/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Assault mogs ever other flavour and it's not even close

>>20416952
ultra fiesta is probably the best mango drink there is

>>20416988
you're wrong

White ultra

>>20416998
Counterpoint: I'm right

>>20416988
Zero sugar assault when? I know those sweeteners aren't great for you but neither is 60 grams of sugar

>>20417015
it's just coke with extra caffeine idk man

>>20417052
>all cola is coke
Anon.........

if you know you know
it's like calpis with some balls

>>20416952
>>20416988
>>20416998
>>20417013
>>20417015
>>20417025
>>20417052
>>20417062
>>20417293
As-salaam wa-alaykum my Brother and Sisters in Islam. I am here to post this related picture, which depicts the Monster flavor ordained by The Holy Qur'an, the word of Allah (SWT) [Chapter 69, Verse 420]

Right Here pussy niggers

>>20416988
Old assault yeah, new assault sucks cock
Nothin has beat the regular since

>>20417310
close second to ultra fiesta
followed by pipeline and rosa in a tie for third

i want to try these but it seems like something trannies would drink and that's just gross

>>20417310
How could I have forgotten this one, thank you anon

>>20416952
This shit tastes like watered down and carbonated cherry flavored medicine.

>>20417385
Rent free

Orange Ultra

>>20417385
clown

>>20416952
Ultra violet tastes like grape nerds candy

>>20416952
I main Zero Sugar but currently /sip/ping a Strawberry Dreams

>>20416952
If they won't bring back the mule I will kill myself

>>20416952
This one tastes kinda bitter but i hate the standart mexican cuz i drank only that for a while

>>20417362
I can only get the old one around my way. Delicious as fuck

>>20416952
I understand the zero ultra meme now. The white can is in fact superior. It tastes like a perfect energy drink.

the one i drink most often is rehab watermelon because i order in bulk off amazon
i also like hydro when i see them
best flavor that i rarely drink is probably pipeline punch
pic related was my favorite but i think they changed the flavor years ago now i cant even find it anyway so oh well. it was rare for me to find even when i could find it

>>20416952
Lo-Carb

>>20417013
tippy bippy

>>20416952
None.

They're all 666 (vav vav vav) drinks anyway.

>>20419180
>not recognizing the majesty of the black cube
NGMI

This one is garbage
Tastes like flowers

>>20419180
I dunno, this Lucifer guy seems to be responsible for all the cool stuff. What has god done for me lately?

>>20416952
>Zero Sugar

Always tastes like ass no matter what. I'dl pick Monster Original if I had to choose but Monster is mid in general, much better choices out there.

>>20416952
/thread

>>20420228
sunshine, fresh air, flowers, animals
and the devil pollutes you with substances making you unable to appreciate any of it

always and forever

not sold anywhere near me anymore. i miss it

>>20419180
you know it's only 666 in the greek alphabet right
in hebrew it's 616

Best monster to try for someone who has only had the white zero ultra his whole life?

6 years ago I was in a shitty dark gas station in New mexico I bought 2 cans of ultra yellow (which were discontinued here in USA at the time) for my 2 year old son and into drink on his wedding day

Ultra Fiesta
Regular Green
Pipeline Punch

Ultra Fiesta
Regular Green
Pipeline Punch

it's the only consistent source of canned black cherry soda. safeway used to have black cherry of their house brand, but that stopped after they got bought out by sobeys here in canada.

>>20420460
based. this ok to

>>20416952
Most of it is headache inducing slop. I do like the Monster Rehab with peach flavor, tho. It's flavor is not too strong, and it's also not as bubbly as other Monster variants.

>we don't even have any of the good flavors in my country
>even assault here is rare as fuck and mostly only sold at an over the top price at small Arabic stores
We don't need 10 different fruit flavors, give us something else!!!

>>20416952
The Doctor deathmogs

OG flavor.
I remember sneaking out at friends houses and staying up late drinking monster hanging out at retail mortuarys.
my school girlfriend was worried about my monster habit when riding to the bus stop in the morning.

>>20419358
It's grapefruit. I like it myself but it needs the sour/bitter bite Squirt has.

>>20420606
Haven't seen it or Khaotic for a while. I usually prefer Pacific and Pipeline Punch but they were good too.

>>20416952
Mango loco

>>20416998
Mango loco

The watermelon one and cola flavored one.

Which funnily enough is close to impossible to find here.

Mango loco is best mango flavored one imo

Mango loco is very good, rehab peach tea is also very good, but gave me insane shits when I last drank it.

>>20416952
Regular and Aussie Lemonade. Fruit Punch is good too, tastes exactly like those old boxed minute maid fruit punches. I havent tried any ultras cause they use artificial sweeteners and I hate the taste of them.

>>20416988
>>20417362
i miss the old assault that tasted like rockets/smarties

>>20416952
Ultra citron, rest in peace. I still sometimes order collectible cans of it from eBay and drink them.

>>20417310
The quran doesn't have chapters

>>20421544
/thread

>>20419180
The number of the beast is a Greek numerical concept. Why are Jew haters so dumb

>>20422054
Look at the numbers

>>20420664
>in hebrew it's 616
There is no Hebrew version. It appears nowhere in the TaNaKh. The New testament was written in Greek

Strawberry Dreams or Gold.

>>20422288
I know

>>20416952
The rehab green tea isn't actually that bad.

Tastes like a too sweet cheap tea with extra b12 and shit, it's fine.

>>20422407
Then why would you react in a corrective way to a joke

do they not have these bitches where you’re at? these are easily the best

what flavors of monster are good if i hate fruity (non citrus) flavor and i refuse to drink one unless its got the fake sugar in it bc i want to be thin

>>20423152
the java cold brew ones are sugar free, taste like ass though

Favorite will always be Ultra Paradise, but that could change.

I tried the Rio Punch the other day, and that was pretty good. It wasn't horrifically sweet, like other fruit punch energy drinks I've tried before.

>>20422613
Because the joke was the numbers, not the fact that the quran has chapters. He should have said surah 69.

>>20423354
Who cares

>>20416952
I either drink the zero calorie white one or those loca moca coffee ones. They are fucking amazing. I drink like 3 of these a week.

>>20417354
way too many calories. I drink like 4 monsters a day and I tried these out and gained like 5 pounds in a month.

>>20423396
You cared enough to reply

>>20423574
(160 calories * 4 per day * 30 days ) / 3500 calories per pound of fat = 5.4 lbs

Math checks out

>>20423162
i like the white monster, are there any other flavors like that?

>>20423441
This is trash, the Starbucks one is better

green

>>20423615
Hope this is sarcasm

>>20423904
What's wrong? If you drink 4 Salted Caramel monster javas per day for 30 days you'll gain 5.4 pounds from that

>>20416952
ultra water melon and ultra fiesta would be my picks but i havent tried anything but white and green of the rest of them
>>20417310
wish they had peach where i live its my favourite fruit flavor:(

Aussie lemonade or mango loco, I alternate between those.

>>20420277
This is the best one, but the peach flavor is good too.

the GOAT zero

My current favorite.

>>20424261
WRONG

>>20417424
Ultra Red and Ultra Paradise are my favourites. Reviews say that Pipeline Punch is the best one, but idk, I forgot what it tastes like.

Aussie lemonade.

>>20420277
Love the sour-sweet of this flavor to death. Also peach rehab.

>>20422499
Dragon green tea (superior) was replaced by that. It's good, but not nearly as good as my dragon.

>>20420455
You mean the substances that come from the natural world? Remember that Lucifer means 'lightbringer'. The bearer of enlightenment. Knowledge. Remember the fruit of knowledge that Eve ate? God wants you to be ignorant and to not ask questions. To sit and wait for bounty to be given to you, to be on the dole.

>>20424894
Do you have a point or are you just being pointlessly argumentative?

Lemon rehab