/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Chitlins, had it one time at my college's food hall because it was black history month and it was some of the nastiest crap I've ever eaten.

tofu, because fuck vegans

diet food, because fucking going to the grocery store to buy a snack and all they have is the reduced fat version.

sriracha sauce, because fuck the cult

Soy, shits terrible for you. I really like miso but Il do without it to get that garbage out of literally all the food made in this country

Fake Meat

If you're vegetarian/vegan and you still need some sort of product that feels like meat, you're a hypocrite.

That shit they use to make vegan burgers. Last I remember it was made out of moss or something.

Onions. God I hate onions.

Can I keep fried onions though?

tempeh
seriously what the fuck

Curry.

So much butthurt.

>>3828247
Chitlins are an ingredient and there are good ways of preparing them. The negro way is not one of them.

>>3828254
Well, guess what faggot? Industrial fat doesn't make things taste good. At least not anymore than industrial flavoring. Any preference one way or the other is in your head.

>>3828268
Confirmed for 6 year old.

>>3828266
>>3828258
>>3828255
>>3828252
>attacking a food item to anger people associated with that food item

>>3828278
>doesn't agree with my taste
>calls me underage
Are you even aware that people can have different taste on the biological/chemical level?

Lychees.

>>3828278
how is wanting soy to stop being used as an ingredient in processed food done to anger people? Im trying to save people from breast, thyroid, and prostate cancer

Ketchup.

>>3828281
Yes I'm totally aware. But besides major geographical separation and isolation from certain foods for hundreds of years, somebody not liking onions does not make sense. Are you of Asian decent?

Anyway, I bet its the texture you don't like anyway, since you seem to like them ground up and fried in batter.

I suggest you try to eat sauteed onions for a week with every non-breakfast meal. Overcome your childhood fears.

>>3828287
>I didn't quote you
>why so defensive

>>3828278
Attacking vegans? partially. If they want to eat meat, maybe they should eat real meat. Atleast I know it's goddamn real.

That and considering quite a lot of people eat them because of HURR ANIMALS BEING SLAUGHTERED IS BAED DURR.

Anything "foodies" are into.

>>3828290
>implying you wouldn't have angry sex with Paula

Celery. Tastes bitter as fuck. Go eat a dick, you disgusting piece of shit.

>>3828291
No it's the extremely strong bitter taste that I dislike. Frying them removes that mostly, and I do like the texture and crunchiness of fried onions. I don't consider them good food, but they go nicely on a burger.

Also, I'm European.

>You may strike ONE and only ONE food item out of existence

The food you mention is in this riddle.

>It's more powerful than God.
>It's more evil than the Devil.
>The poor have it.
>The rich need it.
>If you eat it you will die.

>>3828310
Maybe you should blanch them before you eat them?
Takes away the harshness of the raw onion.

>>3828318
Guess I could try that, but even then I doubt I'll really like the taste.

aerosol artificial cheese product

>>3828322

oats

Corn. Just to destroy high fructose corn syrup.

Or you could just write HFCS instead of wiping away delicious popcorn, corn on a cob and corn chowder...

Tilapia

>>3828316
The answer is "Nothing." I figured it out.

I'd strike Aspartame from existence because it makes people stupid and gives them tumors, and stops me from enjoying chewing gum/bubble gum because they all contain Aspartame.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/11/06/aspartame-most-dangerous-substance-add
ed-to-food.aspx

>According to researchers and physicians studying the adverse effects of aspartame, the following chronic illnesses can be triggered or worsened by ingesting of aspartame: Brain tumors, multiple sclerosis, epilepsy, chronic fatigue syndrome, parkinson's disease, alzheimer's, mental retardation, lymphoma, birth defects, fibromyalgia, and diabetes.

Coconut.

It's absolutely vile and disgusting in everything and by itself.

>>3828316
>that cancerous image

reddit pls go

Tofu.


****ing disgusting garbage that only hipsters and vegans pretend to enjoy.

>>3828385

yes, hipsters and vegans, also, hundreds of millions of people worldwide for many many centuries

>>3828406
>implying hipsters and vegans haven't existed for hundreds of years.

>>3828406
thats not really true, although it has existed for a long time the general public especially asia didnt start eating it until fairly recently, asian countries really dont eat that much soy and when they do it is almost always fermented varieties. tofu eating asians is just a western stereotype that doesnt really exist, people in the US eat WAY more tofu than japan or china or any other miscellaneous asian country where it is allegedly popular.

Pizza. Of all kinds.

Hideous shit.

Cilantro! Godawful shit

>>3828416
That too.

I hate it when I order butter chicken and I'm so excited to eat it because it's so fucking delicious and all of a sudden it arrives and it's covered in fucking cilantro.

Fuck.
So fucking disgusting. Ruins everything it touches.

>>3828384
Pretty sure it originated here

>>3828258
this, or kimchi. How can anyone like that stuff? It's rotten cabbage for god's sake.

Celery. Because fuck that shit.

peanut butter. I was poor growing up and always had to eat peanut butter sandwiches. Even with banana, or honey, it's still completely and utterly nasty.

Curry. Because I'd love to see eurotrash starve to death.

>>3828445
I hear you bro. It was either PB&J or cheese and mayo in my lunchbox every day. Then go home and have chicken noodle soup or hot dogs for supper. But PB&J is delicious if you make it fresh. It sitting all night and day in your lunchbox just gave it a disgusting flavour. I still like to rock the PB&J once a month.

American cheese.

Boom.

Onions. Fuck onions.

Cauliflower. Shit tastes like Styrofoam.

>>3828442
>implying reddit and faceshit cancer does not steal a shitload of content that originated on 4chan

it's theirs now, who the fuck cares if 4chan made it originally
there's a reason why we don't use the same memecancer shit they do, we have our own ones until the casual normalfags steal it

>>3828494
>hating onions

fuck you and your whole family, goddamn 10 year old

FUCK CILANTRO RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF THE UNIVERSE

At first I didn't quite expect it, but after all ... this thread is mostly just filthy, insufferable little shithead PICKY EATERS.

Yep. Fuck you all.

>>3828527
I think you meant parsley.

>>3828258
Fake meat doesn't exist.

Bacon, I do love it but fuck is it bad for you sometimes also, gets rid of bacon hipsters, god I want to kill them sometimes.

>>3828284
Fucking these. I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates them.

>>3828575
This.

Brazil nuts, because I can die very quickly from eating just trace amounts if I don't get to a hospital in time.

>>3828575
>hate one or two ingredients
>HURRRR PICKY EATERS BAWWW BAWW Y CAN'T U LIEK EVERYTHING

>>3828655

Pretty much this.

I'm open minded as all hell, but personally, I'd love it if ketchup would be torn out of existence.

That's really it. Can I have some pate or escargot or some other food that people are skiddish about?

pic also related

>>3828878
What's wrong with ketchup? Too popular for your hipster tastes?

cheese

Even ketchup has it's uses

open face clams

oysters

whatever they're called, little tablespoons of congealed snot-jizz.

that shit just should not even exist.

>>3828878
>>3828878
>He's never had ketchup in Kraft Dinner

bbq flavored potato chips

Aspartamine/corn syrup/something like that. I hate the idea of ridding the world of an ingredient that could someday go on to do great things. I may hate grapefruit, but I like Mountain Dew White Out, and that's grapefruit flavored. I think every food has its place. However, those things are just dangerous and I can't foresee them doing something that other foods can't.

>>3828893
but that's like the best flavor

baby carrots

is pickles too broad?

fuck it i pick pickles.

i have never understood the taste of pickles and can't understand why anybody from any walk of life would eat a pickle under any circumstances.

everything i've ever had with any kind of pickle in it is just ruined for me by the taste of the pickle. hell sometimes sandwiches have been ruined for me because they put a pickle spear right next to the sandwich.

fuck pickles

>>3828898
you disgust me

>>3828902
This. I -hate- it when a place puts pickles beside my sandwich and lets the bread soak up the juice. I've sent sandwiches and burgers back to kitchens over it.

I eliminate pickles.

There's nothing wrong with aspartame. It hasn't been proven to cause any negative health benefits. Artificial flavourings will become the norm eventually when we have to start faking food products.

>>3828902
>sometimes sandwiches have been ruined for me because they put a pickle spear right next to the sandwich
>Putting a pickle next to my sandwich ruins it

I don't like pickles either, but come on man, you KNOW that is fucking retarded.

>>3828907
you've sent sandwiches and burgers back because of a slight sog on the side of the burger?

Please go kill yourself you spoiled little child.

>>3828902
Sounds like you're talking about vinegar pickles, there's a lot more (and better) types than that.

>>3828907
I bet you've eaten more spit in your food than everyone in this thread combined you selfish spoiled entitled piece of shit. I hope you realize that.

>>3828291
>I'm aware of biological taste variance on the biochemical

>BUT UR STIL LA FAGET IF YOU DISGAE WITH ME HURR DURR
>ALSO UR A CHINK

Being born a retard is one thing. Willingly being a retard is another.

inb4 NOU

>>3828912
That "little sog" can take away half of the bottom bun depending on how sloppy it was put on the plate. I sent a reuben back because they toothpicked a pickle slice on the top of it and the juice raped the entire top slice of bread with pickle taste. Sent it back. Not my fault the restaurant is incompetent with their plating.

>>3828902
>palate like babby

Durian. I don't even know why and/or how it continues to proliferate without human intervention.

>>3828902
You realize there's five billion different types of pickles, made from just about any vegetable you can think of, right?

You're probably talking about cucumber pickles. It's pretty much impossible to hate every food that's pickled in modern times. Even eggs are pickled.

>>3828912
>>3828910
i'm the original pickle hater guy and no i've never sent anything back due to a pickle but it will piss me off sometimes when i'm trying to enjoy a decent sandwich but i can taste and smell this big nasty pickle spear sitting next to it.

also that feel when you get a sandwich or fast food or something to go and ask for no pickles and find out they put pickles on it when you get home.

at that point i'll throw the food out sometimes because those fucking pickles man. and you can't just take them off. they fucking infuse the whole sandwich with their disgusting flavor

>>3828920
enjoy your ball sweat and spit from someone who has a cold you fucking spoiled child.

None because I'm not autistic.

>>3828929
yes i do realize that you can pickle very many things.

however i was assuming that the term "Pickles" when used as such generally meant pickled cucumbers.

nobody says "pass the pickles, please" and then gets passed the jar of pickled jalepenos instead of pickled cucumbers

>>3828938
>nobody says "pass the pickles, please" and then gets passed the jar of pickled jalepenos instead of pickled cucumbers

In America, maybe. The rest of the world is a little more sane.

>>3828907
I want to beat the shit out of your dad for raising such a self entitled spoiled faggot. But then again, you probably have two dads.

>>3828939
i call bullshit.

where do you live where you call some other pickled veggies just "pickles"?

>>3828938
The post did start off with
>is pickles too broad?

Holy shit why is everyone so rustled? If I get something other than what I ordered, I send it back. It's not limited to just pickles tainting the food. I'd say you guys are the faggots for keeping to yourself instead of sending your food back to get what you actually ordered.

>>3828946
yes because even within the pickled cucumber category which i was (obviously) referring to there are many varieties which are all equally disgusting.

Salt and vinegar potato chips. It's like what I would imagine eating dried flakes of dog urine is like

So many people hate at least one member Apiaceae family. Mine is caraway. I like most of the others.

chickpeas! I just...I just...*sob*

>>3828910
>>3828912
>>3828918
>>3828932
>>3828940
Beta faggots who would eat shit if a restaurant served it to them.
>Uh uh e-e-excuse m-m-me, th-this burger fell on the floor.
>so what.
>eat floor burger.
I send food back all the time, and then watch the person remake the food to make sure they make it correctly. If food comes to me that has mayo, mustard, ketchup or anything I did not want, I send it back and get what I want.

>>3828583
I thought I'd never have to post this ever again

In Vitro Meat (Meat produced from test tube.)

Newkirk Nuggets. Human meat nuggets taken from the cells president of PETA herself.

Mushrooms. Fuck mushrooms, the vile pieces of shit.

Alcohol. Fuck yeah no more alcoholism anywhere.

Instant ramen. You may now proceed to butt hurt.

>>3829050
>thinks they remake food he sends back

9 times out of 10 its just doctored into what you wanted in the first place

>>3828242
Never. I will never strike ANYTHING. I think all food is good food.

I mean id only strike shit or foul things that will get you sick.

Reason: it's the herpes of the food world. I don't mind any other colors, but the green bell pepper infects everything it touches with its horrible flavor.

Beer.

cilantro

Milk.
Fuck mammals.

Frog legs make me want to vomit.

>>3829050
This feels like copy pasta...

>>3828258

Marmite

>>3829104

Oh, right. What am I thinking, of COURSE this. Fuck cilantro. Only half the Earth can stomach it at maximum. Great idea, cooks.

The only good thing cilantro has ever offered the world is one pretty good Ryan Stiles joke.

>>3828883
>automatically assuming that all I eat is weird french food based
>takes to mean that I won't eat anything else ever, or that I only like the above over all other foods.

twist mai wurds more, faggot

Natto.

>>3829120
Seriously? Only half? I've only ever met one person who had an issue with it, one of my teachers in high school. I'm sure plenty others do and just never mentioned it, but really half?

>>3829097
I do something to the food so they have to remake it or I throw it away myself.

I've never met a single person who hated cilantro.

Also, I fucking hate it when food places explicitly ignore your requests. How hard is it not to put in a certain fucking ingredient? I'm pretty sure people with allergies have died because of asshole personnel like this.

>>3829141

To something like 40% of the human population, it tastes like a metallic stink bug.

>>3829158

At just about every restaurant the food is pre-prepared to at least some degree. Therefore it might be impossible to "leave something out" if the food was already prepped with that ingredient in place.

You should have no problem having a restaurant leave the tomato off a burger, for example, because the burger won't be premade. However if you want something like "no jalapenos in my soup" that may be hard, since the soup was almost certainly made in advance.

Smoked or salted bacon that has E+number added to it.
It's bacon.
It'll sell today.
It's smoked or salted. It'll last decades.
Why the fuck add E324 and E787 and E186 to preserve it even more. Fuck.

>>3829221

A lot of bacon is not smoked. Instead, it's injected with artificial smoke flavors and preservatives. That's why the preservatives in there.

Blue cheese. Gross.

>>3829154
Sure you do pal, sure you do.

I would have to say cucumbers. Why? Because it is the only food I can think of that I cannot enjoy in any way, shape or form. I'm far from a picky eater, and cucumbers are the only thing I can think of that I do not like, at all. For example, I dislike raw tomato, but I love them roasted, in sauces, and cooked into other dishes. But, I hate raw cucumbers, I hate them in any kind of pasta or salad, and I despise pickles.

>>3829198
I understand that, but I've had it happen in shoarma places where I can literally see the guy putting it in. And the worst part is they're usually Turks who don't speak the language, so they just get pissed off when you try to refuse it.

>>3828383
definitely this, as long as coconut actually counts as food.

it shouldn't.

I wonder how many people in this thread realize that an appreciation for a flavor can be acquired, and that enjoying something isn't purely "genetic" and outside your control. Hence why the onion hater is a whiny bitch.

Me, I'd ax lemongrass. Then I'd actually be able to enjoy the Thai restaurants my friends like.

>For example, you can't pick bread but you can pick rhye bread, you can't pick cheese but you can pick feta, you can't pick pork but you can pick bacon.

What if I have a Blessed Scroll of Food Genocide? Can I get rid of all pork then?

Cilantro

curry or chick peas

maltodextrin

everything other than cilantro

cilantro

Taco Bell

So you neckbeards will drown in your own tears.

Corn.

The death of HFCS would make it worth the loss of so many other beautiful things.

Hamburgers. Most ground beef is bland to me. Its all the good/bad meat, ground into shit.
inb4 pink slime

>>3828321
You won't. I have the same issue with onions. Just ignore the raging butthurt faggot who has weak tastebuds and enjoys how onions to him taste like his belly button lint. I mean look at how he's personally attacking you and not raging at other anons. You're probably a supertaster, most supertasters can't tolerate bitter foods.

Ketchup or Mayonnaise.

>>3828972
11 in this thread. Apiaceae includes Cilantro, Celery, Carrots, Anise, Caraway, Cumin, Parsley, Chervil, Dill, Fennel.

Celery/celeriac.
Disgusting.

Parsnips. Basically vomit disguised as a potato.

>>3829102
+1
bell peppers have ruined many a meal for me with their putrid taste

beef, it would just be a better world without it.

can't decide to remove fucking cauliflower or anise.

>>3828892
million_dollars.mp3

canadian detected

Lima beans and all their related families (baked beans, refried beans) because I'm deathly allergic to them.

Everything else can stay.

Alternately, High Fructose Corn Syrup (Or just corn) because it's used in fucking everything, goddamn.

>>3828446
Why would you even do that?
You'd piss off, maybe even starve at least five regions for the sake of very slightly inconveniencing one demographic?

>>3828945
If you live in japan that would be common place, Pickled items are very common and various.

As for me, I pick feta. it is the one thing I cannot stand. trying to ingest it makes me want to puke, and its in enough things to make a difference in my life if I removed it. I can eat things I don't like, ever try a bitter melon? sometimes I eat that because it's so bad I have to have more. but Nothing can inspire hate in me like feta cheese.

Cucumbers. Fucking cucumbers.

>>3829354
I am almost surely the only person here who would understand that joke. Well played.

It takes a true nerd to tell a joke that he knows nobody will understand. I like you.

Mushrooms can just fuck right off.

We don't need fungus, ever.

>>3830422
I'm op and youre a faggot
>>3829354
No dungeon crawl scrolls.
choose one subtype of food.

ketchup

that is the one product i cannot stand in just about any configuration. it's ok as a way of adding sweetness and smooth viscosity to a tomato based sauce but otherwise it's repulsive. cocktail sauce, bois boudran, disgusting. if someone offers me their chips and there's like a molecule of ketchup on there i can't tolerate it. i don't know why because i'm an extremely unfussy eater in general.

>>3830433
>it's ok as a way of adding sweetness and smooth viscosity to a tomato based sauce
>ketchup

You are repulsive.

It's fine with fried potato though.

CANNED TUNA

the foulest smell on Earth

people who can actually stomach it should be removed from society for scientific testing

>>3830680
I eat so much, my roommate despises my timing with my eating habits. Usually around when he comes home is around the time I eat some canned tuna, and right before he leaves for work I make myself an egg burrito every morning which also drives him nuts on scent.

>>3830433
But but but than you loose southern barbecue you dick!

>>3830433
mum makes white sauce with my pasta, i always add tomato sauce because white sauce is basically cheese, milk and flour so it's generally flavorless, not to mention many pasta dishes have a tomato based sauce.

>>3830710
only filthy plebs make BBQ sauce out of ketchup.
Tomato paste is the correct ingredient, assuming you aren't making the much better vinegar based kind of BBQ sauce.