/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20289788
America is a dystopia

>>20289788

Americans gotta have their soy, one way or another they're gonna get it.

>>20289788
I mean...

>>20289791
dystopia is a relative thing

>>20289788
You've never heard of a New York City egg cream? Or a root beer float? Or an Italian soda?

>>20289796
Ice cream and root beer is eight tiers above, not remotely comparable to this corn syrup solids and soybean oil mixed into aspartame-laden Diet Coke.
And no never heard of egg cream or Italian soda. Egg cream sounds nasty whatever it is.

>>20289788
i thought mormons didn't partake in caffiene

>>20289809
Sure, I would never use creamer and always use real cream, but it's the same idea.

>>20289788
Utah here and nobody has ever asked for this

>>20289809
Egg is used in pastries, so it's not that absurd if you really think about it.

>>20289890
only when the drink is hot
isn't that fucking retarded

indians have been there done that

>>20289809
Root beer floats are better with alcoholic root beer like Not Your Father’s. Because they don’t add sugar, and they use more spices, so it balances the ice cream very nicely.

>>20289890
There's a prohibition on hot drinks, so coffee and hot tea are out. Many mistook that to mean caffeine is prohibited. No one corrected this interpretation for a long time but eventually soft drinks started replacing coffee and tea for much of the population as caffeine delivery methods at which point the church was asked the weigh-in. The official policy now is that hot drinks means hot drinks, not caffeine. Since caffeine is addictive, Mormons should use caution when consuming it to ensure it doesn't cause problems in their lives but it is otherwise permitted.

>>20289916
lol they really are just a bunch of mountain jews with their legalistic faggotry.

>>20289902
Non-caffeinated hot drinks are prohibited too. No Sleepy Time tea allowed.

>>20289921
Perhaps but I'd 1000x more want to get a Mormon wife than a Jew wife.

>>20289926
I'd rather have a wife who isn't retarded.

>>20289929
Don't fool yourself. They're all retarded.

>>20289916
Is this a rumoured AI post?

>>20289788
Let's first try it before we knock it

>>20289938
lmao I literally thought that as I was hitting "post"

>>20289938
Jews at least have history to lean on. Mormons believe a third part to the Bible was found in America.

>>20289953
The first Mormons were literally freemasons, who have always been non-jews LARPing as jews.

>>20289953
>Jews at least have history to lean on.
Didn't most of the ones we have today come from an Eastern European tribe who randomly selected Judaism as a faith and leaned into it hard

>>20289963
Yeah, the Khazars. Ashkenazi jews are just inbred Central-Asians.

>>20289788
I've been using creamer in sodas for decades and not the soy corn syrup goyslop either, real creamer. I've been doing that since home made Italian soda is pretty much the same concept (Sparkling water, half and half and flavoured syrup). Why are Americans suddenly adding cream to their sodas and acting like it's a whole new thing? I've been doing this forever and feel like I got cheated over making money off of something that should've been obvious like when the whole mug cupcake thing took off ten years ago when it was something that started on the internet.

>>20289788
Genuinely curious, but does the type of creamer matter? Pic is the powdered stuff. There's the liquid ones, and even with those, one kind needs to be refrigerated the other doesn't.
And will regular Coke work? Or is aspartame a necessary part of the flavor profile?

>>20289944
Nah, it's just some fascinating trivia about mormons that a lot of people are willing to share. Some of them even drink cold coffee. A lot of the younger ones are energy drink fiends, too.

Energy drinks, soda, bottled juice, cookies, chocolate, candy, and snack cakes are preferred vices over promiscuous sex, weed, tobacco, hard drugs, and alcohol.

>>20289916
Are you not allowed to drink hot things because it reminds you of hell that you will be going to for worshiping a false God?

>>20290094
The wife of one of Mormon founders hated brewing coffee and tea for their meetings, so they decided to ban it. All because if that.

>>20290122
lmao mormons suck so fucking hard. it's everything bad about freemasons and jews times a million.

>>20289788
Cream in soda??? THE HORROR!!!!

>>20290124
Hey let's not let the jews off so easy bud

>>20289796
coffemate in diet coke is none of those things

>>20290159
>cream
most coffee creamer is sneed oil and sugar with some powdered milk maybe.

>>20289791
That's why our currency is the world standard huh

>>20290365
Here comes the tard, all full of lard. Fatty fat cunt

>>20290170
>but sneed oil
fuck off and consoom already

>>20290372
Why are so so mad at the truth

>>20289788
you know how rootbeer floats are a thing? I imagine it's kinda like that

>>20290004
>Energy drinks, soda, bottled juice, cookies, chocolate, candy, and snack cakes are preferred vices over promiscuous sex, weed, tobacco, hard drugs, and alcohol.
Lol. Spent a summer in SLC on a gig, pulled some great Mormon pussy. Ok, some of them didn't want me to fuck their cunt. There was literally nothing else off the table. In fact, some of the best handjobs of my life, followed by extremely eager cum-cleanup and filthy dirty talk.

>>20289994
>real creamer
What the fuck does that even mean? CREAM is a real dairy product made from the cream found in milk. CreamER is a fake product made from bullshit to imitate cream. So what do you mean by "real creamer"? Do you mean cream? Just fucking say that.

>half and half
Half and half also isn't creamer, it's a mixture of half cream and half skim milk to make the cream less thick and less fatty. If the half and half you have is called "half and half creamer" or something you should inspect that label closely because it's probably not even real half and half.

CreamER is ALWAYS a fake product, they turn "cream" into a verb so they can say they're not calling it cream (a protected word) but rather advertising that it can make a drink creamier (non-protected word). That's why it's creamer, because it's NOT cream.

>>20290409
Italians say “cream” when referring to starchy pasta water mixed with grated cheese. It’s bizarre.

>>20289994
>Why are Americans suddenly adding cream to their sodas and acting like it's a whole new thing? I've been doing this forever
Root beer floats and cream sodas have existed longer than you.

>>20289788
I put milk in root beer.

>>20289788
Unironically this is because of Mormons. Mormons aren't allowed to drink alcohol. And they also can not drink caffeine if it comes in a hot drink, so no coffee or tea. Because of this their 'Drink Splurge' culture developed around sodas. It is very common for Mormon women to talk about how they doctor up, frequently a cola, with a bunch of added sugars, sweeteners, and cream.

>>20289809
>Egg cream sounds nasty whatever it is.
It is literally just Chocolate Milk that has a bit of club soda added to it.

>>20289788
I want to punch out every person I see wearing airpods 24/7 for no fucking reason. Remember when society was in agreement that wearing a bluetooth earpiece all day was douchebag behavior? Those were better times.

>>20290434
Here we see a devout Mormon practicing it's religion. Notice how much closer to God it is than you. Pepsi is rather bland but thankfully God showed them the way and helped them overcome this terrible problem.

>>20290434
absolutely bizarre shit. this is why theocracies don't work

>>20290452
>Pepsi
>red can
Something's fishy here.

>>20290452
>>20290479
Also:
>5 "sugers"
>only scoops 4 times
Is this an AI generated video?

>>20290452

>fat dyke

Absolute pottery

>>20290482
>>20290479
it has brain rot from the diabetic levels of sugar intake

>>20290459
Absolutely. I like it a lot better when people are allowed to drink what they want, do what they want, groom kids for homosexuality, etc. without sky fairies telling them what to do

>>20289788
thats gross but yesterday i was considering adding a teaspoon of instant coffee to a key lime lacroix for my drive to work. po man's monster

>>20290482
Nah it's older than AI just meme text for some reason. Still horrifying that someone would dump extra sugar into coke. It's already sickeningly sweet.

>>20290516
go put your magical underwear back on faggot, you're clearly very irritable without them

>>20289794
No, it mean no walkable cities, suburbs, villages and no public transportation.

>>20290623
There is plenty of public transportation. No civilized human in america wants to use them because they are full of niggers and homeless crack addicts. kys nobikes

>>20290124
Meh, most Mormons I've met were nice people and didn't cause me any trouble. Their kids often are arrogant snots but grow up to be fine. Can't say the same for many of the Jews I've known. Even ones that I was friends with for years would try to find petty ways to scam us, usually involving how to split the bill if we all went out for the evening.
>>20290365
A great advantage for us but one that could disappear if we keep abusing it. Right now the only reason why the US dollar remains the global reserve currency is because the alternatives are even worse. Those alternatives don't even have to improve if we keep making use of the US dollar increasingly risky and subject to devaluation.
>>20290404
Nail any ex-Mormon chicks? They seem like the type that would try to make up for lost time and be wild in bed.
>>20290451
Wasn't that mainly because they'd walk around loudly having conversations that seemed to be with themselves? I don't care if people wear ear buds, headphones, etc if they don't crank it up so loud everyone else can hear their shit.

>>20289809
>Egg cream sounds nasty whatever it is.
Egg cream is a terrible mistranslation from Italian, it's CUSTARD. And it's delicious.
But
>New York City Egg Cream
is seltzer, milk, and syrup. Nasty stuff.

>>20290623
Funny that central Salt Lake City is walkable and has public transportation far better than most cities its size. It's also not very diverse.

>>20290639
>june 2008

>>20289788
They're Mormons. They treat sugar like crack or booze or w.e. its all they have. This isn't surprising.

>>20290633
None of them in SLC said they were ex, and I've never hooked up with one to my knowledge. I'd think they have 50/50 odds of being as great as those devout girls. Either they keep fucking with abandon and include regular dick-in-vag pounding or they give up being a freak.

But I get the sense there is no "lost time" with these girls. They are very careful not to do anything that ill get them pregnant. Beyond that...it's wild.

mormons are fucking retarded and deserve to be ridiculed

>>20290696
I swear I saw an hmanga with this plot

>>20290633
>Wasn't that mainly because they'd walk around loudly having conversations that seemed to be with themselves?
Partly that, partly they just looked like tryhard douches with this "always on" mentality that meant they couldn't just stash the headset in their pocket when they weren't using it. I don't mind people wearing headphones to listen to music or to have a phone call, what I hate is the people who literally just wear airpods all day, morning to night, regardless of anything they're doing.

>>20290696
This is what happens when your religion cares more about rules than morals.

>>20289788
>non-americans actually believe we americans do this

>>20290787
But that's all religions.

>>20290165
True, if you did that then they wouldn't live rent free in your head 24/7.

>>20290670
My, perhaps flawed, understanding of Mormon theology is that when a good man dies, he is given his own planet in Celestial Kingdom. Women must wait around for their husband to say their secret name, at which point she joins her husband on his planet. If a woman is unmarried, she has no one to say her name, and just wanders around in limbo for eternity. Also if a wife treats her husband poorly, he might just decide to never say her secret name in the afterlife. As a result, women want to get married young and have good marriages to avoid eternal wandering through nothingness.
Some of this seems to be shown in the opening credits of the show 'Big Love', which was about a fundamentalist sect of Mormonism that's not recognized by the mainline church but seems to have similar beliefs about the afterlife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y9c2Sfo1hM

>>20290802
>Jews
>not charging rent
Very unrealistic.

>>20290796
It doesn't have to be.

>>20290850
Do you have examples of that being the case? Seems to extend even beyond organized religion into civil religions like wokeness, where adherence to ever shifting rules are of the utmost importance, thus the need to endlessly virtue signal compliance to whatever the rules of the day are.

>>20290696
I mean this in a non /pol/ way but this sounds like some straight up Talmudic reasoning. I believe the term is Talmudic Exegesis. Where it is essentially an extraordinary rationalization which doesn't violate some interpretation of the letter of the law, but to most people clearly violates the spirit of the law.

>>20290874
The Jewish Sabbath versus the Christian Sabbath is a really good example. Judaism is strict about what can and can't be done on the Sabbath in very specific terms, while Christianity just generally encourages a day of rest and not working. What you end up with is Jews coming up with a myriad of loopholes in order to say "I technically didn't do X thing," whereas Christians just honor the spirit of the commandment by not doing work or engaging in stressful activities and there's no need to take people to task over some checklist they didn't follow precisely enough. I think it's generally important to look to the spirit of the rules instead of the rules themselves.

Abstaining from sex is about not falling into moral degeneracy and superficial/meaningless relationships, not about trying to trick God into thinking you "technically" didn't perform some specific physical motion. The more the religion teaches rules in place of teaching morals (the REASONS for the rules) the more you get this kind of ridiculous rules-lawyering because people care about following the rules rather than being moral and leading a righteous life.

>>20289788
Isn't that just like an artificial coke float, but without the ice part of ice cream?

>>20290980
And without the cream part, but yes.

That's bullshit mormons drink hot drinks all the time. Postum is still a thing. There's literally an herb that grows around here named "mormon tea" because the pioneers all drank it.
EVERYONE love hot chocolate here also.

>>20291018
The confusion comes from Mormons being so jewish about their own rules.

Here's what Mormons SAY about the rules:
https://pacific.churchofjesuschrist.org/why-mormons-dont-drink-alcohol-tea-and-coffee
>Mormons are also taught not to drink “hot drinks,” meaning coffee or any tea other than herbal tea (see D&C 89:9)

And here's the RULE:
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/dc-testament/dc/89?lang=eng&id=9#8
>And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.

The Doctrine & Covenants literally just says not to drink hot drinks, PERIOD. But somehow Mormons interpret this to specifically and only mean coffee and camellia sinensis. Herbal teas are fine, hot chocolate is fine, because........... well, because having to avoid ALL hot drinks would be too inconvenient!!!

Can any mormons tell me what verse in the bible it is where Jesus says that it is a sin to drink hot things?

>>20291174
Right next to "god is a space lizard who will grant you your own heaven to be god of but only if you pay us hard cash money to show us how holy you are"
and
"The bible took place in north america lmao"

>>20290787
>>20290921
G*d is all-knowing so he wrote the rules knowing all the possible loopholes in advance and even knowing which ones we would use therefore He invited us to exploit them otherwise they wouldn't be there.

>>20291243
why not just...not have loopholes to begin with?

>>20291246
I called them loopholes out of convenience but they aren't actually loopholes, they're just the rules. If something is so-called "technically allowed" then it's just plain allowed because He knows everything so obviously knows what the rules He gave allow.

Who has had this atrocity?

>>20289788
Caffeinated soda stopped becoming taboo in the last 15 years. Prior to this the Mormon vice was candy. Seriously, Utah adults still consume the most candy in their age demographic. When soda became a treat for them they ended up what they do with anything sweet and piled more sugar on it. And now we have a Fizz or whatever all over and they have a line from the moment they open until they close, and you can tell when they are doing a half off or discount thing because these drive through half gallon soda places will have a line that is blocks long. Those gross expensive cookies that are made from cake mix and are always undercooked like Crumble are also our fault. Sorry, at least I get legal pot now to cope with the Mormon weirdness.

>>20290633
He's right about Mormon girls. It was even better back in the day when missionaries had to be 19 to go on a mission and they used to have girls waiting for their missionaries. And ex Mormon girls seem to go on of two ways. Hardcore fundamental Christians that are even worse or wiccan girls that are open to pretty much anything

>>20290815
This used to be the case, recently they've dropped it. The only thing Mormons love more than sugar is revising their doctrine

>>20291018
You forgot the best part. That herb is ephedra. They were literally drinking. Meth light

>>20291243
Maybe they aren't actually loopholes, but just an incorrect interpretation by man, who is by his nature fallible, unlike God.

>>20291451
God wrote the rules for man, knowing man is fallible.

>>20291491
He also made rules knowing man would sometimes break them. God knowing man is fallible when he made rules doesn't preclude man from incorrectly interpreting them.

>>20290004
it is interesting but you really do type like chatgpt
blows my mind how big these goofy ass Christianity offshoots are. Adventists are similar

>>20290954
yeah Christianity is the only abrahamic religion that largely escaped the legalism trap. Some sects of Islam maybe. But Christianity developed as a sort of Buddhism to Judaism's Hinduism. An anti-legalist movement that focused more on the spirit of rules/laws and generally practicing goodness over a focus on fulfilling the letter of the law and particulars of rituals and as such avoided a lot of the lawyering we see in Talmudic Judaism, which is a massive, materialist distraction from authentic faith and spirituality.

The fact that Mormonism descended right back into that trap demonstrates that it's a step backwards from and also stands apart from any legitimately Christian faith.

>>20291451
Or they're traps, like a big hunk of cheese enticing a mouse.
>look! it's not sin because of a technicality! go on, do it!
But what do I know, I'm just a mouse

>>20289788
Gentrified Pilk

>>20289792
American coffee creamer is just canola oil and artificial flavoring

>>20291823
A Catholic friend told me today that if he killed a man in war, that would NOT be a sin. He didn’t mean that it’s a justifiable sin, one easily forgiven, no no… he thought it actually was not sinful at all. He believes that the circumstance of the evil act somehow absolve the act of its evil nature. I now understand how the Crusades happened.

>>20291997
habib...

>>20291997
Killing and murder are not synonyms, Anon

>>20292047
Correct, however...
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=EXODUS+20%3A13&version=KJV
>Thou shalt not kill.

>>20289788
what mormonism does to a nigga

>>20292149
I'll remember you said that when a jogger breaks into your home and rapes your wife and child.

>>20292149
For context this commandment is issued about six chapters after YHWH kills half of Egypt with plagues, including all the firstborn sons, sparing only the Israelites after they slaughtered lambs and smeared their blood over their front doors. So clearly there is some leeway here in the purview of killing.

>>20289788
>coffee "creamer"
>not actually cream or even dairy, its +90% HFCS

mormons are so dumb, but their missionary boys are so cute. i want to convince one to let me suck their dick, but they don't seem to come by anymore :(

>>20290921
Man, that shit is hilarious.
>can't use tech on saturdays or whatever
>somehow, this means you can't press a button on elevators
>somehow, someone developed a keypad that is constantly pushing all the buttons, and instead of pushing a button, you pull and it stops the other buttons from being constantly pushed, so effectively, you're pushing a button without pushing it so you don't anger god
I'm paraphrasing, but this is real.

>>20292170
>but God killed!
The Ten Commandments are FROM God, not FOR God.

>>20292204
God sent me a direct message and he told me it was ok to kill you. Sorry I don't make the rules if you have a problem with it take it up with God when you meet him.

>>20292209
>start with an example of God directly killing people
>whoops, that doesn't hold water
>shift to God telling people to kill each other
Yawn.

>>20292211
NTA sorry and are you really questioning Gods word? Damn bro didn't know you were a heretic as well. I'll pray for your soul.

>>20292204
OK, so the next three or four chapters have a bunch of rules from YHWH telling the Israelites when they can and can't kill people. For example:
>He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death.
>And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.
>And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death.
>And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.
>[if someone's ox kills someone because its owner didn't corral him] the ox shall be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death.
You get the idea.
Would you be an Internet atheist by any chance? Those are usually the guys who think they know the Bible better than actual Christians

>>20292149
>I may not know Hebrew, but I know of many scholars who do, and they all agree that the proper translation of Exodus 20:13 is “Thou shalt not murder.” As Professor Berel Lang of Trinity College in Hartford, Connecticut has noted:

>“The original Hebrew, lo tirtsah., is very clear, since the verb ratsah. means ‘murder,’ not ‘kill.’ If the commandment proscribed killing as such, it would position Judaism against capital punishment and make it pacifist even in wartime. These may be defensible or admirable views, but they’re certainly not biblical.”
https://apholt.com/2015/03/17/thou-shalt-not-kill-vs-thou-shalt-not-murder/

tl;dr. Translating from original text creates a plethora of issues.

>>20292241
That's fair enough.

>>20290639
lol not anymore
anything outside temple square tourist and the foothills that house an actual jew population is a shithole, they don't have blacks but pacific islanders instead

>>20291817
Bible literalism is common in Protestant religions, especially evangelicals.

>>20292047
>>20292168
>>20292170
He gave us the Law so that we would make the right decisions when we have to make them on our own. The Law says “Thou shalt not kill.” Plain and simple.

Doing things that break the Law is called sinning. But when God tells you to do something which breaks the Law, you should do it. That doesn’t mean it’s not a sin, it is, it still breaks the Law. But sometimes He wants us to do something that is contradictory to what we would normally decide to do, if simply following the Law. When He wants something like that, enough to intervene to tell us so, we’d better do it. Because the purpose of the Law is to help us make decisions He approves of, but that’s irrelevant if He’s telling you directly what to do.

>>20292378
I forgot to add, that’s the whole point of why He sent Jesus, His son, to take the full brunt of the punishment prescribed to us in the Law. So that we don’t get sent to oblivion just for breaking the Law when He asked us to.

>>20292194
I have been looking at new stoves and I believe this is how some of them are designed so they work like that.

alright.

who's got the pilk thread screencap

>>20292289
some literalism occurs but no one is stoning people over mixing two different types of cloths

>>20290623
Your idea of a dystopia and mine are very different

>>20289788
>first you take nasty diet soda with no sugar
>then you add the sugar back in via coffee creamer
>throw in a lime to pretend its healthy

god bless america

>>20290696
>>20290787
>>20290921

its weird how when the mormons do these kind of mental gymnastics to trick god everyone mocks them, but when the jews do it in their talmud everyone claps.

>>20292378
>>20292391
Disclaimer this is entirely theological having nothing to do with the laws of any government authority

>>20290623
>gets in car
Nothing personnel kid

>>20292627
>>get stuck in traffic
LOL
>j-just add another lane!
>>20291997
Dude in self defence you can even rape the hooker. Thats why catholics are most attacked by jews (leftist, globalist you know (((who)))).

>>20292531
>thread about mormons
>"B-BUT THE JEWS"
calm yourself incel

This thread reminded me of how my mom would sometimes pour a bit of evaporated milk into coke or pepsi for us when I was a kid. We did it often enough it seems normal to me, but nobody else seems to do it.

I think she said it was common in trinidad. It tastes really good, a lot like a float but slightly more complex and less sweet. Just wanted to share.

>>20289791
jellied eels

>calm yourself incel

>>20290409
Awesome post.
Reminds me of 'chocolatey', the dead giveaway that your cheap candy bar or cereal or other shit product contains no real chocolate.

>>20290434
>>20289916
This may be true, or true now, but I grew up with Mormon kids (always the nicest and most well-behaved families) in the 80s and 90s and they weren't allowed colas at our house. So maybe they were in the misinterpreting group, but all of the Mormons in my city for those decades that I knew said caffeine was not allowed. We started getting orange soda for when they'd visit. A couple of the kids wouldn't even drink those because they were obeying their mom's sugar restrictions, but it didn't seem to be religious.

>>20289922
This also seems like bullshit, as the Mormon families would drink spiced cider at our house in the wintertime. They wouldn't drink coffee, but hot cider was fine. We were in Oregon, not Utah. Don't know if that matters. They have churches and communities everywhere.

>>20289953
And only one guy read it. Then he lost it. But it said he could fuck as many of the women as he wanted, so he did. Quite convenient.
What a fuckin' scam. Despite that, I'd still sooner vote for Mitt Romney than any other republican.

>>20290954
It's just myriad. Not "a myriad of". You meant 'coming up with myriad loopholes'. Fixed. Now you know.

>>20291018
Postum! From the old time radio show ads. I have a jar I ordered years ago and still haven't gotten around to tasting it.

>>20291317
Awesome, dude. My bong is loaded.

>>20292523
People don't add citrus "to pretend it's healthy". It's for the added flavor and acidity.

>>20292924
Milk and Pepsi was on Laverne and Shirley all the time.

>>20292723
>WHY IS ONE GROUP DOING THE SAME THING AS THE OTHER GROUP. DONT TALK ABOUT THE OTHER GROUP. FUCKING POL.

calm yourself, demon of babylon.

>>20289794
Russian mindset

>>20291997
>>20292149
>Exodus 20:13
>Thou shalt not kill

Exodus 22:3
'If a thief be found breaking open a house or undermining it, and be wounded so as to die: he that slew him shall not be guilty of blood'.

>>20291246
how can you test people's faith without loopholes?

>>20289788
so... sweetened coke?

>>20293052
>This may be true, or true now, but I grew up with Mormon kids (always the nicest and most well-behaved families)
Yeah I'm not trying to crap on Mormons or any other group. It has also been my experience that Mormons are some of the most decent people. I'm merely relaying what is my understanding of hte basis of the behavior. And I'm not a Mormon myself so I don't claim to have perfect or even great knowledge about this.

>>20290696
that's hasidic level of rule lawyering

>>20290696
I want to do this, but not for religious reasons. Soaking in a girl whose sister is helping us jump hump sounds comfy.

>>20294244
Sounds like attention whoring gullible people on social media for views.

>>20289788
Mormons ruin everything

>>20290482
>retard can't count or spell
>gets called "AI generated"
>any posts that are long and written with effort are also called "AI generated"
Yes, timmy. Everything is AI. Nothing is real. You are in a pod.

>>20294694
Anonymous isn't a person's name.

>>20290696
mormons are based and the world would be a better place if all those andrew tate wannabes larped as them instead of muslims

>>20292531
>>20293119
You're right they're both retarded.

>>20290623
>>walkable cities
>>public transport

>>20289788
But Diet Coke has caffeine.

>>20289788
Diet Coke has more caffeine than regular Coke, which is already forbidden as it contains caffeine. So this whole concept is a complete lie for clickbait. Coke is not popular in Utah full stop.

>>20295703
But the thread has posts explaining that.

>>20290590
The beast also just dumps it in without mixing at all then drinks a bit and stops with all the solid sugar still obviously sitting at the bottom of the cup. It's very obviously just retard bait for views, bad news though you're the retard who got baited.

>>20290623
Listen man I want better infrastructure too, but you're not helping by being a giant fucking faggot

>>20289995
A lot of Utah's stuff is just cheap food that was available in extremely rural environments for big families. That's a lot of Utah's stuff. If you use real cream it's basically an egg creme. You can do it with whatever coke you want.

>>20289916
>mildly-with-child young beautiful blonde woman to the right in a dress and carrying a backpack
I want her to bear my sons.

>>20295902
She's wearing Crocs in public, retard. It's not even a swimming venue. That's a top ten red flag.

>>20295922
her feet are swollen because she is with child. wouldn't you want the mother of your children to be so comfy?

>>20295902
Lots of preggos at BYU because they tend to get married within a year or two of graduating high school and start having kids right away when married. It's not all that uncommon for some of them to be pregnant with their second child when they graduate.

>>20295922
you might be the gayest man alive

>>20291174
It's from the Word of Wisdom, not the Bible

>>20290815
so what happens to little girls or young women/teens if they die before they marry?

>>20291340
>wiccan girls that are open to pretty much anything
one of the things I miss about the 90s

>>20295843
Exactly. Nobody in America would complain about having better designed cities and infrastructure but these not just bikes cultists are undermining their own movement by being such tremendous faggots.

>>20290623
We had walkable cities right up until about the time that segregation ended. Nooone can figure out just what happened.

>>20296168
Not sure. Perhaps underage go to their father's planet. The unmarried adult woman? I think they get stuck in limbo for eternity. Possibly the same for women who marry a bad man who doesn't get his own planet. I'm not an expert on Mormon theology so most of that's a somewhat wild guess based on the other things already mentioned.
>>20296194
Interesting that it's also when Democrats took over control of cities and turned the infrastructure into pic related, which they blame on rural Republicans. The people in the cities keep re-electing the people who turn infrastructure into pic related. They also blame rural Republicans.

>>20289791

>Some kids mix up a sweet drink in the kitchen

>OH MY GOD THE WEST HAS FALLEN

what the fuck even is creamer??
just use milk cunt

>>20296156
There is no wisdom outside of the Word of the Lord. Following anything else is blasphemy. Your leaders are a den of vipers and if Jesus was around he would cleanse them all and destroy your fake religion.

Why do I have to share my country with these retards

>>20297293
Birds of a feather flock together.

>>20289916
mormons are so funny. If they weren't direly heretical I'd find them endearing. As it is I'm excited for the US to balkanize so we can wage a holy war.

Did you know the demonym for Utah is "Utahn"? Not "Utahan", not "Utahite", not "Utahtion", "Utahn". Ain't that wacky?

>>20297917
Pronunciation?

>>20291348
God gives the prophets guidance to change it..... They don't just change it...

>>20290954
>almost every woman who's had casual sex has garbage relationships and a myriad of mistakes
>they endlessly cope by claiming they don't regret any of it

>>20292531
you need to get out more. people chuckle at the jews and that the best way to keep a baptist from drinking your beer is to bring two of em. The Catholics have the right of it. A Pope that speaks for Peter who spoke for Jesus so alligator and nutria are fish.

>>20293364
Homicide has always been separated from war and self-defense. It's death cults not suicide cults. Well except Islam.

>>20298266
Utah + n at the end

>>20298266
Utahn.

fuck this whole thread, suck my dick

>>20289788
that's a man

>>20290365
Yes.
The American people will be betrayed by the government and forced into poorer and poorer quality of life to maintain US Dollar dominance.
When Biden says inflation is falling, he is telling the truth.
Its falling where it matters for the US global hegemony.
But for the John Q. Public with his rising costs of living? They couldn't give a fuck. Because Bob Blue-collar and Wendy White-collar aren't Lockheed Martin, aren't Raytheon, and aren't Israel.

>>20289791
>IS THAT
>IS THAT SOMEONE MIXING A DRINK
>WITH ANOTHER INGREDIENT??????
>HOLY FUCK AMERICA IS A FALLEN DYSTOPIA BILLIONS MUST DIE
God you fags are annoying, and I'm not even American. Where I live they put ice cream sprinkles on bread, I'm sure your country has its own weird food shit.

>>20294143
Sweetened with what? Powdered, non-dairy creamer isn't sweet. What's in the photo is plain and unsweetened.

>>20298266
you-tawn

>>20299012
1. That's not powdered.
2. It is sweetened.
https://www.goodnes.com/coffeemate/products/french-vanilla-liquid-coffee-creamer-32-oz-bottle/

>>20297914
holy wars are almost as gay as civil wars

>>20290409
>real creamer
an engineered product that perfectly fits its engineered definition! buy now!

>>20292982
>calm yourself incel the 400lbs boy typed gasping for air
>his throat closing being squeezed by the fat in his flesh
>he wheezed as his shit stained fingers typed into his 20 year dell mesh keyboard oh so delicantly
>that'll show him he chuckled, failing the captcha a 3rd time
>he took a bite of his Pizza Hut Xtra Cheesy Pepperoni pizza he found under one if his breast
>your move he thought breaking out into a rancid sweat

>>20300390
yeah that's kinda how i picture all soijakposters too

>>20291491
Congratulations, your line of reasoning is identical to that of the serpent from Adam and Eve's story.

>>20291491
>>20300562
why did god create imperfect beings that he knew would piss him off?

>>20289788
They also drink cranberry juice and 7up mixed...which actually makes more sense.

>>20300390
>>one if his breast
Ok, poo in loo esl faggot

>>20300743
?

>>20300568
Boredom. Eternity isn't always fun, got to add to excitement and novelty.

>>20300280
So not at all?

>>20300568
He created us to love and cherish. Forcing us to behave certain ways against our newfound free will is immoral. Selecting for people who will follow him and love him honestly and faithfully is only natural. Who would you bring into your house, the one who steals and breaks things and says "It's no big deal" or the one who cares about you and is respectful?

Before you reply, notice also that the afterlife is not the pop culture "you walk up to a gate, get told if you passed the test, and then get sent up or down", it's much more complicated than that and arguably more forgiving.

>>20298916
>Where I live they put ice cream sprinkles on bread
is it true they sometimes use mayonnaise instead of butter to hold the sprinkles?

>Ok, poo in loo esl faggot

>>20301266
I love it when people make stuff up to make their religion more forgiving.

Also, people behave badly specifically because of how they were made. It's obvious. This argument just doesn't work.

>>20292194
>I'm paraphrasing, but this is real
I hate how it still needs to be prefaced how insane and conniving these people are

>>20303412
Do they think God won't notice them using the stove if it doesn't make noise or display the temperature?

>>20301258
gay as in stupid and counterproductive

>>20304008
They claim that God made them smart enough to find loopholes which is evidence that God wants them to use loophole. To not use the loopholes would be an insult to God.

>>20304348
That explains so much about jewish people.

>>20290623
cities existing at all is dystopian

>>20289788
>caffeinated drink with added caffeine
>popular in utah
doubt it considering mormons aren't supposed to consume caffeiene

>>20289916
>The official policy now is that hot drinks means hot drinks, not caffeine
Well they were wrong.

>>20304495
doubt it considering you didn't read the comments before replying to this thread

>>20303314
>I love it when people make stuff up to make their religion more forgiving.
Have you read the bible and dove into theological discussions and arguments? There's research and studies dedicated to understanding the bible. Maybe you should start looking into that instead of believing the disneyfied view of the religion you currently have.

>>20304495
less than half of Utah residents are Mormons

>tfw /ck/ theology beats anything on /his/

>>20290628
>there is public transportation
>it is so poorly maintained that the only people who use are people who are impossibly poor and have no other choice
this isnt a good argument

>>20305080
Look out nobikes, I'm about to make a uturn through a stroad and I'm going to run down an immigrant mother and her three children who were trying to cross the road while doing it.

>>20305070
that's the rule for 4chan boards: The best discussion on a given subject comes from literally any board except the one it's meant for.

>>20304495
They're allowed to have caffeine, just not "hot drinks." And by "hot drinks" they mean "coffee or non-herbal tea." And by "coffee or non-herbal tea" they mean "caffeine in hot water." Cold drinks with caffeine are fine, some Mormons even drink cold brew coffee because it's not a "hot drink" so they see it as acceptable.

>>20289788
So, pilk? But retarded?

>>20305164
this. i'll start metallica threads on /tv/ and get more discussion about them in one thread than in 6 months on /mu/

>>20305070
No one expects anything but spergy retards to use those boards so of course it's better here.