/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can afford to eat Five Guys every day (but I don't because it's absolute shit) (and OP's mum's pussy every week)

>>20437320
I have a girlfriend oh incel

I can afford to eat here once a week because I work in the kitchen

>>20437318
If you know, you know.

I can afford to eat my trans gf’s ass every day

>>20437335
Isnt that on Thompson?

>>20437352
Yup

>>20437355
Might go there for dinner this week.

>>20437370
Um, if you didn't already make a reservation and you're hoping to go there today or tomorrow.. good luck lol

>>20437320
>I can afford to eat Five Guys every day (but I don't because it's absolute shit)
This, except I don't think it's shit, just that they're poorly constructed, fall apart easily and are hideously overpriced.

>>20437381
Nah probably a Tuesday or Wednesday dinner.

>>20437407
I've had one once because they look good and people rave about them so much. I was amazed at how bland the burger was.

>>20437318
Five goys?
So you're a complete total west coast homosexual?

>>20437318
i could get burger king every day but am inclined not to

>>20437508
>burger king every day
What are you some kind of gay faggot, why would you want to get booger king every day?

>food analogy

>>20437508
That shit is so sad looking that i suspect even homeless stray cats would stay away from it.

>>20437318

>>20437318
>I can afford to eat at Five Guys at least once a week
Bullshit.

>>20437330
Your grandma's house during the holidays?

>>20437318
I regularly buy eggs, yogurt, beef and whole chickens from the grocery store near me and I live in nyc. I'm basically a billionaire

>>20437335
There's one in Vegas; it's so good but so expensive.

Both plates are mine. Love me some red snapper

>>20437325
I don't care what the paperwork says, your girlfriend is a biological male

>>20437318
no savings, falling behind, but I refuse to compromise on my health - it's cheaper anyways
>canned deenz and veggies

>>20437653
>chicken hearts and ground turkey
good chili base there

>>20437931
I make it into burgers actually. Its crazy good.

>>20437318
I was drunk last night and told my friend I'd come over to his place so we can hang out and I'd bring food. The problem is I only have $16 to my name. What the fuck do I do?
I was thinking about dropping by the dollar store and getting a two liter of soda and a bag of chips.

>>20437488
They have a corporate policy of not salting or seasoning their patties, it's literally just plain ground beef

>>20437425
that would be next week, anon.

>>20437318

>>20438379
This week can also mean the next 7 days, you fucking oaf

>>20438401
incorrect as the first day of the week is always monday.
this dunks on the jews thinking that saturday is the sabbath.

>>20438392
>2 hundo for nothing but fat
just eat tallow at that point.

>>20438406
I made burritos with one of them.

>>20437318
You made a thread just to say you were poor?

>>20437941
recipe?

>>20438403
Ok, genius. Let me explain in a way your wagie ass can understand. If your boss tells you you have one week to finish a project or your landlord says you have one week to pay or you're getting a notice, that's 7 days from whenever the fuck they said it.
Additionally, all my calender weeks start on Sunday, not Monday. Life isn't based on your stupid little bubble of knowledge, you pile of shit.

>>20438446
8 oz chicken hearts
4 oz turkey
Chives and pepper to taste
2 tbsp tapioca starch (for binding)
Run it through the food processor and make it into a patty, grill or fry

>>20438474
sounds really interesting and never heard of it before. Definitely gonna try it. I've never had hearts before so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed.

>>20438485
Its quite a hearty taste, no pun intended, very rich flavor. Its like any organ meat, if you like it you love it, if you dislike it you hate it. Good luck though I think its really good especially with a lot of pepper if you like that kind of thing

>>20438508
The closest thing I've had to organ meat is liverwurst, which I enjoy. I have a steer liver from half a cow I bought in my freezer but they didn't give me the heart or kidneys, which I kind of wanted but it's too late to complain and I don't really care that much.

Thanks for reading my blog. Maybe I'll make a thread about the burger when I eventually get around to making it.

>>20437318
I go for the CHUNKY myself

>>20438541
Maybe try chicken hearts on skewers, a friend from Brasil turned me onto those.

>>20438569
Also a good optiob

>>20437318
i get paid to eat at five guys. do it about once a week. ezpz

>>20439357
Good thread ruined by faggots like you and your shitty Youtube channel

>>20437318
I can DoorDash every single meal, every day

>>20437318

>>20437318
someone gave me the juice box but the beans it's sitting on top of I purchased legitimately

>>20440809
get help buddy

>>20437318
Same but at Italian restaurants.

>>20438460
>life isn't based
:(

today, I bought 10 avocados, and 10 steaks (amongst other things...)

>>20437681
>obsessed with trannys
Kek had alittle too much fun in discord did we? Lol you’re gay now

>>20437318
i eat chinese veggie rice almost every meal or the cheapest baked bread from a local bakery.
sometimes i eat ramen at a proper sit-in restaurant with aircon!
sometimes i just eat pagpag with my Jollybean spaget.

>>20437516
>, why would you want to get booger king every day?
because i can?
i lied. i ate Wcdonald's for 2 years at my previous jeb.

I regularly eat a meal of rice and eggs. Frozen salmon is my splurge food.

>>20437318
Behold the Entenmanns Cinnamon Buns

>>20437488
I think wypipo just go there to get away from poors and coloreds

>>20437318
The government gives me $291 per month to buy food. Most months I have about $50 left over since I buy mostly basic foods and stay away from expensive processed convenience foods.

>>20438252
What shit company policy is that? Is it such a cheap shit company that they cant pay you enough to buy your own lunch?

>>20437335
That fur trimmed hood is so sexy

>>20441692
That's your probem for working for cheap government cunts, not mine.

>>20437318
im eating a microwaved cheese sandwich

>>20441692
>and stay away from expensive processed convenience foods.
those are the cheapest. why u lie so much?

>>20441826
Chicken leg quarters are $0.79/lbs. so about $0.40 per leg quarter. That nets you 475 calories with 23g of fat and 62g of protein. Or for a dollar, you can get a chicken pot pie, which is 370 calories, with 34g of carbs, 21g of fat, and 11g of protein.

>>20437407
you don't think it's shit, then go on to explain how it's shit

>>20441692
>welfare card called Independence
kek

>>20438485
I love chicken hearts and gizzards.

>>20438392
Crisco is like $4 if you want to eat nothing but tallow and lard

>>20437318
I eat pork on rice about 5 times a week.
Rice: 4 cups w/hot water and chicken base in my rice cooker
Pork: loin diced into cubes. Sauce made with soy sauce, curry powder, ginger, brown sugar, garlic.

>>20438406
>>20442881
poors detected

>>20437318

>>20444422

>>20444416
Copium huffer

>>20441240
>:(
headfirst, down a 50 foot drop. now.

>>20437318
i can afford to eat one of these every fiscal quarter

>>20437320
>$20.57 / day
>$143.99 / week
You could afford that working minimum wage part time, what's your point?

>>20442688
Just because you are not very smart doesn't mean you're also ugly.

>>20444586
you have a very loose definition of afford

>>20437666
Damn, people ignoring my devil trips?
Shame.

>>20437407
>Five Guys
>hideously overpriced.
nailed it

I could probably afford to eat at Fogo de Chao or Ruth's Chris every day for the rest of my life, but I would give it all up to be able to eat at picrelated again.

>>20437488
yeah they're kind of shit and will become a soggy mess
Speaking of overrated shit, I had inn n out for the first time and I can say it is not overrated. It was a tad on the salty side but I was pleasantly surprised

>>20437977
go down to 45th and D street, look for Martinez, and buy some crack. Light that shit up and you'll never have to worry about impressing anyone ever again