/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20258135
Make that bbq pasta with some smoked beef and some pepper jack cheese, and you got something sweeter than you.

>>20258149
>something sweeter than you.
There is no substance on this planet that is sweeter than me anon

>>20258135
Who is that handsome chap?

>>20258409
that's Lorde (pre-transition)

>>20258328
His dad must have some weak-ass genes. Looks like the mom cloned herself. Maybe thats why he grows his nails out

>>20258422
reviewbrah is way prettier than lourdes
and if he ever does grow into a woman he will launch a thousand navies

>>20258469
Do you really wish he looked more like someones hairy dad?

>>20258469
He's a closet troon

This is Running on HRT, Troon Review!

>>20258622
troon means big fella

>>20258409
You can tell it's British lol

>>20258328
Mom isn't bad looking

>>20258328
i would bang the hell out of her but it would be weird because reviewbrah looks exactly like her

>>20258135
actual girl here, as in biological yes. i find this man very attractive, i don't know why

>>20259818
>not knowing who review brah is
how or did i take the bait?

>>20260329
He's American retard. Lurk for another 40 years hehe posting again

>>20258135
He looks like a lesbian

Everything I cook is based on what I've got. Recipes are for faggots.

>>20260372
So you cook aids?

>>20260339
i know review brah is american. im saying how does this vro not know who he is

>>20260388
Only when your mom is in town.

>>20258135
I would go buffalo chicken pasta with a bleu alfredo drizzle but that's just me. I think you should do your thing and see what happens cause it sounds good. Making shit up is good.

>>20260400
Please your mother can’t even fit in towns

>>20260318
>i find this man very attractive, i don't know why
Its because he has social status and seems like he would be accessible to you sexually , as in , you think you might be able to pull him if the circumstances were right

>>20259818
i miss my brit bf so fuckin much it's unreal

>>20258135
>weird concoctions based on what you have around
The British term for this is "bubble and squeak". You mix last night's leftovers with cooked potatoes and cabbage, then fry it all in the same pan. If you've got leftover cheese grate it and melt it in. If that's still not enough, fry something else and put it on top.
Nowadays you will see hipster restaurants trying to charge you top dollar for the "finest" bubble and squeak, but this is a scam. The whole point of the dish is to use up things and avoid waste.
>>20260318
>actual girl here, as in biological
You know the rules, post feet with timestamp.

>>20258135
Made some teriyaki chilaquiles a couple weeks ago, was actually pretty good with bulgogi and jasmine rice. I'm sure it's been done by SOMEONE, but it's original to me, and Google hasn't heard of it, so I'll take it as my own invention.

>>20258135
>Do you ever make up your own weird concoctions based on what you have around
Yes. I'm told it's called being poor, and that normal, not financially-challenged people just throw their food away.

>>20262420
are you a gay?

>>20264967
tutti gay

>>20266523
>>20264967

>>20258135
who is this cockslut-semendemon

>>20268378
That is your lord and master you g damn philistine

>>20258469
That's not how genes work.

>>20268860
it kind of is though, the stronger genes swim faster and take over the ovulum and her natural genes

>>20258469
It was twincest. Reviewbrah looks like dad, too.

>>20258576
There's some handsome dads out there, don't get jealous

>>20268970
noone has ever seen his dad

>>20258135
i really like how she looks
even my type of

>>20259818
Are you actually 12?

>>20269014
are you a brithish

>>20269153
I'll take that as a yes.

>>20260310
She probably has an onlyfans where she reviews people who've banged her.

>>20269406
everything is there

>>20258469
His dad actually looks exactly the same.
I think there might really have been some weird cloning experiments involved.

>>20269428
Most likely just the product of inbreeding.

>>20258135
almost never use complete and predifined recipes. I just use different parts of many recipes as building blocks and cook based on what I have.

>>20269428
the stars and bars????
what in heck?

>>20260284
Not wrong at all, not wrong at all...

>>20258135
A combo people often miss is chocolate and cheese. It's a lot better than you would think.
>>20269406
>my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
>>20269428
>cloning experiments
They're obviously the same species as pic related.

>>20270702
I love that species in women but not in men

>>20270702
pixie face

>>20269428
comfy

>>20270702
I want to kiss her face

>>20261404
Is public pissing and shitting legal in the US?

>>20270702
Hit the vvall after The Vvitch.
That weird surgery they're all having now sure as hell didn't make it better.

>>20272220
>Is public pissing and shitting legal in the US?

Lamentably no, we all have to hold it in or risk breaking the law. Not even at home now.
These laws are getting rediculous under biden
I voted for bidet

>>20273205
So do you people do shit runs to mexico?

>>20273392
canada and the northwest angle