/ck/ - Food & Cooking

with horlicks

>heavenly tier
homemade hot chocolate with cream and dutch cocoa

with 8 shots of espresso

>>20351080
i put it into eggnog

>>20351080
I used to wage slave at dunkin donuts and I would make my own chocolate milk. I'd add like 3 scoops of whatever hot chocolate powder I wanted into a large cup of whole milk and use the milk steamer on our espresso maker, the same way we would make our chai latte. Definitely the most frothy and creamy hot chocolate I've ever had

>>20351143
Meant to say make my own hot chocolate *

heavy cream

>>20351080
I melt down Easter chocolate, add some cream, and drink.
Powdered shit sucks after having this

>>20351080
Oat milk.
I refuse to be literally milk-pilled.

>AHAHAHAH WHAT YOU'RE SO CRAZY
>ME I JUST EAT ALL THE CHEESE I WANT EVEN KNOWING IT'LL RUIN ME THE NEXT DAY!
>I GET QUEASY, I GET GASSY, I GET CONSTIPATED, AND SOMETIMES I'LL EVEN VOMIT BUT I'LL NEVER STOP EATING CHEESE!
>OH YOU KNOW YHERES A PILL BY LACTAID THAT HELPS YOU EAT DAIRY WITH OUT THE SIDE EFFECTS! ISNT THAT NEAT??
>NOW I CAN BUY THE PRODUCT THAT HELPS ME CONSUME ALL THE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED MILK I BUY!

hot choccy with oat milk is actually fucking baste. and don't you fucking knock it unless you've tried it. shit is way tastier than cow juice and has a much nicer textcha as well

>>20351640
my parents made me sit at the dinner table every night until I finished my milk. I would get yelled at, they would turn all the lights off and go to bed, the milk would get warm and even more disgusting, etc. If I vomited they would still make me finish it. They did this for 10 fucking years until they mentioned my poor behavior to my doctor who immediately said "you realize he might be lactose intolerant?" "wut".

Yeah no dairy milk for me ever fucking again. I can handle some cheese most of the time, but milk just sits in my stomach for like 36 hours and I can't eat.

>>20351649
Kek what the fuck. Put them in the worst retirement home in the country once they’re old enough (if they’re still alive)

>>20351649
i am so glad that i had a normal upbringing. it shocked me when i found out that a large percent of kids at school have no food at home, or they're even homeless

>>20351640
>>20351642
I hope you make your own. Processed oat milk from the stores barely contain any oats and shouldn't even be classified as food.

>>20351649
Having unintelligent people shouldn't be allowed to have children, jesus christ...

>>20351695
>I hope you make your own.
That's a nice thought anon, but ain't nobody got time for that.

>>20351723
>100g of oats
>Pinch of salt
>1l of water
>Blend until smooth
That's literally it. You can add whatever you want for flavor to the mix before blending.

>>20351723
Blend up oats and water, leave it to sit in the fridge overnight, strain through basic mesh strainer or cheesecloth. Boom! Done.
inb4
>it still has chunks and particulate in it
Yeah, so? They're oats. It's good for you. You better not throw out the strained solids either.

>>20351731
Well it's not crazy hard, but the cost of ingredients, plus time, plus the fact that your home oat milk will have a shelf life of like 4 days rather than the pasteurized stuff just doesn't make it worth it. I buy 1.5L for like $4. I ain't buying piles of oats and filters and shit just to have it go off within a week. I just don't drink enough of it. If I was having a bowl of cereal, a coffee, and cheeky hot choccy every day maybe but I don't do that

>>20351640
>>20351642
Enjoy your diabetes, ignorant anons

>>20351740
fatty liver disease

>>20351080
I like it strong and bitter with chili. The buzz is like espresso, but euphoric and soul-warming. Imbibe it prior to love-making!

For two servings
>1/3 cup baking cocoa
>1 1/4 cup boiling water
>2 tbs grated piloncillo (sub dark brown sugar)
>1/8 tsp kosher salt
>1 tsp ancho or chipotle chili powder
>optional 1/2 tsp cinnamon or 1/4 tsp vanilla extract

Mix dry ingredients, pour over boiling water, stir. Let steep for 3 minutes, then pour back & forth between two containers to aerate and develop a foamy head. Serve warm.

Usually orally. Usually.
>>20351728
Add a little oil to the oats and mix it by hand before the water. Improves taste and texture of the oat milk. It will still suck, tho. Cuz it's oat milk. And oat milk sucks.
>>20351731
Use superfine mesh, like a chinois.
>>20351734
Oats don't go off in a week. With the barest minimum of planning (as in simply putting that shit to soak the night before), you can have fresh, cold oat milk for pennies. A kg/2lbs of oats makes 10 litres/quarts of oatmilk and only costs $2-3US vs $20-30 for the same amount of shopbought.
My brother is a faggot IE vegan who, despite earning well into the six figures and living in one of the wealthiest parts of the US bitches about money a lot. His wife doesn't work, he's got his jeep and whatever that other car is to maintain, high ass property tax and he wasted money on food a lot. I told my SiL how to make oat milk and she does that now. That saves them a couple hundred dollars per year. Not a lot in the grand scheme of things, especially compared to their $10k+ property tax bill, but it's still saving something and every little bit helps. And idk and you but for me, my missus and my SiL, we get pleasure eating/drinking things we made.
>>20351080
srsly, tho, I melt Hershey's special dark in s double boiler then whisk in 1:1 mix of half-and-half and whole milk, hot.
First time my son had hot cocoa from a powder, he retched. We stopped in at a coffee shop to warm up after playing in the snow and I got him a hot chocolate.

>>20351760
>Use superfine mesh, like a chinois.
My point was that you don't need specialty equipment to make oat milk.

>>20351770
I didn't consider the possibility that someone might think of superfine mesh as specialty equipment but I see your point in that. Just a strainer, then.

>>20351649
Dear Anon, you might have narcissistic or neglectful parents. Look into it, because it could be the answer to some mental problems you may have (you're on 4chan, let's not beat around the bush). Mine made me sit at the table alone for hours crying until I finished my plate. Most of the times it had adult portions of veggies and meat and my mother couldn't cook for shit.

>>20351657
Follow this anon's advice and look around for reviews about elderly abuse. Put them in such a home, it is probably also cheap.

>>20351642
>cow juice
I no longer trust your opinion as you seem biased.

>>20351956
see >>20351948

>>20351957
?

>>20352015
you labelled anon as "biased" without reading the thread.

hot chocolate with coconut milk

>>20352054
>Fat content: 17% - 19%
Holy shit

>>20352038
I don't get it? I have written >>20351948
and >>20352015. I have commented the thing about narc parents. Where do i call someone biased in my comment?

>>20352114
sorry anon, I just thought the cow juice accusation was a little confrontational is all

>>20352138
You're right, it is confrontational, but I wasn't the cow juice commenter :D. Btw about the thread: fat milk + pure cacao + sugar + vanilla extract is the patrician choice.

>>20352159
you WERE the cow juice accuser anon don't be glib!

>>20352066
coconuts are wild man

>>20351640
Brown hands typed this