/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20266901

I mostly go with Valentina black label or the habanero Yucateco that isn't loaded with food coloring.

>>20266942
nah, op ain't white

>>20266901
It's like the last thread, let's see if the USA number one mutts don't take over.

>>20266942
People can like hot sauces you ignorant faggot. You just show up to a thread and slap your tired old image in it, thinking you're funny. You aren't funny. You're annoying and the thread would be better off without your presence.

Why can't people like you just learn to think before you post? Before you interact with others, and ruin their whole afternoon with your inane input? Used to be, people would think before opening their goddamn traps. But you? It just comes right out.

I'm tired of it, you know. Tired of seeing your ilk just shit all over the board. I don't have a lot going for me in life but I at least know how to shut up when I need to. I don't drink, did you know that? I just drink water. And now I'm going to get some. Now think again before you decide to post. Think, just think and use your brain.

>>20266901

>>20266987
Looks fiery anon. Does it have a harsh heat or more a slow burn mouthfeel?

>>20266987
Yellowbird is really good, got some of their green serrano sauce today.

>>20267000
slow burn
more of a bold heat than a sharp bite

>>20266987
>ohhh sweet mama....
>let's get the lid off this saucy fucker
>*sniffff*
>ahhhh,the sweet scent of scovilles in the morning...
>*dabs a drop on little finger*
>*smack smack smack*
>yes.....YES!
>WOOOOOOO WEEE, NOW THAT'S GOT A HECKIN' KICK
>get the toilet roll ready, my arse is gonna be Krakatoa later tonight!

>>20268541
its not even that hot

>>20266901
Your basic bitch sriracha, that's it for me.

>>20266901
rn i have firelli and binkos. both are great. neither are substantially hot but they taste good.

steve-o's buthole sauce is prettty egit, you ust have to buy it in bulk to get te nmost cchon omical price

>>20266901
Hot sauce makes my tummy hurt

Is this the /hot/ general or is it the other thread that says /hot/ general?

>>20266987
Yellowbird is great. I like all of their stuff.

>People can like hot sauces you ignorant faggot. You just show up to a thread and slap your tired old image in it, thinking you're funny. You aren't funny. You're annoying and the thread would be better off without your presence.

>>20266942
fpbp

>>20268541
>>20270166
I like these

i look like this and i do this

>>20269984
i never heard of it until walmart had little $1 sampler bottles by the cash register.
i have only trid the habanero but i'm looking to get the jalapeno for milder meals

this isn't bad but i tend to mix it with other hot sauces, kinda a heat multiplier

>>20266982
>People can like hot sauces you ignorant faggot. You just show up to a thread and slap your tired old image in it, thinking you're funny. You aren't funny. You're annoying and the thread would be better off without your presence.

>Why can't people like you just learn to think before you post? Before you interact with others, and ruin their whole afternoon with your inane input? Used to be, people would think before opening their goddamn traps. But you? It just comes right out.

>I'm tired of it, you know. Tired of seeing your ilk just shit all over the board. I don't have a lot going for me in life but I at least know how to shut up when I need to. I don't drink, did you know that? I just drink water. And now I'm going to get some. Now think again before you decide to post. Think, just think and use your brain.

How many times has this queer ban evaded by now?

>>20266942
>>20268541
>>20270166
>>20271617
Lmfao
These posts got me rolling fr

>>20266901
it's Australian so probably difficult to find, but it's the first sauce I've had that can genuinely contend with Tabasco

Also I love the reddit soyboy spam, there's some hilarious images people post in hot sauce threads

>>20266942

>steve-o's buthole sauce is prettty egit, you ust have to buy it in bulk to get te nmost cchon omical price

>How many times has this queer ban evaded by now?

Somebody gave me this in my stocking for Christmas, I just tried it for the first time and it’s really good

>>20271617
>SoyBooru
I don't like that this is a thing.

i'm not a giant faggot so i stick with picrel

>>20268541
jolly fellow

I want to have the most soy bro-date possible where I show up to my bud's house with a 12 pack of high ABV microbrew beers and get drunk off my ass while playing retro video games on his arcade cabinet and eating ultra-spicy wings.

taco bell fire sauce

>>20266901
Pic rel. Why does /ck/ have a resident hot sauce schizo, out of all the things to retardedly obsess over you chose people liking hot sauce

>>20276101
thats not a sauce, its a pasta GTFO

Can someone QRD me on hot sauces being soy?
Why and when did it start?

The one and only.

>>20273961
based

>>20266901
I've been digging this stuff.
Mustard and curry flavor with a good amount of heat.
Goes real good with chicken and fish.

>Why does /ck/ have a resident hot sauce schizo, out of all the things to retardedly obsess over you chose people liking hot sauce

>>20270346
melinda's is severely underrated
this shit is fantastic

>>20276202
>cheap androids proliferate in BRICS/SEA countries
>massive surge of poor browns start infesting 4chan and internet as a whole
>see westerners indulge in hobbies they can't afford/partake in
>see soijaks rising as a meme format, start mass-producing them because they're easily traceable, require very little brainpower to make memes from, and because they are jealous of what the west has and they don't
that's pretty much it

>>20276202
one guy or a small group of people with severe mental illness
he/they initially claimed to only be mocking people who bought expensive novelty hot sauces that were excessively high on the scoville rating but now they shit the bed any time anyone mentions any hot sauce

>>20278102
>shit the bed

>>20276783
impressive
Do you know how old it is?

>>20266901
americunts hot sauce is trash, you faggot don't understand salsa is suppose to be an appetizer,and not just heat + what every disgusting shit you can put on it.

>>20276202
It's a caricature of people that think they're unique for simply liking something that most people have no interest in and thinking they're somehow special because they can appreciate it. It just falls in line with similar stereotypes that are also made fun of, and honestly there is some crossover at least from people I personally know.

>>20278102
>>20278827
thanks for the replies but >>20277706 seems most plausible.
DAMN i hate third worlders so god damned much and if only india could start a war with china or pakistan or something the internet would be so much better once these shitskins' population halves

>>20278827
see >>20278102

by far

>Sauce log # 769: Professor Prolapse's Seven Septillion Scoville Total Eclipse of the Shart Sauce.
>Whilst taking a weekend stroll through Newbury Comics and perusing the Funko Pop offerings, I happened upon a display most intriguing: various bawdily-labeled bottles and jars of that red ambrosia most dearest to my heart. My humor tickled and my taste buds tantalized, I simply had to - had to! - acquire one of each - no less than 6 bottles - to add to my (rather expansive) collection. I bid the cashier adieux and headed back to my apartment with exposed brick walls.
>Now, where to start with Professor Prolapse's Seven Septillion Scoville Total Eclipse of the Shart Sauce? The label is a most humorous thing, depicting what appears to be a Martian landscape with a man in lab refinery dragging his gaunt, agonized body across a vast desert, his anus having prolapsed and caught fire, trawling behind him like a smoldering red wedding train. I chuckle heartily at the daft scenario and proceed to open the bottle.
>Fragrance: Astringent leather and capsicum forward; notes of alium, smoke, electric fire, feline piss. Very mature. My mouth begins to water.
>Taste test: I dab 5 ml of the tip of my tongue and swish it about my mouth. And lo, lo, for the fields of Elysium have opened up before me, so godly is the sauce! Yet it is not taste which immediately elevates me to such a state (though the taste is very good); nay, it is the HEAT, my dear reader, the divine HEAT of Helios that surges across my tongue and through my nervous system that defines any concoction by that culinary alchemist Professor Prolapse. The name is not the utterings of a blackguard: this is not a hot sauce for the uninitiated.
>Final score: 81/100. Pairs nicely with a thrice-hopped IPA.

>i tend to mix it with other hot sauces, kinda a heat multiplier

>>20283169
i do that though

>>20276202
Hipsters started liking hot sauce and hipsters are inherently soy. Doesn't help that most nuhotsauce bottles often have cringe names like "epic butt sauce"

>>20266901
>I find it too bland nowadays and need something that actually has a kick
A sauce being bland and a sauce having a higher Scoville rating are two different things. It's like how there's no direct correlation between IBU and ABV with beer.

>>20276202
it's a caricature of that type of chubby bearded normie, the social nerd type, who for whatever reason is attracted to the kind of faux, prepackaged masculinity that can be easily bought and shown off like cigars, beards, hot sauces, to make themselves feel like mature, cultured gentlemen. In reality they are video game playing, marvel movie watching, funko pop buying manchildren. They're typically male feminists, "allies", etc so are apt to say things like
>REAL men wear pink!
>REAL men aren't hekkin racist and bigoted!
>REAL men don't need guns, they fight with their fists!
and so on and so forth.

>>20266987
I got their jalapeno sauce and did not care for it

>>20266901
My favorites are the ones I make
Otherwise yellowbird habanero is bretty gud and not too hard to find