/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> Last Saturday
> Shoots a deer
> Soaks it until Sunday morning
> Butcher it up
> Wrap it to freeze
> Reserve two filet o'backstrap for fresh nomming purposes
> Sear to medium rare
> Deglaze and make a gravy
> Eat with pierogis

Goddamn that was a good meal. Pic related, half of said backstrap.

>>4090541
oh god that sounds so good with the pierogis. I would've never paired that together.

>>4090538

>overcooked pasta
>overcooked meat
>runny sauce
>no garnish
>where the fuck did you learn to peal asparagus?
>lack of seasoning
>wipe your GD plate
>pasta looks like vomit
>what is that water under everything?


GTFO

>>4090542

Holy fuck was it good. Instead of butter and onions for the pierogis, I used the gravy.

Sorry OP, your presentation sucks deer cock.

>Have fillet mignon steaks
>Let steaks come to room temperature
>Salt&pepper both sides and throw steaks on a NASA hot pan
>30 seconds on each side and the pan goes to oven at 500F
>After 2 minutes flip and wait another two minutes
>Remove from pan and rest for 10 minutes before serving
>Meanwhile, deglaze pan with some merlot, add butter and onions, sautee until translucent
>add flour and cook for 5 minutes and add beef stock
>Let sauce thicken
>Serve steaks au jus with roasted potatoes with rosemary and asparagus with hollandaise
>Eat steaks and drink the rest of the merlot with my girlfriend
>Make sweet sweet love to my girlfriend
>Share a single chocolate fondant with vanilla bean ice cream

>>4090575

I almost believed you until....

>girlfriend

>>4090580
Believe what you want, that night happened.

>>4090581

srs'ly....c-mon bro, just admit it, the only reason why there was only one chocolate fondant is because you were alone. although, I bet you did make enough of all the other stuff for two but just ate it yourself.

>>4090594
I am going to assume that is cream cheese on top of the salmon

>>4090588
you're a faggot

>>4090610
It's obviously horseradish.

>>4090611

OH, I see now it was actually a dude, who you called your "girlfriend" but it was really just some guy in a dress that you made dinner for.

You guys think this shit looks appealing? It looks disgusting as fuck. Not saying it may not taste good, but going based on looks that really does seem like it'd taste like horse shit.

>>4090626
>implying most people here could even shoot professional type pics of their food.

Dude, most people use their phone cameras or some other cheap ass camera. I'm not saying OP couldn't have tried to get a better pic than that, but insulting the food based on a bad picture on here is like insulting a leather jacket because some sweat shop worker made it.
I take pics of my food regularly, and use a good camera, but I find it hard to get proper lighting to make a good picture. My house is naturally rather dark, and unless I take my plate outside on the patio, it's nearly impossible to get a well lit pic. See what I'm saying here?

my meals are wicked maaan

>>4090633

it is so obvious that, that thing came from McDonalds.

Let's see:
pasta with pumpkin
pasta and ragù alla napoletana
portuguese/goan lentil curry (dal cho roas) with smoked pork skins
chicken broth
deep-fried bitter peppers sautéed in olive oil with garlic and tomato (puparuole ro' ciumm')
sausage and potato paprika (paprikás krumpli)
extra spicy Korean pork (maeun daeji bulgogi)
collards with onion and bacon
pizza from the leftover ragù

And today, I'm about to cook pea tips with garlic and oyster sauce as well as ginisang ampalaya, stewtéed (best translation I can come up with for 'ginisang') bitter melon with pork, onion, tomatoes and egg, related to (but not the same as) Japanese goya chanpuru.

First time making lasagna, holy fuck it was delicious.

>>4090636
it was also obvious that his post was a joke.

by the way, there is no comma required after the first "that". Are you german? I ask because i'm learning german and they have that comma there

>>4090673
How did you make that bread and what is that on top of the lasagna? oregano?

This week? A humble meal compared to what's posted so far but I was proud of myself since I'm piss poor and only had rotting ingredients to work with.
Spring onion and feta pancake with a roasted eggplant, yoghurt, chilli and mint filling. I know my flavor combinations were a bit weird and the filling looks like vomit but it tasted pretty good.

>>4090682

erzählen Sie mir nicht, wie Satzzeichen, du kleiner Scheißer zu verwenden; wenn ich ein Komma zwischen dieser und jener legte für dramatische Pause ... ich will.

>>4090686
It's store bought. Don't kill me, I've never made bread before (maybe I'll try that next) and those are parsley flakes.

I made an 8/10 chili. Probably going to make vid related for xmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBvGnkd0t-8

>>4090682
even in german there'd be no comma
it would be after the "obvious"

Skol

>>4090699

no no no, you idiots. You don't say "that that" it would sound like you have a stutter or you're just repeating yourself; you say "that {pause} that" hence the need for a comma.

NY Strip, med-rare, with feta cheese and oven roasted garlic.

Red potatoes, with herbs and shit. Gravy was made from the meat drippings, chicken stock, and some cajun seasonings.

Fuck presentation. It was delicious.

>>4090690
>you will never be this autistic and sensitive
>>4090699
Right

>>4090711

mount gravy-suvius....dammit, can't any of you peasants plate your food?

>>4090709

in america, it is perfectly fine to say it without pausing and thus no commas.

>>4090727
HEY MAN, SOME PEOPLE LIKE GRAVY VOLCANOES, OKAY? SOME PEOPLE WANT A MOUNTAINOUS LAKE OF GRAVY SURROUNDED BY POTATO PEAKS. SOME PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEIR PLATE FLOODED AND THEIR OTHER SIDES HAVING TO RUN FROM THE THICK GLOOPY FLOODWATERS OF THE IMPENDING GRAVY TYPHOON, OKAY MAN?!?

>>4090729
Oh fuck, I want that in me right now.

Brb, going to get some carnitas.

>>4090748
This, sort of.

The steak actually went through a 10 minute marinade that the taste of the gravy would have covered up.

>>4090729

right, if your Timmy from South park but any other normal human pauses when differentiating between the first and second "that."

>>4090748

If I wanted my food drenched in gravy, I'd go hang out with the niggers at KFC.

>>4090762
>2012
>not liking gravy

>>4090762
I love KFC's sides.

everything looks good except for that pasta and broccoli. imo, these noodles are the best for that.

>>4090753
Hey, another English speaker here. You're wrong, sorry champ.

Here's an example:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_that_is_is_that_that_is_not_is_not_is_that_it_it_is

>>4090709
Not correct. Just like had had.

As in, he had had a steak to eat. There isn't even a pause there, just emphasis on the 2nd had.

Marzipan fruits w/ sugar glaze!

Pot pie. And I'll do something nice for Xmas and New Year's and my mother's birthday.

>>4090575
I shed a tear anon. /ck/ taught you well.

Clam chowder. Willing to share recipe if it's wanted.

>>4090831
John, while Jack had "had" had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

>>4090541
dat silver skin :x

You folks need to work on plating

>tfw you make stuff like this at work all the time but never for yourself at home

>>4090795
Are you fucking retarded?
The sentence you linked is wrong. There is even a question mark missing at the end of a question. This sentence shows how no punctuation whatsoever looks like. I don't even get how you can up with this shitty example.

>it is so obvious that, that thing came from McDonalds.
The use of punctuation in this sentence is wrong and I don't see how you fail to see this, especially as a native speaker. Putting a comma there means that "it is obvious that" is a full sentence and the comma introduces the subordinate clause. Is "it is obvious that" a full sentence you fucking retard? No it's not, nigger.

Also, it's funny how people try to show credibility by saying they are a native speaker when native speakers are the ones who can't get simple shit like "your" and "you're" right and post things like "should of". u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life

Mixed curry platter. I made them all myself. From the top going clockwise. cauliflower curry, lentil curry, chicken curry, mixed vegetable curry.

>>4090673

looks fantastic