/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20389869
Dented cans.

>>20389869
grits

im gen z and i think werthers originals are top shelf

>>20389908
penis gravy

>>20389869

>>20389871
That ensure gold looking might tasty
t. 43 year old

>>20389869

>>20389869
These are great
>>20389908
Would slam hard

>>20389869
Grangran got the betus
She says she only eats rice and vegetable broth but we know, we find the candy wrappers
They opened up a store right across the street, she goes on junk food runs during the commercials in-between soap operas

>>20390145
Ah, filterless cigarettes. I used to smoke both of those about 20 years ago.

>>20389869

>>20389869
I almost died choking on one of those when I was 7yo

>>20391240

>>20389908
Confession of a whitey: when I eat this kind of food it settles in my stomach just right and I operate at peak efficiency. I love many other kinds of more flavorful or spicier foods but tbqhafwys it all upsets my stomach just a little bit. Not enough to keep me from eating them but being brutally honest it does just a little bit.

>>20389908
Is that jam?

>>20391318
Cranberry sauce with thanksgiving style dinner looks like

Prunes and the associated snacks, sweets and beverages that come from them.

>>20391350
what does griebenschmalz mean if you put it into a language

>>20389869
Love me some old people food, especially the butterscotch discs and OP's pic, god tier hard candies.

Sour cherry pie

>>20391359
now that has to be good

>>20391356
lard

>>20391350
Fuck, the germans as based af

>>20391370

>>20391316
After reading your gay ass post I'm glad white people will be extinct in a few more generations

>>20391362
Personally, I hate it. The crust is okay but the filling is sour. Pie is not supposed to be sour.

>>20391391
I bet some chunkie rock sugar sprinkled on top would make that a whole new and interesting eating experience though

>>20391356
Schmalz is animal fat. Usually pork or more noble goose. Grieben are bits of pork rind, meat or whatever that got crunchy similar to fried onions. It's also often flavoured with onions and/or apples. It's used as a spread.

>>20391399

>>20391384
Our genes are being pumped into every race type. In a few generations it will be impossible to procreate without both partners having white genes, which means it's possible for the baby to come out white. We are eternal.

>>20391299
And then everybody clapped. I'm just joking around, anon. I'm glad you didn't die. We like having you around.

>>20391426
Yes that's right goy, you must racemix in order to preserve the white race. Very good, very good indeed.

>>20390190
why aren’t you dead yet

>>20389869

>>20391549

>>20391543
all the lead and asbestos he inhaled protected his lungs from the smoke

In addition to pic related, the elderly women at work go nuts around Christmas over chocolate bark. It's like crack cocaine to them.

>>20391559
Who the fuck would ever eat sewing appliances?

>>20391581
Those needle pillows have a very fine smell

>>20391606
So is honey flavored rat poison

>>20391543
Because it's toasted. Idiot.

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>>20390012
these tasted better when I was a kid, today eating one feels like I pouring paint thinner down my throat

>>20390020
I used to think they were a convenient and plausibly healthy alternative to like a candy bar or sandwich for a quick meal but they're literally just corn syrup and oil thrown in a blender with a multivitamin. I cant fathom a more horrific ingredients label than the one on Ensure.

>>20391865
I mean what do you expect? The target demographic is peroole who need to gain/maintain weight and are prone to losing it. Its literally designed to help you not lose weight

>>20391865
Well yeah, it's essentially rebranded baby formula.

My grandparents loved pic related and served it every Easter. Lettuce, canned pears, mayonnaise, shredded cheese and a maraschino cherry.

>>20391299
Literally me. I threw one up in the air but instead of catching it with my mouth, I caught it in my throat and my grandmother had to literally do the heimlich on me to get it out.

>>20389869

>>20392742
STOP

>>20390012
>candy franchise
Grim.
>>20389869
I love these, almost as good as these bad boys.

>>20392857
I always though these were medicine. This is legit candy?

>>20392865
doesn't get any more legit

>>20392869
Dang. Dang.

>>20391308
man who is even making these

>>20393000
nice

>>20393000

>>20389871
Loved when I was kid, waiting in line a rite aid for my mom to get her prescriptions. I would stare at these and play with the canes on the cane rack

>>20393046
saved

>>20389869
>it's anice (not the other thing).
Don't get hooked, kiddies.

>>20391359
Tart cherries are awesome. I just wish they weren't so much more expensive than sweet cherries

>>20393747
Prunes are so good, especially with a nice pot roast

>>20391804
>dissing peanut chews

>>20390145
my favorite cigarettes but i can only afford cheap duty free and dubiously acquired cigarettes from a shady vietnamese phone shop

>>20391536
>>20391240
what were they thinking with this marketing strategy and did it work out for them?

>>20393980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1dH5GMAypM

>>20389869

>>20391313
Wafers are great but Nabisco wafers have gone down hill hard.

>>20392742
DON'T EVER STOP!!
I appreciate you're moxie kid, that GIMP window must be moving faster than mine...

>>20394127
>candy corn is old people food
Only the retarded ones. No one sane likes that shit.

>>20393992
CAN・D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH6puJZXh1s

>>20389869
roundmeal

>>20389869
grape nuts, which I love (every now and then anyway)

>>20389908
oof

>>20389869
kek wtf is wrong with oldtimers

>>20394637

>>20394434
>>20394930
how come Nilla didn't get this recognition :<

>>20394933
Sorry, we just started forcing this meme and are still a little understaffed.

>>20391240
>>20391308
>>20393046
>>20392742
>>20394434
>>20394930
>>20394942

>>20393000
/biz/

>>20389869

>>20391350
this grabenmyballs looks delicious

>>20389869
My mom always raves about this ice cream but she's not really that old.

I consider it a 'retired' ice cream. She also likes some shit called banana nut. Both are disgusting to me.

CocaineCola mixed with LSD.

However, its eternal. Kids these days really enjoy magic just like any other of my generations.

Butterbeer: 70% vanilla icecream, 20% A&W rootbeer, 10% butterripple schnapps

My dad lost his teeth about 5 years ago and has has trouble eating solid food sometimes.
One day I made him a smoothie with my Vitamix blender and he was like "Where did you get the blender?!" and he got one himself.

>>20389869

>>20389871
as a recovering alcoholic this would prolly be beneficial to me

>>20391795
>those wilted pieces of lettuce
somehow overshadows the aspic monster that is the focal point

>>20391632

>>20395665
pls share your peepee template, mine sucks and we need to CRASH THIS MEME WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>20395950

>>20395959
Eating real food would probably be a better bet

>>20395624
its a multi board attack so you know its from outside forces

>>20396019

>>20393747
Only when I'm constipated.

>>20391384
I'm glad that brown people will be extinct two generations after that because they can't form a functional society without us babysitting

>>20396180
Fuck you, racist. Straw huts are perfectly modern.

>>20391776
kek

>>20395624

>>20393046
kek

>>20395978

>>20395978
Also yes there is a telegram foodpepeportal

>>20396180
The only babysitting going on is you babysitting your wife's mutt baby lol

>>20396263
>>20396322
Checked.

>>20395978
You can use this one but you have to reverse it every time

>>20396374
Like this?

>>20396382
Yeah you got it

>>20396385
I don't know which janny went on vacation but are we entering a new golden age of frog posting? Oh fuck did I ruin it by acknowledging it? Is there still time to invite the other boards?

>>20396396
Don't be such a faggot

>>20396396
>Is there still time to invite the other boards?
I've seen it more on other boards than here for like the last month

I just love trying new candy and shit bros. Hard, sour, gummies, don’t matta. Just ordered some of these bad boys from slamazon, time to find out why italian imports are the only ones I can see.

>>20391350
Stop posting aislop, this is a real food board

>>20391450
We've been breeding darkies out of existence for thousands of years. Are the Spaniards cringe for plowing all the native Mexican sluts to the point modern Mexicans are more genetically and cultufally Spanish than native?

>>20391543
Smoking is good for you so long as you're not a retard huffing down >5 a day

>>20395624
>>20396045
its probably just one fuck face. What other boards could it even work on?

>>20396733
it doesn't work on any board but its getting posted on all of them

>>20392742
heh i like this one, mind if i save it bro?

>>20396715
Inhaling burning plant matter directly into your lungs can never be good for you

>>20396751
You're right but I have trouble seeing the psyop and it's better than the fucking soyjak wiki so I'm ok with it

>>20396806
go ahead
it's all yours

>>20396712
No but it is cringe letting infinite nafris into Spain and basically letting them do the same thing to your own people, and not even by force but willingly

>>20389869

>>20397727
Based hammer

>>20389869
The granny candy dish calls...

>>20397749
I felt this deeply

>>20397749
This was literally my great grandmother's house. Don't remember a lot about her I was like 6 when she died but over 30 years later everyone still mentions her frequently, from what I hear she was based as fuck wish I could have known her better

>>20391316
>calling yourself a whitey
>self-hatread
Hey, fuckhead. Stop doing this. Seek help.

>>20395841
wtf butter pecan is fucking amazing it's probably my favorite flavor and I'm not even old

>>20390145
I miss filterless camels like you wouldn't believe

>>20391865
What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Labeling this fucking vile slop as "complete balanced nutrition" should be punishable with public flogging. HEINOUS!

Burgers and hot dogs are, arguably, out-of-style boomer food.

>>20393978
Don't those contain poo poo?

>>20390012
cherry cordials are the shit tho

>>20391581
>>20391559
How is this so universal?

>>20391559
>>20398171
Reddit moment XD

>>20398096
this is less of a hotdog and more of a sandwich

>>20398257
Tell that to Sonic

>>20389869
BEHOLD!

>>20397777
Same, I don't remember her but my parents recorded one of her visits from Texas on VHS and at 95 she was based as fuck and super sharp. She talked about her grandfather owning slaves and the nice nigger boy that came over to mow her lawn the other day. My parents would send her a golliwog doll every Christmas (this was the 80s/90s) and she decorated her kitchen with her "little nigger dolls." Called her Big Mama

>>20390145
zased

>>20391795
aspic was proof the devil has come to the mortal plane

Have you ever eaten food in an affectionate manner?

>>20391350
Pork scratchings in lard is good food.

What are the yellowy ones in this pic >>20398616 butterscotch? Fuckin' nasty.

>>20398616
maaaan I would kill for a bowl of that mix

>>20391359
a good sour cherry pie would be good

>>20391559
hahaha, yes yes people use to store stuff.
but honestly I like these cookies. great with tea or coffeentw2

I miss my hostess cherry pies, help meh!

>>20396263
oh hell yeah. not a good thanksgiving without it.

>>20389908
I don't even know what that protein is? Is it ham? I'm not american I assume this is low class american food.

>>20400100
Enough to chop up the mind so the younglings lack critical thought?

>>20400128
Probably turkey since it looks like a thanksgiving meal. Looks like something they would give at a nursing home.

>>20392857
>supreme
Why

>>20390012
down the devil's throat

>>20389869

>>20395882
ck is the last place you want to be, we can show you brews and stews that would make you blush

>>20389871
Those bad boys got me through so many food poisoning episodes

>>20391426
That's still not white. You still let yourself get genocided.

>>20400735
These are actually good though.

>>20400100
Is that your last meal before you go up those thirteen steps?

>>20400735
>>20401063
My sister buys me a packet of these every christmas. They are good in small amounts, eating whole package in one evening is too much to me.

>>20391359
Oh that looks divine.

>>20400100
Historic picture of the lunch Richard Nixon ordered before he went on national TV to resign as President in 1974. Pineapple on a bed of cottage cheese and a glass of milk.

>>20389869
Used to get these at the shoe store and the doctors office. Remember them vividly now. Thanks op.

>>20396263
Ambrosia is fire

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>>20396549
I can already feel them stuck in my throat.

>>20391350
i love smalec

>>20391581
>>20398171
seriously tho how come grandma's from all countries store sewing supplies in these

I hate liver, but this would be a fine meal with any other piece of beef.

>>20400128
Calling meat "protein"
Zoom zoom

>>20391865
wait, is this bad? 1g saturated 9g sugar doesnt look that bad. but its been a while since Ive been in nutrition class.

>>20396820
Thats what seperated early man around the campfire from the beasts in the dark forest.

>>20398171
>>20401692
perfect size + kneejerk old timer urge to save anything even mildly useful.

>>20397782
seriously don't give the brown filth another inch

>>20402022
90% of the ingredients are just the technical name for added vitamins/minerals.
The actual concerning thing is the soi content.

>>20391350
Fuck it I'd try it.

>>20391559
Really like these 29 here.

>>20393747
Love prunes, I ate almost a pound one time, it was enjoyable until a couple hours later.

>>20399681
You take that back you whore.

>>20402022
>saturated fat bad
>9g sugar isn't too much
Sorry you've been brainwashed.

>>20389871
This shit is lowkey fire but gets old fast. You can drink one or two and it's delicious but you must wait a week before having another.

>>20391350
You vill schpread ze schmegma

>>20392857
These never helped my throat when I was sick, used to just have one as a snack sometimes lol.

My dad loves steel oats and was really happy when I showed him how to make them in a rice cooker, it’s funny seeing him get excited over little things like this when he’s almost 80.

Y’all in this thread have no idea of the diversity of the pallet of the local potbellied teen greaser girls these days.
Some goth gothic girls go to old white people stores and buy at least one of everything. Theres a magic to every food so I see why. Sparks of rare energy/perspectives can be a relief. A flavour is an energy.

You know what’s back in fashion? Deep Irish potato stew. So cultured. Dare I say that kids these days have an extreme tastefulness. Also truest French sovl is growing. You’re going to see some good drench vegetarian French onion soup is more common than KD in college dorms. Such and such. Culture.
Like how bizarrely powerful cockney culture is becoming.

>>20403095
But not Iron Cut, eh? But not Welsh Oats, eh?

Who decides these things?

>>20395974
I side with the small animals. The lower ecosystem deserves just as much respect as the rest. I feel a deeper sanity in growing this perspective

>>20401997
I like getting the occasional onion ring in my fries, it's a surprise. It makes me go walking on the moon.
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