/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you murrikans are a retarded bunch

>>4084178
not american

>>4084181
sure, this is what every murrrikan always says when you spot them

>>4084178
At least we know how to cook a fucking steak.

>>4084196
no srsly.
I live in New Zealand.

Did you ever get an answer for what she thought meat was?

People's disconnect from their food is tragic. Everyone should slaughter or take apart an animal themselves at least once, just so you know where it comes from.

>>4084204
New Zealand is the go-to "come-from" for secret Murrikkkans

>>4084201
but you fat fucks eat it almost raw because you don't have the patience to cook it thoroughly - GOTTA EAT FAST AND GET FATTER

>>4084216
Thread is derailing, but you two have the chance to save it.

>>4084222
>trying to start America vs. Europe
>trying to start a steak war


pls no

>>4084204

My sister will cook a bunch of chicken in the oven and then leave the pan sit out to cool off, scrape everything out and wash it out.

What the fuck is wrong with this bitch.

>hmmm if only I had some kind of delicious sauce to go with this chicken
>oh good I have a jar of gravy in the cupboard!

>>4084208

Most people took apart an animal during their cat murdering childhood isn't that enough you psycho

>>4084252
the obesity rate is still 10% lower than U.S.

>>4084277
>implying 80% is anything to brag about

>>4084277

Really? That's your argument? That somehow makes it ok?

You're fine losing a race as long as you don't come in dead last?

It's like a fat girl calling another girl fat because the second one is a couple kilos fatter than the first.

>>4084311
It isn't an argument, and I'm not even from New Zealand.

But yes, a 10% higher obesity rate would have significant socio-economic effects.

Well it's true, to some extent.

Females prefer white meat and males usually end up eating the red meat because it's tougher. A very manly thing to do.

Hard to find a man, these days but I think I found one.

White meat is usually easier to digest, more tender, less flavorful. It's feminine.

Cheese sauces are rather counterintuitive and fairly easy to mess-up.

Because you don't know where the mesenteric artery is I should think you're a complete n3wb?

I once had an arguement with an aquaintence over the composition of a hamburger. She asserted that it was made of ham. When I told her that is is in fact beef, she vehemently denied. "Why would they call it a hamburger if it's made from cows," she quipped.
I explained that there is a city in Germany called Hamburg from which the name hails.
She told me I made that up.
So I let her continue her ignorance.

>>4084449
What a fucking moron.

It's named a hamburger because that sort of style of ground meat was popular in Hamburg at the time.

I was making my first stock today, kind of half assed, I had no veggies, but I used dried onion, parsley, salt, and pepper along with the chicken bones.

Roommate's gf asked what I was making. She actually had no idea you could make stock. She thought you could only buy the powdered stuff that makes chicken flavored salt water.

>>4084324

So yes, as long as there's someone to still talk shit about, it's perfectly ok.

>>4084165

A friend of mine had a girlfriend in high school who didn't understand why people would be vegetarian. She thought harvesting meat didn't require killing the animal--she thought it was cut off, and then it grew back, like a sheep's wool.

>>4084413
this post gave me gay

>>4084534

>>4084534
this can't be real

>>4084534
Dear God

i have to buy the latest iphone

>>4084534
Dude. Yes.

Science needs to give us this.

>>4084534

>>4084165
Do you and your friends have other sexist opinions and attitudes. For example do you or anyone you associate with identify gender with occupation. Do you put ketchup on well steak o or dress salads in ranch dressing out of a store bought bottle without real buttermilk.

>>4084252
That'd be the Maoris.

>>4084413
wow scram is sexist despite also being descriminated against or his value as a man because he is attracted to other men.

>2012
>violence against women, queers, and other life.

>>4084413
That's not the reason at all.
A lot of females eat white meat because
>teehee it's lean and it'll keep me under x calories so I won't gain 50 pounds!

Many girls I talk to don't eat the darker meat because it tends to be greasier, fattier, have viens, or still have a lot of cartilage/skin.
>lrn2female

>>4084534
Your friend's girlfriend was just ahead of time. This is a genius idea.

>>4084449
Oh god this one shits me. It always shows up in those "lol isn't the English language crazy?" posts when it's not even an English word. Asking why hamburgers don't contain ham is like asking why croissants aren't made of ants.

>>4084711
>They're made of angry ants

>>4084721
>>4084711

My mother doesn't understand why I brine meat.

>leaving it in something salty will dry it out YOU'RE RUINING OUR MEAL

>>4084741
A lot of older people were taught that bring any uncooked meat into contact with salt dried it out. My mom thought I was crazy to put salt on a steak right before cooking it until I explained it to her.

My mother insists on leaving cooked meat on the counter after dinner. She believes that, since it is cooked, there is no danger of spoilage. She'll typically leave it on the counter overnight.

But she does cover it with paper towels to keep the dust off.

>>4084711

Post of the motherfucking week right here.

bump, this thread is hilarious so far.

>>4085404
I do that and eat it the next morning and have never had a problem. I think you Americans are far, far too concerned about food poisoning.

>>4084694
They be president now

>>4085630
my frends mutter frum taiwan make a beef stew und just leave it on stove fer days aphtor. the fat untop bekom hard und make protekshun. never we getting sik

>>4085655
I can only read that in the voice of a voodoo priestess.

>Do you guys ever meet people or know people who are food idiots?
Only every time I visit /ck/