/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20305841
No, gross, hidden

Damn bro I wonder why these videos are in every algorithm of any Westerner who viewed any food related video on a CCP owned app! It's totally as natural as the Kenyans who are mocking these videos without any outside input at all, they're totally able to engage in satire like that. Please pay no attention to the infrastructure programs China funds in Africa.

>>20305854
Actually it’s everyone else that’s late to this. Disgusting Indian street food videos have been on 4chan for years.

>>20305852
This made me cringe.

>>20305865
Yes, but now it is part of a psyop between the US and China. There are very intentional "look at how clean this street food in India is!" videos funded by the NSA who clearly set up the shops to pass Western food standards. Same thing as CCP agents scouring social media/shops for the absolute worst. Nothing coming out of the Indian Internet is natural

>>20305861
yummy cement paste

>>20305877
What the fuck are you talking about? There’s some international global conspiracy to discredit India by making it like a disgusting landfill?

>>20305861

>>20305841
>street food
Idc what country it is, where it is, what day it is, street food nasty.

>>20305854
i’ve heard that these videos are actually from pakistan and this is basically what poor people eat

>>20305995
What is this and why is there no uniformity? How come some get lemon, some get lime, some just get spice and goop?

>>20306026
apparently its made from chickpeas

>>20306001
Was that a cow shit fire? You think it smells and tastes shitty when its ash and ember like that?

>>20306005
That's mostly just Indians coping (both countries are the same anyways)

>>20306030
Sweet cinnamony watery hummus. Yum.

>>20305856
based

>>20305841
why do you think a milkshake is suddenly special just because it's in india? There's nothing remarkable about this

>>20305841
these are the people coming in to your country now. its gonna be awesome to be able to taste this.

>>20305992
These people have relatives in the UK.

>>20306031
lets hope its only cow shit

>>20306038
The joke is that it's unsanitary as heck.
You must be a thirdie to not see it.

>>20306005
>>20306034
A lot of Bangladesh in there from what I hear too.

>>20305982
Anyone who has taken the pindia challenge knows that india is a subhuman continent sized garbage dump.

>>20306026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaR8yq_GWG4

Indians aren't real

>>20306115
Another case of Indians trying to push the embarrassing shit they do on their neighbours not realising we view them as all the same people.

>>20306175
There's nothing I find more disgusting than racism that is too broad. If you're going to be racist, you've got to know specifics.

>>20306194
*Takes a big sloppy shit on the ground* dinner time anon!

>>20306205
The point of racism is to insult, it means nothing to use the wrong one. It's like calling an American a "bong" and mocking him for eating mushy pea slop. It doesn't work.

>>20306194
I kinda agree but there really isn't much to differentiate on, they all eat the same shit, they all live in filth, their culture is all very similar. It's not like how American niggers are different to their African brethren.

>>20305841
guy is scamming people thinking there's more chocolate/fudge in that than there really is.

>>20305850
The eyes of the child know something is not right here.

>>20306206
>The point of racism is to insult, it means nothing to use the wrong one. It's like calling an American a "bong" and mocking him for eating mushy pea slop. It doesn't work.
If racism doesn't work, then explain what happens when a human calls a Black Person of Color a "nigger"

Was Europe this messy during the industrial revolution years? Before?

>>20306404
And do you think caused the black plagues nigga?

>>20306409
What*

>>20306404
No. They’re weren’t a billion of them. Things get messy with 1.4 billion people.

>>20306419
>using a big bowl to scoop food instead of hand
>putting food into another bowl
>spoon
>table available
Least bad webm in the thread.

>>20306409
The bubonic plague came from china and spread all over the world.

>>20305850
this is good as hell actually. bhelpuri i think it's called. i got it once while watching a full carnival in a parking lot in aurangabad with a girl when we were fully in love. one of my favorite days of all time. the lime and vinegar and chili powder make the fresh veg and popped rice really come alive.

for me it's mysore masala dosa (spicy crispy fermented rice flour pancake with curried potato-onion mixture served with coconut chutney and tamarind sambar for dipping)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WWq48RqzUVM
or gobi manchur (crispy spicy deep-fried cauliflower)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B8B2b3rKHks

you can get some very good street meat in india too, Chicken 65 is a favorite, iirc it was an indian chef's take on chinese style chicken
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_lCWrDS8yg4
vada pav is probably the most famous, like a curried potato slider with various sauces and toppings. really good quick snack
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xmNBZ5IgCgc
lots of stir fry noodle and fried rice spots like this one, usually you will see them near the surly egg king stalls
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mBB6SEAWfN0

man this thread is making me miss india.

>>20306419
that looks like goat curry to me, it might look nasty but probably tastes better than anything you've ever had in your life

now i want biryani. fucking juicy ass biryani with whole spices in it. chicken or goat. i don't care. i want a gallon of hyderabad biryani right the fuck now

and the sweets! i could eat a kilo of gulab jamun. or mysore pak. or fucking laddoos. laddooooooooos

cheerful swift eggmaster of karachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWzzhQVBHm8

>>20305854
I don't need dink propaganda to know turd worlders are filthy animals. I know those yellow slant eyed monkies are just as disgusting.

>>20306623
Well? Is this just a "whoa ho, a street food vendor from Afghanistan! What's he up to?" clip?

>>20306042
What a beautiful woman and yet I wish she was dead

>>20305854
>Indians film themselves being gross
>Post it online
>"This is china's fault"
Tbf, that is most likely the reason India banned tiktok. It is also why China banned tiktok, because all those farmers eating watersnakes make them seem like a joke. They still have douyin but it's basically only used/available in china and they monitor it heavily lmao.

>>20305865
>years
How new are you? It's been the last two years at best. It's VERY recent

>>20306001
Now that's some real Ezekiel bread

>>20306669
Nta but you are mostly correct. There were some "Indians have shit hygiene" posts but people were less gay about indian food than they are now.
https://4chanarchives.com/board/ck/thread/7639282#p7646742
Tiktok changed that sentiment.

>>20306669
Lol wut I've been making fun of poos in this shithole for a decade now and I definitely wasn't alone

>>20305854
Cool it everyone, Agent Patel is on the case!

>>20305854
good morning sir

>>20305854
indians will regularly shit on indians from other regions, that's not new.

>>20306078
post one video of a british indian making pancakes with cow shit (you won't).

unironic question, why are they like this

>>20305854
I never used tiktok in my life and I know about the indian truth for years. it's posted on many 4chan boards for a long time

>>20306759
If you did it wasn't as widespread before

>>20306963
Don't take my word for it.
>>/ck/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=Poo+in+loo&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>>20306518
Mmm and don't forget the cow shit!

>>20306643
haven't you seen the prices? $4 for a fucking hotdog, bruh

>>20305841
>straight chocolate sauce inside the cup
disgusting

>>20306759
how can you not realize that this vid is satire?

>>20306396
I was like "eh I'd fuck with that fried rice" until he poured coke in it...

>>20305854
What really baffles me is why does anyone who doesn't live in India care one way or the other what Indian street food is like? Even if some store popped up down the street here selling Indian street food I thought looked nasty I don't understand why I'm supposed to care.

To me this all looks no different than the videos of fat Americans eating shit or like that dancing titty cow at getting her pancakes.

>>20307009
I bet you don't understand a lot of things.

>>20306518
>probably tastes better than anything you've ever had in your life
Doubt it. I've had some pretty good Michelin star cuisine in my life, fancy steakhouses, been to France, Italy, Spain, Japan. Way better than some slop served in the turd world.

>>20306518
A basic bitch chateaubriand with a port reduction pan sauce. There. In one sentence I just blew everything you said out of the water and it won't give me the shits for a weak.

>jeets being disgusting is a chinese psyop

holy kek

>>20307009
Ok but why am I supposed to read your post? Am I supposed to care about reading it? I'm so baffled because I care so, so little about it but I need to type this post so you know how little I care and how baffled I am about caring

Fuck off retard holy shit

>>20307009
Personally I wouldn't care what they eat over in India, but they're flooding every other country and bringing these disgusting unhygienic practices with them. Indians are a plague on the world, look at their population growth and look at any average town in India. You are looking at the future of the whole planet, everything we've built up over generations will crumble and be left to ruin. All those toilets sitting there unused, monuments to a forgotten time.

>>20306518
>Probably tastes better than anything you've ever had in your life

Nobody ever says this about food that actually tastes good, its like a car salesman telling you a car is "probably the best deal you will ever get"

You only hear that just before you're handed actual shit.

>>20307119
>DUDE BUTTER AND WINE LMAO
How did the French convince the world they knew how to actually cook?

>>20307185
Well first of all they stopped wiping their shit on their bare hands before cooking food.

Maybe you can work on wiping your ass properly before you tackle the culinary world

>>20307196
Every Indian restaurant I have ever been to in the US has a food hygiene rating of A

>>20307203
>Rating of "A"
>More like "A giant cow turd in your curry"

>>20306965
I've been here for 16 years anon, if indian posting was widespread I'd probably remember at least a little bit

>>20307203
Because those aren't run by Indians.

>>20305847

>>20305850
>takes the money with the same hand
my sides

>>20307227
never had cajun boil before, this looks expensive, I doubt they would spend so much money on something if it wasn't good.

>>20307227
Ya, brown people are retarded. This is in line with us mocking pajeets.

>>20306512
This was written by poop stained hands. The fanfiction where he was with a girl really pushes it beyond retarded.
>She showed me her bobs and vajeen and then said "Bashtil Ramaswami Pajeet, you are the manliest man in all India, and your Facebook posts where you stand next to trains are NOT cringe!"

>>20306123
>subhuman

If you call other people this then the same people who are part of the psyop have already succeeded in their campaign

Do not allow anyone to put into your mind that any other human is above or beneath you

>>20305841
>flies buzzing around
>sped up random shit like the ice cream scooping and knife stabbing to make it look more like those egg fort webms
>some shit's on fire

>>20305854
This is true. I don't care for Indians, frankly I find them as repulsing as other brown people like arabs, but it's blatant ccp propaganda. Funny thing is, chinese aren't really any cleaner than Indians.

>>20306512
>man this thread is making me miss india.
kindly return saar

>>20306759
That's just how stagnant 4chan culture has become. 10 years of the same memes with almost nothing new ever being made. The only change is it seems a bunch of reddit refugees or people from equally cancerous sources just recently found out about the "poo in the loo pajeet" genre of memes and that led to the frankly obnoxious uptick in spam related to it.

>>20305854
Muslim food vs. Hindu food is an old sparring point in India.

>>20307154
>YES WE SHIT ON BEACHES AND EAT COW DUNG BUT IT'S THE CHINESE WHO ARE TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT!!!

>>20306984
They're at least twice that at MLB baseball stadiums. Big whoop.

>>20306623
i've been here, multiple times
unironcally excellent italian sausage and hotdogs, and few bucks cheaper than the cart outside union station

>>20306391
You can't actually be this retarded

>>20306031
Cow shit is a very common fuel there. I remember Kipling writing about it.

>>20308076
My brother in christ, we are on 4chan. Everyone is mental here, its a monkey house.

>>20306992
What are they satirising?

>>20306042
i could've redeemed her

>>20306005
Theyre all from India.

>>20306205

>>20305854
Deli belly is a known thing like the "don't drink the water in mexico" meme

>>20305854
I mean, I'm sure that's true. But the indians didn't have to make it so damn easy! Like stop eating shit and your PR efforts go a hell of a lot easier

>>20306759

>>20308397
What in the ever loving fuck

>another white seethe thread
*buurrrrpppp* just had a delicious dinner of pulao, chicken curry, naan and some left over chicken pie, yummmiiiezzz.

>>20307203

>>20308397
That doesn't seem very safe

>>20305861
>>20305859
>>20306050
>>20306042
SPOONS! Where are they? They know what spoons are, I saw them in the ice cream video. They were ruled by the British who had spoons. In the 5,000 year history of the Indian subcontinent you can't tell me that they never invented spoons.
So fucking use em maybe? Disgusting.

The Chinese invented bob and vagene posting as a psyop to hate jeets. Every bob poster is a CCP agent sowing disinformation

>>20306396
>heated with fire
>normal ingredients
>uses cooking utensils not fingers
>spoon
Literally edible and fine.

>>20308362
I know that looks like shit but it's actually the best food you've ever tasted, fuuck I love indian food

>>20308417
sir do not be sitting on my head

>>20305841
>stabs the ice cream/1 single oreo mixture while it is in the blender
I wonder if he was using Hitler brand ice cream.

>>20308417
>stew, rice and bread
Oh la la, how special!

>wowzers! Look at these poor people trying to survive! Haha! Look at them not able to afford first world kitchen tech!
>makes me feel so much better about myself
Imagine comparing your life to poor people to make yourself feel better. Disgusting.

>>20306512
I love Indian food, but the hygiene standards are deplorable in these videos.

>>20306992
Because it is 100% plausible.

>>20309981
0/10

nobody feels bad for these people

>>20305859
That's not one of the shitting streets, is it?

>>20305859
>actually using plates

indians are joining the world

>>20307739
annoying teenagers who drive memes into the ground by brainlessly repeating them aren't a new phenomenon LOL

>>20306378
I believe that is a cowshit anointed holy man.

>>20307009
People enjoy the feeling of superiority. I think it's that combined with a sort of morbid curiosity, and Indians happen to be the people who set the bar of general decency the lowest.

>>20307227
Is that Africa or America?

>>20307739
The thing about indian street food, "jeets," and poo in the loo is it all keeps coming back, whether you believe it's a psyop or not. The most recent trend is "seasoning they chicken ."

>>20306669
>t. man who has been here for two years

>>20310320
4chan has been on the frontline of online jeet hate for years. Doesn’t Pajeet even come from a pol meme comic? I looked up the India Superpower 2020 meme and here’s a paragraph from Know your meme

>On July 13th, 2015, multiple threads mocking India and provoking Indian 4chan users were posted on /int/ following a previous day argument[5] between Australian and Indian anonymous users regarding rape statistics in the countries. Starting at that time, "reminder" threads claiming that India will become a superpower by the years 2020 and 2030 gained popularity on /int/[6][7] board (examples shown below). A screenshot of a post made by an Indian /int/ user on July 24th, 2015, was heavily circulated online as a part of the memes

Mocking jeets ain’t nothing new here.

>>20310343
Lol

Fucking jeets man, anything they do is unintentionally hilarious, they’re like the comic relief of the world.

>>20305841
Always with the flies touching the food.

>>20306026
Holy shit you sound boring and autistic.
Go reorder your Lego playtest, you accidentally used a dark orange block where a light red should be.

>>20305854
this site has hated indians for a decade now
maybe the sudden rise in anti-indian hatred is because you fucking people are everywhere now because your shit country is finally getting internet
posting videos of yourselves and commenting on normal peoples' posts like you belong
people hate you because of exposure to you

>>20305854
My guy, all these videos are shared by other Indians. Stop being disgusting. Compare literally any video shared by your own countrymen with that of any other and recognize you people have a problem.

Of all the problems a race could have, not being repulsive in all your behaviors is presumably one that's not the most impossible to change, yet you fucks are here making excuses of an international conspiracy to explain why every public space in the country is covered almost top to bottom in shit.

Yes, every country has disgusting public places, but India is unique in almost all public spaces looking like a sewer.

>>20309942
*buuuurrrrp* belches in your face and waves my hand inches from your eyes.

sorry about that champ, haha.

>>20308434

Did he also shit on the floor because of cultural matter?

>>20311189
I commend you for staying in character. That kinda gay "uwu" text roleplay shtick is spot on for indians

>>20306009
>touches foot
>grabs roll with same hand
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>20307227
This is just a regular boil, nothing suspect going on.

>>20305852
lol if a white guy was able to use a mandoline so precisely you all would be calling him a pro genius. The only bad thing about this video is that he probably didn't wash his hands after taking a shit.

>>20305854
ngl I do think there's some kind of conspiracy behind it but maybe not choina. Any else remember the "china hate threads" spammed on /pol/ the last year or two? They've been replaced with india hate threads. China threads gone like a fart in the wind, india threads on the daily. I don't think it's a coincidence, and I'm assuming it's done by the same group

>>20305841
>Normal frappe + flies.

>>20305856
This one man has increased my respect for india about as much as 3 normal videos decrease my respect for india. (that is to say, still very low respect overall)

>>20312049
China hates them because the CCP propagandizes India as how backward China would have remained if the CCP didn't gain countrol and they stayed capitalist.
The Islamic world hates them because of historic animosity between Hindus and muslims.
White people hate them because of outsourcing and scammers preying on geriatric westerners.

>>20312049
Right but you're the one giving them fodder. Do you think if there was a conspiracy agains switzerland, morocco, brazil, nigeria, the content would be as convincing? The problem is that India is uniquely dirty a lot of the time, even in comparison to other developing countries, and that is a real problem by itself.

>>20307119
i did a wine pan sauce with mushrooms onions and garlic over a pork tenderloin earlier this week, doesn't change the fact that indian food is good as hell

>>20307184
i am speaking from experience after living in india twice. those sketchy looking street places often have the best tasting food (and fancy hotels + restaurants that put a lot of emphasis on atmosphere and plating often have mid food with poor hygiene standards in the kitchen). to avoid getting sick just go to places with high turnover. you can eat at a standard thali/fast food/worker cafeteria spot every day for a year and never get sick from it.

>>20307196
indians use soap too dude, and it's not just indians who use their hand to wipe, it's most of the global south.

>>20307229
paper money is absolutely filthy in every country in the world

>>20307242
yeah they are doing a "flex for the gram," i lived in new orleans and participated in their berl rituals, they don't put nearly this amount of bullshit in it usually.

>>20307273
my brother i am from iowa and my ancestors are all western european and british
the girl was a very kind-hearted education major in my study abroad program and now teaches kindergarten in baltimore. sadly i ended up breaking her heart because of a miscommunication but those weeks we were traveling in goa mumbai and maharashtra were some of the best of my life.
>tfw you are back in the midwest and not in bed next to a beautiful brunette in a crumbling villa next to the beach in goa with a gentle breeze blowing across your face
why God why

>>20307471
i need to make another india trip soon actually, it been on my mind no cap. this time i think i'll hit the north/northwest, i'd love to see shimla, darjeeling, a bunch of stuff i didn't see the first times i was there.