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20404831 No.20404831[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

But I can't drive..so what do I do

>> No.20404834

>>20404831
Doordash

>> No.20404836

>>20404834
Mouthwash? Are you sure?

>> No.20404837

>>20404831
DUI! YAY! *party popper confetti explosion*

>> No.20404839

You know what you need to do

>> No.20404845

>>20404831
amazon fresh

>> No.20404848

>>20404831
instacart

>> No.20404851

I mean... did you try?

>> No.20404854

>>20404836
The food delivery services near me deliver booze. Sorry you live in out in the boondocks.

>> No.20404861

>>20404854
I live in the "boondocks" of NY and I can get booze withen an hour or two.

>> No.20404867

>>20404854
I think some states have laws that make it prohibitively difficult to deliver booze

>> No.20404870

>>20404861
Off you go then, turbo faggot. Nobody really wants a nyer around

>> No.20404871

>>20404867
The fucking ABC states

>> No.20404874

>>20404870
Go vote for biden / camela, you sack of shit

>> No.20404891

Vanilla Extract

>> No.20404895

>>20404891
I only imitation vanilla

>> No.20404916

walk nigga walk

>> No.20405020

>>20404916
Ummm I'm already halfway down a bottle of Listerine

>> No.20405026

>>20404831
Eat a bullet. Your'e not worthy the planet
I'm on.

>> No.20405029

>>20404831
bro i know this feel

>> No.20405077

>>20405026
Cope

>> No.20405083

>>20404831
I did the Doordash thing and it was a mistake because I ended up drinking way more than I should have and overdrafted $100 dollars

>> No.20405092

>>20405083
Can I have some money?

>> No.20405102

>>20405092
Yes

>> No.20405107

>>20404831
Just go on a late-night drunken quest to get more. It's fun. Or if not, try some dopamine-producing activity like masturbation or opiate abuse to help you get to sleep.

>> No.20405182

>>20405102
Sweet, thanks.

>> No.20405222

Drunk dr9v8ng isn't that hard. Just go to the habibi store real quick you'll be ok

>> No.20405274

>>20404831
laws are for the goyim

>> No.20405374
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20405374

>>20405274
Wat

>> No.20405388

when I was a younger man and this would happen we would throw an empty keg through the window of the local golf club.
Then go play golf the next day.

>> No.20405400

>>20404831
jenkem
go on grindr and find a bottom to get you poppers
head trauma
hold your breath

>> No.20405407

>>20404831
One time I threw an item on FB Market for cheap. Some electronic or something I didn't need. When somebody messaged me to buy, I said I'd give it at an even cheaper price if they got booze for me instead. Real shithead behavior, but w.e. I didn't wanna sober up. It worked out great for them and was cheaper than delivery/an uber.

>> No.20405409

>>20405407
well I don't have anything to barter with.

>> No.20405412

>>20404831
doordash to your place or uber to a corner store

>> No.20405436

>>20405412
If gave you my address would you do it for me just this once.

>> No.20405437

>>20405436
no

>> No.20405652

>>20405388
>playing golf ever
>but especially when you're young
What the fuck is wrong with you, exactly? Anyway I don't think this story happened, but to help you out with your autism please pick a sport that people actually play. If you want to maintain the faggy country club essence of the story I'd suggest tennis or something waspy like Lacrosse.

>> No.20405654

>>20405436
I will. Post it.

>> No.20406234

>>20405654
You're going to send the police

>> No.20406242

>>20406234
post your address anon we’re all friends here

>> No.20406255
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20406255

>>20404836
I don't know if it's safe but my friend's brother used to get smasho'd on dollar store mouthwash every day. He'd go down and buy 1.5L for literally a dollar and that shit was like 30% or something. He's alive but he is an retard so choose your adventure anon.

Also, OP you should really be saving your urine in piss bottles when you're drinking, because about 5% give or take of the alcohol you consume gets pissed out having not been processed or broken down by your liver. You can distill it out and have pure 100% ethanol for later use. Yes it's a tiny amount at a time, but when I'm getting on it I piss like 6L a night. That could easily yield a full shot of pure ethanol. Save it up every weekend and you got yourself a stash of moonshine going.

>> No.20406271

>>20404831
Stop drinking and go to bed. Plan ahead next time.

>> No.20406272

>>20406234
I'm going to send booze. I wasn't going to do anything and just be content with having trolled you into posting your address but now that you pissed me off I'll actually send at least 30 USD worth of booze to you if you post your address

>> No.20406289

>>20406255
If you can distill piss you can distill mouthwash.

>> No.20406294

>>20406272
116 ballsworth lane
Dickyville, ID 31330

>> No.20406298

>>20406255
adder all girl piss tastes so good and gets me high. I love drinking college slut piss because of all the extacy and aderall pills they consume

>> No.20406321

>>20406294
Recklessness to be rekt