/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20452232
fat

>>20452232
And with this the roster is essentially complete until any dlc sauces come at a later date

>>20452237
>dlc sauces
autistic

>>20452237
>>20452232
>that dave's insanity being untouched
It's that shit huh

>>20452232
https://vocaroo.com/11mhmqnBeFmc

>>20452237
I don't understand the taco bell packets.

>>20452240
Not OP but yes, it is. I bought a bottle a couple of years ago. Awful, overpowering metallic capsaicin extract taste and I didn't touch it again. Even if you're looking for pure heat, there are hotter sauces that taste better.

>>20452232
Post timestamped feet on scale fatty. Let's see your progress.

>>20452240
Every now and then I’ll open it to smell it just to see if the capsaicin extract is as bad as I remember it being, and every time it is.
>>20452242
This guy sounds handsome and talented but what’s the background noise from? The smoke alarm chirp really got me
>>20452243
Well I use them almost as much as the El Yucateco and Melinda’s which are my favorites besides the new one I just got, so it felt wrong to leave them out

>>20452265
I can’t really get to the scale right now but pic related is from this morning. It’s my lowest weight yet. I’m not sure what I was in the last hot sauce thread

>>20452271
Here’s a timestamp where you can at least see I’m wearing the same shirt/shorts

>>20452271
Good. I hope you ain't lying bud. Keep loosing that fat fatty.

>>20452267
He is handsome and talented, he needs to lose a little weight and get some long-term security in his residential situation, but he's low-key gonna be killin' it, one day SOON, we're all rooting for him :-)

>>20452286
Damn..you seem like a good person that really cares about that individual..that individual might be deeply moved by your post if he were to read it..

>>20452237
>hot sauce
>Nintendo games
Where are the hoppy IPAs?

>>20452303
Fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon
I haven’t drank beer in months anon

>>20452271
good on ya, fatass
you'll feel so much better when you shed some weight

o shit its alabamanon (i forget if thats actually where it was decided you were from lol)
>>20452243
if i remember correctly from previous threads this guy mixes his meme hot sauces with diablo sauce looking for the perfect sauce lol

>>20452323
>meme sauces
Well that seemed rude, but yes I always mix sauces

>>20452323
>>20452279
>timestamp
was it arkansas? my memory is eluding me

>>20452329
my apologies but didnt you have a bunch of literal meme hot sauces in previous threads? or am i just trippin because you embrace the hot sauce guy meme? those threads are always super comfy please dont take my words as attacks

>>20452339
Wtf is a "literal meme hot sauce"?

>>20452232
>>20452237
>>20452267
>>20452271
>>20452279
>>20452310
PLAY ONE FOR MY JOHNNY RIGHT NOW OP!!!!

>>20452298
Sometimes, a dude just wants to give another straight dude a completely heterosexual r/Wholesome kiss on the forehead and say, "You've fucking got this. And also can I get some more hotsauce please, these Pop Tarts aren't spicy at all."

>>20452342
the ones that get shilled, the ones where people do the hot sauce guy meme face in front of, the ones from that chicken wing youtuber, basically whatever isnt tabasco/crystal/louisiana/tapatio/cholula or other cheap well established brandname

>>20452361
to give some examples i would say secret aardvark and that yellow bird shit

Are you the Taco guy who drinks vodka?

>>20452333
I’m from Alabama
>>20452339
Ah no hard feelings friend, I suppose a few of these could be considered “meme” sauces? I’m not sure what it means but I’m assuming you mean like really basic Walmart brands? I didn’t even buy the Valentina or Franks but used to use them when I had nothing else
>>20452344
https://vocaroo.com/177QcZtNKiTD
I was always a fooooool for my..Johnny..

>>20452370
>I was always a fooooool for my..Johnny..
Kek, priceless

>>20452310
Wow, that's quite the...meal

>>20452361
So it's a "meme" sauce if it's actually spicy rather than being made for mass consumption and served up in every mainstream fast food joint?

>>20452347
Well it really motivated me and thank you for it bro
>>20452361
Oh damn you literally meant the opposite of what I thought you meant lol. I feels like Dave’s is the only one that feels like a meme sauce, but the one I got today in the mail is kinda onions too
>>20452369
Nah, but I am gonna have a couple Taco Bell burritos for a late lunch later. I have a lot of TB in my freezer.

>>20452366
OK, fair enough, I understand your reasoning more with those examples. But still, they're weak sauces that aren't fundamentally different to Tabasco/Tapatio/Cholula etc, apart from being somewhat less popular, which makes the mainstream sauces the bigger meme.

>>20452380
I covered this banger a few days ago using a bottle of salt, my belly, and tapping a fork against my El Yucateco bottle. I like how it turned out
https://vocaroo.com/1aPXgGxJvQj8

>>20452394
Lol, this was really well done man. You seem like a goofy cool dude OP. Enjoy the rest of your day. I remembered you from /fit/ and I just had to hear that sweet Johnny Guitar again.

>>20452370
>AL
glad i wasnt mistaken
>walmart brands
idk i dont really ever go to wally world desu theres not one close enough to the city for me to get to on foot (and i walked 11 miles yesterday just for fun) if thats where theyre getting them from then i guess thats what it is but i figured it was shit they get from whole foods or amazon

>>20452403
Have a great day anon ;)
https://vocaroo.com/1hK3rxhHYZW1

>>20452415
>>20452384
ah ye u get it i shouldve read the rest of the thread before responding lol

>>20452415
>>20452422
>>20452390
i would disagree since the big boys have been around so long they didnt need to be memed into existence like the shit people would be pushing on r3ddit but i see your point

>>20452422
lmao i clicked the wrong post i dont disagree with that in fact i went ahead and gave another example reiterating that i shouldve read the thread lmao

>>20452428
Also fair, I guess the term "meme" is a meme.

>>20452384
Bond belled my sister?

>>20452384
>Well it really motivated me and thank you for it bro
Then I'm gonna fukken make you cry bro, but I haven't played video games in years but I think it would be awesome to visit your cabin
and we order like 10 pizzas and drink beers and download some esoteric indie shit on Steam and play it even though we don't understand it, and the windows are open and we can hear the crickets and the air is humid but there's a breeze, and we periodically wander outside to piss under the moon (separately of course, no homo)...... and there's this abandoned fridge in the yard that gets knocked over somehow, and you just LIFT it UP like it's nothing, and i just look at you like WTF WAS I PLAYING SMASH WITH A WOLVERINE CHAD, that is YOU bro, the world is WAITING for you MCU debut (and/or your mugshot like these Amish chadlads, the world is your buggy, dare2dream)

>>20452460
I..I haven’t had a night that fun and filled with debauchery in years anon..I used to have a bro just like that that I’d get drunk with every weekend and play vidya and watch horror movies with. We would drive to get more beer and pizza in the wee hours of night while singing along to rock songs..I thought those days would never en-*sniffs* I thought those days would ne-*sniffsniffs*..oh god…

>>20452434
cant argue with memetics

>>20452237
>all those Sonic games
>cowadooty and Halo
>bunch of N64 games but no Star Fox
Cringe/10

>>20452792
Sonic is based, faggot. Also I haven’t bought a physical game in years since taking the emulation pill

1- casino theme
https://vocaroo.com/1o2kmkB5yYfI
https://vocaroo.com/1akydmk9aMnR (with backing track)
2- Chao garden
https://vocaroo.com/18Mf4xP4bPCB
3- fading world(sonic forces)
https://vocaroo.com/18ayHja9uRnu
4- back to back
https://vocaroo.com/1eiSuGrCSns0
5- Ocean Palace(sonic heroes)
https://vocaroo.com/147qy0rH2t3I
6- sonic rush boss music
https://vocaroo.com/1fsAKGqwumQD
7- I am..all of me
https://vocaroo.com/17LUduRT8RQs
8- chemical flow
https://vocaroo.com/1i650vXZERTv
9- Live and Learn
https://vocaroo.com/1gcHLPwIgOCY
10- Find your Flame
https://vocaroo.com/15EO1jE3UpMO

>>20452810
Sonic is gay as fuck

>>20452828
Fuck you

>>20452834
Nice fedora gaywad lmao

>>20452232
>valentina
black label is good
>cholula
never had a good one
>texas pete
fine
>franks wings
good
>other texas pete
never seen that one
>dave's insanity
gone through my share of bottles
>el yucateco
not bad
>?
>melindas ghost wing
very good
>marie sharps belzian
very good
haven't tried that last one either

>>20452836
Damn right it is peasant

>>20452864
Wish I could find the black label Valentina anywhere around here. The skull one I’ve had for 7 years, it was a Christmas gift I never opened. “Bone Rattler” is its name

>>20452237
If you've got Worms 3D displayed there that must be your entire Gamecube catalog. Very sad.

>>20452902
Nigger, are you talking shit about Worms 3D? Aka the best one ever made ever? And as already stated, I don’t buy physical games anymore

>>20452933
>Alien Hominid on Gamecube
I KNEEL!

>why yes. I am not only lacking in taste buds, I _am_ also lacking in personality. how astute of you to notice

>>20452996
Cope

Also reposting this from /fat/

>>20452866
Did you have to keep yourself up in the air to make it look like sitting on those boxes, or do pizza boxes suddenly gain strength when stacked together?
To be clear I'm genuinely asking and not making a joke.

>>20453028
I think I still have the vid, lemme make a gif real quick anon

>>20453028
You are seeing never before seen, special feature, behind the scene footage of how that photo was created. As you can see, I’m using my full weight

post belly pls

>>20453087

>>20453065
Interesting. Maybe we can exploit this trait in pizza boxes. Thanks for answering and sharing!

>>20453103
No problem friend. I wish I kept all my old boxes so I could build something hilarious and highly flammable out of them.

>>20452834
Lookin good cabinbrah. Many years ago I showed you my turok rage wars n64 cart after seeing yours. I encouraged you to lose some weight and I'm glad you are taking steps towards a healthier life.

>>20453136
Thanks bro. How many years ago was that? I honestly don’t remember and it kinda makes me feel like a douche. Quick post your favorite Rage Wars map

>>20452232

Are you a little fella, OP? Obviously I mean in terms of height. Also I suggest getting an air purifier for your sauce room. It will significantly cut down the dust and make it smell less like your man musk and vinegar.

>>20453330
Way ahead of you, also I’m 5’11. Do I give off manlet energy? lol

Nice. N64 and air purifier covered in dust. Yeah, you do look like a manlet. I don't know if it's the angles of your pics or if you actually have little disproportionately short midget arms and legs.

>>20452237
is this your shrine to giving up on life?

>>20453379
That’s a new one for me anon
>>20453383
It’s a hot sauce collection

>>20452370
>>20452237
When I was perusing the Frank's section at my grocer last week I wondered what the difference was between Frank's Red Hot and the Wings variant. I was disappointed to find it is canola oil.

>>20453407
I really feel like Frank’s Red Hot sauce is the most overrated brand of hot sauce there is. If I’m ever getting a watery hot sauce like that again I’d go with Cholula way before Franks. I need to get some Tapaito next time to try it out, haven’t had it in years or maybe ever actually but usually if Mexicans like it it’s good

>>20453407
the wing sauce is buffalo sauce. buffalo sauce is franks mixed with butter
so it's similar, as all butter is made of canola oil

>>20453407
Canola oil and butter flavoring. Longer shelf life that way. Still, all you need is butter for your buffalo sauce so it seems like a dumb idea but it has it's place sometimes. It's better than some of the other "buffalo" sauces I've seen out there.
>tfw seen a video of a guy adding more butter to the buffalo variety

>>20453398
lol you absolutely do have little midget arms and hands. No way you can palm a bball. I need to see knees to make a determination on midget legs

>>20453428
>as all butter is made of canola oil
Lol what? Do you mean margarine? There are some butters that make butter with canola oil added it because that's magically healthier.

>>20453434
Meh. Not really buying it. I’ve been made fun of for being bald and fat but my height or..length of limbs(?) isn’t anything I’ve ever heard. Everything you say is negative, so you are just jealous of my aryan genes it would seem. You are probably brown or don’t have blue eyes

>>20453440
Nta but I'm just imagining the terror of the hostage taking these photos.

>>20453398
I have no idea why but this photo looks like you photoshopped yourself into it. I think it's the lighting.

>>20453452

>>20453455
The plot thickens...

>>20453440
Ok, you don't have midget legs but you certainly have short arms and small hands for someone your size. I don't believe you can palm a basketball with those little grippers. And for the record I'm American, white, have blue eyes, and am 5'10 150lbs. I can palm a basketball btw but I have large hands for my size.

>>20452232
nice Sega Genesis collection, fag

>>20453470
I haven’t touched a basketball in a verrrrry long time so I’m not sure.
>5’10
Dunno why you’re being such a dork then. You wanna take me on with your big meaty claws?

I thought inverted nipples were just some weird anime fetish.

>>20453499
We are the few
The proud
The inverted

that faggot cunt keeps spamming on /tv/ and /fi/t

>>20453606
/tv/ is mostly an outlet for my music, you’ll mostly only find me in Baskin threads. I only spam /fit/ when they are rude to me as a punishment.

>>20453645
>splat 3
Ultra based.

>>20453656
I used to play it for hours every day but I’ve missed the past 2 or 3 splatfests

>>20453662
I said I was going to do the Splatfests this time around, never really did it with the past two games, but still haven't. Been too busy and didn't want to play for Nintendo online. I also suck at competitive shooters and can't get use to a controller for shooters for the life of me. Gyro makes it somewhat easier.
Damn, what did that granola do to you?

>>20453645
>you’ll mostly only find me in Baskin threads
exactly, you fat fucking faggot

>>20453455
This nigger is hilarious

>>20453668
There was a splatfest that was Dark Chocolate vs. White Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate and I made that gif during it.
>>20453676
Get a sense of humor you psycho

>>20453790
post a pic holding the tiny little Switch nip sticks.

>>20453790
Oh makes sense. I really am missing out.
>Shiver was dark chocolate
Okay never mind you are ultra cringe.
>hot sauce during that splat fest(heard about that one)
Okay never mind you're ultra based again.

>>20452271
How tall are you?

>>20453845
I never really liked Shiver much honestly. I’m more into airhead goofy girls vs cocky dom types

>>20453819

>>20453866
5’11

>>20453901
I'm 6'5", at my heaviest I was 280 after getting injured and being put on on steroids and unable to walk. I asked because I never had tits like that.

>>20453910
I was 320 at my biggest

>>20453912
Ah. I suggest drinking a cup of broth per day and nothing else besides water, if you wish to lose weight. Otherwise, have fun being drunk.

>>20453913
I don’t drink or do drugs anymore

>>20452370
Roll tide

>>20453893
Fair, though I just like her looks more. Like the smugness some of the art gives her.
Could probably fit a whole movie script on that fivehead.

>>20453928
>I don’t drink
I need to do this.

>>20452232
whats up cabinanon. I started doing paid surveys because of you

>>20453956
Oof work that belly big daddy!

Are you Music Biz Marty?

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>20453901
Someone run this man through a gigachad filter. Imagine the rizz

>>20454308
already was >>20453173

>>20453956
How’s that going? I did a lot of them yesterday and am gonna do some more. Which apps you use? I might have some tips for ya
>>20454101
Are you talking about Marty Squirtz from GuitarJamz.com??

This has to be the biggest attention whore on all of 4chan. Spends the entire day 7 days a week posting irl wojak selfies on multiple boards.

>>20455133
yet you bumped his thread

>>20455140
I feel sorry for him, lives a lonely life in a shack. Hope he gets some real life friends or a gf one day. No one should have to live vicariously through this hell hole.

>>20452258
>>20452240
The ones made from actual peppers, rather than extract, are actually quite nice. I liked both Ghost and Scorpion Daves

>>20455143
I’m an introvert, I don’t really want that stuff very much. People often complicate things I’ve found..

>>20455286
>"introvert"
>spends 2 days posting gay selfies on a Burundian clam-shucking forum
Look it's fun to take those Meyers Briggs horoscopes, but Einstein wasn't posting half-nude selfies online my INTLBGTQ+ friend.

>>20455414
You said a lot of words I don’t quite understand but I’m a very quiet and antisocial person irl compared to my 4chan persona

Throwback Thursday to my first ever food picture from 2014

>>20455428
I am sorry for being an asshole. I am having a shitty day and taking it out on you, the generous OC poster with the hot sauce and even spicier pepperoni nipples. Please, Cabinboy, tell us about your spring plans. As I recall, you are the mid-South which might already be getting warm and humid. What is the climate control situation like? A/C, dehumidifier, swamp cooler, fans? And does your summer gaming schedule noticeably change? Probably a lot nicer in that cabin at night, with a little breeze. If it were me, there would probably be a supply of baby wipes on hand, if you know you know.

>>20455474
Well right now I am getting my daily cardio in while the sun is nice and hot out. It’s around 87 degrees here. I wouldn’t really say much changes other than having my AC on more often. I still play whatever games I would normally play I suppose. What’s up with the baby wipes?

>>20453928
>Casper the Friendly Ghost

>>20455501
how do you make money

>>20455524
I don’t really..unless it’s from market research surveys

>>20455532
I find it so odd that you don't make money, and your parents are cool with supporting you still. Looks-wise you look like a store manager, or some businessman or some shit. You are truly blessed in that regard by your parents. Have a good day anon.

>>20455541
I was once a manager..not that long ago actually. But my parents haven’t given me a dime since I lost my job, unless you just mean by letting me live here then yeah. They already told me the house is mine once they’re gone and have never really pressured me to move out at all.

>>20455560
Not everyone hates their kids. They might actually want you to stick around. Where does all the food money come from. Even the hotsauce ain't cheap.

>>20455560
how do you buy food? fast food is expensive

>the hot sauce anon got so assblasted after all these years he fully committed to the character
Impressive.

>>20455574
I think deep down they know I’m kinda retarded and don’t have a lot of irl friends so they probably think I’d be miserable living on my own.
>>20455586
I had around 5 grand saved up after I lost my job and have been living off that since last October. I went a little too crazy and only have $700 left now but every day I try to make at least $10 from doing surveys online. I only buy groceries like once or twice a month now and some days I skip meals(like today). The hot sauce I got yesterday was an early birthday present from my mom, my birthday is in a few weeks

>>20455604
I’m living the meme

>>20455604
top lmao

>>20455501
The baby wipes are about staying minty fresh around the neck, armpits, groinal region, and spicy crackal regios, decreasing the need for full showers. Like, have we ever discussed the full bathroom situation at the cabin, are you going back to the house to hose off your taint, or are you spending days at a time in your Lincoln Log kingdom chasing the dragon known as Clash of Clan Gems? Are you "making do" (country boy) with a rusty garden hose? Because there's only so much fungus and feces that a La-Z-Boy can take before the space-pleather continuum begins to disintegrate, and once that shiz gets into the beanbag foam, then the property values of your vidyuh shack are going to plummet quicker than Gordon Ramsay's marketability after his 10th failed attempt to make a simple grilled cheese sandwich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvu44MAMeB4

>>20455708
I take a shower everyday in the normal house after my walks. You talk like someone who has overdosed on family guy cutaway gags

>>20455722
I might talk like a retard, and my shit is indeed all retarded, but I've also been on extended camping/road trip situations where the baby wipes have really helped, and I can easily imagine to clean up after a late night video game marathon instead of waking up the parents. No offense was intended, 10-to-1 I am grosser than you.

Let's change the subject. Nobody has ever seen you and TBAnon in the same room. Assuming that the cabin is not just TBAnon's summer home, would you livestream with him on Twitch while eating Taco Bell?

>>20455733
I feel you dawg I feel you. I don’t really get very nasty at night just playing vidya so I guess I’ve never noticed or thought about it.
>Assuming that the cabin is not just TBAnon's summer home, would you livestream with him on Twitch while eating Taco Bell?
Sounds pretty hilarious, yeah I’d do that for sure. I remember once I post my full Taco Bell trip in one of his threads with pictures of me going there and this gif of me taking advantage of them having no limit on how much sauce you take. I have also collaborated with ‘ick on ‘eck poster before but that picture usually gets the hammer dropped on me.

>>20455733
OK, sorry for the overreaction. To seriously answer your question, I'm currently doing the NoWipe program to restore my body's natural biome in the the heinie region, so I would never use baby wipes or other products with glycol-based solvents.

As for TBAnon, I try to stay politically neutral, and the racist dogwhistles in his "set" are potentially problematic, but otherwise he is entertaining and I would consider a one-time collab. However, my real Twitch cooking idol is TooterScooter59, I know it's probably impossible but I really think we could mesh if we got together in the same room.

>>20455756
This guy is a troll, I ALWAYS wipe and have no problem with glycol. However, he's right on the money about TooterScooter59, that dude can COOK and I've been on his Patreon since like 2021.

>>20455756
>>20455767
>TooterScooter59
Don't google it, don't repost it, you stupid fuckers are all about to get permabanned since you're not on NordVPN.

>>20455775
why do you retards have to ruin these threads, we were talking about hot sauce and a chubby boy with a dream, becoming less chubby every day, and now we're fucking banned and TSA blacklisted and probably DEAD WE'RE ALL DEAD OH FUCK

>>20453417
I really like Frank's because I'm a western New Yorker and I think the X-Tra hot is much better than Red Hot, a more intense version of the flavor all around. I mainly use it to make Buffalo sauce with butter, Tapatio is a better hot sauce all around.

I’m not sure what happened but the last post made by me was the gif with the Diablo sauce..

>>20455781
>X-Tra hot
I’d love to try that if they sold it in hick town. Never seen this anywhere

>>20455800
you can use any hot sauce and then drop a little strong hot sauce in it

>>20455811
That’s what I do now

>>20455791
I'd say use a tripcode, but no one actually cares who you are or what posts you made.

>>20455862
no need with every pic he posts

>>20455862
>bro let me hide your posts
lol no way grifter

>>20454702
Opinion World. I’ve got 30 bucks in 2 days. I’ve got a job interview today too which is nice cause I’ve got no money left lol

>>20455898
>Opinion World
Never heard of that one..gonna check it out

>>20455286
>I’m an introvert
Oh? Do introverts usually post 500 selfies a day begging for attention and doing wacky shit to try to get replies?

>>20455905
it's technically avatarfagging which is a rule

>>20455907
Wouldn't matter, jannies hardly ever enforce it and he brags all the time about evasion banning. He's been banned countless times on other boards and comes back in a few minutes and continues.

>>20452370
>kirbys air ride
Fucking based

>>20455800
Here's a plate of wings I just made with Xtra hot and butter. I charcoal grilled them, they still crisp up well that way and the meat is tender.

>>20455905
Read every post, not repeating myself
>>20455930
It’s a favorite of mine for sure

>>20455933
They look really good even though I’m more of a boneless chad

>>20455936
City mode is peak comfy and the racing levels are all fun as fuck
I need to get a GameCube collection torrented and boot up the old emulator

>tfw no cabin bro to eat and game with

>>20455940
I get my boneless fix at home by grilling boneless chicken breasts and thighs then covering them in Buffalo sauce. I marinate them in BBQ sauce for a day or two beforehand which makes them really juicy.
I like being able to eat Buffalo chicken with utensils, I started grilling thighs and breasts during covid when I couldn't go to bars and get boneless wings.

>>20455969
>I like being able to eat Buffalo chicken with utensils
Same. I’ll gladly eat real wings but I prefer not eating around the bone or getting my hands and face dirty

>>20452232
this anon is such a failure his parents had to build him a shed in the back yard to live in lmao

piss off

>>20452237
he has no friends to play these games with

>>20456058
I am not going anywhere do you’d best just get used to me anon
>>20456061
Just had my best pal over 2 weeks ago and we played lots of vidya

>>20455903
im aussie so it might just be an australian site

>>20452329
>mixsauces
racemixers will be killed first

>>20456101

>>20455722
Cabinvra, why do you cut your taco bell burritos and hot pockets in half

>>20456123
I like cutting my hot pockets in half so they cool down faster. I don’t usually ever do it with my burritos but I just did it for that picture because when I took it uncut I didn’t think it looked very photogenic/you couldn’t tell what burritos they were(cheesy bean and rice)

I’ve been slaving away in the kitchen for the past hour making quesadillas to put in the freezer for later as needed

>>20456256
is that fat on your forehead?

>>20452271
what is your diet/regime
keto works

hi nonny, love you !
good work, are you doing a calorie deficit? ＼(^^)/ also supa awesome vidya collection. you seem quite fun, would love to go through your collection. whats your favorite alc ? mine tends to be any cheap vodka or amaretto or peach wine when i want a less harsh drunk. super good luck, for you and all tubby anons on here.
also do you ever browse /v/ ? its very funny as is any hobby board on here. is /tv/ as funny or is it just literal who celeb posting
cheers
-anonymous retard
P.S (what music are you listening to? ive been bouncing between numetal and bossa nova, about to make a switch to old french)

Why do mods let these retarded lolcow attention whores to keep posting here?

Please retard, just kill yourself already, you boring nigger. I promise you your life isn't worth continuing.

>>20457466
>NOOO YOU CANT SOCIALIZE WHILE DISCUSSING FOOD
why
>Y-YOU JUST CANT, OKAY?!!!!

>>20452232
Is this that fat retard who keeps posting his ugly face and body in the fat loss threads? You're never going to make it, buddy.

>>20452240
I got some random daves sauce and it was not good

>>20457438
I have less than 1000 calories everyday and walk at least 4 miles outside everyday
>>20457461
Hey pal, yeah I post on /v/ and /tv/ a lot. Both very funny boards. I don’t really drink alcohol anymore honestly but when I did I liked basic beers like Coors or Bud Light mostly. I listen to a lot of The Smiths lately but I kinda just like rock music in general.
>>20457483
I was gonna give those guys a break today but if you push me too far, I have plenty more content I can spam there

what's on the menu tonight?

>>20457988
Well I just made a grocery run and I got a whole rotisserie chicken I need to get rid of but first there’s a glass of milk with some butter in it that’s sorta in my way in me fridge so I’ll probably make some macaroni with it later and maybe start on the chicken tomorrow or Sunday

Supper

>>20452237
I have never had a hotsauce in a novelty skull bottle that wasn't disgusting shit (spicy vinegar).

>>20458555
Honestly I didn’t have have much faith in it being that tasty even when I got it as a gift all those years ago, I sorta just imagined it was basic cayenne hot sauce so that’s why I never opened it and just kept it as a novelty.

>>20458578
Imagine spending all this time on these threads and not cracking open that badboy and giving a review.

>>20458593
Would probably go something like this

>>20458622
How old are you, lad? I'm ready to slate my final opinion about you

>>20458627
I turn 26 in a few weeks

>>20452864
texas pete is everywhere in the military and its shit
I couldn't believe people actually willingly buy that shit
the fact that you rate it as fine and yucateco as not bad proves you have dogshit tastes
you probably think tobasco is good too

>>20458656
Eh I wouldn’t really call Texas Pete shit but it’s incredibly basic compared to Yucateco. If our town had more variety I’d buy better shit. I wish I had remembered to get Tapaito while at Walmart today

>>20457746
Based gif.

>O CABIN BOY...
>THE TOILET PIPES, ARE CALLING...
>FROM SHART TO SHIT, AND DOWN YOUR HAIRY LEGS...
>TACOS ARE GONE, AND ALL YOUR TUMMY'S RUMBLING...
>IT'S POO, IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS

>>20458682
>If our town had more variety
Once you get over the fear of being added to some kind of Reddit roster, ordering online is really the way to go. You pay a premium, like $10 per 5oz bottle on average, but there are some SICK sauces out there my bacon narwhal.

>>20452238
>>dlc sauces
>autistic
autism

>>20460202
I’ve got sauces online before, but as a neet now I don’t do it as often as I used to because of money. I even got this Pepper Palace shirt from them

Hot sauce on popcorn. Too messy? Or worth the mess?

>>20453455
kek

>>20462180
Nah, sneed it, just doesn't work, especially if you're a gaymer. But that meme truffle-parmesan-garlic salt ain't bad (as if microwave popcorn doesn't have enough sodium already).

>>20461062
Fair enough. We have a "local" Reddit-style meme hot sauce store now (45 minute drive), mostly online business, but they have a brick&mortar store too, pretty bold for 2024 honestly in such a niche market, we should visit soon, just need to dig up some old COVID masks, then stock up on Torchbearer Garlic Reaper without shipping fees.

>>20462323
I would never eat even regular popcorn if I was playing vidya, let alone hot sauced popcorn. It turned out fine just for watching this movie though
>>20462337
I don’t really get the whole reddit stigma with any hot sauce that isn’t a big brand name. What’s the deal with the covid masks? Haven’t worn one since 2020 I think

>>20462390
The stupid 4chan memes are not even worth explaining but Torchbearer does some decent sauces, so consider the option when you are back in the black, Senor Cabinboy. (Truly we live in a golden age of ways to ignore GERD.)

>>20462402
>look them up
>this is the first sauce on their webpage
NOW IM STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF A 45