/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Watermelon

proper scrambled eggs.

>>3719977

sometimes you'll get a watermelon where certain bites will tastes like mealy sand

scientists definitely need to work on that

>>3719965
Add cinammon and sugar.

>>3719977
Ever so lightly salted.

>>3719983
You have to define proper, but diced ham or crumbled sausage or veggies of your choice.

>>3719988
>this guy

Anyway, cottage cheese and any fruit. It also helps that it's almost entirely protein.

Socca and pissaladière.

Just add a bit of olive oil and you're good to go.

>>3719988
neither ham nor sausage improve upon creamy scrambled eggs IMO, but they're nice to have on the side of almost anything but other meats.

louisiana hot sauce is the only thing i can think of that makes them better.

>>3719988
>Add cinammon and sugar.
heretic

Mah nigga, OP. Buttered toast is amazing. Also quite nice with nutella, instead of butter.

grilled cheese
peanut butter and jelly sandwich
toast
eggs

mushrooms sauteed in butter.

sure you can add onions and herbs and an acid of some kind.

but nothing beats the melt-in-you-mouth butteriness of a plain old sauteed mushroom

>>3719993

also a substantial amount of sugar and some fat

Jalapeno cheese bread

>>3720000

look at this incredible get

>>3720025
>get
>/ck/

The fuck are you talking about. Stop being new.

>>3720037

I can almost guarantee you I've been here for longer than you have. Remove the spiny pole from your rectum.

>>3720042
Trips and quads happen all the time here. We don't even think to mention them. It's never been something to highlight on this board. Only recently have the summerkids started to mention this type of faggotry.

If you have any interest in post numbers, you haven't been browsing imageboards as long as me.

>>3720000
are u a wizard

Fried pasta.
You know, you've cooked some pasta the day before, some was left over and you just toss it into a pan and fry it. That's dynamite, man. Dynamite.

>>3720050

and I post that image for most of them. lurk more yourself, summerkid.

>>3719988
how would you improve chocolate milk?

>>3720057
That image doesn't show up in any other thread on all of the 15 pages. Nor are there more than a few isolated instances of posters recognizing post numbers. Look for yourself.

>>3720066

first, the fact that you had to go check says something about your newfaggotry.

second, I've only been posting it at the 00000s. which don't happen all that often.

>>3720076
Way to ruin what could have been an interesting thread.

Fucking jackass.

>>3720076
I didn't check. I saw nearly every post in every thread previously.

>second, I've only been posting it at the 00000s. which don't happen all that often.

But you didn't post that image in response to a 00000 post number, you posted that image in response to a 0000 post number.

Post your earliest screen cap of /ck/.

>>3720084

I made a single post, causing a certain faggot to throw a tantrum. I've done the same thing probably 20 times and this has never happened before. sorry the newfags are trying so hard to show everyone they're not from /b/ tonight, but I'm not what changed.

>>3720065
Add a splash of lime

>>3720000
here.
if i delete my post will you all shut up

>>3720088

lol, why the fuck would I have screencapped /ck/ to show how new I'm not? most people on this board have better things to do than show everyone what oldfags they supposedly are.

I came here in 2006, you?

>>3720091

ur a monster.

>>3720089
... hory shet, you are causing my internet cunt scanner to break with your intense presence. How can someone possibly succeed at being so cunty?

>>3720093

you delete your post, I'll delete all my posts. I'm pretty sure the new kid doesn't even know how to delete a post, so I can't vouch for him. I apologize in advance for whatever he does.

>>3720089
You're the one hell-bent on proving that you ARE from /b/ or /v/.

No one else on any other board makes a big deal about gets.

>>3720089
Like I said, the only people that make get posts here are newfags. No one here gives a fuck about post numbers.

>>3720094
oh my god just stop posting.
no one cares

>>3720094
>2006

If you had, you would most defiantly have saved screencaps, captured threads etc... It's sad when anonymous imageboard users lie.

>>3720107

you must have a fulfilling life, if you catalog 6 year old screen captures and patrol /ck/ for memes that remind you of your embarrassing /b/tardery

>>3720112
You must have a fulfilling life if you ruin threads on an anonymous cooking board just because someone happened upon repeating post numbers.

okay the quads are gone.
post food

>>3720123
I'm hoping OP has a heart and deletes the thread, maybe try it later when your obnoxious faggot ass isn't around.

>>3720125

good job. sorry about all the kids tonight.

>>3720123
>implying that the post needs to be deleted before you can drop the subject
you know, you could've dropped it from the beginning
you fucking child