/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20356652
little bit too drab and depressing. where's the presentation? the color? the excitement? this meal is simply dull..

>>20356652
the steak looks burnt

>>20356654
That's because I didn't slice it in that photo

>>20356652
Wew bby. Wew, Marcy. Wew, Stephen. Eating good is on the menu..

>>20356665
is this blue rare?

>>20356683
Med rare, hit 125°F on the smoker then seared in the grill. Also my bacon is probably ready to take off the smoker.

>>20356683
green common

>>20356665
you know op, I was just thinking your steak could use some chimichurri. looks good

>>20356652
Imagine my hairy cock up ur butt

>>20356721
Thanks anon, it was really yummy

>>20356665
Nice

>>20356652
That does look hella good

>>20356665
whered you get that knife?
what do you think of it worth buying?

>>20356665
Good eaters, it’s just like we imagined.

>>20356652
>>20356665
I'd love to eat that right now.

>>20356652
Enjoy your bowel cancer

>>20358493
Right? I was looking at the mushrooms and onions and thinking the exact same thing. Pointless fiber

>>20356654
Say "the plating is bad" in that first pic if u want before OP sliced it up, but if you're depressed when looking at that then you need to stop jacking off so much because your dopamine receptors must be fried.

>>20356652
I fucking hate mushrooms

>>20356652
Looks like everything was flash-fried a little too quick, meat is too rare for me but I would eat it anyway.
Happy eating OP.

>>20356654
This guy is a flamboyant faggot.
OP that looks awesome, perfect meal.

>>20358620
Porcini and Portobello mushrooms mog all the other mushrooms so bad it’s painful

>>20358663
>Porcini and Portobello mushrooms mog all the other mushrooms so bad it’s painful
Actually that's not entirely accurate.

A decent field mushroom fried in butter beats any fancy named shit.

Fact!

>>20356654
Where's the excitement? I see a cooked steak, that's pretty exciting to me

>>20358663
Porcini yes, obviously, but portobellos are bland, basically tasteless.

>>20356652
Looks great, and thank you for making a green vegetable to go with your steak, it annoys me when people serve steak with nothing but starch/carbs

>>20356652
for me it's steak with garlic

>>20356652
You burned the onions and asparagus.

>>20358675
I have bad news for you, those "decent field mushrooms" will likely all have italian and french names too, retard.

>>20356652
decent

i would crush that right now

>>20356654
Stop eating food forever, you don’t deserve any more.

>>20358605
>>20358649
>>20360745
you guys gotta stop projecting

>>20356652
I cant King, I live in bumfuck methhead kansas

>>20356665
Fuck I'm laying in bed starving looking at this.

>>20358663
Portobellos are actually poisonous.

>>20356652
How about you "imagine" what it's like to make a thread without using a canned phrase from youtube or whatever other social media site you regular.

>>20363197
so are false morels but I still eat them

>>20356665
Steak looks yum. I could skip the rest

>>20358663

>>20356652
For fuck sakes, throw away that baking sheet already.

>>20356665
>gay faggot knife
lmao why did you even post this

>>20356652
>>20356665

>>20356652
>>20356654
>>20356665
I HATE steaks that are served already sliced. Why the fuck would you do that? I am an able human who can use a fork and knife, thank you.

>>20356652
ok

>>20358493
apparently everyone's getting that lately, you're not safe

>>20363358
Why don't you like my knife anon?

>>20363510
Anon, it was >1kg and split between two people. It was always getting sliced.

>>20363810
>he couldn't afford a kilo for himself and the bitch who was just hanging out with him for a free meal
Pitiful or clever, I'm not sure which.

>>20363810
Form over function, and it doesn’t even look good (just like yo dick oooohhhhhh)

>>20363810
That does not look like a 1kg steak at all.

>>20356665
>Cuts steak with the grain.
BAKA

>>20356683
nigga that ain't rare that's unheard of

>>20356652
I do this a couple times a month.

>>20356665
... this is some fufu shit. bet you real zesty.

>>20356652
OP you suck at cooking and are gay

>>20363858
>Form over function
???
>doesn’t even look good
Maybe to a brainlet like you

>>20363881
It is

>>20363843
It was with my wife, she basically only has the spinalis. I had everything else.

>>20363884
Rib is already tender enough it doesn't matter

>>20359305
Looks tasty.

>>20356665
Looks amazing, cool knife as well

>>20356665
Disgustingly raw. Learn how to cook retard

>>20360797
That's an eloquent way of saying NO U