/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Poor girl. Not only was she stuck with an asshole, she was apparently born dumb too.

Best prank on vegan girl ever:

>Date vegan girl
>Get blowjob
I thought you didn't eat meat?
Oh, Anon--this doesn't count as meat
>laugh ominously
>It does if I dipped my dick in a horse vagina ten minutes ago!
>Her head asplodes

>>3831800
Do vegans swallow semen?

>>3831664
She's not a vegetarian. She is the hardcore version: vegan. Also, who dates someone and decides they're going to force THEIR lifestyle on someone else. Why doesn't she just date a vegan? Why did OP date a vegan? People be dumb.

>>3831671

>thread over. Someone get the lights on the way out.

sick burn. J'approuve.

It seems like more women are vegans than men, which is pretty crazy. You're already predisposed to osteoporosis by just having a vagina; why tip the scales further in that direction, on a daily basis?

>"u...u-h-h...sorry...heh...I'll g-g-get something else, s-s-sorry."

You know this is what actually happened.

>>3831849
because women logic

>I'm weaker than men and more likely to be raped
>I know! I'll only date guys with a history of abuse!

>tfw i get my girlfriend to eat chicken once a week and she still insists that she is a vegetarian

i just let her live in a fantasy world, its not worth the fight.

>>3831890

Women are horrible creatures. I feel like I've debased myself every time I give in to desperation and bang one for a few weeks before we inevitably turn on each other.

Thank god for my 130+ GB porn collection. This shit keeps me sane and clear headed.

>>3831895
you could try dating some lesbians that aren't bulldykes
>>3831890
It's a living.
Flintstones.jpg

>>3831895
>redheads
haha, why?
For all the others I could come up with a reason but that just seems random.

>>3832067

Natural redheads are, without fail, always fucking crazy. Sometimes they hide it pretty well, but once you get close to them, bam, the craziness leaks out.

>>3832072
I.. I can't really think of a way to discredit that.

>>3832072

>Girl are, without fail, always fucking crazy. Sometimes they hide it pretty well, but once you get close to them, bam, the craziness leaks out.

fix'd

>>3832072
That's pro not a con

>>3831895
>I feel like I've debased myself every time I give in to desperation and bang one for a few weeks before we inevitably turn on each other.
Do you really not see what your problem is?

I've never been in a relationship with a woman who is as terrible as 4chan makes it out to be.

>>3831895
>women into traditionally male things like video games and guitar
man
why
i fucking love music and a guitar is a cheap instrument that is portable in case a friend wants to borrow it or somethin
would you rather I keep a grand piano in my apartment is that what you want

women: even crazier than they are stupid

>>3832572
women may be crazy but they aren't any more stupid than men. they may play stupid to manipulate though

>>3832589
Stop white knighting./Shut up, woman.

>>3831849
>You're already predisposed to osteoporosis by just having a vagina

its actually the ovaries

l2physiology. pay attention in 8th grade mkay.

Check your privileges, CIS scum.

>>3832598
it's ok- my boobs will save me from osteoporosis!

>Be a vegetarian at the time
>All of my coworkers gave me shit
>Take me out to barbeque joints after work
>"WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IN"

I didn't eat meat because I didn't want to fucking eat meat you ignorant faggots. Once they 'tricked' me into eating meat by getting bacon put in my baked beans, so I just put it down and left.

Christ, people are terrible.

>>3832605
Just give in. Meat is delicious.

>>3832606
Meat is okay, but at the time I didn't want to eat it. People don't give others shit for not liking spicy food, so why can't some people be vegetarian? It's not like I had some terrible delusion that my diet would change the world. They always made it out like I was some sort of hippie.

>>3832609
>People don't give others shit for not liking spicy food

They do but it's not as bad as it is with vegetarians/vegans. Who deserve it unless they do have some actual health issue with meats. And they rarely do.

>>3832609
That's because spicy foods already give people the shits.

>>3832633

>>3832611
Why the fuck does somebody deserve shit for the diet they maintain? Who cares? I'll admit I hate self-important vegetarians/vegans as much as the next guy, but I've met an equal amount of people who are in my face about their meat-eating as a vegetarian.

It's your diet. Eat what you want. Live how you want. Die how you want. Nobody else (save your significant other) should care.

>>3831895
>avoid women who are like things men like
>avoid Asian women

But that's wrong

>going out with a vegan

OP are you desperate or just retarded?

Ugh vegans. Those people should not be allowed to be near normals and definitely not let them engage in pre-mating rituals.

You did good OP that is hilarious, vegan bitches deserve to be smacked in their bony malnourished faces until their pathetically brittle skeletal systems flake into a thousand particles, lost in space forever.

>>3832672
Traditional asians are incredibly passive and quiet, they always make you feel like you're walking right over them

The only good asians are the ones who break away from that. You're my girlfriend/wife/significant other, not my fucking servant.

>>3831828
Yeah, vegans eat seeds and nuts

>>3832886 Traditional asians are incredibly passive and quiet,

Ask me how I know you learned everything you know about Asians from watching animu ^_^

>>3832672

Not Asian women. Ones who are into "asian culture."

Crazy girls are so much fun. The only reason to avoid crazy girls is if you're one of those people who still believes in lifelong love and you're looking to wife someone.

>>3833154
>mfw I'm a crazy woman married to a crazy man

>>3832886
Traditional asians are terrible, if you want someone you can walk all over, get someone who enjoys being walked all over, traditional asian wayfus do it becuase it's tradition, and some people might think its a deal but they never ask about all the other traditions, like how women typically run the budget in japan, and men get allowances from it. (to be fair it's like the only major cultural right they have going for them)

>>3834571
Only Asian women who are still in the home country in an obscure village would be docile and obedient in the same way any obscuro villager woman from anywhere would be (except in matriarchal societies, the few that there are). Most Asian women living in the West are just as bratty and annoying as the average woman/person.

>>3832886
>doesn't know about the secret bimonthly Asian society meetings plotting to overthrow the western world.

>>3834575
Ever notice the word TRADITIONAL thrown in there?
because its in there. It actually means something, and it's modifying the words "asian woman"

chew on that for a minute.

>>3832893
I feel terrible for laughing at that.

>>3834579
Your punctuation makes it seems like you go on to negate yourself. Learn to type, nigga.

bitch needs to go to a better Chinese, veg fried rice and mixed veg with whatever sauce I want, they make it vegan. plus spring rolls, wontons and soup. I love Chinese food.....

I don't give people shit for being vegetarian/vegan if they dont impose it on me, I also dont expect them to cook meat for me or handle meat for me.

I also dont think its funny when people sneak bits of meat into a vegetarians/vegans meal, you don't win anything for being decietful, unless the reason for that person being a vegetarian is they hate the taste of meat, then its a good "i told you so" tactic.

>>3834602
>Cheese has forever made me feel sick, the smell texture and taste make me wretch and eating it will usually end up with it coming out again
>people kept trying to put cheese in my food
>Some faggot slips in the tiniest crumb of cheese in my meal
>"HAHA I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT ANNON YOU CAN EAT CHEESE"

Yeah it's not smart or funny

>>3834625
>hating cheese

What the hell is wrong with you?

>>3832671
Man. I feel like you and me are on the same level of thinking, man. You've like taken the words right out of my mouth man like fuckin far out right man like everyone I meet is always ignorant about like the gov't and our freedoms dude and like and about like living how you want man like nobody understands that dude they just don't. But dude I better get back to reading this thread!

>>3834629
Dude it's just a random defect. It is probably very rare but that doesn't mean it can never happen. It's quite possible our anonymouse friend of ours is telling the truth and it's not just he doesn't like it. He literally cannot eat cheese without it making him physically ill.

i find meat unappealing at times when thinking about how a living thing died

i was vegan for about a year, but i became extremely thin because of how i worked out so much, the vegan diet couldnt sustain my activities .

steak/bacon/ribs is good and all, but food is food, its not that good,

i never imposed my shit onto anyone else either, i just lead by example and lots of people just followed

>>3834659
You're a modern day Moses, my friend. How is your beard?

>>3834663
no faggot, i just have a conscience and an active approach to life

>>3834664
Your comment stings my very soal, brother.

>>3834670
whatever you got to tell yourself

>>3834625
You know there are different kinds of cheeses that are very different from each other. In taste and in texture and smell. You just seem like some narrow minded cheese bigot.

>>3832893
Quick we need to round up the seven pieces of my sides to grant our wish. No seriously I am literally crying from laughing so hard.

bump

>>3832598
>thinking I implied the vagina was the cause of osteoporosis
>not realizing I just substituted "vagina" for "being female"

lrn2reading comprehension

That's, like, 3rd grade, sport. And the next time you call someone out on not knowing physiology, make sure it isn't someone with a shelf of A&P books he obtain while GETTING A DEGREE IN THE FUCKING SHIT.

>>3832072
Uhh... I'm not entirely sure that could possibly be true. Granted, all the redheads I've known are indeed completely batshit insane, but that does not go to say that ALL of them are.

those kind of vegans are so obnoxious and are ultimately hindering the further promotion of veganism/vegetarianism. its not about total perfection, its about putting in a legitimate effort. those people who scan food labels in a search for some animal-based in gredient that constitues .1% of a food make the whole lifestyle seem like more trouble than it really need be. common sense and a willingness to be flexibly, ESPECIALLY when dining out, are all you need to have an easy vegan life.

>>3832609
vegetarian and vegan [and omnivorous] diets do impact the world though. no point denying it.

>>3834659
why did you become thin? just buy protein powder and tofu, problem solved.

>>3831836
That's fucking true. I would never force my eating habits on someone else. Although I have found that a large sum of the vegan community are notorious food nazi's, and try to covert people. I try to stay away from them, because on a fundamental level a believe we differ greatly, even if our diet is the same.

I'm going to say this though, you partially put yourself in the situation by saying that you would go along for a trial basis. Eat whatever the fuck you want, and fuck those people who try and make you do otherwise.

>>3837841
Tofu, products actually leech protein from the body, despite it's high protein content.

If you're need protein, and no meat, eat pea protein, brown rice protein or hemp seed protein.

>>3831849
Women are predisposed to having much higher levels of empathy than men. That is why not only are women more likely to be vegetarian and vegan than men, but when asked why, they are more than twice as likely to be doing it for animal welfare than for health reasons.

I DONT know, however, why women are so predisposed to trying to change their mate's behavior. It is like "oh I really like this guy, except for all of these things, but I can fix that" but what about that guy over there that has all the things you like already "oh no, i dont like him."

>>3835890

>make sure it isn't someone...

Wait, how exactly am I supposed to check anything?

>mfw this thread is 11/10