/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20258229
Yeah lemme get a egg, hold the slut. Oh also a slut, hold the egg.

>>20258229
Lame name for a place.

gay men are not more inherently sexually driven than straight men are, saying otherwise is an attempt to normalize violence and cruelty against gay bodies on earth

>>20258282
>saying otherwise is an attempt to normalize violence and cruelty against gay bodies on earth
yes

>>20258229
>Can I get you anything /ck/?
Can you get lost?

>>20258280
You come up with a name for an egg place then.

>>20258282
The fatty fat blubber walrus that owns this place is not a homosexual, he's just Hawaiian.

>>20258467
N'Egger

>>20258488
nice
>>20258229
shitty name aisde, do they have different eggs? Like quail, duck, ostrich?

>>20258488
The quality I have come to expect of /ck/.

>>20258488
based A&W

>>20258229
>hey grandma let's go to egg slut
can't do it

>>20258500
it's pronounced eggs lute

>>20258500
>hey grandma let's go crush some n'eggers

I'd love some, but I'm caught up reading my favourite new series!

Eggslut!!!!

>>20258229
learn to cook or get a caring significant other who will help you

>>20259114
Eggs, like deep fried food, aren't worth the mess of cooking at home. I ain't cleaning this just to save $2

>>20259135
hey retard have you ever heard of fat?

>>20259141
don't feed le trolle

>>20259141
yeah im familiar with your mom

>>20259135
nevermind youre clearly too stupid to operate a stove

>>20259135
Easy to clean while it's fresh.

>>20259135
>eggs
>mess
The fuck are you doing to them?

>>20258467
Eggcelsior

I found eggslut to be super disappointing. The only thing going for it is the nice bun

>>20258229
>grubhub
Wow, getting that delivered sounds absolutely revolting. If you can't eat it right after it's made, what's even the point?

>>20259148

>>20258488
Cheese Niggers? Ooh, gimme.

>>20258467
eggfuckbitchcuntslut

>>20258467
Egg Place.

>>20258467
The Heat of the Rice

>>20258277
So a slut with an egg sandwich. Gotcha.

>>20258488
Im happy I came into this thread.

>>20258229
Actually, I'm in the mood for Chinese.

> eggslut

Took a look at the menu when one opened here. Even pre-Biden with coupons the prices were outrageous and the food offensive.

The Home of the $13 McMuffin. Plus tax and tip.

>>20258467
Egghead. There’s an eggslut clone near me named that, infinitely better name.

>>20258467
eggs squared. and you could cook them in squareshaped.

I want to eat a sluts eggs/mens

>>20259135
Holy shit, how can you be that bad at cooking?

>>20260150
made me smile

>People LARPing with over 3000 year old cast iron tech when there are superior modern non stick materials available that are better in nearly every way

God I hate hipsters.

>>20261169
This retarded idea could be the cornerstone of multi-million dollar franchise.

Scraegg.

>>20261204
>how can you be that bad at cooking?
>i am so good at cooking
>posts something pig disgusting

>>20261289
Why not just eat it out of the cup? Seems wasteful to dirty another plate.

>>20261289
Just think of all the time you'll save!

>>20261331
It does more than just eggs!

>>20261331
>>20261338

It also does keen-wah

>>20261343
This is the worst klonoa I’ve ever seen lmao. German people pay for this slop?

>>20261169
yeah but your clients would be insufferable

>>20261317
I meant the technique of knowing how to cook eggs without fusing them to your pan. If an omelet with caramelized onions, peppers, mushroom and feta sounds pig disgusting to you that's no concern of mine.

>>20259135
skill issue

>>20261734
that's feta? lmao wow, that actually is inedible, talk about salt bomb

>>20261289
What's the point of this when microwaves already exist?

>>20261765
sounds like you dont drink enough water

>>20261765
The feta is the only thing with salt in the dish, it was pretty well balanced to me. Try to post something you've made you think is better if you can.

>>20258488
just because of this im going for A&W today

>>20261765
>worried about salt intake
one of surest signs you're talking to a fatass whose existence is spent entirely in air-conditioned comfort and never exercises

>>20262638
good lad, have a coupon.

>>20258467
You Have to Eat All the Eggs

>>20258229
why would you name your place 'egg slut'.

>>20258467
Fat Nat's Eggs

>>20262667
its like all Predesh and Kumar working these places.

>>20261765
i'll pulverize your nutsack with a garlic press, you contrarian
>>20261204
nice looking omelette. i prefer goat cheese though. might make a feta spinach omelette tomorrow.

>>20258467

>>20263415
It was sheep feta if I remember right, but I like both. Drw4m

>>20263434
what the fuck were you doing in greggs

>>20263577
Getting some greggs eggs

>>20263256
free marketing when it gets reposted on twitter ad nauseam

>>20258467
Cloaca Product Store (CPS for short)

>read a stupid name for a restaurant
>assume it was started by a woman
>look it up
>it's this guy
You know I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong, but it's still a stupid name.

>>20258229
farmers union and a sausage roll thanks m8

>>20258488
they changed the name once they realized

No, because it's name is pure cringe

>>20258467
The Egg Restaurant! (the exclamation mark is part of the name)

>>20258467
Pure Eggsellence

>>20265090
I bet he named it that to make people think it was owned by a woman because that improves sales among women and numale liberals. Either that or he's just actually a woman-brained numale.

Eggelant

>>20258467
eggslut, all lowercase

oh shit that's taken

>>20262667
NO COUPON REQUIRED

are you a bamboozman?

for me it's big slut burger

is that seriously the legitimate name of an eating establishment in the us/europe/wherever the fuck you are?
jesus christ the west has fallen

thank god we don't have garbage like this in glorious nippon

"eggslut"
good lord

>>20258467
Egg Rapist

>>20266848
There's one in Vegas and one in Los Angeles, the two most degenerate cities in America

>>20258467
The Egg and I

>>20258467
'Whites only' we don't serve the yolks

>>20258467
Crazy Egg's

>>20266848
>t.

>>20267080
disappointed it took you 17 posts anon, but also proud of you anon

>>20267182
Why do teenagers feel the need to photoshop wojaks onto old photos before posting them? Is this their (your) only form of humor?

>>20267266
>proud of you anon
God what a life you live

>>20266848
It's fine for a tourist trap casino in Las Vegas (adult entertainment). But these names where everything is tacky and vulgar are retarded.

>>20258467
Eggs Independent and Strong

>>20258229
zamn the graphics on GTA5 are looking sick

>>20267346
>Why do teenagers feel the need to photoshop wojaks onto old photos before posting them? Is this their (your) only form of humor?

>>20267484
Is this sneed?

>>20267487
it sure aint chuck

>>20267525
You got that right

>>20266848
Anon-san, I sorry.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/eggslut+Shinjuku+Southern+Terrace/@35.6886615,139.6973222,17z/data=!3m2!4b1!5s0x60188cd043217621:0x35c1e43157b38678!4m6!3m5!1s0x60188d692c284251:0xdede8ae8ccdcb441!8m2!3d35.6886615!4d139.6998971!16s%2Fg%2F11h_tng7th?entry=tts

>>20267566

>>20258280
it's even more cringe when you learn it comes from something anthony "hung himself in a shower" bourdain said

thats their target demographic, people who liked that fag

>>20258229
THERE'S EGG AND BACON, EGG SAUSAGE AND BACON, EGG AND SLUT, EGG BACON AND SLUT, EGG BACON SAUSAGE AND SLUT, SLUT BACON SAUSAGE AND SLUT, SLUT EGG SLUT SLUT BACON AND SLUT, SLUT SAUSAGE SLUT SLUT BACON SLUT TOMATO AND SLUT, SLUT SLUT SLUT EGG AND SLUT, SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT BAKED BEANS SLUT SLUT SLUT AND SLUT, OR LOBSTER THERMIDOR AUX CREVETTES WITH A MORNAY SAUCE GARNISHED WITH TRUFFLE PATE BRANDY AND WITH A FRIED EGG ON TOP AND SLUT

>>20258467
shota egg
(I just have a thing for shotas)

>>20258467
Great Eggspectations
15 l'oeuf
L'egg
Seggs
101 Eggs
The Egg Place
Eggkea
Scrambled
Sunny Side Day
Over Easy
Poached! At the disco
Lay it on me
Get Eggy With It
Ovum
Coffee and eggs
Egg came first
Now give me a job in your marketing department

>>20268307
gay AND a pedophile? Look how high they're stacking SHIT these days.

>>20261331
do germans really

>>20268914
>gay AND a pedophile?
You say that like those are bad things...?

>>20268307
that the pee egg things?

>>20265393
He's extremely overweight so he may have a woman brain

>>20258467
Eggocentric

>>20258467
Gollum’s Pluck and Suck

>>20268959
He's using homosexual slang. When he says "gay" he does not actually mean happy anon. I know it can be confusing, being around braindead zealots all day long, but try to keep up!

>>20258488
Kek