/ck/ - Food & Cooking

purple ketchup was my favorite. the green was a little too weird of a color to enjoy. also my grandpa made fun of me when I ate it.

>>20385520
I want that back too. Still dont get why green ketchup is the weird one though

>>20385498
>it tastes like nothing
your tastebuds are broken

>>20385498
Looks like antifreeze, do you often drink that?

>>20385498
this is so wrong on so many levels, I can't even... truly no one is insane enough to put this in to their mouths, right...? r-right?

>>20386014
oWo

>>20385498

That color in that bottle makes me think of laundry detergent
One full of those caps of it into the machine's drum and your clothes get dreamy soft and a wonderful smell.

>>20386014
its the same as aunt jemima

>>20386014
Are you merely pretending or are you actually having a panic attack over bog-standard artificial syrup with blue food coloring?

>>20386515
He's not wrong. It really has about the same color and viscosity of detergent. Imagine pulling a bad prank with it

>>20386529
I can't imagine being terrified of blue food coloring.

>>20386014
>this is so wrong
>i can't even
Why are you even fucking here?

>>20386536
>are you even
>Why
>fucking
Cringe.

>>20386539
Oh, it's a bot. Of course.

>>20386530
I'm not, it still does look like detergent but i still drinks it.

>>20386543
>course
<?
>bot
kill me now

>blue food funy xd

>>20385498
grim

>>20385520
>also my grandpa made fun of me when I ate it.
based gramps

>>20385529
green ketchup is as weird as clear ketchup. people just associate tomatoes with the color red, that's all what matters for sales

>>20387137
When I was young, I used to put corn syrup on my pancakes. It's all grandma had when we stayed at her house for a while and it wasnt bad, but yeah, my brain demanded that it be "maple" or nothing since I was grossed out by it

>>20385498
basically a concentrated version of blue drink
don't buy things like this

>>20386014
i came here looking for ways to purchase

>>20387459
walmart

>>20385498
Looks like dish soap

>>20386014
>Eats a blue m&m
>Fine
>Sees blue syrup
>Goes insane

>>20385498
It does say "Maple flavored", but it feels like a real missed opportunity to not have it taste like crunch berries or something. Snozberries at least.

>>20385498
>buy blue corn syrup
>’wow it only tastes of sugar!’
dumb mutt retard

>>20387776
Fuck off

>>20387948
4chan ain’t yer safe space, sweetie. maybe if ya stop being pants-on-head retarded you’ll have a better time.

>>20387948
no u

>>20385529
now I kinda want to try green catsup. should be easy with tomatillos

>>20385498
You can't fool me again OP, that's dish soap.

>>20385498
I never actuallu thought about it but it's probably just cheaper to dye the corn syrup blue instead of brown, and then you can slap a recognizable brand on it and still keep the price up.

>>20385498
Ask me again why my French wife doesn’t want to move to the US.

>>20385498
>Maple syrup from fucking Canada is right there
>It's right fucking there
>It's maybe .99 more than this trash
>Choose the blue bottle of nonsense goop
Bad things should happen to people

>>20390697
because Americans aren't used to the stench of cigarettes and unwashed cunt that is omnipresent to the French woman?

>>20387137
>people just associate tomatoes with the color red
But industrial slop doesn't even taste like tomatoes. Heinz ketchup just tastes like vinegar and sugar

someone should go piss on reagan's corpse, this is all his fault

>>20390803
Those fries still look delicious. Purple is derived from red after all

>>20385498
when i was a kid i had a cut on my lip and ate something with teal ketchup in it, and my lip was stained an unhealthy looking color for a week

>>20390787
Speak for yourself I’m American and love unwashed cunt

>your standard "nothing but hfcs" fakle syrup
>BUT IT'S BLUE
k

>>20390697
Because she has panic attacks when she encounters innovation, novelty, or people doing things that she personally wouldn't or disapproves of?