/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It’s 2024, they all do this by default. Maybe if you stop being such a Karen about it they’ll stop trolling you.

Unless you ate the delivery person/dog/lady, I fail to see the relevance.
Also, original version best version
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vlRAstW6cCQ

>>20388748
>I just love the convenience of delivery and I can order it on the app! this leaves me with more time to enjoy the hustle and bustle of the big city

>>20388748
>delivery instructions: leave at my door; hand it to me

>>20388748
the literate don't deliver food

>>20388748
>Phone filename
>Thread that's not about cooking on the cooking board
What's wrong with people?

20389046
>What's wrong with people?
you'r probably just tarded
food delivery is about food
>>20388748
I think in the 13 months I've had my deliveries. only instructions say LEAVE AT FRONT DOOR
maybe 2-3 times did I hear a courtesy knock.
but then again It's usually white americans that deliver here, not the diverse crowd in your area

>>20389054
Please directly quote where OP said "food"

They know from experience half the people who request not knocking on the door pull a scam and say they never received the food.

>>20388748
Big corporations import third worlders so they can economically exploit them with piss poor wages and twist an economic issue into a moral one so sanctimonious liberals will defend them to the death.
Also most doordashers or whatever are mouthbreathers multi-apping or using their wife's cousin's account since they got banned on theirs.

>>20388748
What languages? You need to add Hindi and Punjabi, thats what 70% of UberJeats drivers speak now.

>>20389160
English, Russian, and Chinese.

>>20389061
Does every post need to use the word "food" in order to be allowed?

>>20389312
Is a post about my problems with the USPS allowed?

>>20389340
Ah. The problem here is that everyone else was able to correctly infer that OP was having food delivered, despite it not being explicitly stated. One of the reasons being that they posted about it on the Food & Cooking board.
If you suffer from a mental disability, I can understand why that might have been difficult for you.

>>20389372
OK so what did OP have delivered?

if the driver is black I cancel the order AITA?

>>20389386
Food.

I can't use door dash after 2am, it's ALWAYS some Indian who can't read or speak English and can never find my house. I've gone days without eating because of this

>>20389392
According to?

>>20389396
Common sense. This was just explained to you.
I get that you're a bit slow, but at least try to keep up.

>>20389312
quit feeding these tards god damn
you'll notice I didn't give it a (you)
>>20389054
and here you are playing tard games while the other tard is doing it's little tarded tard claps and it probably thinks it's got (ME) replying

>>20389400
So what did OP eat?
What did he think of it?

>>20389420
Doesn't matter.

>50 dollar surcharge on your 40 piece nugget

>>20389426
Why not?

>>20389457
Because the subject being discussed was the food's delivery, not what the food was or its quality.
You've learned a lot today, go take a nap.

>>20389477
>The food was irrelevant
>/ck/

>>20389488
You could say the same about restaurant service posts, and you'd be just as wrong in that case.

>>20389498
>The food was irrelevant
>/ck/

>>20389477
Irrelevant thread. We only do food and cooking.

>>20389509
I'm sure you do too much of one and none of the other.

>>20389390
Nah they're the most likely ones to mess with your food and the main reason I never order delivery.

>>20388973
Ok cletus go mow your lawn

>>20389773
>"HAHA YOU OWN LAND"

>>20389046
>ck Food and Cooking

>>20389783
Kids these days...

>>20388973
Can someone explain to me the appeal of hustlin' and bustlin'?

>>20390023
There's a lot of fun stuff to do, interesting people, and high paying jobs within all that hustle and bustle.

>>20388748
the quality of drivers is tanking so insanely in the last 6-9 months kek.
retarded faggots going to apartment buildings a block or two away and calling me like "i can't find your unit??" - no shit you fucking illiterate, you're 2 blocks away from me. "HUH???"
assholes pounding on the door despite "bell only, no knock please" setting off all the piece of shit small dogs in the whole building for an hour.
illiterate fat greasy foreigners who barely speak english calling to just try and either see if a girl picks up they can try and creepily seduce as they drop it off or if they can just throw it on the curb and speed off.
and fuck's sake, most of the drivers can't or won't read the simplest of instructions. stupid motherfuckers leaving food in the trash area or trying to put it into mailboxes or leaving it outside of outward-swinging doors so it gets knocked over and spilled everywhere when you open it.
i've all but completely stopped using these services because of the massive decline in driver quality. literally not a single literate person drives anymore. i wonder how the restaurants even fucking deal with them.

>>20390137
>ordering doordash, ever, like a degenerate
>getting what you fucking deserve, oops lol
pottery

>>20390147
>nooo you can't have other people do things for you
sorry you're poor bro.
if there was a food delivery service that only hired literate (probably white) respectful people and had high driver standards, but cost 4x as much, i'd be signed right the fuck up.

>>20390156
called personal assistants bro

>>20390160
huh... never thought about it that way. always seemed unnecessary, but i guess i'm already basically paying for that, just split up across a bunch of poor illiterate gig workers across a bunch of services, when i could just have one literate worker instead to replace ubereats, instacart, uber, taskrabbit, probably a bunch of fiverr shit too..

>>20390173
you can just hire some college aged cutie for 20 an hour to do all the errand bullshit. this is how the big boys operate.

>>20388973
>enjoy a hot & ready organic vegan meal delivered by a Ukrainian refugee in a Prius
>tummy gets a bit rumbly
>UH OH, STINKY
>grab iPhone 69 (nice), fire up UberWipes app
>within minutes, a buff Somali man (?) with a shaved head is cupping my cheeks between xis rough strong hands, cleaning the feces away with sustainable organic alpaca towelletes
>xis tip is already taken care of, thanks to Amazon Prime
>hey! my favorite streamer is about to debut the latest Smash DLC (#ad)
>sorry guys, i might be a few minutes late for tomorrow's Zoom meeting

>DONT RING
>*knocks*
what’s the problem?

>>20388973
better than me menacing the streets drunk on my way to taco bell

>>20390108
Yes, it’s great. You can even be a policeman, a fireman, a doctor, or a scientist. The world is your oyster.

>>20390108
Notice how you didn't mention stability. Big cities are population sinkholes who rely on people constantly coming in from the outside.

>>20389179
Where do you live that Spanish wasn't a valid option..?

>>20390968
nigga is probably canadian

>>20388748
Did you include Arabic and Hindi anon?

>>20389340
Are you shipping live chicks anon? if so yes.

>>20388748
I tell them to leave it outside the front door, and like 30% of the time these shitskins put it somewhere else. That's fine because I only paid them $3.

>>20390993
your mom is canadian

>>20388748
>What’s wrong with people
Brownoids aren't people, they're mindless animals