/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I suppose so
This has been a delightfully wholesome day

Sure. What are we making to eat while we watch?

>>34908
I even downloaded all this today

>>34908
What's he cooking? Not chicken again I hope.

>>34961
Mega?

>>34961
That's really cool. I'm glad the merger has helped both boards find new things to like about the other.

>>34990
tpb on public wifi

悪し

Throwy: http://www.watchtoonamionline.com/

http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/adult-swim-live-stream

https://www.arconaitv.me/cn/

>>34908
How long till it begins and where can i watch it online for free.

>>34995
>/lit/ & /fit/ getting along perfectly
>/co/ & /ck/ enjoying their time together


...and then there's /mlp/ & /pol/

>>34908
Did someone say Ja/ck/?

>>35274
mecha and auto are also having a good time

>>35029
the absolute madman

>>34980
NO!!!

He'll have the fish.

>>35274

Have you even seen us? We had a rough start but now we're getting along swimmingly. In fact I wouldn't mind staying this way entirely. I never knew the Ponypill would work out so well.

In fact, I've already made friends with some /mlp/ regulars and we've exchanged contact info. The two 'worst' boards are now the one BEST board.

>>35316
H-HE JUST DUMPS IT ALL IN!?

>>35274
Last I checked /mlpol/ was 70% horsepussy 30% gore.

This has been the best 4chan april fools so far.

>>34990
Season 1 - https://mega.nz/#F!zoRxiZSK!prCZ-Wm4xc4lN5R9rL7HGQ
Season 2 - https://mega.nz/#F!Dk5R0T6Q!ps-SMfXt-Lq-Ct_2yf8GqA
Season 3 - https://mega.nz/#F!z8pxmIZL!uv1hY-wQm0pFVey2VHvzTw
Season 4 - https://mega.nz/#F!WhRFiaqB!kkKl1jPwKcXo8pcjaRgbKA
Season 5, Episode 1 -
https://mega.co.nz/#!XRYyWK7R!QMv5fx5pFD1xLnZIrGcyDt00YGj6h2d_fsz-IuHWOt8
Season 5, Episode 2 -
https://mega.nz/#F!AYY2zK4K!_vc-U6_8eivbYbLbtFSfXg
Season 5, Season 3 - https://mega.co.nz/#!L91AybwD!dpN0n-R7-ldTByyCliCbID9WzBzXuCp0NklBIlm2oF0

>>35316
>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT KITCHEN, I AKU THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF COOKING, UNLEASHED A DELICIOUS DINNER

>>35572
>But a foolish amateur chef, wielding a magic meal stepped forth to oppose me

>>34954
Something large and extra thick!

>>34954
PORRIDGE!

>>35274
Mech and Auto are having a good time
/c/ and /an/ are fucking adorable

>>35820
>WOOSH!!
>WOOSH!!
>WOOSH!!
>Before the final meal was served, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my recipes are law!

>>35274

>>35036
Thanks mate, what time is it on?

>>37083
it will be in a couple of hours

>>36145
>Now the fool seeks to return to the kitchen, and undo the deliciousness that is A/ck/u

>>37026
/fap/ should be pouting in the corner

>>37083
11 Yank Time
4AM Potato time

>>37214
Thanks.

>>35274
The 4chan gods must be evil fucking bastard to them together.

This is fun, here's hoping next April's Fool will do this again.

>>34908

Sure. How many hours till it releases? i cant into timezones

>>37205
fuck I forgot /fap/
oh well

>>34908
man i want sushi now

>>35274
they are enjoying it alright

you cannot spell "clop" without "pol"

The wait is killing me, hold me /cock/

>>34908
No I really hate it /co/ and I won't be watching any more of them.
They took the stoic hero and gave him an edgy reboot without even doing me the decency of sticking him in a different continuity that I can just ignore.

>>37026
>>37654
come on anon, I love this OC

>>37722
I'll hold you if you hold me.

>>35274
/pol/ is like 30 times the size of /mlp/.
It's not really an invasion, it's /pol/ users themselves using it as an excuse to shitpost which is par for the course for /pol/ (shitposting that is)

>>37740
Okay, but only if we get to eat porridge together

>>37792
Oh yeah.

>>35274
/mo/ is getting along better than i thought they would

also, it turns out a lot of /pol/tards are actually ex pony lovers

>>34908
Hell yeah. We can all have a feast together.

I wonder if Jack going to choose Ashi or Ami?

>>35316
Hey, /ck/, where can i find more of this guy?

>>37999
Right here senpai
youtube.com/user/jakatak69

>>37026
>/mo/ with the napkin
for what use?
Good OC though

>>38102
>for what use?
Wiping off grease from mech maintenance

>>35545
THANK YOU BASED AKU

>>38041
Thanks. I always forget to save/ask for the fucking source.
Not this time, though.

>>37729
>They

You mean the CREATOR of the show?

>>34908
Samurai Jack is a thing again? I had no idea.

>>38345
seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrv_n4tw7w
Better get on the first 3 episodes of this season

>>37214
wait is yank time EST or PST?

>>38419
EST

>>38345
i hope youre from /ck/ cuz you have no excuse other wise for not knowing about this

No non-american stream links? Isn't it like, right now?

>>38524
not till 11pm est i think

>>37729
>reboot
It's a continuation not a reboot.

any good livestream?

>>37729
You can hate season 5 all you want, but it being "edgy" is a REALLY stupid reason. The Daughters of Aku are the correct reason, of course.

>>34954
Ramen, duh

>>35274
The funny thing is I've been calling for this for years now. It's the only way to clear out the autistic newfags; make it like /b/ used to be.

>>34908
Sure. Stream where?

>>35274
>meanwhile on /can/

>>38666
Which board is having the meltdown right now, /pol/ or /mlp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alhua87kFsc

>>38707
pic related FTFY

>>38711
Both.
Neither can talk about what they normally talk about because of the other.

>>38707
FUCK YOU

>>37729
>They took the stoic hero and gave him an edgy reboot
But (SPOILER-bc /cock/ doesn't support spoiler tags) Jack seems to have gotten his groove back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krRFlzwnw3U

>>38707

DELET

>>38970
>>38583
You're fucking retarded.

>>37729
>edgy
>reboot

>>35545
Thx senpai

>>35083
this

tfw fujoshit thread died and the archives are gone so you can't go back and look

>>39214
ywn play lazer with cat jack

>>34908
NOPE!, I will be watching Shinsuke Nakamura on NXT Takeover with my saintly husband and MY son. .

>>39214
>archives are gone
I think they'll pop up again once we say farewell to /ck/, right?

>>39351
I thought you were going to stay with me forever?

>The burgeoning relationship between Jack and Ashi takes a turn for the worst
fugg it's real

>>39394
I know anon, but we have to accept that we'll be forced apart sooner or later. I'm sorry

https://www.rabb.it/iop_
stream

>>39307
>my husband's son

JUST

>>39493

I WANT ALL /CK/ USERS TO FUCKING STAY, THIS IS FUN

>>40753
I'm an everyday /ck/, /co/ crossboarder. I'm also an old fag and I hate modern /ck/.

>>40792
that's because you don't post cookalongs you selfish faggot

>>41007
I did a couple years ago. They were okay threads, but too many people were asking me to take suggestions for a "/ck/ builds a meal" where I waste money on random ingredients and make a pot-o-shit.

>>41065
so you haven't been a worthwhile contributor for "a couple years" and you somehow think you can complain about the board?

>>41089
When there's a constant Jack thread, McChicken thread, and a few fast food shill threads, I think I'm fine. I still post in the home brew threads and the rare cook along threads.

>>34908
What will /cock/ being eating during the showing?

I'm going to have some chinese chicken salad.

>>41148
and you produce nothing, you contribute nothing. you are pointless. You don't even cook.

>>41226
beer and popcorn

>>41270
I'm still going to complain. Stay mad though.

>>41148
Don't forget endless

>*country* """"""""""cuisine"""""""""

Filled with outdated bigoted stereotyping

No no no no please tell me they cut SJ from tonights lineup. YOU SICK BASTARDS!

>>41298
how was your frozen pizza tonight you stupid fat fuck

>>41350
Pretty good. Sitting down to eat right now.

NO SAMURAI JACK TONIGHT

RICK AND MORTY?

>>41498
of course you're a left handed satanist

>>37729

You don't understand edge very well, friend. It isn't 'edgy' at all, just because there's blood and actual death. It has a point to it. Edge is when it's done just to be cool and matuuuure without actually achieving it.

It's fine to hate the new season, but because it's 'edgy' is a dumb as fuck reason. Did you honestly expect it to just be robots continually for all of time? That Jack wouldn't grow and realize maybe he has to kill people from time to time, doing his best to keep them alive?

He gave the daughters two chances, no, three, to leave. Sure, they technically didn't have a choice, but the point was that he gave them chances to leave.

>>41516
>RICK AND MORTY?
No, Reddit.

>>41547
That's just where my girlfriend put my fork. I'm actually right handed.

>>38707
You absolute fucker.

What the fuck is going on? Why is it all TV-14-DLV?

>>41677
Rick and Morty all night.

>>41677
No samurai Jack tonight only Rick and Morty until 12 then it goes to toonami

>>41718
so samurai jack at 12?

>>41743
Nope, no Jack this week.

>>41798
Aw, for real?

>>41743
Nope at 12 it goes to DBZ kai

>>41818
Unless there's a surprise showing sometime tonight, it's just Rick & Morty. They changed the ratings on tonight's schedule up until midnight to match up with the R&M episode.

>>41870
Yup. They already skipped the new dragon ball episode for this prank, they'll be skipping jack too for sure.

>>38707
I'll never get tired and never not be upset about these

>>41870
>>41834
>>41818
>>41798
>>41743
>>41718
>>41703
what the FUCK is going on?!

>>41910
Dragon Ball normally shows a repeat at 11:30. It's possible that we could get Jack and Dragon Ball starting at 11, but I won't hold my breath. They should have just shown the episode once.

>>41928
April fools! :^)

>>35545
gg

>>35274

>mfw all the boards go back to normal tomorrow
>But /mlpol/ is permanent

>>42107
That's terrifying.
Think of the havoc such concentrated autism could wreak.

they might stop the prank for toonami but who knows

>>42168
Toonami starts on April 2.

>>42195
no it doesnt, it starts with Jack

>>42107
/pol/ rigged an election
ponies took over the internet
Combining their powers could be a serious mistake

>>42107

>>42256
>tfw the Democrat's muh russia narrative is just them being to much of a pussy to admit they got outplayed by a cartoon frog

>>42156
Kek have mercy.

>>42107
/mo/, /can/, /fitlit/, and of course /cock/ have all grown on me so much though... /fap/ is as pretentious as ever

>>38707
>can

it works on several levels

>>35274
Nah they're getting along way better than I expected.

They're actually starting to enjoy each other's company now and are actually debating whether or not it should be a permanent change.

I highly doubt that will happen, but they seem on board with it.

>>42489
fuck off faggot

>>42515
Make me.

>>38543
>>39034
Do you guys speak English?
It not actually being a reboot is a big part of the second sentence.

>>39214
ironic that the fujoshit threads were destroyed by cock.

>>35545
The link for S5E2 isn't working for me. Anyone got another?

>>37729
Were you one of the faggots crying about Revengeance for doing pretty much the same thing? Because you sound like it.

>>44352
I masturbated to Raiden thinking he was a she.
Am I gay?

>>44576
>I masturbated thinking of girls
yeah you're super gay, faggot.

>>42107
they're in favor of it
they got a poll going and it's half want the merge to stay, 1/4 want to return, the rest want free range crossboard posting
all their threads got OC
and they say reddit is gone
so strange

https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816
well, theres always next week

>>37847
/pol/ and /mlp/ share a lot of core values.

>>44862
Well, Russia does have the 2nd biggest MLP porn concentration in the world.

do we have a choice?

>>34908
We've got a comfy stream and chat
brettygood dot com

Just be sure to get past the april fools FBI page admin has up today.

>>42515
>all I want is /pol/ to suffer.

Dont worry bro. All we do every day is suffer the weight of reality. Have fun with cartoons though.

>>44576
You and literally everyone else when MGS2 came out.
>only his skull is organic so the Patriots could've given him a full blown trap body with wider hips, less muscle, longer hair and a perfectly crafted feminine penis
What a wasted opportunity. No wonder Solidus wanted them dead.

>>42593
>edgy

FUCK RICK AND MORTY

FUCK APRIL FOOLS DAY

FUCKING REDDIT AND MORTY

>>46106
>>46452
Don't you have some candy to clean off the walls?

>>37026
>visit /mlpol/ in the morning
>white supremacists and bronies REEEEEEing at eachother
>visit /mlpol/ now
>They've actually gotten along and became allies now
Ok I'm fucking worried now

>>43804
Same, anybody got the Episode 2 link?

>>47535
>>37026

I TRIED TO WARN YOU /CO/

LOOK AT PIC RELATED; THANKS TO THIS, WE ARE FINALLY GROWING STRONGER

THE PONIEFUCKERS WERE THE CHEMO AGAINST REDDITCANCER

>>43804
>>47881
Here you both go, S502 - https://mega.nz/#!n0p1kCYZ!IN2cwVFLVH3Z473jSigTY13GWcXXTB9WfvjV7k3XMG0

It's at 720p however I believe, hope you don't mind.

The idea of finding my husbando after literal years of misery due to my mwin boards linking is heaven

>>50624
Thank you so much.

>>34908
http://www.strawpoll.me/12657796

>>35316
what is this, it looks amazing

>>34954
Mcnuggets with szechuan sauce

>>35316
>acidic fruit with dairy
why

>>52002

>>38707

>>44352
I didn't really like the game or bayonetta despite everyone being on their dicks.
The best action game is still ninja gaiden black.

>>34928
FOOLISH ANON

HAAA HAAA HAAAA