting recipe

i will post some that i made.

if anything is unclear in the recipes feel free to ask because english is not my first language).
also feel free to ask general questions about these recipes

>>4123005

>>4123007

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>>4123010

i only made the screencap for this one

>>4122083

Lame.

>>4123029
you are lame

>>4121702
>I puked into a glass for this one.

Why? It's oatmeal with fruit in it.

these are fucking disgusting

>>4122313
the /fit/ sticky is basically an erotic novel of Harsh sucking Rippletoe's manboobs

moar sutff with bacon please

>>4123701
bacon

take about 3 strips out of the package and place them in a non-stick pan.

heat the pan up to medium, and make sure the bacon isn't touching the other bacon strips.

flip the strips over frequently and take them off right when they start to get curly and wavy

put them on some paper towels to soak up the grease and then munch on that shit with your hands

>take about 3 strips out of the package and place them in

your mouth.
end of story.
seriously though, bacon is the most overrated piece of meat ever.

it just got hyped by amerifats

>>4122313
What information?

>>4123781
Alternatively-

> remove and pat dry bacon
> cook mushrooms, green onions, and thinly sliced green peppers in a bit if leftover bacon fat until peppers become translucent. Remove and set aside. Add spinach, a bit more bacon fat and crumbled bacon, toss to coat and cook spinach for 30-45 seconds, remove into bowl with other veggies
> in same pan cook 2 scrambled eggs or sunny side up or however you like, place on top of bacon and veggies
> chow time for less than 500cals

Eliminate eggs and serve over lettuce for a less than 300cal dinner loaded with bacon flavour. Mmm.

>>4121920
>9fag

bump

>>4123005
awesome

>>4122036
My favorite recipe is using 4 parts beef to 1 part chorizo, then using dry pancake mix as the binding agent. Probably the best burger I've ever had

>>4129219

>>4131301
All that does it make chewable vodka, and personally if I want to get drunk I don't want to sit there and chew on vodka

>>4131301
>>4132979
This recipe is for underage b&s who want to get away with bringing alcohol to school, or who want to feel like badasses and won't just drink vodka.