/ck/ - Food & Cooking

These threads were better when it was all just coom bait. Sad!

>>20390898
forgot about this chick. always wanted to stick my dick in her hiney

>>20390905
Everything reminds me of her.

>>20390841
Glory be to Chief Gordohueputa from the Caguama Nation

kys

>>20390917
The girl in the back is clearly just jealous she is flat and plain-faced and trapped in a marriage to some guy who probably cheats on her and hits her

>>20390929
I would eat a rat from the forest, but not from a city

>>20390933

>>20390940
>hey guys I did it! I said the meme thing!

>>20390851
;_;
I couldn't enjoy the meal after witnessing that. Guilt is a spice that needs to be in the background.

>>20390978
This shit gone be PLATINUM

>>20390982
Is this gore? I've been baited before and I'm so scared of gore buddy, I get paralyzed in fear and even start screaming. It's so bad because they arrest you when you're screaming. These niggers make me work hard and don't even let me scream because these niggers don't even know I'm not even a real person. You're in hell.

>>20391015
its fine anon if it were gore admins would ban the file from being posted

>>20391017
I don't have enough data, can you post a key frame so I can view it in hell

>he spent 2 hours uploading the same webms as yesterday's thread

>>20391061
shift click exists anon it takes 10 secs to post webm threads

post the webm of nigel eating tons of cheese on his pasta

>>20390933
post your tits pancake girl

>one schizo dumping the same trash he always dumps
it's all so tiresome

Webms should be banned for a few weeks, maybe the retard will lose interest and go somewhere else.

>>20391207
or they could just ban him

I hope you die soon.

>>20390827
>>20390830
Thanks for finding 2 new webms to add to your shitty collection. Just makes me horny and angry, nothing of value, we've seen it all before

>>20390838
In this case the heat of the boiling liquid cooks the egg

>>20391178
>>20391180
duality of black men

>>20391257
best post itt

>>20391054
Didn't she make a post saying that she regrets this video?

>>20391347
whatever she said she definitely doesnt regret the attention

I never thought these threads could get worse but they have.

>>20391347
yeah and?

>>20390844
>the seagulls they attack!!
Pottery

>>20390832
God I want to choke the life out of that cunt.

>>20391032
pontificate the swapping of genders here

>>20390898
i can fix her

>>20390898
When i worked at Subway I could do this. She's built up an immunity.

>>20391213
>not sure if want

>>20391392
fuck off shes mine

>>20391190
That's actually extremely dangerous

>>20391397
It depends on the onion. I think how old it is maybe or soil conditions. I've had onions that cause no burning at all when being chopped and others that are nearly blinding as soon as they're sliced.

>>20390898
>chopping onions to fry off for my own dinner
fine
>chopping onions when I'm cooking the senpai's dinner for tonight
in fucking ribbons

>>20390848
>tipping
kek, I ALWAYS tip 0. All they're doing is bringing my food to me. My moms did that for me for my entire life, and I never tipped her.

>>20391545
Tip is for customer service if you're dining in and they make your experience better. Takeout and delivery deserve 0 dollar tip because they don't provide you an extra hospitality service. They just hand you the food someone else made.

>>20391073
Why though, what's the point of just spamming the same things every day?

>>20390906
She's not very swift, is she?

>>20391349
The regrets post was itself a way of getting attention. Her only real complaint is that being a viral meme didn't actually create any real opportunities for her like she initially thought it would. At least nothing that she was capable or willing to capitalize on.

>>20391587
It's supposed to motivate you to post better webms

>>20391708
well, it ain't working

>>20391708
Anything new would be drowned in the sea of spam. We don't need a permanent webm thread, let it sleep for a while.

>>20390832

Women constantly testing gets old so fast. Most test come down to "Is he telepathic? If not, he doesn't love me."

I would have thought the exact same thing, probably trying to lose weight.

>>20390896

Contemplate the scent

>>20391746
It's probably coming at it from an incorrect angle. Way more charitable reading is just an expectation of understanding and knowing your partner, though it's an issue as old as time and I doubt we'll ever get past the stage of men calling women bitches and women calling men insensitive pricks.

>>20391188

I doubt this is real but in the case that it is, dude's wife knows. No way in hell you're going to have a bottle full vodka open over night and not smell it.

>>20391793

Cram it with walnuts ugly.

>>20390832
>doing some kind of social media trend to piss off yourself and your mate
i hate people so much its unreal
social media is a god damned blight

>>20390832
>tictok vid of tiktok challenge
fucking hate zoomers

>>20390832
I don't let my wife in the kitchen until it's time to clean the dishes and always give her a different portion relative to our size difference.

Man, dude wasted no time spamming this thread with the same shit.

>>20391029
Source me brother

>>20391448
all the chuggers puke to not get alcohol poisoning

>>20391918
SUSHI-8474 A special treat become a fire of love!

>>20391207
>>20391214
I'm starting to think the guy that now owns the webm thread might be the same guy who ruined a certain thread on /trash/. Same fixation on reposting the same files over and over, dumping them in succession, all without any comments attached to the post unless it's replying to someone insulting him.

imagine having absolutely nothing better to do than post the exact same videos and pictures in the exact same website in the exact same threads day after day after day.

literal hell of an existence.

>>20392365
He often posts the same webms in the /pol/ humor general

>>20392379
>posting on /pol/
well at least we have confirmation now that he's retarded, brain damaged, or both. case closed.

>>20392376
>>20391073
I shift click anon, I queue up a bunch of posts when I play a videogame or something and then I come back to dozens of (you)s from my internet friends

>>20392390
>now
As if spamming isn't reason enough.

>>20392396
based histrionic anon, have a (You)

>>20392376
but enough about frogposters

I can post new webms, from YouTube shorts. They'll probably be shitty and 360p, but they'll be new

>>20391708
l created several OC webms and since you stole them and put your faggy filenames on them I haven't bothered making more

>>20392441
based

>>20390850
What is this? I thought the big tiddy Jgirl was going to puke on the hag's meal or sth

>>20390922
I could fix her but I won't due to her not having milkers like Misato-mommy

>>20392380
thats immensely arousing and I don't fully know why

>>20391046
ram ranch activities

>>20390955
It isn't for you it's for asians whom have no soul so watching a animal get cooked alive then eating while it is still breathing is a regular lunch for them.

>>20392640
egg fort

>>20391187
just filter it.

I just want to thank you guys for the compliments and support you've given me in my webm threads (fuck you to the haters).
The replies I get on my webms are so nice thank you!! I've already added a few more from this thread to my folder so expect even better threads to come!

>>20391347
She didn't make that video, though.

>>20390837
where might I find more of the buxom lass on the right?

>>20391178
based nigga BTFO goyslop

>>20391176
Did he died?

>>20390830
fuck didn't realize i was on /fph/

>>20390898
that level of crazy gets my dick hard

>>20392548
No. It's lesbian porn where they suck each other's breasts.

>>20391015
just a woman very poorly splitting 1 beer between 4 glasses

Another thread full of 90% goofy "shock' meme clips and not actual cooking

>>20390896
This is fucking disgusting

>>20394144
>>20394153
>>20394161
stop spamming this thread you stupid asshole

>>20391017
>admins
lol
lmao even

>>20394172
post some oc then you gigantic faggot

>>20390827
>no lids
>camera rolling
False and homosexual.

>>20394160
Cool it with the antisemitism buddy.

>>20393615
Sauce?

>>20391036
sus

>>20390938
That product placement is kind of funny.

>>20390848
fuck this tipping whoreshit

>>20394201
Why dont you suck the cheese out of my foreskin and see if that nourishes you?

>>20390845
Bad mother

>>20390827
:(
I don't like this

>>20390830
r.i.p.

>>20394349
I thought the giant straw was funny. I know it's because it made for better footage but it looks like it would be uncomfortable to use. I wonder if she even really drank it.

>>20390938
Erotic

>>20390830
simpsons ripoff

>>20390841

>>20390847
>theres a difference
>WOW Y'HEAR THAT FOLKS HE SAYS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE :OOOO

>>20390845
Chick Fil A doesn't serve overcooked veggie glop dumb cunt

>>20394790
Based Downy. Mike's tastes like urinal cakes.

>>20390938
now lets see them swallow the food

>>20390830
HOW MUCH DID IT COST AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>20394791
kek

>>20393575
that's not crazy, your eyes wont water if you dont blink. try it yourself

>>20393790
>>20394172
>>20392376
>>20392365

/ck/ webm threads have fallen. Billions of eggs must fry.

>>20394892
>/ck/ webm threads have fallen. Billions of eggs must fry.

>>20394892
Eggposters own /ck/

>>20394982
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

>>20390830
RIP Keif

>>20390827
fake and gay

>>20390844
Based Gull

>>20394892
Whither egress?

>>20390896
Gross

>>20390899
The sexiest part is 0:14 when she spits in the food.

>>20390923
Kek

>>20390845
Retarded nog mother doesn't know how to raise kids.webm

>>20390838
lmao i've seen this guy in my office because he's a famous actor who's in our shitty tv commercial at the company i work at kek

>>20390844
fucking based, i absolutely hate disgusting busted fatfuck white women cunts like you wouldn't believe, asians only or me you fucking niggers

>>20394982
/ck/ is a Ja/ck/ territory

>>20391001
it's goin double uranium

>>20391057
Aquaponics is great for garloid ranching. Nice setup, these guys seem happy

>>20395050
You are deranged

post sugers in pepsi

>>20394892
Surly-sama... I kneel

>>20394294
same

>>20390898
how? is it the onions shes using?

>>20391854
you'd think it would be common knowledge that women are smaller and have lower TDEEs thus need less food and smaller portions but this retard must think its some kind of revelation

>>20394161
she qt

>>20395067
His grandson is going to secretly be his son.

>>20396027
Women need more food. Higher calcium requirements, higher iron requirements, higher requirements pretty much across the board.

>>20396038
they have lower TDEEs, their nutritional requirements can be met eating 1200-1500 calories

>>20396038
t.

>>20391213
So apparently this a sheep stomach filled with meat and red hot rocks, which is a Mongolian recipe.

>>20396094
Your mom is filled with meat and Mongolian rocks

>>20390896
The way the guy takes the beer is the funniest part

>>20396047
nutrition is more than calories (units of energy)
they may require less calories, but on average they require more nutrients other than calories

>>20396006
I swear this dude is about as bad as jack if not worst. How many Gut worms in in this dude body?

>>20390827
this is ssooooooooo fucking gay and fake like omg...

>>20390832
W*men

>>20390848
They don't have to pay for gas and it's a company vehicle, they shouldn't get shit.

>>20396862
A grown man with a 14-year-old's idea of "cool"

>>20396877

gee i wonder who this is
STOP SPAMMING THE SAME SHIT IN EVERY THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>20390832
>tattoos
Bro that's an easy red flag to see

>>20396877
It's a little corny but it's alright. At least he's not hurting anyone. The similar video where the guy puts live fish into his beer before drinking it is shitty. That guy thought he's a badass for torturing some small fish.

>>20397136
They're worms of some kind

>>20397031
what are the odds of making a new thread with recipe/DIY only content? Would mods clean up this autist's mess when he eventually shits up the theoretical thread?

>>20394161
I'm in love I would pretend to be bad at peppers to make her feel good

>>20391448
he's a big guy

>>20390844
Incel seagull. Rats with wings

>>20397669
4u

>>20396693
>women need nutrition therefore need to slam down 2 packets of crisps a day
bantu reading comprehension

>>20391221
god women thinking they're funny when they're not funny is actually the 2nd cringiest thing imaginable

>>20391708
anon its not worked for like the last 15 years on /ck/

>>20392640
how does he score a goal without breaking the eggs?

>>20397604
>what are the odds of making a new thread with recipe/DIY only content?
we used to have those around 2010 or so, Vertical Recipe threads were the tits
but you cant have good threads on 4chan anymore.
only reason i even come to this shithole website anymore is that once-in-6-months good fucking thread that always gets pruned too early

>>20397136
Begone, vegantard.

>>20397824
I'm not a vegan. You don't have to be a vegan to think unnecessarily causing suffering to animals is a bad thing. Troll shit. Bitch.

>>20390934
>>20390931
Not that any of this is criminal, but I get a feeling from their facial expressions if they could get away with throwing small animals into blenders for TikTok, they would.

>>20391015
Haha that thumbnail looks crazy - it’s just flowers on her shirt, not blood, and motion blur from her hand tapping on the bottle. It’s ok.

The only gore is the amount of foam in the beer

>>20391220
fucking hell that's disgusting chinks will eat literally anything

>>20397834
Probably. That YouTuber Ssoyoung people complained about was intentionally fucking with live animals before eating them. Throwing them around, rubbing salt on them, etc. But YouTube didn't seem to care much because enough people kept watching and making them money. It's pretty shit.

>>20390827
fake ass shit
only girls do the roller skate waiteress schtick at sonic

>>20390848
This is why I have started minustipping. Basically I tip -100 dollars for delivery. I am literally making money ordering food. They are literally seething when they hand me my food and a fistfull of dollars.

>>20397846
Yeah, it’s borderline in some ways. At least people expressing supressed glee doing degenerate things on the edge of unethical are at least doing everyone a favour by outing themselves as psycho.

>>20390938
GOOOOOOOOOOK face

>>20397831
The feta cheese one was probably chosen to make the comment section explode.

>>20396877
That man is unimaginably cooler than you'll ever be, Narcissa.

>>20390835
What is she startled by?

>>20396006
If all these things are hotel items then where did he get the rack?

>>20398052
I don't think he claims to only use hotel equipment

>>20390837
that's porn

>>20391203
>film yourself commiting a felony
Nice.

>>20391074
I didn't know there was a DragonBall Z rpg

>>20391185
I would slam it like a screen door in a hurricane

>>20390832
>call her fat
>mad
>call her skinny
>mad
Why are so many women so miserable like this. Your man wouldn’t gaf if you said he was getting heavy or skinny or which way you liked him better. I could never have a gf like this

>>20391049
>italian porn
That's more like italian gore

>>20391034
name please

PLEASE

>>20390847
>smells them
>yep, they're pizza
i mean, i could tell just by looking at the pizzas

>>20391449
theres that, and also how many cells you rupture when cutting. also she just cuts like a spastic

>>20390922
definitely not a proper alcoholic by any stretch. might be hardcore for japan but weak as fuck elsewhere

>>20397834
save him

>>20399229
Kill yourself you serious or baiting faggot.

>>20397851
god forbid someone try something new

>>20398353
bait

>>20397705
I would immediately cum

>>20397831
This is one of those people that look dirty no matter what

>>20396862
>Pepsi
Stupid Chinkies will imbibe anything

>>20390844
imagine if that penis was you r fish her warm, soft wet mouth opening to accept your pener... hnng

>>20394790
God why the fuck is his tongue so massive?

I think OP killed himself
We should celebrate

>>20399798
Symptom of Down Syndrome. I didn't know about that either.

>>20398003
how so?
it's probably the least retarded combination in the video.

>>20399792
but who was phone?

>>20397136
I'm pretty sure that was the same guy

>>20400374
The other guy looked a bit older and thinner. Could still be him I guess but I'm not sure.

>>20390832
i am a incredibly tolerant man of women, i have low standards for women being cute or hot, i don't judge women for anything like tattoos, or being sluts, or having issues, or dying their hair, or even being marginally fat up to moderately fat if they're otherwise attractive, i acknowledge that women have to be respected because they've seized control of society and can have us put to death with a phone call, i really really really like women is what i'm trying to say, and if a woman talked to me like that, i'd either fuck her in the ass until she said sorry and i felt like she meant it, or i'd just tell her to pack her bags if we couldn't figure out what was making her want to fight with me like that and work it out

>>20390982
she seems like fun

>>20390845
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>20397732
I thought it was funny. You've changed

>>20400465
no. not at all

>>20390845
I agree with nigglet #2, that lentil(?) salad looks vile

>>20395050
who asked?

>>20390835
Is that the porn lady?

>>20400812
i did

>>20397831
Evan Peters doing mukbang nowadays?

>>20390845
The racist responses to this webm are absolutely based.