/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>3894094
I was just thingking about that today

aren't they like intestines or some other disgusting shit? lol

Thymus gland... they are very tasty

>>3894107
testicles, dear boy.

When I was little I thought that black pudding was actually a dessert. I was ten, since I remember being at my grandmother's wake when I first ate it, and was immediately repulsed. Don't think I've eaten it again since.

>>3894116
they are most certainly not testicles. they are the thymus gland or pancreas from a young calf

Yesterday a bitch asked me if the eggs in the creme caramel were cooked or raw. She was pregnant and French and attempted to cast doubt at my assertion that all custards are cooked.

>>3894107
Intestines are meant to be pretty tasty.
But intestiney, which is offputting

>>3894127
no, it's testicles. that is the most common sweetbread in restaurants.

>>3894138
Nope.

Sweetbreads = pancreas or thymus from calf
Mountain oysters or prairie oysters = testicles
Tripe=stomach
Lights=lungs
...the rest of the organ meats are just the normal names (liver, heart, etc.)

>>3894133
she was fucking with you any French person worth their salt knows how to cook a custard.

>>3894146
>Mountain oysters or prairie oysters = testicles
maybe in whatever hillbilly brokeback country you live in. But rest of the world serves testicles as sweetbreads.

>>3894161
UK here. Sweetbreads are pancreas.

"eetbreads or ris are culinary names for the thymus (throat, gullet, or neck sweetbread) or the pancreas (heart, stomach, or belly sweetbread) especially of the calf"

Straight from Wikipedia. Guess YOU'RE the hillbilly brokeback.

>tfw you find out bonbons are neither bon nor bon

>>3894146
I thought tripe was intestines or it just the whole digestive tract?

>tfw tillamook baby loaf is not made of baby

I love black pudding, especially pan fried until the skin is caramelized and serve with a nice gravy or, and I know I'm going to piss someone off, ketchup.

>>3894161
testicles are not sweetbreads....

sweeticles are not testibreads.

>>3894173
the wiki lists testicles. way to provide sources for the guy your argued with.

I have heard sweetbreads being testicles, and Michel Roux Jr talked about testicles being sweetbreads on an episode of masterchef once. I have never eaten them myself.

>olive loaf not made of olives

>>3894206

Sweetbreads aren't testicles. Anyone who says/believes otherwise is simply wrong/ignorant.

But now you know.

>>3894213

sweetbreads are glands.
icky spongey glands.


alsi
and headcheese. :(.ick.

>head cheese
>not made of cheese
>made of head
WTF europoors, are you insane?

>>3894233
head cheese is made of head and formed into a loaf for slicing like cheese

I tried some before and it tastes like hot dogs or bologna

>>3894286
yeah I always thought it was just a smelly mix of cheese and head scraps

>>3894315

Yeah, so do people. Doesn't mean you eat them.

> tfw you realized all the other kids grew up eating corn syrup instead of maple syrup with breakfast

It was around that age that I first began to understand that the word "real" on all those packages wasn't there at random.

>>3894354
what if I told you I preferred artificially flavored maple sauce over real stuff?

In fact, what if I said the smell of that and butter was one of the most delicious smells I could think of?

>>3894383
>what if I told you I preferred artificially flavored maple sauce over real stuff?

I love soaking frozen waffles in some aunt jemimas but I like the real thing too

anyone who hates the fake stuff is a snob

>>3894383

Whatever floats your boat. To be perfectly honest I always just preferred my pancakes and waffles with butter and nothing else. Maple syrup is delicious but it kind of distracts from the savory delicious flavors of what it's poured on. It doesn't feel right not to have the bottle there, but I'll just drizzle on a few drops towards the end, for formality's sake.

>>3894400

Anyone who doesn't wallow in his own filth is a snob to you, OPIATE9fy.

The whole sweetbread/testicle thing is a troll right?
Regardless
>My Aunt Melba hates melba toast

>Hot dogs are not dogs

>Mince pies at Christmas were actually filled with fruit

disgusting

The whole fired green tomatoes love in the south...they're just under-ripe tomatoes that are potentially poisonous. Stupid rednecks. I was actually trying to find the type of tomatoes to grow and learned how idiotic the whole thing is. Peaked after that movie

>>3894412
>mfw your comment

I was reading Red Dragon

Hannibal had a recipe

was interested

still interested

I still can't believe there is no ham in a hamburger. I always thought it was ground pork.

>>3894419

>your aunt's name is Melba
>it's 1923 in Alabama

>ice cream not made of ice, nor cream (entirely)
>hot dogs not made of actual dog
>eggplant not being a plant that bears eggs
>any food with the word "french" in front of it not being french
>catsup and ketchup being the same thing
>continental breakfast doesnt include a breakfast dish from every continent
>Canadian bacon IS FUCKING HAM

all these feels

>>3894354

Oh man, all of my confus. I went to my friend's house for a sleepover when I was about 9. We woke up and had toaster eggos. Sat down at the table, all I see is some weird, tall, yellow bottle with a bee on it. What the fuck, is that honey? My friend grabs it and starts pouring it all over his waffles. What the fuck anon, you put honey on your waffles? No, see, it's syrup. Maple syrup in a bottle like that? What? No this is corn syrup.

>my fucking face

Needless to say I stopped associating with that pleb.

>>3894449

>implying catsup is a thing
>implying it's not just a slang term used by bumpkins and foreigners who don't know any better

>Mfw people eat chicken menses

Cathead biscuit isn't a a cooked cat head

>>3894441
YEAH AND HAMBURG ISN'T MADE OF HAM EITHER YOU IGNORANT FUCK, ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
Sorry, I get a bit upset when people think they're being so clever when they say "There's no ham in a hamburger, gee isn't the English language weird?" It's not a fucking English word, god damn it.

>>3894477

Wow calm down there faggot.

>>3894477
Surrendering Frenchfag detected

>>3894472

mysides

>mom refuses to eat buffalo sauce because she thinks it is flavored like buffalo the animal
>assure mom that it is named after buffalo the city, not the animal
>mom tries buffalo sauce and loves it
>mom now puts buffalo sauce on everything, like me
>later, have some bags of buffalo jerky. not buffalo flavored, buffalo meat
>mom finds them and takes one to work, expecting the familiar spicy cayenne flavor
>tells me it tasted plain but she ate it anyway and it was good
>inform her that it was delicious bison jerky
>at first grossed out
>then remembers that it tasted good
>decides that it must be ok

MFW i converted a purely beef, chicken and pork eater onto something better and more exotic. finally somebody else in the house will eat my awesome buffalo burgers.

>>3894541
Your mom puts buffalo sauce on you?

>tfw sun-nutbutter is not the sun's semen butter.

>>3894221
From the wiki...

>Various other glands used as food are also called 'sweetbreads', including the parotid gland ("cheek" or "ear" sweetbread), the sublingual glands ("tongue" sweetbreads or "throat bread"), and testicles (cf. Rocky Mountain oyster)

Now fuck off.

>mfw peanuts are neither peas nor nuts

Kiwis are not flightless birds for 30 cents each.

>>3894562
>Sexy incest with buffalo sauce

That turns on somebody, right?

>>3894175
I larfed.

>>3894584
>peanuts
>not nuts

>>3894656
They're technically legumes (beans).

>>3894499
Wha? Dutch Australian. What do the French have to do with it? Hamburg is in Germany.

>>3894449
Catsup is sweeter, so no it's not the same thing as ketchup.

>>3894579

>mfw you edited that article, then copypasted it
>mfw article history shows this edit

lel fuck off now.

>>3894802
>Apply cold water to the burned area

>>3894802
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread
>This page was last modified on 18 August 2012 at 10:22.
wat?

>>3894802
>implying I knew about this thread more than a month in advance
>implying no one can see what was changed in an edit
>implying you're not a giant fucktard

Back to >>>/v/ and "LOL /V/ CULTURE" with you.