/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20383037
I did your mom once
Fattest thing I ever done

I'm skinny now but I was a fat kid and I got into a habit of puking when I was full so I could go eat more. Did it at a restaurant once even.

One time I got really drunk and ate 4 orders of carne asada fries. Somehow didn't throw up

Didn't eat for 2 and a half days afterwards

>>20383053
that looks so good

One time I was traveling for work and when I got to the hotel I was hungry as fuck so I just went to town on some LCs, smacking my lips, making weird noises, just nyargyarhg ayrgharg yarhg until it was all gone

>>20383037
I ate four McDonald's quarter pounders with cheese the first time I smoked weed back when I was 19.

Eating an entire pizza... by myself

>>20383067
A Costco pizza?

>>20383073
No, a pepperoni LC

office potluck

>>20383044
i never intentionally did it since i hate vomiting, but i've also pigged out at buffets enough to vomit when i was leaving. that's my answer to OP

>>20383037
When I was like 15, my Karate club was doing a barbecue and I ate like 7 hot dogs

>>20383037
Ate a whole stack of corn torillas cooked on the stove while dipping them in a thick bean tomato "soup" I made. Ate one after the other as they were ready, one browning, one in my mouth filled with tasty tomato bean soup. It was a home made concoction, beans from a can, tomato sauce from a can, trader joe's BBQ sauce, marinara sauce. Just talking about it makes me want to run out for another stack. I have eaten a whole costco pizza though, that's definitely happened. You don't get fat if you don't eat for a month after doing these things. I'm exactly 8 days with no food and actually down in weight after eating like a fat fuck the past month.

>>20383037
I made a pork queso dish some Mexican youtuber said was "authentic Mexican cuisine". He had millions of subscribers, so I thought it would be fine.

All I can say is, if this is what "authentic Mexican cuisine" is, then it's no wonder why they're all morbidly obese. An unpopular fact: Americans took Mexican food and made it better in every way.

Two Chipotle burritos in one sitting. I deeply regretted that immediately.

>>20383086
No slow cooker? BAKA.

>>20383112
I heard like half of America's changes ended up back in places like Mexico City anyways. People will tell you Mexican dishes with fries is "tex mex" but Mexicans use fries more than Americans do at this point

>>20383118
Made it to 2.5 chipotle burritos recently. Double wrapped, double meat. Wasn't that drunk so I actually felt like shit instead of passing out

>>20383067
Same, it wasn't the whole pie but enough to make me sick. Munchies man...

>>20383121
>I heard like half of America's changes ended up back in places like Mexico City anyways.
And you'd be right. Every 3-star restaurant you can find down there is serving American reflections of "traditional" Mexican food.

Does this count for anything?

17 years ago, finished an entire caesar's hot n' ready and an order of hot wings with a two liter of soda. Bad times.

I now weigh 140lbs less than I did back then. Being fat did not feel good.

>>20383142
IPA use is giant fucking neon sign in the dark, reading "I am an NPC".

>>20383142
hardly. that looks like your typical week day meal. it needs to be some sort of unhinged meal or consuming an ungodly amount of it.

>>20383037
1. I ate a whole bag of doritos guacamole chips, they were addictive and my shit went green.
2. I drank a whole bottle of angostura bitters and my piss went red, at first I thought it was blood, but with some thought realized it was just the angostura.
Will I receive absolution?

>>20383037
ate so much I puked (multiple times)
doubled ordered from delivery app (either 2 at a time, or 1 after the other)
ate someone else's leftovers when they weren't looking

>>20383154
>doubled ordered from delivery app
Yeah but how much food we talking. Because doubling 2 mcdoubles ain't shit.

>>20383156
2 full meals. Appetizer, entree, side, drink (2x)

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>>20383157
I wouldn't be retarded enough to pay 2x the (((service))) and (((delivery))) fee for just 2 mcdoubles, anon. give me some credit

>>20383162
I'm guilty and "shit happens" get home late and want to get some stuff so use doordash for instance to get some wendies burgers and fries.

>>20383109
>I'm exactly 8 days with no food and actually down in weight after eating like a fat fuck the past month
Any time I do this I worry about micronutrients and refeeding syndrome

>>20383123
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>20383037
My parents had to sit me down when I was approx 10 or so to tell me that “the frozen chicken kievs in the freezer are not for snacks after school, they were supposed to be for dinner.”

Another time a friend’s dad went to pick up Culver’s for all of us; despite only asking for a shake, I ate two butter burgers and fries before he realized what was going on. His wife and daughter had to have frozen pizza instead lol

>>20383037
compelled to order food last night fell asleep before it got here now im having sushi for breakfast

>>20383241
>refeeding syndrome
Just ease back in with broth on the first day, soup on the second day, and progressively increase your solids for each new day. The easy rule is to ease in for the same amount of days that you fasted for. Avoid eating meat too early since that is very hard to digest

>>20383258
I got second-hand shame from this post. Do you still have that fatty mindset, or are you reformed?

I ate this entire tray of pierogi.

>>20383109
>It was a home made concoction
>4 premade food items dumped in a pot

>>20383284
Did you really? That looks like a potluck or smth with the other trays in the background.

>>20383283
It’s gotten better, but you never truly stop being a fat fuck. When my wife was in labor, I found half a pizza in the ward’s break room, maybe a nurse’s pizza. I ate that shit pronto. In my defense, it was a stressful ordeal.

Regularly eating the shareables from McDonalds along with two spicy McChickens.. 1-2x a week

>>20383301
You could have just said
>McDonald's

>>20383037
Does chupping count?

I had to stop buying cookie dough because I couldn't stop myself from eating about a half pound of it a day, every day.

>>20383037
i think the closest i ever got to puking:
2 popeyes deluxe sandwiches
2 onion rings
2 fries
2 drinks
4 biscuits, 1 of those prepackaged cheesecakes

>>20383298
Completely understandable. Half is the perfect amount of pizza to steal. Any more and it's noticeable, any less and it's not worth the effort.

>>20383037
Chugged a 2 liter of pepsi for a contest

>>20383037
More than once I ate two shawarmas, and not your pussy ones, think 35cm long, about a fist thick.
And once I think I've eaten three pizzas in one day by myself.
Good times of youth when you can do this shit and be fine.

>>20383310
Order is important with that kind of quantity. As long as the sandwiches are first, that's a feasible task. Impressive work, nonetheless, anon

>>20383037
Ate almost a whole can of Funfetti frosting

>>20383037
2 4x4's and 2 animal fries IN N OUT
Let me just "dish" out some education - heres my order at In N Out is what I mean :
2 4 by 4's, animal style, add whole grilled onions, no lettuce
2 animal fries
Extra large drink
Chili peppers to charm the ladies for after the food is eaten to take some pepper pain in the name of showing off

>>20383037
Entire Dominos pizza and a Ben and Jerry’s fatfuck tub of Jew milk. I wasn’t just part of the system, man, I WAS the system.

>>20383355
fucking barf

>>20383355
holy mother of clogs, I hope you buy a Christmas card and a good bottle to your cardiologist every year.

>>20383037
Ordered 3 boxes of 20pc mcnuggets at 3 am and ate all of them before going to bed. Had like 15 dip containers too

>>20383381
>to
The 40 pieces are so cheap now, you might as well order two and set a new PR

>>20383386
they don't sell over 20pc in this country

>>20383288
>4 premade food items dumped in a pot
Have you ever heard about this stuff called soup? If beans in a can is a 'premade' food item you're a fucking hobo. If I added bacon, would you consider that a premade food item?

alcohol brings out the worst of my fatassery.
The alcohol munchies are insatiable.
and I drink almost every night.
Last night it was like 3-4 bowls of chili (don't remember) all covered in cheese

>>20383037
For me it's
>Eat breakfast
>Eat second breakfast
>Eat lunch
>Eat dinner
>Drink a bottle of wine
>Eat second dinner
>Every day
I do eat really really well tho

>>20383241
Your fat stores micronutrients, and refeeding is a meme, get your salt, I've broken my fast with all you can eat sushi on multiple occasions. Maybe I have fatass genes so I dont die? I dont know but I'm okay.

>>20383397
>well erm no uh i didn't cook it, it came precooked
>b-but only poor people consider it premade!
You did as much cooking as if you heated a can of soup on the stove, the only difference is you added four cans instead of one.
And no, I wouldn't consider it cooking if you dumped a bottle of McCormick Bac'n flavored soy pellets (because we both know full well you weren't going to fry up anything real) into it either.

>>20383420
Wait till you find out about chicken noodle soup, its going to blow your retard mind. You're going to be so angry about (((french chefs))) making this stuff called french onion soup, as if they MADE the onions.

>>20383423
>chicken noodle soup
Fresh from a can, I'm guessing.
>french onion soup
Do you genuinely think onions come pre-caramelized?
You've never cooked anything in your life, have you?

I ate exactly 3,400 calories worth of snacks on Saturday. I know this, because I weighed out my food. I did my typical fare for the first 1k.
>Eggs
>Roast chicken
>Steak
>DUDE WEED
>Doritos
>Chex Mix
>Oreos
>Brownie Brittle
>Soda
>Milk
>Fudge Cookies
>Cereal
>Chocolate eggs
>Jelly beans
>Bread
>Ice cream (scoops)
>Ice cream (bar)
>More cereal to end the night
My body was HUMMING from the sheer amount of processed garbage. It bled into Sunday. Right now I’m shitting and regretting all of it.

>>20383434
Wait until you hear about salad, you're going to be so pissed dude.

>>20383037
To this day licking the popcorn bag.

fuark just ate a big plate and my belly is very full lads

>>20383446
Have you ever licked the sides of the metal, holiday assortment tubs?

>>20383440
Thanks for confirming it at least.
And come on now, don't pretend you've ever seen a salad.

Katz’s all by myself

>>20383461
Did you recreate the famous “faked orgasm” scene. I do it even if I’m only having a coffee

Sometimes I eat a family sized pizza, these 60x40 cm diy kits. I add a whole pack of salami (pepperoni in imperial units) and 200 g of mozzarella. It's loaded, it's juicy and I feel like shit afterwards.

Ate a 15 piece fried chicken from this local chicken spot as well as a whole cheesecake to myself. After I finished the cheesecake I was in so much physical pain I couldn't move from tge fetal position and I actually thought I was going to die.

>>20383037
Just a 17.5 ounce beef steak.

>>20383459
The deli near me (((makes))) a salad thats like 10 pounds of deli meat, salad, tomato, feta, mozz, dressing, olives etc. And you think I haven't eaten that? And I'm the stupid one? I'm printing your posts out and telling the italians what you said, telling them they didn't MAKE that salad, or MAKE the meatball subs, because it was all just stuff they bought in the store and put together.

>>20383461
This looks amazing. Nothing beats meat on bread and I don't mean that sarcastically.

>>20383037
recently i crushed up an entire chocolate easter bunny over a big bowl of special k with strawberries

>>20383526
>i paid someone else to toss shit around in a bowl so don't tell me i've never cooked!
lmao
and no that's not a salad

>>20383152
>I drank a whole bottle of angostura bitters and my piss went red, at first I thought it was blood, but with some thought realized it was just the angostura.
Will I receive absolution?
If you ever do it again just draw a hand on your tip and call it “ligmata”

>>20383437
Did you get some clearance Easter candy? It’s hard to fight that double dopamine dose of junk food and good deal.

>>20383521
Wow, you must have been a furnace after that.

>>20383037
Absolute worst thing might have been the time I didn’t want to go to school, so I got it in my head that I should make myself sick. I had recently felt ill after eating something really oily and I decided that oil would give me a bad stomach ache, so I started chugging vegetable oil. Unfortunately after drinking a significant amount of the bottle I felt fine and still had to go to school.

Ate a whole dominos pizza with some sort of extra cheese and oil option? Just pure cheese, then I got a side of those cinnamon twists, plus 2 liter coke. Woke up in the middle of the night thinking I had to fart but ended up shitting my draws and leaving a trail as I ran to the bathroom. This was ten years ago living with my parents. All I said to my dad when he saw me and the shit stained floor was “that’s not puke.”

>>20383560
I grew peppers last year, I'm more of a chef than you ever could be soft hands.

Exist

>>20383037
Two occasions.

When I was younger I was doind a field project and got very cold, very wet and very tired. After changing clothes in the car I stopped by a KFC on the way home and ate a giant family bucket. Multiple fries, multiple gravies, the works. Then I passed out for hours.

More recently, after similar work, I stopped by the store on the way back and my dinner was a family size ready made lasagne, a massive garlic cheese bread then I ate a 4 pack of donuts.

It seems to me that fresh air just makes me the hingriest fucking animal.

>>20383597
That's gardening, anon.

It was in my cannabis period i'm sure. Prolly ate a bag of chocolates, a bag of ribbled chips and a tub of haagen dazs in one sitting. Insatiable. Absolutely beastly. That's probably after having dinner as well.

>>20383533
>beats meat on bread
oh dear

>>20383123
what is your height and weight

SKIBIDI RIZZ GYATT FANUM TAX BABY GRONK GRIMACE SHAKE CHALLENGE SIGMA SMEGMA SIGMOCHKA

>>20383041
This
also ate food, I ate food one time
the shame

>>20383037
Went to a party at the house of somebody I don't know, got drunk, then ate a box of what looked like Chinese takeout leftovers out of their fridge. In my defense I'm rail thin and didn't eat much that day.

>>20383312
It was the last half though lol. Still desperate times…

>>20383037
Two pizzas followed by a bunch of fried chicken

took this, put water in it and microwaved it. i was a retarded kid

>>20383521
i think this one........ takes the..............
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This was about 10 years ago during the E3 Expo when /v/ was making all those comfy pillow fort threads.

I sat and watched E3 all day and ate 2 frozen pizzas, a box of Choco Tacos, and a 6 pack of cream soda.

This was over the course of 3-4 hours. I was probably close to 400 lbs at the time.

Used crushed sourcream and onion chips instead of flour to make fried chicken.

Last halloween I bought one of those big bags of mini candies to hand out to kids, but nobody came to my door so I just ate the entire bag and watched horror movies until 4 am.

>>20383860
How tall are you? I'm about 20 lbs heavier than your current weight but honestly I look closer to you when you were 360.

I ate an entire upside down pineapple cake in 1 day.

>>20383878
>How tall are you?
5'10"

>>20383905
>i'm 5'3"
that explains it

ate a jar of nutella just yesterday watching the hermitcraft stream.

>>20383037
I once put little bit of cheese on pasta

>>20383037
I ate 7kg of roasted meats in one sitting

>>20383037
I got high and ate a whole party pack of Doritos tacos along with a 6pk of cinnaballs. Shit was so cash.

>>20383037
I feast at Fazoli's.

>>20384201
DUDE

had my double bypass open heart surgery 5 weeks before my 40th birthday
sad thing is I'm not even fat

got two footlongs from subway because of bogo. some steak thing and the other teriyaki chicken. had half of both because i wanted some variety. then decided to eat the remaining halves for some reason. i wasn’t even that hungry and was gonna have the leftover for lunch the next day. worst part is i was hungry like 3 hours later. 6’ 200 lb btw

>>20384225
Why'd it happen? Do you only eat the greasiest of slop, but with decent portions?

>>20384228
actually this isn’t about the amount ate but more the concept of it. was p drunk and had some doritos nearby while eating some tots with dipping sauces. decided what if i crush up the doritos and mix into the sauces. was actually v good but i felt like an absolute savage slurping it off my fingers

>>20384230
no to the decent portions
I have crohn's but ate whatever I wanted whenever I wanted it. and I still do. I had home made spaghetti and meatballs this morning at 5am. made them yesterday

>>20383404
This but unironically. Weed will make me eat like half a bag of doritos or a couple sleeves of crackers.

Alcohol will make me eat 6 pounds of doordash slop and I barely even remember doing it the day after.

>>20383037
Uber Eats for lunch and dinner. Then again for dessert because the dinner place forgot my ice cream, so I bought like 2l of ice cream.

i got mcdonalds AND taco bell last night before getting on the subway

>>20383585
>All I said to my dad when he saw me and the shit stained floor was “that’s not puke.”
lmao

>>20384243
thanks, anon, but I wasn't being ironic. as an alcoholic, I generally eat 2-3 FULL plates of food every night once I'm actually drunk.
fortunately I'm only like 25lbs overweight

when i smoked weed when i was a teenager i would never feel any sense of fullness or discomfort from eating too much. i would eat until i vomited, then kept eating because i was hungry.
i got fat as fuck for the first month i smoked weed

When I was 12 it was a friday night and my Dad was going to bring home Fish and Chips after work, but he had to stay late. While waiting I just sat by the toaster eating slice after slice of toast with peanut butter, ate a whole loaf of bread. Then when he finally came home I ate the fish and chips as well. I feel this was the tipping point which lead me to being and obese teenager.

>>20383037
When I was in my late teens/early twenties, I would bring a nice fat book to cici's pizza buffet and find a corner and just sit there reading at grazing on pizza from noon to closing time. I wouldn't even eat the bones just take two or three bites of the good stuff and chuck the rest. No clue how much I would eat but it had to have been at least 10-20k calories over the course of the day.
Honestly didn't even seem that bad until thinking about it decades later.

I was going into a place where I couldn't bring food so I did something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cApcgB58_Jw

>>20383037
28 swedish pancakes with cream and lingon berries, followed by 2 Gorby's microwave pierogies and a pear.

Good afternoon. Slept from 5:30pm until 10:00 am the next day.

>>20383298
>but you never truly stop being a fat fuck
truth. i had a health emergency which took me to around 100 pounds and i had to go on a strict regiment to get out of it, but it didn't take me very long to go back to eating whole bags of chips and platters of food. i am still underweight, but fattyism is a mindset and not about what you look like

>>20383860
nice job, are you still going? the latest picture is way too old by now

>>20383258
>despite only asking for a shake,
why didn't you just ask for a couple burgers?

>>20383103
I told myself I would read this thread until someone used the term "pig out".

I just want you to know you disgust me. not even by the way you eat, but by the way you fetishize it with such terminology.

>>20384652
I didn’t realize how much I needed burger (x2) until I smelled burger (x2)

>>20384693
I don't think you know what fetishizing means. if anything "pig out" is a colloquialism with pejorative roots

>>20384697
I want to have sympathy but I can't. I only eat other people's unclaimed food that hasn't been expressly given to me if I can objectively secure/justify it as mine, ethically, emotionally, and logically.
The only time in recent memory is when me and my mom's boyfriend were borderline blackout drunk and my mom made us BLT's and right as they were done he passed out on the couch (wouldn't be up for at least 6 hours) so an hour or two after eating my BLT I ate his as well because I was still hungry (thanks. whiskey.)
He was literally never the wiser until I remembered it the next day and 'fessed up to it.
we all had a good laugh.

>>20384693

>>20383037
Tin of brownies, family size salt and vinegar chips, a mean dent in a gallon of whole milk

>>20383267
meat is extremely easy to digest, it's broken down completely into amino acids before it even gets to the intestine most times

>>20384720

>if I can objectively secure/justify it as mine, ethically, emotionally, and logically.

Wtf anon, are you a lawyer or something?

>>20384798
No just bordering on schizo or sociopath or autistic but definitely some flavor of Cluster A in general

>>20383067
I used to do this regularly when I was a kid. I usually can’t finish the whole thing anymore, but I can still get 8 out of 10 pieces on a large. Is this not common? I’ve got a gut, 220 @ 5’11.

>>20384822
>10 pieces on a large.
where do you live? I want to move there

>>20384795
you're gonna get someone killed, nigga. don't tell me that meat is easy to digest when it is the last thing to enter your intestinal tract if you eat plants along with it

>>20384708
>if anything "pig out" is a colloquialism with pejorative roots
how exactly does that preclude it from fetishization?
I always see people in here and fit saying "oh I'm so bad I absolutely pigged out" and it really repulses me

>>20385166
Lil zoomie people have been saying pig out since before your daddy was a sperm in his daddys balls.

>>20383041
FPBP

>>20383066
for me it was an entire box of lil debbies oatmeal cream pies. i remember the streetlights had the most amazing halos around them and it felt like my feet weren't touching the ground.

more recently, i ordered a large and a medium dominoes at like 9pm and they were gone by lunch the next day. in my defense i hadn't eaten all day but still. that made me take a long look at myself in the mirror and admit that i have a problem with using food as a dopamine release mechanism.

>>20383154
>ate someone else's leftovers when they weren't looking
guilty of this. a few times when drunk and voracious i ate leftovers out of the fridge and really pissed off roommates/friends.

>>20385166
Thats stupid. There are many pig based expressions because they've been raised by humans for a long time.

>>20383267
>>20383241
i did OMAD the last 3 days and i think i'll bump it up to 30-36 hrs between meals next with a goal of making it to rolling 36-48hr fasts until i'm back around 200lbs (probably mid-summer)

>>20383037
I got drunk and ate a bunch of hot dogs really fast, threw up more than one nearly-complete hot dog, then ate them again because they still looked edible

>>20385202
You're a fucking animal, not even human.

>>20385211
Man's gotta eat

>>20383298
It's a form of addiction. An easily manageable and treatable addiction, but addiction nonetheless. Despite not being fat anymore, I myself do "let loose" for at least two weeks a year when I go on vacation.

>>20385213
The exact thing a Pitt bull would say after eating 3 newborn babies

Just today I ate

2 toasts with jelly and cream cheese
2 apples
1 cream cheese container with 4-5 slices of bread
Two chicken legs and about 4 whole potatoes left over from dinner last night
1 big bowl of elbow pasta with butter and olive oil
Whipped cream with vanilla and sugar I made as a treat

I want to fucking kill myself.

>>20385352
This nigga ate a whole cream cheese

1 x mcrib
1 x double qtr pounder
1 x large fries
1 x chocolate thick shake
24 x mcnuggets
1 x sundae
all while driving, felt fucked for like 2 days after

two thin crust dominos pizzas, 4 litres of pepsi, three oranges, a bag of mr goodbars, a pineapple upside down cake, and a 12 pack of grapefruit sparkling water cans. I farted every 30 minutes consantly for a week

>>20383067
I can do this no sweat. Wouldn't even be in the list of fattest things I've ever done

>>20383355
Just killed a 4x4, no tomato with grilled onion, fry well done, with a large coke to drink, in a box with a lid. A lot of fat ass, flavorful food for 15 bucks. Gonna probably go back tomorrow for another one and still lose weight compared to you farm pigs because I'm on OMAD and you arent.

>>20385305
Almost all addictions are easily treatable but I've quit raging alcoholism, nicotine, and benzos and food addiction is the hardest. You can quit anything by just cutting it out of your life completely but with food you're constantly going to be exposed to temptation. There's nowhere you can go in the US except a shack in the forest if you want to avoid being manipulated by fast food and junk food corporations. Even if you managed that step theres nothing stopping you from just eating all the food in your house during a moment of weakness.

>>20383037
Ate a whole bag of green oreos once, they were so good that I couldn't stop.
Also ate a whole bag of guacamole doritos once, again so good I couldn't stop, that time my shit turned green.

Ate a family lasagna by myself

>>20385452
I bet whoever cooked it liked you but not the rest of your family you piggo!

Went to a young republicans meeting and ate so much of the appetizers I puked.

>>20383037
two boxes of donuts and a half gallon of milk

>>20384842
probably thin slices

>>20383037
i once ate a full party serving of spaghetti whole, threw it up, ate a whole cake and threw it up while crying and sobbing until i found chips to eat in bed
i then fell asleep with the chips in hand and woke up with ants on me and the bed

I've eaten whole pizzas by myself multiple times. I also ordered two entrees with sides from a place once. I'm recovering.

>>20385449
just don't buy it. the only times i ever fall for temptation is when that food happened to be immediately available to me. maybe that is why delivery tards are so obese, it removes that level of separation when you can just call a wagie to bring your sudden cravings to you

I feel like I pushed the edge today by getting two sides with my chickfila samich

>>20385504
What's with all the crying

Not an American.

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You pig, you little swine, big fat porker you. I wanna rub you fat belly you big oinker. You piglet, you sow, you porcine mammal, you fat little piggy, you huge boar, you hog, you razorback of hogs, you big baconer, you cute little cutter you grunter and squealing pink fatty..you really pigged out.

I've been on a bender. I ate 5 donuts yesterday followed by McDonalds. I'm extremely depressed and don't want to be alive. I'm thinking pizza tomorrow.

>>20385650
That's almost Shakespearian, you should submit that to the Library of Congress for further consideration.

Lays Stax with Thanksgiving boxed stuffing as a dip

>>20383037
Ate a roll of Oreos by dipping them in peanut butter

>>20385631
You're still fat, fatty

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seethit fatties

>>20384209
>A tour of Italy for only $14.99?

>>20385902
The Tour of Italy has lasagna, chicken parm, and fettuccine alfredo. That other pic looks like lasagna, spaghetti, and fettucine. nothing but carbs

>>20383284
I'd be full after half a row. wtf, how fucking fat are you?

I like how this thread went from

>haha I can’t believe I ate 3 bowls of chili last night
> casual pizza degeneracy
> throwing up in a restaurant just to consume moar
> calculated self destruction via food
> fatty support group

>>20383037
On more than one occasion I’ve eaten an entire bag of Starburst jellybeans in one sitting.

crushed an entire box of double decker moonpies in half a day
not even fat either I'm skelly mode but them shits have crack in it or something

>>20383308
on the serving tray bro?

>>20383308
>>20386336
nevermind i see the lid now

>>20383437
>Real food
>le weed
>Junk food
A good learning experience.

One time is was really high on edibles and went to two different fast food drive thrus because I was too self-conscious to order as much as I wanted from the first place.

>>20383053
Hi Paco

when i was a kid i often mixed a dough used for cake frosting and spooned the cup
recipe in question
>25% flour
>37% butter
>rest sugar
i have to do that again

when i turned 21 epic meal time was just starting so i'd just drink 4loko (blue raspberry) and combine a bunch of shit. It was never better than the sum of its parts.

>>20386401
Why would you frost a cake with raw flour?

>>20385449
Being wagie, I'm only tempted by the smells emanating from the bakery. Not that I'd ever buy any of that shit. But on vacation I do go and check out some proper bakeries as part of my activities.

>>20386296
Based fellow skellybro. We are truly the master race. I can eat an entire large pizza in one sitting and not gain a pound. 30 yo and metabolism shows no signs of slowing

>>20386336
I thought the same thing at first. Like lemme find out this nigga dipping ketchup off a raw ass tray

>>20386451
that mix gets crumbled ontop before baking, no idea if you guys have a name for that

>>20386692
It's called a crumble.

>>20383037
I had 400 grams of ground beef so I made myself four burgers and ate them in one evening.

>>20383037
Once a week my wife thinks im at work but i get a motel room and absolutely pig out for a couple hours. She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week. I just need some peace and quiet and goyslop. I pay cash so she doesn't see the motel room on our statements.

>>20386746
>She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week.
You'd better listen to here before you see your bank account post-divorce, fatty

i normally eat very healthy but every 1-2 months I will go to the sushi buffet right next to my gym after a workout, having starved myself the last 2 days, to destroy as much sushi as possible for 30 dollars. The last time I did it i realized that instead of fasting (putting me in ketosis) I should be sucking on halls mints and eating tiny amounts of sugar to keep myself starving the entire time. Will do it again.
Thats probably it, but I also did a lot of fat shit as a kid, just not with fast food slop. Used to go through about 3-4L of milk and half a jar of kraft peanut butter (on quad decker white bread sandwhiches) per day.

>>20385760
turkiye is fucking doomed i hate it here

>>20386704
What the fuck is a gram is that an ounce a pound or a ton?

>>20386789
400 grams is a little less than one pound. Assuming it's 85-15 ground beef, that's around 859 calories. It's not that much.

>>20386776
The whole order is 8,335 calories. The thing is after im done i have to go home and have skinless chicken breast or salad with no ranch or croutons with just vegetables. It sucks. She keeps getting angry at me for not losing weight. I've been doing this for months and she doesn't know. But one time I came home and burped and had garlic butter sauce stains on my business attire and she started screaming at me about cheating. I told her it was just a little cheesy bread and she calmed down somewhat. It's like damn Debbie I'll lose weight when i want. Fucking bitch.

>>20386873
you have no earthly idea how lucky you are to have a partner that cares about your weight- much less a WOMAN- in this country. seems like cosmic law that the good ones have to be wasted on fucking morons who dont know what they have.

Just solo'd this and then got a refund

>>20383687
6'0 200lb

>>20383037
ate a dozen donuts and ramen and chips in a day, had normal meal with the family too
>>20383044
i did something similar, i went to a AYCE and had a bit of food left but was too stuffed. they tend to fine you if you didn't finish so i forced myself to puke and finished up that meal.
i'm bmi 19

I used to be 290 lbs at 5'6. In high school I would eat cans of cold ravioli for breakfast and after school, drink an entire 2 liter of cream soda a day, and eat entire bowls of croutons, with milk. I'm less than 140lb now but on occasion, I still eat bowls of croutons like that. They're so good bros

Gave myself a cheat meal (retarded), ended up binging a whole xl pizza, gallon of ice cream and box of cookies, baker's dozen. 135 lbs 5'9, felt like I was going to die

>>20387040
>croutons with milk
Gross. Eat them dry out of the bag like a normal depressed man.

>>20385178
no anon, like i ate someone else's refuse. their trash. they had no intention of eating further, to them it was as good as disposed. i ate garbage, anon.

>>20387040
super based. you should regain the weight anon

>>20383037
From 16-21 I used to average 36 cans of soda a day

At 19 ate 3lbs of pasta in one sitting

Once pulled a Big Smoke at a local bar/restaurant , comprising of 2 shrimp dinners 2 side of fries, an appetizer of shrimp and squid, onion rings, a side of specialty fries with extra dip and 4 cokes

Used to slam 2 bottles of wine a night

Idk how I am not a butterball

>>20383037
ate two pizzas with fries

>>20387078
Never. Too dry. I like to chew them up, drink while they're still in my mouth, filter the milk through, then swallow the soggy crouton

>>20387040
Also I still order sauce packets so I can just squeeze them out of the packet/drink them

>>20387122
How do you average 36 cans of soda? Several 2 liters?

>>20386339
yeah, the lids are way better for chupping than the little paper cups.

>>20387165
2 Liters, 20 ounce bottles, cans (which I drank frequently)
18-21 was when it really got bad. I always had a mtn dew in hand.
Was a bitch to quit cold turkey at 22.

>>20385355
He is more cream cheese than man at this point

>>20383037
I came home ridiculously drunk and there was a big bowl of mince in the fridge that wasn’t mine. I didn’t even heat it up, I just began sticking my dirty hands in there and eating it by the mouthful. It was supposed to serve a lot of people, there was so much but I just kept sticking my fingers in there, grabbing as much mince as I could and shoving it into my mouth. I remember accidentally biting one of my fingers because even my dirty fingers were going into my mouth.

>>20383037
ate 30$ worth of McDonald's food(El maso +meny with an extra patty, four cheeseburgers, chili cheese (7 pieces) and a cola sundae). probably the first time i really felt disgusted of myself over food

>>20387090
based
one thing i haven't seen mentioned here is frequency of eating/snacking vs XL gorge-feats. especially in the winter when i am in the grips of seasonal depression and my brain is starved of dopamine i'll just mindlessly go to the kitchen every hour and eat a handful or two of bullshit (sweet pickles, a clementine or two, a yogurt cup, granola bar, whatever) to spike my blood sugar and return to satiation. i have done this for weeks or months at a time since 2020 and i think i'm teetering on the edge of being pre-diabetic because of it.

I've eaten two Costco pizzas by myself. With ranch and soda to wash it down.

DoorDash had a deal last year for taco Tuesday, where every Tuesday you could get a BOGO taco deal at places that opted in. One night I got incredibly drunk, and ordered 4 birria taco platters, for a total of 12 birria tacos, and also got an order of carne asada fries and a super burrito. Devoured it all, and like >>20383053 I somehow didn't puke. I did however, feel like I was drifting in and out of consciousness by the end of the super burrito.

Had to have been a easy 6k calories in the span of 30 minutes, on top of the calories I had earlier that day/from the booze.

>>20387404
yeah snacking is a plague. I got really dehydrated today from working out in the sun and even though I already at a big dinner and drank like 2 pints of water, I'm still dehydrated so I drank more water but realized I needed something with magnesium so I was forced to eat a few handfuls of cashews which is actually a large amount of calories and definitely puts me over for the day

I’m very likely about to eat an entire supreme digorno myself here in a few when it’s cooled

>>20387457
anytime I make a frozen pizza I immediately plate 1/3 of it for my dad because otherwise I will devour the whole thing in one sitting

>>20386365
I'm not brown, I'm black

Boutta dig in

>>20383037
Ordered 4 of everything I like at taco bell once. The tab was over $40 and I was extremely drunk. I only got down like 2 chili cheese burritos and a chicken quesadilla before a tapped out.

I ate the rest for lunch and dinner the next day. Felt like complete shit on Monday.

>>20387717
the frightening part is that it looks like a lot of food, but I could hoover it in no problem, because you don't actually need to chew fast food since it's formulated for people with no dentures
it's just one step above s0ylent drink
I don't understand fast food in US

Recently I ate a large sausage deep dish pizza (not in one sitting but over the course of the night while I smoked weed). Probably about 3500-4000 calories
For dinner today I had a big platter of sesame chicken and egg rolls
I “binge eat” a lot but not to an extreme degree like some of these posts. 6’ even and 220 pounds. They’re more like cheat meals. Except I’m kinda fat so not really

>>20384630
No I gained it all back

2L of soda daily for 10 years

>>20387923
didn't get into water until I smoked the ganja. it's so good.
soda is good too, i'll have a diet coke once in a while, i love that diet soda aftertaste, regular coke makes my teeth feel funny.

>>20383037
Back in my early 20's, I used to get two large dominos pizzas and eat them throughout the night during my gaming sessions. Would get one with pepperoni and black olives, and another with bacon, sausace, and mushroom. I would down it with around 3 to 4 snapples over a 6 to 7 hour period.

I have no idea how I didn't end up a morbidly obese landwhale, which is also partly why I have no sympathy for people like that. Getting that fat is literally a challenge.

>>20387932
nice. I'm down to 2 coffees low sugar + 1 can a day of diet, still not big on water (I'll drink it if it's there so I make sure it's there. easy enough)

>>20383258
>despite only asking for a shake, I ate two butter burgers and fries before he realized what was going on
fucking kek

>>20387949
Keeping a large (double insulated) cup of ice on my desk and refilling it/topping it with ice for me. Prevents condensation or needing a coaster. There's these "true lemon" water flavor packets that are similar to any other water flavorer, but taste like lemon and not lemonade, I'll sprinkle 1/10th of a packet on the ice before adding water sometimes, a pack of packets lasts me a month. i'd use real lemon but half of it goes bad before i can use it

>>20383416
Some people can break fasts with giant meals
Other people can’t
I can’t
The other guy can’t, either

>>20387769
Boh chipman moment

>>20383037
I was staying in a hotel in a big city for work (i’m from a tiny shithole) a month at a time and every weekend I would order food delivery every day 3 meals a day and did not set foot outside my hotel room. I was trying all the different types of food because where I live the most exotic thing is sushi. so I got all the mexican, korean, middle eastern, etc shit. It was fucking awesome. I put on a ton of weight but it was worth it.

>>20388025
>Mexican
>Exotic

>>20388022
Chipman has a point, any normal male would eat all that for $3500, it's not *that* hard to do. The question is about being able to eat it, not it being a normal meal.

>tfw getting french fries from two different fast food places for the same meal
I feel like other people don't even respect the different nuances

>>20383037
>What's the fattest thing you've ever done?
As in eating food wise? Woke up one morning during Freshman year to cook 4 grilled cheeses, 6 scrambled eggs, a hamburger, fry some tatertots, a pack of bacon whose grease i used for the eggs, grilled cheeses and burger, with 3 2-liter cokes. Downed it all in one sitting while gaming. The only other time I ever had such an urge to eat was recently when I got covid. It put me to sleep for 4 days and then for 3 days I was constantly hungry, i didnt even shit at all during those 3 days.

I am indeed a fatass
Every year I rewatch LotR and I eat like a hobbit
I probably gain like ten pounds between Christmas and new years
My "worst" year was basically this
>popcorn (with nutella to dip it in(if I don't have Nutella, I'll cut up a small of dark chocolate and drop them ontop so it melts)
>pretzel sticks and dark chocolate
>corn puffs (sometimes eaten with white cheddar cheese slices)
>greek plain yogurt to dip the pretzel sticks and corn puffs in
>an apple (good combo with pretzel sticks
>assorted nuts, whatever we have at the time
>actual chocolate covered pretzels, too
>milano double dark chocolate cookies
>storebought ginger bread pastries
>Ferrero Roche (all types)
>lindor chocolate balls
>ontop of all that, add in whatever homemade baked goods I or my mom made for the holidays(both holidays)
>includes but is not limited to
>>coconut squares
>>Doboș(layered Romanian chocolate cake(it's like 10 thin alternating layers of cake and chocolate)
>>homemade holiday cookies
>>chocolate and piatacio cream cake
There may or may not be some items im forgetting. I eat over the course of each movie and the four days it takes to watch. Sometimes I skip on something if I don't have it, but the general rule is, if it's junkfood or homemade baked good and it's in the house when it's time to watch LotR, then it's going in my fucking belly
>pic rel. It's me
This is an ongoing thing btw. I've done it for the past 3 or 4 years and will never stop, even when I lose weight (I'm down like 50lb from my fattest at over 300 btw and am working on losing more)

>>20388224
>I eat like a hobbit
No, you're eating like every fat girl.
>greek plain yogurt
Oops nevermind, congrats on the healthy choice!

>>20388176
>whose grease i used for the eggs, grilled cheeses and burge
Damn that must have tasted heavenly

>>20387946
>>20388025
>>20388146
>>20388176
>>20388224
Current Weight and Height?

>>20388108
>64 floz of drink and 48+ oz of food
>any normal male
You're morbidly a beast

>>20388241
LotR anon here
5'7 about 260

>>20388241
5'3
109lbs

>>20388283
How much is that in cm? I thought i was the manletest around at 165cm. If thats not too indiscreet to ask, anon.

>>20385943
He's not fat, he is just big boned.

>>20388361
I'm 160cm so 5cm shorter than you.

>>20388380

Well, i hope life treats you well. Where are you from? Still overweight?

Ive never been a fatty per se but ive been skinnyfat since forever and im trying to change that since like august by hitting the gym on a regular basis and eating a bit less. Cant get rid of the love handles at all.

>>20388384
California
>overweight
Actually my problem is I'm underweight. 109lb is roughly 49kg.

>>20386873
>The whole order is 8,335 calories
That's about 4 days worth of energy for the average person, in one evening

>>20388388
Dang. So you in here for the keks? Ive been 62-65 kg since forever and i think my weight should be like 59. But im stuck at 62 even if im exercising often and eating less. I dont think my muscles are much bigger.

>>20388224
e ok, doar iese la suprafata antrenamentul de mers la bunici de sarbatori
nu uita piftia sefu

>>20388397
Im >>20388176. I've had many "fat" moments in life. I honestly have an issue of getting extre hungry at times and just eat a crazy amount. Even now I eat more than most people. Saving grace for me is genetics and being active.

>>20388243
The trick is to cram it down before you feel full, so like in under 20 minutes.
Of course, if you're normal you'll puke it back up, but I'll vomit once for a few thousand dollars

>>20388224
Sounds like quite the eating event (The Feast of S’aint Skipping Second Breakfast), but good work on the weight loss. As a former fattie myself I’ve found consistent weight lifting to be the best thing to lose weight, maintain the loss, and look much better.

>>20388403
I think after like 6 or 7 months of going 2 or 3 times a week to the gym and eating less i do feel better and perhaps see a subtle improvement in my figure.

But the biggest thing is feeling that i want to go and exercise. The habit is is finally kicking in.

>>20388402
All my grandparents have passed away, romanianon :(

>>20388405
Yeah I lost most of that through intermittent fasting and weight lifting, but I haven't been doing either for the past few months desu. I need to get back into a proper schedule

>>20388420
Yeah, but you do remember eating ungodly amounts of over the holiday as a kid :(
I still have one grandparent left

>>20388425
Yeah I remember the good times of course
Be thankful for what you have when you have it bros

as a teen I would eat cereal with globs of nutella underneath and a little bit of cold milk drizzled over the top. I'd usually only have one small bowl but I was aware of what I was doing. shit was cash too, the texture was like ice cream but crunchier

>>20388434
Based
Gonna steal this

>>20383258
>despite only asking for a shake, I ate two butter burgers and fries before he realized what was going on. His wife and daughter had to have frozen pizza instead lol

>>20383298
>wife in labor
>go roam around instead of being there for her
>steal some poor underpaid nurses lunch
you sir are the real deal

>>20383037
3 triple baconators
3 large fries
1 large coke

this was like 10 years ago tho, still remember it

how obese would you have to be to value your looks over your diet?

>>20388515
Fucking lmao

>>20383037
One time, after a housewife cheated on her emotionally abusive husband with me, I ate an entire Casey's pizza in the motel room.

>>20383037
I drank one and a half litters of water in 10 minutes.

>>20383037
poutine with bacon....then i put ranch on it too fucking drank rootbeer with it.....dusted that bitch nothing to take home

>>20388243
If I offered $3500 you couldn't do it? Be honest.

>>20383053
Where's the pico and the salsa and the sour cream mate

>>20388677
>>emotionally abusive husband

Whatever lies help you fags get thru it...

Eat all this pot alone.. particulary drunk !

>>20388745
Read the thread, dumbass. You're like a little baby nothing.

>trying to loose some weight a while ago because i was obese, get my coworker to help me
>im poor in my country so my work friend helps me and suggests its cheap to get frozen vegetable (pea and carrots e.t.c) for my diet
>a few days later on at work and he asks hows its going
>i tell him "yes its going quite good but the frozen vegetable it has a bit of a crunch"
>"NO anon you are supposed to COOK it"
>i did not know to cook the frozen vegetable so i was eating it just frozen
>everybody laughing in the office

i was never so embarrassed

Ate an entire 24 pack of Krystal sliders by myself.

>>20389742
based retard lol

>>20383037
There are times when I have eaten pretty much the whole day.
I don't even realize I'm doing it in the moment but afterwards it's quite shocking to think about when I look at the trash or dirty dishes that have been produced.

>>20385631
This joke worked 10+ years ago but now the entire world is obese, USA doesn't even rank among top 10 fattest countries anymore

>>20389745
bullshit

>>20383037
I once made 6 uber eats orders in a single day

>>20389877
NTA but that's not even hard. Would semi consistently order 20-26 sliders from the castle back when I lived out east. Was eating OMAD. Some of the sliders I'd even get double stacked or with an egg
>>20389882
All for yourself? What were the 6 orders. At that point why not just get 1 or 2 big ones

>>20383037
when I was put on antipsychotics I had this insatiable appetite where I could seriously never get enough and it occupied my thoughts at all times. In the ward they would only give a certain amount of food, but there was a dispenser for ketchup mustard and mayo. Also a tea station. I ate ALL of the condiments, emptied the entire cafeteria size bag inside the dispenser and ate it all in a slop. I ate all the tea and sugar too. This went on for months. I gained so much weight pic related.

>>20383037
My family sometimes eats a dish thats just kluski noodles, mashed potatoes, butter, peas, and a bit of chicken. Nothing but carbs and fat. it’s the most unfilling meal I know of.

>>20389882
i'm a fat lazy fuck who gets delivery all the time - rarely twice in a day. how do you fuck up enough to order 6 times? breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, lunch2??, dinner, dessert??? please explain this

>>20383041
Based same shes sso fat

>>20389910
>At that point why not just get 1 or 2 big ones
you think I'm a fatso or something?

>>20383037
idk
maybe eat 2 boxes of 12 icream packs in a day+4 bags of beef jerky and a half loaf of french bread with some scrambled egg in the middle

>>20390022
>>20389910
For two people. Once upon a time, uber ran a 15 bucks off 15 promo where you only pay delivery fees when I was a student, so I signed up several times each day using throwaway emails and online phone numbers, so i ordered some groceries, then breakfast, then dinner, then some pastries, then more dinner and finally a dessert order. It was probably illegal

>>20389944
>gaining that much weight from ketchup and sugar packets
what the fuck

at a buffet where you had to order the food and they bring it out to you, the fucking back must have run out of shrimp or something, because i ordered like 12 and they just never brought it out
so i obviously got more shit, and when i was full, suddenly they found the missing shrimp and brought it out
since there was a surcharge on food you ordered but never ate, i had to stuff those fucking shrimps in my gut when i was already feeling like i was gonna vom

>>20390195
>It was probably illegal
kek

Test

>>20383037
when I was an Uber eats driver some fat fuck guy ordered 4 bags worth of Taco Bell, at least 80 dollars think like 10 crunchwraps and 5 burritos. and didnt leave a tip. I just took one of the smaller bags for myself, didnt give a fuck. He called me all angry and I pretended like the restaurant fucked up his order as I was eating one of his quesadilla. I delivered at least 2000 calories of food to his doorstep and when I saw him in there through the window he was fucking massive

when i was a kid i was addicted to teriyaki, i would order two for myself but once i smashed the two i ordered and then ordered two more. shit a hole in my toilet.

>>20383056
Fucking kek, been there before mate.

>>20384209
Fazoli's is still a thing? We had one in my town that closed up over a decade ago.

>>20383037
Fritos nacho cheese poured over a bowl of hot Cheetos with lime, eaten with a spoon.

>>20386746
this reminds me of a post where anon eats in the bathroom to hide it from his wife

>>20383056
I do that every time I'm splurging on something decadent and there are no witnesses, like eating entire tacos in two bites, just horking down chow by the pound or the fistful, or the eternal bite, where you gnaw and gnaw and it just won't seperate from the main body; slurping, grunting, slobbering, choking, and wheezing in the sounds of gluttony that drive you to rage when you hear them emit from someone else.

>>20387439
Average fitcel thinks like this kek

>>20390874
>AAAAHHHHHHHWWWWWWW OHHHHHH GAAAWDDD OOOOHHHHHHWWWW MMMHHHHYYYYYYY GGGGGAAAAWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDD
AAAAAAAWWWHHHHHHHHHH
FTs1 was kino we did not deserve

>>20389153
Based Village peasant

>>20389944
Holy fuck this one wins the thread

>>20390876
Noob, repressed fitcels. Those not yet ready to admit or come to terms with their inner fatness. They can function that way for years or even decades. Richard Simmons, for example.

>>20390313
>when I saw him in there through the window he was fucking massive
i am reminded of that scene in The Whale where the pizza delivery guy sees how fat his customer is and runs away in terror

>>20389948
Are you maybe from the midwest?

>>20390980
>oh no I ate a handful of cashews my magnesiums muh kidneys
Bruh you have more eating disorders than a fat guy.

>>20389882
At that point it's not about the food, it's about the excitement of your yummy treat

>>20389742
That's an honest mistake dude. Don't feel too bad. Did your parents ever serve veggies. Also, eating frozen fruit from the bag is a healthy treat, so frozen veggies isn't too weird.

>>20389944
I’ve seen you’ve post on /biz/ haven’t I? And yeah antipsychotics make you hungry as a mf. Gained a ton of weight on zyprexa.

>>20389944
you went from an 8/10 to a 4

>>20391144
>>20389944
Did the drugs help you stop being a fucking psycho?

>>20383298
Nursoids BTFO

>>20383856
Smart of you to stop before you went too far.

>>20383037
I once ordered 4 double cheeseburgers and 6 normal ones from mcdonalds i felt like a fucking pig

>>20390195
Certainly a violation of their Terms of Service. For a small fry like you, they wouldn't want to put their ToS in the hands of a court, even civil court. They'd just ban your delivery location and serve you with a cease and desist letter. Considering that start up early on are more interested in impressing investors to raise further capital rather than making a profit, you probably helped their metrics.

>>20388515

>>20390249
look at those chubby feet, it's like he's wearing slippers

>>20390881
for me, it was fatty pacing alone in the garage after another melt down and the fart blast SFX kept getting spammed to him

>>20388527
I also went to jimmy johns for lunch and mcdonalds for dinner. Shit takes a long time, my guy.

My 5'7 140lb friend has on multiple occasions ate an entire case of nutty bars in one sitting with a half dozen cans of coke, a bag of potato chips, etc. He mostly lives off of canned food, microwaved potatoes, lettuce, mustard, and diet coke.