/ck/ - Food & Cooking

holy shit, all-new never-before-seen webms in a webm thread? don't worry, i'm sure HE will show up sooner than later to post pol_gf_tomboy_pizza.webm for the 50th time

>>20380058
Not really a pancake if it ain't cooked in a pan.
This is a fritter.

yumyumyumyumyumyumyum....

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo

post moar, i love these threads

>>20380052
Did you spend your whole Sunday playing with ffmpeg or what ?

>>20380058
what the actual fuck

>>20380062
I feel these needs a shallow fry after being velveted, would rather the fat has the crisp than relying on the glaze.

>>20380066
nice udders, the meat looks good too

>>20380860
Rage bait. It's so tiresome.

>>20380079
>tits doing shit

>>20380860
>Black woman's taste buds so blown out my drugs that she needs to douse food in spice to taste anything
Checks out

>>20380914
it's milk

>>20380860
>nigerians in charge of eating anything but dirt

>>20380091
I do this when making chicken caprese but I also add butter with the oil and it comes out fine.

>>20380079
thats a man

>>20380055
No sauce. Not for me.

>>20380082
kek

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Hello faggot, thread was doing fine without you

>>20380062
She is using the wrong kind of sufar

>>20381286
meds now

called it lmoa>>20380082

>>20381368
What is it about Koreans that drives them to do this?

>>20381234
is thats a man

>>20381331
ef that d*mb wh*r* in her f*rtb*x

>>20381394
she has done porn 9 months pregnant

>>20381418
with what a butt baby?

>>20380860
>nothing comes out

>>20381353
i dont know art but i know what i like

>>20381233
The guys problem (other than looking like a wigger) is that he is trying to reason with a femoid. What was even her original reason for the portion difference? She probably has no idea, herself.

These threads need to go on a hiatus until we get some actual new shit that actually shows everything on video

>>20381829
>uses lemon squeezer for garlic but not the lemons

>>20381339
why are british """people""" like this?

>>20381957
land of the free baybeee

>>20381847
>sunchokes
What

>>20381979
They're a kind of tuber native to north america, apparently pretty easy to grow. Also called Jerusalem artichoke.

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thank you for that. i loved it.

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>>20381418
i fucking hate you.

>>20381240
wtf is he eating raw egg

>>20381244
thot patrol

>>20382263
Двaчyю

This thread sucks. Too much unfamiliar noise, not enough classics.

>>20380052
wtf??
they have feet??

>>20381302
the thing all these "we eat bugs every day, it's normal" videos have in common is that the third worlders wearing adidas shit in these videos always look like it's also the very first time they've eaten a bug

>>20382098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urEwGu7GO-s
Essential viewing. Narrated by my favourite potmaker.

>>20381418
You got a link?

>>20381829
ok but like they didn't can it, but they just put it in a jar. I hope they aren't selling this shit under the premise that it was canned.

>>20380860
>yello peepo dun seson dey food

>>20382811
That video is too long give me a qrd

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OMG IMMA MAAAASSS REPLLLLY AMABUTAKUM

>>20380102
What did he squeeze out of the octopus? Seeing that almost made me gag

>>20382892
I think that's it's beak / mouth

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>>20381286
Mass replying faggots should be killed asap

>>20382808
Yeah because the bugs and maggots are actually pretty fucking gross and you don't get used to them.
Only mealworms and grasshoppers are somewhat edible, and even then they have to be generously seasoned and fried so crispy that they're not recognisable as bugs anymore.
t. used to hang out with hippies and other gross people as a teenager

>>20382944
Do it pussy

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>>20383018
Nice :)

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>>20381302
Nature's gnocchi

>>20382847
i think they just freeze it so they can have a jar of soup whenever

>>20381346
true American heroes

>>20380066
I hate it when I see people pitch whole vegetables into a pot, like that's adding anything. There is a reason why top chefs DICE things, rather than just softball throwing a whole onion onto a plate. Vegetables aren't tea bags, you don't soak the flavor out of them. You have to activate them.

>>20383200
nice rage bait... also i hope you enjoy making bombs because that shit's gonna blow

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>>20383006
>no beef
This is a salad, not a burger.

>>20383024
dating a midwestern girl

Don't even know what animal this used to be. Gonna go with frog though.

>>20380058
who comes up with this stuff

>>20380058
I actually wanna try this slop. Reminds me of cordon bleu

>>20383006
>chick pea "burger"
Why didn't he just call it a falafel

>>20381252
How do we give the Chinese a soul

>>20382860
Jews did 9/11

>>20382969
wow it's rare to see someone miss the point of a post so severely

ESL?

>>20383327
Good shit anon. Tinga is one of my favorite taco types

>>20380058
it would be much better if the fried bits were used to bread the meat instead of this slop filling

>>20381733
kill yourself

>>20382811
That guy needs to stop shouting at me if he expects me to listen to him for 45 minutes.

can someone post the webm of the mustachioed guy serving a plate full of like Mediterranean food? he tops it with a chicken a leg.

>>20380058
had a dream of this last night. woke up with cummy pants

>>20381286
based

>>20383877
anGer eGg >:O

>>20380055
not that much stir or even fry in there

not a webm but fuck it

>>20380078
>"go to horny jail"
>"its what it looks like"

>>20381412
where do i start

>>20383898
kek this one got me

>>20381320
I don't understand how he's still alive
>>20381327
>filled ponuts
God i wish that were me. IWTCIRD

>>20383894
uh.....

>>20382915
none of those are a substantive functional improvement on the original. i guess they're probably better at parting retards from their cash, however, which is ultimately the point

>>20382924
what am i looking at here?

>>20383012
lol why brush them while oil when you're going to stack a ton of butter and pig fat on top?

>>20383909
humiliation ritual

>>20383903
Feels like I haven't seen this in 2 years

>>20384044
>she

>>20381353
anyone have the one where she misses
or did i deream that

>>20380058
r/stupidfood

>>20383909
what can you do if this happens to you as the car driver?
no way that place would just pay cleaning fees right?

>>20384096
I was wondering that too. And most of the butter seems to have melted and been left behind in the pan too.

>>20384115
Dude probably lied on the job application and said he could skate or its just a fuck up, the sanics near me quit offering roller skate service, probably because it increases the risk of your employee snaping their neck or rolling an ankle

>>20383982
Arrested for cannibalism

>>20384053
???

>>20384180
You get a $20 gift card mailed to you after you complain to the manager.

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>>20380837
Nah, it's a succulant meat, not textural. Thit Kho is a dish I make everyone few weeks because it's cheap and similar, but much more rich in flavor.

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>>20381214
I stopped cooking chicken cutlets or quarters or drumsticks on the stove in oil, much easier and faster and cleaner in an air fryer, I set it skin side down and cook at 370 for 20 minutes, flipping half way, and letting it rest inside for an additional five to 10.

>>20384180
a business directly caused interior damage to your car (water damage, sugar impregnation, dye). You'd definitely be able to contact the company directly with the invoice for cleaning and if they didn't pay it you could easily win against the franchise owner in small claims court since theres video evidence.

some companies are actually pretty good about this stuff. I bought a shitty little windshield crack filler once and it made the crack worse and the I called the company and they sent me a check for 320 dollars to replace my entire windshield.

>>20383029
>those eyebrows
>those eyes
that woman is batshit crazy

>>20383275
glass jars explode in the freezer

>>20381836
actually looks good, will try

>>20384236
lmao what a beta

>>20384140
you made me look it up

that appears to be Tam Nakano and as best as I can tell she is a biohole

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code?

>>20382811
interesting vid thanks

>>20383012
at what temp would u make these? i would imagine putting butter into a 450 deg oven would burn it and thats the temp i usually make potatoes at

>>20384523
>at what temp would u make these?
I wouldn't

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Probably 350-375F. The butter could've still been burned in that video since we don't really see any after it's been cooked. But I imagine around 350F it'd be fine.

>>20381310
Aren't these girls underaged? I'm betting you faggots have jacked off to this before.

>>20381310
the astonishing lack of competent parenting on display in the full vid is very upsetting to me.

>>20380093
What is she doing to those garloids?

>>20380860
I bought some Lawrys to try it out, very salty. Just use salt instead, or cajun seasoning.

>>20382912
>sugar
>sugar
>sugar
no

>>20384772
Yeah, it’s candied. Genius.

>>20383898
lmao

>>20384042
I don't quite get it but for some reasons, this video pisses me the fuck off... like, it's not even funny, it awakens an inextinguishable rage inside of me. I just want to curb stomp a toddler.

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Better to use whole young chicken so you can use the carcass to make a quick and dirty chicken stock. Takes extra time but the results are night/day. Alternatively, she should have at least browned the chicken and used the resulting fond as a base for her stock.

>>20381339
I think his hat tips into the soup at the end

>>20384627
Don't think so. They look 25.

>>20384663
link?

>>20380062
I want to eat that and I want to have sex with her right now.

>>20380860
you'd get labeled a racist and arrested for drawing an accurate painting of this little ape in the UK

>>20380066
Ugh I need a chichona Mexican Stacy wife and a house with a outdoor kitchen

>>20380194
kek

>>20381281
Meanwhile the nip is like
>chill fuck out weeb, you are driving away customer

>>20383311
Did they live?

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they are fine

>>20380107
if I put bacon in one of my coddles I'd be laughed out of Dublin, fuck off

>>20380077
ITS NOT STUFFED. ITS JUST PLACED ON TOP OF THE FISH

>>20383885
MOAR

Bigger lips are actually are less ape/monkey trait, humans are the only animals with full lips.

>>20381353
i have feeling she did not brap

>>20380062
Perfect for BWC

>>20380860
Why is the kid making the face chimps do when they feel threatened?

>>20385767
He looks uncomfortable. As if he's been programmed to smile when the camera is pointing in his direction and it's gone on long past the point of making sense to him.

>>20385674
>Bigger lips are actually are less ape/monkey trait, humans are the only animals with full lips.
It's the comical exaggeration of some facial features that make some black people look like monkeys. Yes, only humans have full lips, but don't lie to your bitchass self and pretend tyrones massive set of DSL when genetics smacks him with the ugly stick doesn't make him look like a monkey.

>>20384070
It's a dirt feast!

Banned from my own thread...WTF
>Connection error

>>20384096
You WILL eat the seed oils!

>>20383200
I used to work with scales when I was in maintenance. You shouldn't push down more than the scale can handle, like he does in this vid loading the jar. Those scales can only handle 5 to 10 pounds at most so any extra pressure wears out the springs and it stops measuring correctly.

>>20381339
He's one of those douchebag who parks in front of the garbage bin.

>>20385978
that just means servers are shitting themselves

>>20381829
>people buy peeled garlic
Sick and tired of this world

>>20380091
why wouldn't you flip it in the pan and get a sear on both sides?

>>20382915
>obsessing this much over coffee preparation
>it's all fucking plastic junk that will taste like shit and poison you
phwaghhh

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>>20386475
I thought searing "locked in" juices, wouldn't getting it on both sides retain more moisture in the oven?

>>20381733
>She probably has no idea, herself.
hahahahaha true

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>>20381229
The lack of continuity between the last two shots with the foam levels of the other glasses makes me upset. All the other glasses have a thick head during the chug, then the foam just disappears as he sets down the empty glass.

>>20380055
>stomach ears and liver
god damn wtf

>>20382857
surprisingly, this is accurate pidgin.

>>20386506
People said that a lot but it was a myth. Searing is only for flavor and texture.

>>20380093
>elephant seal noses

>>20384044
would

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this kills the crab

>>20383330
United Pakidom

>>20383898
what are those pills ?
Why orange juice ?

>>20384236
>where da human men at?

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>paki
>ham

>>20380079
isn't this a tranny. i believe i once saw this on the tubes

>>20380860
wtf is wrong with that kid, also wtf is wrong with the mother, strange niggers

>>20381312
probably contact lenses

>>20381331
retard

>>20383885
this is different

>>20383324
They should mention to burp the jars, but otherwise there's nothing wrong with this.

>>20383898
kek

>>20384211
would

>>20383885
Electrocutin' weiners?
BYEAH

>>20381339
Could honestly go for a special fried rice and three Cokes right about now

>>20387174
I love fried rice specials, I know its probably one of the cheapest things for the place to make but shit just hits great with the salt and meats

>>20381275
its hilarious how nobody talks about this guy

>>20383400
snake for sure

>>20383311
>pours dry seasoning on the top of the shells, pretending that does anything
Do yankees really?

>>20387544
>Doesn't understand enough fluid dynamics to so much as boil a crab
Man, Singapore has really gone down hill.

>>20387549
That shit was not boiled, it was steamed. Unless it's cooking in seasoned liquid, it's not fucking getting seasoned.

>>20380091
What's the thing in the oven that he sets the pan on?

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>ok
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2016

>>20383029
>lets just risk giving everyone cancer or some kind of heavy metal poisoning i mean, its not our problem lmaoo

this is why i dont eat food made by anyone but myself. some people are absolute retards and you wont ever know unless you catch them doing retard shit.

>>20387025
>thieves would never steal things to resell because they dont use them themselves

your brain on cultural sensitivity training.

>>20380860
ugly fucking niggers.

>>20380860
I’m going to let all of you anons in here in on a little secret. Did you know that when n-words talk about “seasoning” they are exclusively referring to “Lawry’s Seasoned Salt?”

I’m not joking, it’s an honest to God fact. Next time you get on the subject of cooking while chatting with a n-word ask him what his favorite seasonings are to use while cooking. He’ll stare at you mouth agape before mumbling out some incoherent n-word speak like
“mufuggah ion no not mufuggin gorton ramsay nigga nah mean I’m just usin seasoning nigga”
N-words really have no concept of seasoning, they honestly think all flavor is derived from lawry’s seasoning salt. One time I was invited to my n-word neighbor’s 4th of July bbq. I could hardly contain my excitement because I was finally about to be enlightened by the fabled n-word BBQ, or so I thought.
Imagine my disappointment when I arrived and was greeted with the following

>chicken rubbed with lawry’s seasoned salt

>ribs with dry rub of lawry’s seasoned salt

>mashed potatoes loaded with lawry’s seasoned salt

>salad garnished with lawry’s seasoned salt

>asparagus coated in so much lawry’s seasoned salt that it was entirely crystallized by the time it was done grilling

>every table had a bottle of lawry’s seasoned salt on it “to add some extra seasoning”

It was absolutely unreal. Do you know how many times I was asked to “pass the seasoning” that night? It can’t be counted on both hands. Describing the situation as Lynchian is too kind.
If you ever find yourself dating a n-word and want to impress her grill up some chicken and rub it with enough lawry’s seasoned salt to cure an entire calf. You will be amazed at her eyes light up as she takes her first bite and she showers you with compliments for “cookin’ with soul”

>>20387904
>he doesn't eat dishwasher lasagna
Fucking pleb

>>20387920
Nobody's buying fenced ham.

Another garbage thread where the retard reposter spams the exact same webms as the last thread because he takes any comments on them as compliments to himself. Inb4 "meds now", which is the only retort you have.

>>20386506
>I thought searing "locked in" juices
Nope.

>>20381233
Woman moment

>>20388559
Idk how the Chinese look the way they do while simultaneously drowning all their food in gutter oil.

>>20383029
>Jeep driver
>pants on head retarded
every time without fail

>>20388559
>0:10
everything reminds me of her...

>>20386475
based

>>20380608
lol
what is that stuff?

>>20386475
Who is this guy

>>20388645
EX Celeb Chef

>>20388559
>UNEXPIRED boiling oil
They really didn't need to specify that, the "evil chicken bouillon is also a little sus.

>New Find...
https://www.youtube.com/@kochgenossen/videos

>>20388340
I don't think I'd add more salt with feta cheese. But otherwise a good idea

>>20386506
Cooklets that don't know how to sear properly are now jumping all over some video of some other cooklet that doesn't know how to sear properly as some kind of "proof" that it doesn't work.
Another example of retards validating retards.

>>20381840
Always with the fucking cheese. ENOUGH

>>20388842
WATER FROM MISSISSIPPI RIVER

>>20382263
pure, arrogant, impotent rage