/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20321333
>you now remember a time when you used to see decent recipes in these threads instead of just incel rage and race bait

>>20321341
>decent recipes
you mean uncookable tiktok visual bait?

authentic turkish snails

>>20321341
Maybe you could do less remembering and more posting then?

>>20321357
authentic paki bird nests

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>>20321333
>sand roasting

>>20321346
This tiktok bullshit really kicked into gear only around 4 years ago anon. Also I can't believe it's already been 4 years since the apocalypse happened.

>>20321333
>THE HEAT FROM THE SAND COOKS THE EGG

>>20321375
I know these people don't probably have ready access to cheap teflon pans and whatnot but... is there really any better way to do this than pour the damn thing on hot sand? The damn shell could probably work as a makeshift pot for fucks sake.

>>20321375
Grim, the shot of the white man, representing civilization, was the only uplifting part of this video

how to prepare a delicious stale potato soup and go blind with the whole family 1/2

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>>20321372
extra-spicy

>>20321375
this had to be the niggers pulling the guy's leg

>>20321391
he was egging the african man to cook the egg in the sand which he would not normally do. Another humiliation ritual inflicted upon the san tribe by the white man.

>>20321402
i dtink this? yucky

>>20321422
The way you type...sounds like you're drunk already, so what do you care what it looks like?
>captcha: VDKRT

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>>20321406
those arent potato niggers

>>20321333
extra crunchy

>>20321402
Looks like she separated out the heads (the stuff that can hurt you badly) of the distillate so it's probably just meh vodka.

>>20321346
>Tiktok
Just say you're underage and get it out of the way

>>20322707
? what are you supposed to call it? "that godnabit fiddly doo-ha the kids into"

>>20322707
okay, you're underage

>>20321357
Looks overcooked to hell

>>20321333
I want to complain but it's probably way healthier than the alternative

>>20321365
I desperately need to operate that machine

Good webms, better than the same old stale stuff. You're doing god's work OP

>>20322697
>just meh vodka.
why do you say that? methanol is poison (on a level separate from ethanol)

>>20322786
Right, she pulled all the foreshots off (no menthol and other horrors), so no one will go blind.
Maybe it's the best tasting vodka in all of China, but maybe it's meh. As long as it doesn't smell of hairspray that's good enough.

looks cute, but how do you eat this shit?

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>>20323457
how did they find the red cucumber to create the red fish?

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>>20323457
This really is like that video where she cooks icecubes

>>20323457
>looks cute, but how do you eat this shit?
how do you eat a whale? one bite at a time

>>20322697
She separated the heads into the round, textured glass. The same glass reappears a few seconds later with liquid still in it which she starts filling again. She separated off nothing.

how to squeeze the last drop (no homo)

>>20321341
Um. No I don't. webm threads were initially regularly deleted because they were a magnet for funposting. This was shortly before al/ck/ got exiled. They eventually have up on deleting webm threads but retained the al/ck/ prohibition.

>>20321357

wy pipo don't season ther forks

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>>20321357
>no dusting of sugar at the end
literally inedible

>>20323662
i think it was dipped in sugar syrup after it came out of the oil

>>20321390
their brain is literally incapable of innovation or invention

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>>20323608
One of these is not like the others

>>20323666
oooo

>>20323669
the one with toblerone skid marks?

>>20323673
oh shit a ghost

>>20321333
this reminds me I ate some clams last week and each time my teeth crunched down on a single grain of sand I wanted to kill whoever prepared them.

>>20321390
If they had half a brain they'd put it on a hot rock

>>20323683
Kek

>>20323585
this works great but I tried it one night when I was cooking after a small bit of wine, the absolute lack of friction on my hob made me yank my entire dinner onto the floor, ate a handful of shredded wheat and went to bed

>>20323614
Replace the hand one with a foot and I'll buy your food

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>>20323458
Wholesome. Easily the best new webms posted in a very long time. Well done.

>>20324335
the fish fins and tail are cool and seem skillful, all the plate smudges are a bit overplayed

>>20321357
my blood glucose level spikes just looking at this

>>20321357
I was genuinely disappointed this wasn't a Turkish recipe for cooking snails.

>>20321375
>animal planet
kek

also, they hadn't found a flat rock to cook the egg on??

>>20324539
I think that most of these, including the time they fed Anthony Bourdain some warthog anus, are mainly the bushmen trolling the camera crew.
I know that's what I would do if some self-important retard came to my house and announced he wanted to taste the food of my people

>>20322711
kek

>>20324554
>lmao gringo actually believes our fountain of youth bs story. watch them discover malaria

>>20321357
All that effort to shape the thing into a spiral and cook it that way, only to chop it into nondescript little chunks for serving in some container...
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

>>20324873
How would you have made it?

>>20324886
Probably in little 2 inch segments in the first place since that was the desired end result.
Think, McFly, think.

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>>20324893
it's easier to cook that way and the spiral is the best shape to fill the pan

>>20322760
Dude! what the hell is wrong with you? Stop. Reposting. My. Grinder.

>>20324893
Would be easier to fry them in one long piece, though. Cut them before or cut them after.

>>20321357
>tfw i eat too much fiber

>>20321375
Why not throw the whole egg into the heat and basically make a hard boiled egg?

>>20325449
It would take a really long time to finish cooking. A regular chicken egg takes 10-15 minutes. But a lot of time these people are just putting on a show for the camera.

>>20321390
There are pans hanging in the background

>>20323457
When I worked in the dining hall during college one of my coworkers would make food art like this for displays. He started by doing it for an event and management liked it enough they asked him to keep doing it.
He told me once "people often ask me if I'm an artist, but no. I'm just a stoner" while he was carving a face into an eggplant.

>>20325659
A true modern day Basquiat

potato spiral

>>20325964
would eat the shit out of that

>>20323618
This is great. My retarded ass could probably do this.

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>>20323686
It's salt.
I know I know, I thought it was sand before, but I've seen this cooking technique get posted before.

>>20321365
>gloves
yep, definitely not india

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>>20323624
Post the one where the guys smash pots and splatter sauces all over the table.

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>>20323457
/ourguy/

>>20321333
is this dude cooking with hot sand or is this some horror beyond my comprehension

>>20325659
>He told me once "people often ask me if I'm an artist, but no. I'm just a stoner" while he was carving a face into an eggplant.
Unironically makes him a way better artist than whatever pretentious trust fund kiddies the big art schools shit out nowadays.

>>20326385
>keto mac and cheese

>>20325964
>Shit Sagar Fast Food

>>20326021
>It's salt.
>it's brown
what's the percentage of human fecal matter at that point?

>>20326290
kek

>>20326385
decent slop, but why not just use minced meat instead of adding steak?

>>20326415
There's literally pasta in there.

>>20326475
Imagine being this divorced from your own culture. Chinese people keep putting more food on your plate when you finish the plate they served. It's offensive to clear your plate, implying you could have eaten more than you were provided.

>>20326484
I think he was supposed to leave a peas or something. Apparently clearing your plates is telling the host you were starving and would have eaten dog food

>>20326460
a'ight, so what's the difference mr expert?

>>20326486
she looks 12 and 75 at the same time, kek

>>20326487
looks like a porno

>>20326474
tiktok bio is
>help fund my reduction!

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>>20323611
>melted plastic
hell yeah brother

>>20326640
yeah that one was weird, what are they trying to achieve? are you supposed to eat the plastic? otherwise why not just drop the chocolate directly on the food?

>>20326007
>glazed cookware
>gas
shiggy

>>20326458
>assuming ketards know whats in their food

>>20326642
advanced metaphors I guess
the dripping chocolate symbolizes the lower classes eating shit

sheeeeeit

>>20326674
people like him are inspirations for gun control

>>20326460
not surprised that the pizza from california has fewer emissions

>>20326683
curious, to me it makes me want to control something else

>>20321333
As >>20326021 already said: that's salt:

Try this video (English subs available): roasting wheat on hot sand in the Canary Islands to make their traditional "gofio" meal.
https://youtu.be/TcA5Fz8Qzo8?t=83

>>20326385
AYE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEAR BOTH SIDES BEFORE YOU POUR IN THE OTHER INGREDIENTS

>>20326674
Kek, how'd that shitty pan withstand that? Idk shit about guns, but was it a little .22 or something? I wonder if the bullet went through the wall and killed his mother.

>>20326007
ngl bros i would fuck the shit out of xer, does that make me gay?

>>20327193
It's not gay as long as she has feminine penis.

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>>20321341
lol i don't either and ive been hanging out in /ck/ since 2011

>>20326964
From that indent in her belly, you can tell the tranny is sucking her stomach in

>>20323608
stop playing with your food

>>20326531
Thats lauren phillips anon

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>>20327452
Fuck

>>20325964
Lol the idiot is salting tf out of them over the marinade! That shit must be salty af

>>20327518
its a cheap way to make sloppa taste good

>>20323457
>but how do you eat this shit?
You don't. It's purely decorative. But of course you can choose to eat it.

>>20327452
what a gigachad

>>20324893
The spiral maximises crispy surface area while remaining as one large piece to handle. A bunch of tiny bits will float around in the oil for longer and come out uneven.

>>20327460
i'd let her chop my cock, if you know what i mean

>>20325964
> It’s a potato, it doesn’t have much surface area to be touched with dirty bare hands
>Apu: Hold my saag paneer

>>20327155
Might’ve been a blank.

>>20326674
I can sympathize. Just last week when I was reading in the park I shot my book.

>>20326415
Oh you are right. I thought she was pouring shredded cheese in the pan.

But seriously, why not use two pans?

>>20327519
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>20327452
Seeing this I'm glad I made the jump when I still had time. Was chugging 2 to 3 liters of beer every evening for a couple of years. One day I thought it's enough and didn't buy any beer when shopping. When I felt the urge I just took out some diet coke and drank that instead. Now (2 years later) I can have beer in the house and only drink one or two bottles at weekends.

I'm not gonna lie it would suck big time not being able to do moderate drinking anymore if I would be a real dry alcoholic. But I managed to cut it down to normal levels now.

>>20327560
>defeats the jar of pickles
>gets defeated by gravity instead

>>20326964
>got hot and bothered
so you needed to stop your human moment and ignore your partner and upload a tiktok video? Kill all wymmin and all wyimin presenters

>women feeling anything

>>20326469
should have posted the followup

>>20327652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qlnOSSisoo

>>20326459
love this

>>20326007
Does this count as cooking?

>>20327535
haha holy fuck what a little gremlim piece of shit haha idiot

>>20326459
kek

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>>20327555
Faggot why do you constantly feel the need to shit up every single thread with the same hundred webms we've all seen a thousand times? It was funny the first dozen times, now it's just fucking annoying and ruins the thread every time. Please do everyone a favor and get some new material

>>20327885
take your meds not everyone lurks 4channel 24/7

>>20321357
why spiral it if you're just gonna mash it anyway....

>>20321365
imagine working there and having to listen to them talk about shitcoins

>>20321390
>The damn shell could probably work as a makeshift pot for fucks sake
if the sand is hot enough to cook it poured out, its hot enough to cook it like a boiled egg in the shell
fucking stupid

>>20327505
Never stop posting this.

>>20327521
This is confusing me because she changes her clothes for different characters.

>>20326479
this is kinda based for them to do in election year

>>20326465
are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

>>20326485
Sauce?

>>20326485
insane that they're white, i havent seen this creativity since a late 90s early 00s JAV

>>20328138
looks like soy sauce

>>20327885
Let him post

>>20327917
Did you save anymore ShoeNice chugs? I've been looking for them after they were scrubbed from youtube.

>>20326475
kek the look on that oba-chan's face is priceless

that soiboy looks like a retard and the slut is probably a slag anyways

>>20321365
That stuff tastes oily and sweet with no other flavour. It's the most boring snack ever.

>>20321390
It's salt not sand.

>>20327552
looks like good pizza.
surprised the fatass could only eat one though

fake and gay

>>20324305
>after a small bit of wine
that's bullshit, but I'll believe you

>>20327885
based. fuck him

>>20328212
How does he cook the eggs without rice to heat them up?

>>20328138
Some russian femdom shit,Godess Valeria or something

>>20328183
Not sure, I made them within the past month or two, I could also go to his tik tok to see if he did anything else

>>20328214
Its from The Whale, he downs tow larges and pukes

>>20328352
>purges like a bitch
what a fuckin woman at least enjoy your food and forget about your problems.

>>20328361
I don't think he actually purges, he just barfs.

>>20326674
Forgot to use his clearing log.

>>20322711
LMFAO

>>20326459
Fuckin cute bud.

>>20322718
gottem, but please don't be snarky irl

>>20326483
icarly

>>20328366
who the fuck cares he probably saw some ugly whore single moms trying to offload their kids onto him and whitewash their whore pornstar past with marriage

anyone would throw up at the thot.

>>20327193
Not at all. The modern concept of sexuality is a psyop spook anyways.

>>20326007
Would.
>>20326468
Would.

>>20321375
They are eggscavating their egg.

Also the sand/soil unironically contain trace minerals that those people rely on. Like Haitian mud cookies.

>>20326485
Humiliation ritual

>>20326465
What in the fuck

>>20329219
Long explanation short, a certain kind of chef believes that the more pain an animal experiences shortly before it is killed, the more delicious it is

Sometimes they won't even kill the animal, and serve it to you vivisected and dying

>>20324305
kek I made a similar mistake sober...tomato sauce really scalds your skin

>>20326465
lmao I like this style of food

>>20327691
>eating to restore HP

>>20329301
>a certain kind of chef
the chinese kind?

>>20328212
he may only leave once all the eggs are gone

>>20323611
>chocolat en levitation

>>20329465
still don't get that one, do you eat the plastic?

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>>20321406
Methanol poisoning from distillation is hugely overexaggerated. The times it's happened were because of intentional adulteration with large quantities of methanol.
Even if you didn't remove the heads the treatment to methanol poisoning is ethanol so you'd just get a wicked hangover.
Worst case scenario would be if for some fucked up reason someone chose to drink just the heads but even then in most batches you will have very little methanol because it's frankly not a big product of fermenting a good base

>>20326463
I hate mutts so much, especially white trash leftoid brand

>>20327516
God bless potatoes. I have a sweet potato I forgot about because I didn't put it with my other ones and it's got leaves and everything. I threw it in a box outside and it will never give up

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>>20329301
whiteys will have empathy for seafood but wouldn't even blink if a fellow whitey would get turned into mincemeat

>>20327691
You falling for this is like boomers falling for Obama.

>>20329515
or like magatards falling for Drumpf

>>20329515
The only problem Obama had is that the Republicans hated democracy and refused to collaborate. That then became the theme of democracy. It's now a scramble for becoming the dictator of USA.

>>20323611
>A
>Fucking
>Leaf

>>20326460
If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: You've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid, and everybody's very rude.

>>20326463
Tipping is stupid. Unionize, you fucks, and demand adequate payment.

>>20329543
how do they get the salt to be brown? shit in their hands?

>>20329552
i didn't even know this was a thing in the first place to think about recycling it, kek

>>20329556
>hard inedible rinds from hard cheese like Grana Padano or Parmigiano-Reggiano
isn't the point of those types of cheese to grate them with metal tools into dishes anyway? i've never eaten a slice of Parmigiano, do people really do this?

>>20329556
It works surprisingly well. I used to keep the rinds around to throw in soup or stock, but they never seemed to do anything very worthwhile.

>>20327546
does anyone got the one of Ja/ck/ making the non newtonian sauce and looking perplexed at breaking physics on a simple recipe?

>>20329521
uhhh that's fake and gay, reps are not that based to kick out anti american subhumans like democrats

>>20329546
>american unions even though their only goal is to decrease living quality and chimpout at anyone who actually cares about workers
rewarded mutt spotted

>>20323668
>incapable of innovation or invention
*pokes holes into make-shift hour glass to accelerate time*

>>20326486
>low income
>pre-packaged chopped basil

>>20326964
I don't know about you all but I'd be a lot more accepting of trans people if I felt like they had their shit together in any aspect of their life
It's like, chop your tits off, whatever, but LEARN WHAT A FUCKING POTATO MASHER IS

>>20329739
there's a reason those people are low-income, anon

>>20329544
>it's been three hours
>no one has commented on the fact that the chicken cordon bleu is folded on a blue ribbon

>>20327464
thats the best meal shoenice has had all year

>>20326465
These animal abuse videos are child porn tier illegal in the US by the way. Law created due to thirdies ransoming the welfare of animals on youtube.

>>20327885
Zoomers don't know what files are. They need the same ones posted over and over or they stop existing.

>>20322711
lol

>>20329552
*is the most chewy shit ever in your path*

>>20329745
Anyone mentally ill enough to self harm is a danger to others. There is no exception to this.
Self>family>community>enemies

>>20330003
>danger to others
In what way?

>>20329544
I want one hot off the conveyer

>>20327885
It's a bot.

>>20327560
luv me some pickles

>>20321390
They're doing it for the TV show.

>>20321413
I think that has to be the case at least for some of these, especially when it comes to these larger explorer-type shows
The tribe probably gets great return business putting on the noble-savage act for television crews

>>20330330
its just some autist shift clicking his ck folder

>>20321402
>mixing the head back in
FOOL

>>20329497
Home brewers are the most likely to get too much methanol because they're not really doing a controlled fermentation.

>>20327452
fake as fuck

>>20329542
sounds like a fun time

>>20330529
alcoholics are not real? or not on tiktok?

>>20330529
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5M9b5fjIYEU
seethe

>>20330572
he looks really healthy for a 20 year alcoholic, the other guy may be right that it's just acting

>>20329754
...my god

>>20330564
Considering that he's exposing his secret hiding places on the internet, odds are good that it's fake.

>>20330859
A key part of media literacy is looking at the context of the source.

>>20330881
>media literacy
nigga you are just watching tiktok, the lowest form of entertainment, not reading Tolstoi

>>20321402
How the fuck did we ever learn how to make alcohol?

>>20330455
You ever see those travel shows that go to China and have a segment on 'ancient Chinese martial arts' and they show a young lad doing Chinese wuxia training or some shit watched by some old geezers and they're all dressed up like monks? It's all an act, they do train but in modern gyms and they don't wear monk outfits, just regular gym clothes.

>>20330892
Good lad, continue consuming it completely uncritically.

>>20330945
>Critical TikTok Theory

>>20329549
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kala_namak

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>>20323458
Cool stuff.

>>20324915
Post your grindr

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>>20323614
Some are pretty slick.

>>20325964
Pretty good twist on standard curly fries.

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>>20329739
Everyone working 2 jobs and caring for a family have time to cook from scratch, right? Poor people are poor because they eat tacos sometimes instead of rice and beans every meal, right? On your 20 thousandth bean can you'll have dug yourself out of crippling debt. At the 30 thousand bean can level, you can afford higher education. At 50 thousand, a downpayment on an apartment that doesn't have wheels.

>>20329521
>republicans
>refuse to collaborate
If I didn't have experience with Republicans and gun laws you might be able to trick me, but I know those retards don't do shit without bending over backwards to give Dems a handy.

>>20327511
the west has fallen, supporting ugly mudslimes

>>20326463
>25% tip on a delivery item
>Delivery guy bitches
This is bullshit.
20% is more than generous, especially since there's probably a delivery fee on top of that too.
I've done food delivery before. you should be happy with $2-$3 delivery, especially if there aren't special instructions.
You are getting a standard hourly PLUS tips.
>6 hour shift=minimum $60+ 20x ~$3 in tips...
If you're getting fucked on gas or by having to split tips, that's on YOU for willingly staying at a place that's fucking you.
Fuck that entitled asshole delivery fuck.
Also-ALWAYS check the pie before paying.

>>20326385
would

>>20326478
monochrome man has a point

wwyd and be explicit

>>20327511
>nooooo you can't retaliate to our raid on peaceful citizens that we promised to do again
>that does it i'm not buying your coffee

>>20331053
>Poor people are poor because they eat tacos sometimes instead of rice and beans every meal, right?
this but unironically

>>20329719
attention workers it has been 1 minute since our last dumbest workplace comment. please use your brains with greater care in the future for the good of all.

>>20327885
He derives mental pleasure from annoying others.
>>20327917
You've been posting the same old clips for months ad infinitum. There is no excuse for your behavior. You're taking up space for fresh webms with spam.

>thread spammed to bump limit by the same garbage webms with the same troll filenames as the past X threads

>>20327521
Weird how you can see the ugly Australian accent in the way she shapes her lips.

>>20331418
Ching chong girls with aussie accents are hot

>>20331268
So tiring, isn't it?

>>20327467
Communist's dream food

>>20329548
>Surly boi inside his egg fort
>/an/ playing as actual animals
lost

>>20327464
how is shoenice alive?

anyone have the webm of the small woman eating a heug sandwhich

>>20321375
Bullshit invented for the show. No way this is real.

>>20326474
boobie goldberg