/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She's a keeper

>>20346670
Looks like she's also your mother. Underage detected.

>>20346670

I forget how many 'tism people post on this board.

Assuming that this isn't a troll post, good for you, OP. When autistics date each other they seem to have a happiness and level of fulfillment only matched by when two nerdy, soyboy type gay dudes date each other.

>>20346670
Comfy, I hope you ting-ed the glass with your fork and proposed a toast.

>>20346700
>two nerdy, soyboy type gay dudes date each other

>>20346704
yes I love when she gets me choccy milk at the store :)

>>20346670
A meal fit for a king.

is she aware of your autism diagnosis?

>>20346670
It will taste good, but that's not very healthy.
>Just drink regular milk
>No need for fries with nuggies
>Just replace the nuggies with regular chicken
>Get some fruit in there, cantaloupe would be good here

>>20346670
I say 0 of ten, hopefully she puts more effort into sucking your wang. It lacks greenery and looks like some shit from one of those michelan star restaurants, it looks dead like a dead fish.

>>20346670
That's airplane food, you can't fool us for long.

>>20346731
OPs "GF" is obviously his mother so I guess she knows.

>>20346670
Would impregnate.

>>20346670
cute
i want to kill myself

>>20346670
Looks about as retard and peasant as possible

>>20346670
I was hoping from the thumbnail it was goldfish. I'm disappointed

>>20346670
They must love each other if she gives him chef boyarrdee mac and cheese. It makes me wonder what the non fancy nights are on about.

>>20346741
what a joyless retard lmao

Dino nuggies + mac & cheese, this has to be in some frozen section.

>>20346670
>choc
>mac
>dino-bites
>crappy fries
Do you mean your mom?

>>20346670
This brings me back to being a kid. Minus the fries, I would eat the same exact thing; I rate it a nine.

>>20346670
your GF is feeling nice but if you dont start eating her actually nice cooked meals (assuming you dont) she will actually get mad

>>20347497
OP posts all the "momcest" porn on /b/

>>20346670
This board is the reason why I feel better about my own cooking

>>20347736
name/trip fagging has been scientifically proven to be the most homosexual thing in the universe, followed closely by actual homosexuality

>>20347740
Well it’s a good thing my boyfriend is coming over tonight lol

>>20347736
you don't have to come here for that, just look at any 20 something fmoid's cooking Ls. though to be fair, thanks to you cunts ruining the internet jewgle search results are now filled with nothing but safe corporate slop of smiling women with a kitchen photoshoped in

>>20346670
>make all my own food
>beef stew, tacos, carbonara, anything I think of, I watch a couple YouTube videos, go shopping, and make it from scratch
>amassed a decent bit of home cooking skills, give me a few hours of prep and I can probably make anything you want me to make, and it'll taste pretty good/close to what it's supposed to taste like

I always thought this was a good skill that women would like in men, I always imagined my imaginary GF bragging to her friends "yeah my BF just made an awesome 3 course meal for us last night, shit was so cash, meanwhile you bitches are eating greasy expensive lukewarm takeout/frozen nuggets, fries, and instant Mac and cheese with your basic bitch BFs because neither of you can cook, lololol sux 2 be u"

Given that I've never had a GF and I'm 30 now, I guess I'm wrong about that, like I've been wrong about most things in this world.

>>20346670
did she order food from the kids menu and you're just telling us it's made by her

>>20347978
>imagine imagining an imaginary gf
grim...but relatable

>>20347978
You weren't wrong, but you actually have to talk to girls if you want one of them to date you.

You're not gonna find a girlfriend on 4chan.

>>20346670
5

>>20347978
Wow... maybe I once thought that too...
Anyway, no, it's not true. Be good looking or be a good $$$ provider. That's all they care about.

>>20347978
it helps if you have basic social skills and aren't an uggo

>>20346670
Unironically pretty based if true. The ketchup in a little ceramic dipping bowl is a nice touch. I hope she's real anon

>>20347745
holy shit i get so hard knowing other women will fuck big hung men while i get denied like a little beta loser. please fuck him good, and cum together hnghh

>>20348210
Dude wtf lol

>>20348208
she is and she's actually very good at cooking here's a meat loaf she made, i love love meatloaf!!

>>20346670
Is this where we post our normie meals?

>>20347978
>Meet a girl
>Talk for a bit
>Offer to cook her a meal
>Peen in vagene
It's that simple anon, you're overthinking it.

>>20347736
don't be mean my gf is the best at cooking, she made these pancakes a different time

I made this for my fiance but the fucking rice cooker broke that night and I was too mad at it to remake rice on the stovetop.

>>20349430
Would be good with onions and pickles instead of cheese

>>20349985
There were also home grown/canned pickled jalapenos, carrots, and onion too.

>>20349402
you mean penne in vagenne

>>20349402
>talk for a bit
this is the magic part that's never explained
I'd love to see a transcript from a first date but the participants can't know they're being recorded or it's worthless

>>20350046
Yeah but instead of the cheese

>>20347295
>added sugar
>pufas
>overprocessed crap
>implying any of this will bring you joy

>>20346670
What's the purpose of the pasta if you're eating fries already? Bad and highly autistic combo

>>20346670
I don't really hate on people who have childish taste buds as long as they're open about it before meal time

>>20346670
comfy cummies to (you) OP