/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>2012
>eating anything under 90% cocoa

>not eating cocoa nibs

>2012
>not eating organic lawn clippings and your own excrement

>>4014728

bro, would you even have a mouth after that?

>>4014740

>2012
>being a faggot on /ck/

>>4014765
I eat 99% when I can get it.
100% is too bitter for me, though.

do yall not like milk

Over 70% of my chocolate consumption is over 70% cocoa but
> eating anything but Dark Chocolate

This is just faggotry. Milk is perfectly fine on occasion.

>>4014765

I only eat 90%. I suppose it's an acquired taste, but I don't even taste the bitterness anymore.

I've been growing out of my sweet tooth and now I can't stand milk chocolate. I think my preferred dark chocolate is 72%, but I like 62 for when I do want something sweeter. The only milk chocolate I like is Lindt, and I think that's mainly because of the texture.

>>4014728
The other 10% must be just stuff to hold it together.

I got bought this once. Incredible stuff, I wouldn't have thought to buy it though. There's something sublime about the orange/chocolate combination. I can't have ordinary chocolate without a glass of OJ.

>>4014833
orange + chocolate tastes like shit

>under 90%
>calling that dark chocolate

Stay pleb , my friends.

>>4014833
I hate orange and chocolate together.

>>4014852
Guess who's not invited to my weekly 'OJ Simpson Night'

(we eat dark chocolate, drink OJ and watch The Simpsons)

>>4014834
I hope some one throws a chocolate orange though your wall you commie bastard.

>>4014702
Sure, OP.
I'll eat it with raw Bhut Jolokia peppers and wash it down with Scotch that tastes like a burning tire smells.
Any other fag food snobbery you'd like to look down on us poor plebs about?

>>4014780

if u mean milk chocolate, nah mang that shit's got too many sugars and not enough cocoas

>>4014728
lindt 90% msater race reporting in

>>4014937

Love it.

What's the best eating dark chocolate one can by in the US?

>>4014981

See>>4014940

Can you even eat chocolate with that high cocoa? Isn't it like for baking?

>>4014986

i think the 100% bar is called "bakers chocolate"

but regardless... you eat what you bake so yes of course you can eat the ingredient

aside from the stupid hippy shit, theo chocolate is by far the best i've had. I really liked the spicy chile one

>>4014937
>that shit's got too many sugars and not enough cocoas

I'm not saying I don't love 85+% bars but why does that make milk chocolate bad? Do you not like brownies either cause they have too much flour and sugar and not enough cocoa?

not too bitter

>>4015023
I'm beginning to think it's one of those wank-fests where everyone is all "I can eat more bitter chocolate than you!"

>>4015022
> jane goodall

Sorry, no way that could be good. la la la la la I'm not listening.

>tfw so much dark chocolate (80~85%) has so much goddamn sugar per serving
We can fucking handle the taste, just include about 3g at most...

>>4015029

I only drink super imperial IPAs with over 9,000 IBUs. Anyone who does less is a faggot with the palate of a child. Also, if your chocolate is low enough percent that it can actually be melted (basically anything less than 99.55%), you are a faggot casual and you might as well eat cadbury's.

>>4015040
Hipster troll detected

I am eating OP pic right now with 2 dollar wine. I like Divine 85% better but it's always sold out at the store.

100% chocolate exists in bar form, guys. If you're going to have a pissing match about anything, it might as well about be the real deal

>>4014702
Chocolove Dark chocolate bar with almonds and sea salt
This is my all time favorite chocolate bar ever. and yeah dark chocolate is where its at i hate how all "popular" chocolate bars are with stupid milk chocolate. I don't think there has ever been a time i liked dark chocolate.

Pic related

>not eating 100% pure bittersweet

>>4015040

BEER, PFFFFT. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I CHEW ON PURE HOPS, ALL DAY EVERY DAY, FAGGOT. MY TONGUE'S BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS, BITCH. NOT TO MENTION, I WAS TONGUE-BALLS DEEP IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT AND SHE MADE YOUR PUSSY IPAS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING COCA-COLA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.

>>4014990
"Baking Chocolate" is more like it.

"Baker's" is a brand name.

>>4015167
people here have been known to shit on chocolove, but their darker 85% is pretty nice

anything over 80% to bitter for me

The Belgen chocolate you can get at trader joes is godlike.

>>4015212
>Belgen

sweet jesus, murrrika

>>4015216
>>Belgen
>imploging i spel chek on 4chen

Yeah OP's dark chocolate is fucking god tier for quality, taste and texture.

>>4015220
BELGUN CHAWKLIT I 2 GUD 2 NO SPELIN LOL WUT U GUNA DO ABUT EET?!

>>4015240
CRABADONK MY DESLISABLE SOCULATE! ISHYDUMPIDONOAL

>>4015255
>>4015240

Shiggzyin' the diggzle

2Bitter4me. Dark chocolate is only good when combined with mint.

>not eating cocoa nibs

Wow OP, what's the matter, can't handle the real deal?

dark chocolate almond bark nurm.

Cadbury's master race reporting in.
What's wrong, OP, don't like muh vegetable fat?

On a side note, weren't the EU considering relabelling all chocolate with a low cocoa content (so, all chocolate except faggot OP's) as 'vegelate' to reflect the prime ingredient.

The chocolate in OP's pic contains milk powder, not that it makes it bad or anything just wanted to point that out. I didn't expect that when I read the label for the first time.

>>4014823
>I don't even taste the bitterness anymore.

I think that kind of happened to me with Lindt 90. I still taste the bitterness but now when I eat something like Lindt 85 it tastes incredibly sweet because I'm used to the more hardcore chocolate. A couple years ago I ate Lindt 90 for breakfast every day.

>>4015040
I don't like IPAs much at all. Stouts are beers for dark chocolate lovers.

been eating this all year (low carbing) the 70% tastes too sweet now. OP's is best brand , it has a hint of vanilla

>>4015590

Vanilla gets rid of the bitterness. What are you, some sort of pussy?

85% is perfect for me :)

>eating plain old +70% dark choco

That shit ain't tasy by itself, bro.