/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The restaurant

the original hamburgers were hamburg steaks, aka frikadellen

Read the comments on a youtube video about it

that's grandpa core

>>20253858
looks good to me

>>20253865
>no bun
not a hamburger

The beef is cooked in these things

>>20253858
What the anon above said. Also, in 1895 most Americans would refuse to eat a tomato because they were considered poisonous since they are members of the nightshade family. Fiction.

No ketchup!

>>20253873
it's meat in the style of residents of hamburg, whose denonym is hamburger.

>>20253858
i usually don't mind tomato but that's like a wedge of tomato

>>20253878
>in 1895 most Americans would refuse to eat a tomato because they were considered poisonous since they are members of the nightshade family.
You're off by a few decades there

>>20253880
i want it medium, not medium rare or well done >:(

>>20253885
Not for white people.

>>20253889
wanting medium or medium rare cooked burgers is a meme by brainlets who don't understand basic food sanitation. it's not the same as a steak.

>>20253900
not if you grind the meat freshly for yourself, retard. no extra risk there

>>20253900
okay then i want it tartare

>>20253900
Not evrryone buy their meat preground at walmart

>>20253881
French fries weren't invented in France either, what's your point

>>20253900
You are a clown and a pussy, stop eating ground shoe leather

>>20253890
ew

>>20253858
would

>>20253881
We're not going to be eating the residents of Hamburg.

>>20253858
that's one delishes aloysius burger!

that would cost $18 if it was on a cutting board without the papiér plate

>>20253863
Do brits really?

>>20253990
yes, we do.

>>20253858
I got meme'd into stopping there by my ex-gf when we were driving to NYC. The burger wasn't bad but other than the novelty it wasn't good. You could get a better burger at almost any tavern or diner.

>>20253858
if the USA says this is a hamburger
then THIS is a hamburger

>>20253995
https://youtu.be/M39sxzF4C3I?si=OHmoeg0VacOk1ISm

>>20253874
the heat of these things cooks the burger

>>20254036
this is what ive had for years. im the only person i know who eats a regular hamburger. everyone else either eats a cheeseburger, quarter pounder or big mac. i just dont like cheese on my burger, or pickles.

>>20253878
I think people were warming up to tomatoes by 1895. Maybe Americans were skeptical but people who traveled abroad already knew tomatoes were eaten in Italy and Spain, with Spain having brought them all over the world.

>>20253858
Delicious, thanks for posting OP
>>20254036
Cringe, fuck mcfoods

>>20253858
Why is that a burger, but this is a patty melt?

>>20253868
>Read the comments on a youtube video about it
don't think i will

>>20253858
>squared sliced bread
>1895
Hmmmm

>>20253894
White people specifically avoided tomatoes because it resembled European nightshades which are poisonous.

>>20253858
I've had one just like that before, nice. Good mater is key imo.

>>20253865
hamburger steak is still diff than a hamburger sandwich, which hamburger is short for. Blame parlance for that one.

>>20254510
both are both

>>20254606
White people had already perfected tomatoes by 1870 though

>>20253865
Oh boy here we fuckin go again...

>>20253858
That's a hamburger sandwich

>>20253858
>>20253863
>>20253865
>>20253878
>>20253881
>>20254724
...

>>20253874
these are pretty interesting looking

you reckon they're replicas or the real deal?

>>20253878
Trade dress law is about as retarded as this tomato take

>>20253878
>considered poisonous

They ARE poisonous. The entire tomato plant except for the actual tomato berry is poisonous. It's the same thing for potatoes, which are also nightshades, except that the actual potato part of the plant is still poison. When they turn green, that's starch being converted into solanine.

Don't eat sprouted 'taters, kids.

>>20253890
what kind of faggot wears a mask while cooking food.

>>20254732
>i immediately think of barbeque so hamburger
wat

>>20253881
hamburger is american, it received that name because at that time it was cool no name dishes after locations even if unrelated

>>20253858
radioactive orange cheese didnt exist back in 1895, also that tomato looks flavorless

>>20254841
Calling ground beef hamburger dates back to the Civil War at least
So the real novel name was "hamburger sandwich" because the word sandwich was also relatively new
Not that the idea was new, not at all, the ancient Romans made hamburgers, they just didn't have the name

>>20254732
What a huge faggot

>>20254809
some retards think that grills are a "barbecue", without knowing what actual barbecue is. I don't blame aussies or bongs for saying it because they're on the other side of the pond/world, but yankees have no excuse, being right next to dixie. They damn well know the difference.

>>20253990
it's in new haven, CT

>>20253863
>New Haven, CT
no thanks

>>20253863
>New Haven, CT
yes please

>>20253890
I love masks, as it lets me pinpoint the exact people that I do not want to ever associate with.

>>20253863
>walk in with a bottle ketchup, a bag of fires and 10 kraft singles in my pocket
>proceed to mutilate their "original hanburger sandwich"

>our slop is good because...
>...
>...... because its old..... ok......... just eat the burger

>>20253863
There's something melancholic about old buildings sitting in isolation, surrounded by modern hellscape megabuildings.

>>20254958
triggered, snowflake?

>>20253863
They don't let you put ketchup on your burgers. Kind of a weird rule.

>>20253990
the fact you can't tell by the surroundings of the restaurant that it's American is intriguing to me, I want to study your chimp brain to see how you got so retarded.

>>20254958
>>20255007
Whenever I see someone who isn't elderly or morbidly obese wearing a mask, I automatically assume that they're a koolaid-swilling Biden-voting cock-chopping baby-aborting Funko-collecting s0y-guzzling faggot.
>>20253890
Doesn't look like those are getting cooked evenly.

>>20253858
the tomato ruins it, should be lettuce.

>>20255291
>calls others faggots
>is afraid of a little wordfilter

oh the ironing

>>20253858
Are those beefsteak tomatos, Moishe?

>>20255291
it's funny how rightoids said choosing not to wear a mask is their personal freedom...and then they seethe and shit their pants when they see others using their own freedom to wear one. just shows they are steeped in hypocrisy 24/7

>>20253858
Boomer burger

>>20253863
Boomer restaurant

>>20254115
Holy retard

>>20255291
>>20255375
Take your politcial schizo-shit to /pol/ please.

>>20253878
>1895 most Americans would refuse to eat a tomato because they were considered poisonous
WRONG! White people refused to eat tomatoes because tomatoes are too spicy. Thank Gd Mexican's arrived and we can have spicy food

>>20254732
>be journo
>know you're interviewing a retard
>fuck with him while he tries his hardest to act like a boss for the camera
devilish

>>20255375

>>20254874
>>20254887
>blood in the streets in the town of new haven...

>>20254857
>the ancient Romans made hamburgers, they just didn't have the name
in this ancient roman cookbook, which of these recipes is a hamburger?
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/29728/29728-h/29728-h.htm

>>20255375
when a business owner uses his freedom to put a sign that says "whites only"
a certain group seethes and shits their pants about it

beef mince, onion mince, beaten egg

>>20253878
Tomatoes are disgusting anyways.

>>20256910
Meat sandwiched between grain predates hamburgers, faggot.

The first hamburger recipe was in an English cookbook. Don't be retarded.
>b-b-but the romans and greeka dna dna dnafngh
recipe.

>>20255375
I'm waiting for /ck/ to apply this reasoning to hot sauce threads

>>20254854
its fucking chedar you moron

>>20257013
The majority of kvetching about the "true" origins of the burger comes from butthurt germans desperate to be known for anything that isn't sausage and sauerkraut

What's the difference between Burger and Meatballs/Kebab?

>>20257440
>chedar
>calling others a moron
oh the ironing

>>20257581
they're spelled differently duh

>>20257588
> Hamburger is a Arabic dish all along

>>20257589
shut the fuck up dumbass

>>20254998
based.

>>20253858
Deenz in a spicy sauce

>>20253858
I just love Connecticut so much, and all the food and vibrant culture it has to offer!

why is half of ck such retards and pussies

just order a hamburger and eat the hamburger. there. go on about your day. you didn't need to have an opinion about every detail of the experience.

I feel like all the questions, answers, and responses in this thread except mine are autistic

>>20257898
Why even open the thread?

>>20254732
Post a transcript so I don't have to read those stupid one word per line subtitles and look at his retarded tiktok facial expressions.

>>20255291
Did you know that soy is not filtered on this board? You can post soy as much as you WANT! By spelling it soy, you won't out yourself immediately as an infiltrator. But be careful, if the jannies find it annoying they will issue you a global ban. SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY

>>20254958
jesus christ kill yourself

>>20253858
Looks like a sandwich to me.

>>20258279
onions

>>20254958
i love mask because i don't like getting my face recorded constantly.

>>20253890
dios mio

>>20253863
>Louis’ Lunch is a very friendly place as long as you get with the program, which always has been about serving quality beef and making sure that nothing ruins or upstages it. As Jeff [Lassen] will tell you, that means no puffy, sweet bun, no well-done meat and no ketchup
>Critics of the restaurant hinge on its dislike of condiments, particularly ketchup; customers who ask for it are ejected from the premises.
>On the wall a sign reads "this is not Burger King you can't "have it your way." You get it my way or you can't have it.
lovely place

>>20261351
That's pretty douchey. Why would I even want to go to a place where acting like a dick is advertised?

>>20253874
The fact that they built these things to specifically cook hamburgers is proof that they were cooking hamburgers a different, more traditional way beforehand. So this isn't the original method.

>>20261449
I suppose it's 'just' 8 dollars for a decent 'burger' plus you can post on facebook or twitter or something that you ate there, other than that I don't see the point

>>20253880
>Medium rare
Sure hope they're grinding their own patties

>>20257399
That was one retard shitposting for 4 years straight followed by 3 dumbasses who think it's hilarious.

*smuggles in a small bottle of heinz and jar of hellmans*

>>20253858
right, because the first car ever made is still the best car.

>>20261912
What would they do if they caught someone doing this anyway? Shit their pants? Screech? Ask them to leave?

>>20255375
>just casually "forgets" about that two-year period when they were required by law

>>20255404
Nice self portrait.

>>20256982
I largely felt the same for th forst 20 years of my life until I had a slice of tomato fresh from the garden. I'm not sure what variet but it was truly delicious. Other tomatoes that I've grown have come almost close, good enough to have as a salad with a bit of dressing. But most grocery store tomats are pretty awful.

>>20254732
>flash one word every 0.1 seconds
How the fuck is anyone supposed to read these subtitles? I feel like I'm going to have a seizure.

>>20262308
anon did you have to take special ed classes in school? be honest

>>20262342
The people who think there's nothing wrong with those subtitles are the ones with broken brains. That level of stimulation is not normal.

>>20253858
that looks like a povertyburger with poorsauce

>>20257898
>bitching about people talking about food on the food and cooking board

>>20254510
frendlies?

>>20262371
im not saying theres nothing wrong with it, its dogshit, but its not difficult at all to read that quickly

>>20254510
>>20262385
A patty melt is a grilled cheese with a patty inside it. The burger at Louis Lunch is a burger in toasted bread instead of a bun.

>>20262308
it's almost like british "people" can't do anything right

>>20262415
When the words flash by that fast, including every repeated word and stutter, it's difficult to actually process fully for comprehension. Could I read every word that flashed on the screen? Yes. Could I actually follow what was being said without rewinding it a couple times? No. Maybe it's different when there's audio involved, but especially in a silent clip that style of subtitles is absolutely awful brain cancer.

The better ones are where they have a sentence at a time on screen and highlight the words as they're said. Still unnecessarily over-stimulating and distracting, but at least you get enough words at once to actually process it as more than just individual flashing words the first time around.

>>20262491
you can read faster if you dont mouth the words.

>>20253858
Louis’ Lunch, New Haven, Connecticut. My preferred hamburger spot.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis%27_Lunch

>>20262641
So good!

>>20262641
>>20262642
Who wouldn't love a slab of undercooked beef & onion on soft white toast with a tasteless slice of watery tomato?

>>20262629
I have never done that in my life, what are you even talking about?

>>20253873
>>20253865
Wasn't/isn't there an old German dish (older than hamburgers) consisting of essentially a hamburg steak served with a bun on top, and the whole covered in sauce or gravy? Am I crazy?

>>20262647
>Who wouldn't love a slab of undercooked beef & onion on soft white toast with a tasteless slice of watery tomato?
Who wouldn’t love it? Those people are called unworldly “retards.” Also at Louis’ Lunch you can ask the helpful wait staff to ask the chef to cook the burger medium they will do that no problem

>>20262677
this is clearly british """food""" you can't fool me

>>20262677
Listen J. Wellington Wimpy, I'm a guest in your country and I don't want to insult you. It looks... not great. I know your people can do hamburgers, I've seen them.

>>20262677
Looks like shit. Do you drive a Model T? Do you post shitty threads on 4chan from a Kenbak-1? No? So you can admit that the first version of things isn't always the best, right? Right?

HONESTLY wanna bomb this place.

>>20262747
Amerikans want to bomb ME

>>20262755
nothing personal it's just a tradition

>>20262731
>Do you drive a Model T?

No. My my main “whip” is a 2020 Lincoln Continental.

I make big money, I drive big cars.

I often eat while I drive.

Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star.

But late at night, somethin’ ain't right.

I feel I'm being tailed by the same sucker's head lights.

Is it that fool that I ran off the block?

Or is it that nigga last week that I shot?

Or is it the one I beat for five thousand dollars?

He thought he had 'caine but it was gold medal flour.

Reach under my seat, grabbed my popper for the suckers!

Ain't no use to be lying, I was scareder than a motherfucker!

But they're laughing at my cheeseburger and Milkshake so thick!

If it's going down let's get this shit over with.

Here they come, just like I figured.

I got my hand on the motherfucking trigger. (Also my other hand on my burger)

What I saw'll would make your ass start giggling.

Three white, crippled, and crazy senior citizens.

I live by the sword. (And by the burger)

I take my boys everywhere I go,
Because I'm paranoid.

I keep looking over my shoulder and peeping around corners.

My burger playin’ tricks on me!

>>20255291
/pol/ February 2020
>I need to stock up on n95s NOW
/pol/ March 2020
>eww... Other people are doing it too? Ick.

Inspired by this thread I decided to try to copy it at home. Fried in pork fat and onions fried a little bit in the pan, not long. I like my burgers on the rarer side so I didn't cook mine as long as they do. Also I'm sure i got a better sear. Since pasteurized process cheese product isn't common here I used cheese.

I really liked it. Being this simple you can really focus on enjoying the meat, which I like with a burger. Toast was definitely better than using a bad quality bun.

10/10, will make again.

>>20262947
It’s called a “hamburger” not a tartare burger

>>20262962
You can clearly see the sear, it's not tartare.

>>20262947

>>20253873
A piece of toast is not a bun either

>>20262971
the inside, however, is

>>20262947
holy why did you even sear it? Just eat the mince straight from the package and save yourself having to clean your pan

>>20262983
But the sear is delicious.

>>20261459
>I have invented a new cooking implement
>what does it cook?
>I don't know, let's find out!

>>20253874
lmao imagine eating a cheeseburger out of this Thomas the Tank Engine looking thing

>>20262947
theres no way that poor bread could take all that juice

>>20253858
>made this way since 1895
23 skiddo!

New Haven is one of the biggest shit holes on planet earth and their pizza is terrible. Continue your gay conversation about the origin of hamburgers.

>>20263319
>continue your gay conversation
you start

>>20263319
>their pizza is terrible
You are out of your damn mind

>>20263351
Take your apizza and shove it up your ass. I just was at Ikea and my wife wanted to get a pizza and we went to Mikes and it was terrible. I make better pizza at home.

>>20263354
Who the fuck is Mike’s? I only know Sally’s, Pepe’s, and Modern.

>>20263365
I've had all that bullshit...Pepes opened a branch in Warwick. Terrible burnt ass pizza with no flavor. Rhode Island pizza is 10x better than any queer shit you have in Connecticut.

>>20263380
Jesus Christ. Rhode Island style “pizza.” How grim. My god. You poor soul.

>>20263405
Party pizza is legit my son eats it every day at school in his lunch...and ya before you ask I'm italian you faggot. There are two kinds of Rhode Island pizza ... bakery pizza (party pizza) and Rhode Island style pizza (pic related). Kiss my ass.

>>20255375
>>>/trash/

>>20262847
Now I see why Scarface got so fat, always eating and stealing dude's flour.

>>20253880
coffee is a dessert? this ain’t starbucks dude wtf

>>20253890
his eyes look dead inside and he has to wear tattoo obscuring sweatbands

>>20253874
it looks like that demonic scroll jews put their talmud in

>>20253858
Wrong. The original hamburger was invented in England in the 1700s

>>20264056
Bruh we have ancient Roman records of hamburgers
The name hamburger is American, and the style of hamburger sandwich that went on to dominate all burgers is also American, it's just marketing
Yes Germany had them earlier, but they are not a German invention, either, they're probably pre-historic, with names associated with America and England, but that's marketing for ya

>>20262659
frikadellen.

>>20253878
Tomato ketchup was invented in 1812, Heinz came out in 1876 and their main selling point was that it didn’t take forever to make, Americans were fine with tomatoes

>>20254732
Tom Holland has to be the dumbest celebrity I've seen, and that's saying a lot.

Hamburgers didn't originate from Hamburg, that's merely the type of meat they used to make them, fucking nonce.

>>20254732
Somebody should tell him tomatoes, potatoes, and chocolate originate from the Americas.

>>20264062
You're jerking my dick. People put a meat patty on bread before America?

>>20264264
One drop rule doesn’t apply to food mutt

>>20254732
Philly cheesesteak.

>>20264272
If it applies for American food, it applies for all foods everywhere, spic.

>>20257576
*Frankfurter and Sauerkraut, tyvm.

>>20255270
Catsup was made from mushrooms back then

>>20264062
Wrong

>>20264333
No it wasn’t, tomato ketchup was a popular condiment in America for decades

>>20253880
Nice simple menu. Autism heaven.

>>20262371
It's actually much faster to read one word at a time like that.
http://onewordreader.com/
Try it

>>20254093
I did that when I was 6. What's your excuse for having the taste buds of a spoiled brat?

>>20264474
All speed reading techniques are trash for comprehension.

>>20264474
No it isn't. Unless you're only semi-literate and have to sound out words in your head, you don't normally read each word individually in sequence, you pick up whole phrases and sentences at a glance which is considerably faster.

>>20264249
Yes, Americans were always ok with tomatoes. Europeans didn’t start eating tomatoes until after WW2 because they used to think tomatoes were poisonous. They only started to eat them because there was a food shortage after WW2 and the American military brought over countless tons of them

>>20265254
>Europeans didn't start eating tomatoes until after WW2
But Italians always try to claim they invented pizza before Italian-Americans. How can that be true if they didn't even start eating tomatoes until decades after American pizza was invented?

>>20262642
>>20262641
>>20262677
>Not getting the cheese fondue sauce on top

>>20265282
>>20265254
Europeans ate tomatoes before WW2, especially Italians. Anon is thinking of the related tomacco plant, which didn't become widely available until the Manhattan Project provided a suitable supply of plutonium rods.

>>20262947
Go away Ja/ck/

>>20254958
I used face masks as a fashion statement way before covid because I picked it up from 90s anime lole, anyway lighten up man, shit aint that serious

>>20262947
>fried in pork fat
pretty cool desu, I'll try it

>>20265571
fuck off dipshit

>>20254093
This, but I get two quarter pounders for the price of one. No cheese, pickles, salt, ketchup or mustard. Just onions. And I throw one bun away. Washed down with an unsweetened ice tea

test

You Northerners are so fucking funny, I've never seen any other people so angry and spiteful when arguing over who's overpriced low quality slop is better.

>>20262947
genuinely dry heaved at this image

enjoy poisoning yourself retard

>>20262977
this gif fucking kills me every time

>>20253865
The oldest "hamburgers" were spoiled overspiced meat pies sold from fast food carts in the medieval ages. It's literally just bread and ground beef.

>>20262947
You really shouldn't eat ground beef rare. Its fine with steak since all the bacteria is on the outside of the cut and the inside is relatively clean. With ground beef, its all mixed together and evenly dirty.

>>20266961

>>20261856
>Sure hope they're grinding their own patties
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSmYJ2BVAmQ

>>20266977
not the problem, the meat is raw, not cooked at all

rare does not mean uncooked

>>20266977
>americuck screeching at rare ground beef again
It's fine if you know where the ground beef comes from. Anywhere that offers market style from the trimmings they cut in store is usually good for that. I wouldn't trust anything that comes sealed from the factory.

>>20266991
>rare

its raw

>>20262947
You type ok for someone that can't use both arms

>>20266999
You sound like a pretentious ignorant fucking faggot who orders medium rare steak then makes them take it back until it's medium well. Shut the fuck up.

CONNECTICUT MENTIONED :DDDDD

>>20263405
>>20263431
Party pizza kinda sucks, sorry man. It's not BAD, but nothing I'd ever jump to. I'd take sloppy Piezoni's pizza over party pizza, but it's still better than R*nzio pizza at least
t. Bristol

>>20266999
>reddit spacing
yeah you're gay

>>20267008
I dated a call girl from Connecticut for a while
One time she got coke on my unit and it took an hour of sucking for it to pop off
Although we were also watching Eraserhead that's not a great blowie movie let me tell you that

>>20267013
i've been here longer than you

fag

>>20267007
enjoy eating unseasoned, uncooked, cold, raw fucking meat you cunt

even rare is cooked

>>20267007
He's right, though. That's not rare, it's on the raw side of bleu. You can like raw meat without insisting it's "just rare", I do.

>>20267012
Let me guess... you're Ir*sh.

>>20267092
somebody who thinks raw = rare is also somebody who probably orders rare because they've been told to do so not because they enjoy it

>>20267053
congrats

loser

>>20253858
it looks like a sl0p of shit!

>>20253880
>No ketchup

you can't stop me from 'chuppin my 'ger, dudehausen.

>>20253900
>wanting medium or medium rare cooked burgers is a meme by brainlets who don't understand basic food sanitation.

you should kill yourself.

>>20267194
But you can stop yourself from procreating. Which is a good thing.

>>20267144
Irish don't live in Bristol dude. We're Italians and Portuguese. Maybe get out of your reserve for angry guidos for a hot minute and experience life how it's supposed to be lived

>>20267214
If you don't live in Cranston or Johnston you aren't Italian.

>>20262642
that looks awful.

>>20267242
so does your reflection in the mirror

>>20267213
>But you can stop yourself from procreating. Which is a good thing.

No shit, Sherlock. That's literally why I got a vasectomy in 2019. I choose not to participate in raising fuck trophies like a mindless consoomer. I live my own life, my own way. It's incredibly based

>>20256910
Not him, but the book has several dishes with minced meat (isicia) and basically tells you to make round sausages and fish cakes. Using ground beef instead of pig liver or fish isn't that much of a stretch when it also includes recipes for beef and veal.
>romans made foie gras with pigs instead of geese
Poor pigs.

>>20254048
Always when I least expect it.

>>20267262
>so does your reflection in the mirror

no it doesn't, you lying piece of shit. My reflection looks good because I workout and keep a relatively good diet. Sure I could stand to drop a couple kilos, but I'm miles ahead of most people. That's why just last night I FUCKED YOUR MOM, BITCH!!!A!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! GOT EM!

>>20267053
>i've been here longer than you

that's sad.

>>20267239
You've never been to Ricotti's and it shows. You've never been to Perella's in Warren either, or Vienna Bakery in Barrington. Probably not Scialo's in Riverside neither.

>>20267294
Wait til it happens to you

>>20254958
It's a real good way to tell that a person is incapable of defending themselves and definitely is not carrying a firearm.

>>20254751
Remakes for sure, they have new gas lines and are most likely under a hood by now

Sorry but I only take my hams steamed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8YouisYQtE

>>20267345
You think I'm driving over the washington bridge to go get some half rate Italian food when I live in Cranston. Come on man.

>party 'za
>hot wieners
>some Iggy's
>cawfee milk
Yeah I'm thinking RI master race

>>20267471
You forgot Dels

>>20254841
>>20254857
you guys don't get it. it's called hamburger because it reminds us of the nazis we turned into bits of meat when we freed the jews from slavery. that's why it's american.

>>20267471
Good thing you are because most normal non retards aren't.

>>20262641
>>20262642
i feel like this restaurant and its rules are proof that the owner has serious sour grapes that an entire superior hamburger industry sprouted from the hamburger, meanwhile this deadbeat joint adhered to ‘tradition’ and makes undercooked shit”burgers” and is generally a flop that only gets by via novelty

>>20253858
would

>>20253863

I have had the original hamburger. They still make them, exactly as back then.

And DAMN can I tell you, it really is worth it. Trust me when I tell you you've never had anything like it before.

It firmly places America on the map of top tier cuisine globally, believe me. I don't even eat meat 99.9999% of the time but for this I had to try it. And holy. Fucking. Shit.

>>20254036
Bro, the food in the states is so fucking bad. I'd honestly consider buying this because there isn't any decent food anywhere. Here in the states, there is a philosophy that you get to choose one (1) thing and one thing only. You won't see any variety because it's not economical to do so. People here don't seem to mind eating the same thing day in and day out, they like it. It's predictable to them. They want it to be as predictable as possible which is why they love the chemicals in their food. The food in the states sucks. Don't come here. If you're a foreigner, do not come here. You probably have it better than the commercial prison that we live in.

>>20262641
looks terrible

>>20267431
Dan the Handleman got cancelled by metropolitan Jews :(

What happens if you bring your own ketchup and put the ketchup on your burger? Does the owner fight you?

>>20262947
that's a little too rare for me bud

>>20253858
Claiming to have invented the hamburger is like claiming to have invented chicken soup. It's a ridiculous notion. People have been putting minced beef and bread together in some capacity since knives, bread and beef have been within arms reach of a man.

>>20268208
he pulls out a flute and then 20 oompla loompas fight you

>>20268208
that's not funny my brother died that way

>>20255404
>he's not just obsessed now
>he's also coping

Sad!

Americans are so desperate for heritage that they'll literally argue over who first put beef between two pieces of bread.

>>20269660
This is a dim take, if it was about manufactured heritage we'd have called it the Iroquoisburger, not the Hamburger

>>20255291
I've caught the coof three times on tour.The last time was in Hamburg... When I'm surrounded by foreigners ordering burgers, I wear a mask - too much freedom seeping out of their diseased pores. When I'm the foreigner, I wear a mask. When I'm dealing with the elderly (the artists still making money), the immuno-suppressed (Motley Crue), or if I'm caughing up lung butter on rye, I wear a mask.
Enjoy your burger.

>>20269681
Masks spread respiratory illness Fauci published a paper about how masks caused the bulk of infections during the Spanish flu

>>20269708
No, he didn't. Stop reading twitter.

>>20269748
I read the paper

>>20269764
Are you going to cite it so the rest of the class may see?

>>20269783
Sure https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2599911/

>>20269803
Be honest, did you actually read this? It doesn't say what you claim it says.

>>20253863
I used to live in the city but knew people from upstate and heard the burgers there were fucking awful

The whole restaurant apparently hinges on continuing to exist because of it's historical pedigree and the fact that they scold you if you try to use condiments

>>20269893
Yes I did and the spread of bacterial infection by masks is not directly connected but it's implied, that's why the fact-checkers can say FALSE DEBOOOBED but when you combine that study with the comparative study of mask use in Vietnam by medical practitioners and anyone who thinks that hanging a flap of cotton or paper on their face is a good thing is a sad victim of propaganda designed to increase, not decrease, the spread of infection
Just think about the curfews and lockdowns
These practices on their face forced people to spend more time together, not less, it forced people to gather and shop in a limited window of time, rather than spread out their activities at all hours
We now know that respirators as a matter of fact induced pneumonia, quinine and HCQ kill C19, and the vaccines fuck people up hard
This wasn't a series of mistakes made in the heat of the battle, these were guided, concerted attempts to kill as many people as possible

>>20262468
theres no difference in what you said

>>20255291
i wear a mask when i get sick and have been since before covid :)

>>20269915
>believes that toasted bread is the same as a grilled cheese

>>20253874
Because they didn't have grilles in 1895? Sure.

>>20269911
>Fauci published a paper about how masks caused the bulk of infections during the Spanish flu
>No he didn't
>OK no he didn't but some other study said that and also it's obvious if you read the haruspicies and if you think about it really it's all a plot to kill you wake up sheeple
OK, thanks, nice to know that my bullshit detector is operating normally even if I did have to read a boring-ass paper before you'd give confirmation.

>>20269972
>there's a flu epidemic
>actually people aren't dying of the flu they're dying of pneumonia
>how could this be
>doctors and nurses in vietnam get sick more often when they wear masks outside of surgery wards
>how could this be
>cancer and heart disease jumps 400-1000 percent immediate after the vax rolls out
>how could this be
>cheapest medicine works best
>experts say no do experimental gene therapy
>no pandemic in countries without gene therapy
>how could that be

>>20269988
I'm in two minds about whether to give you this advice, but people might be more inclined to pay attention to you if you hadn't lead with an easily disproven lie.

Louis can stick that burger back up his ass where it belongs.

>>20253858
I’m not usually a /ck/ contrarian but that looks really bad. It’s so wet and clumsy…

>>20269708
Don't lick my mask and you should be fine.

>>20253858
I make the very same burger at my house but without the tomaters. I also serve with ruffles potato chips

>>20269911
The countries involved have nukes... Nukes are great at killing people, way better than a virus that's at that interesting spot between problematic virulence, problematic infection rate, and problematic mutation. Use the nukes. Please for the love of god, just put the fucking burger down, and launch the nukes.

>>20270245
This looks better.

>>20270255
Lizard people would presumably be affected by hard radiation, whereas our earthly diseases wouldn't affect them. You have to have a cool logical head to talk about this stuff.

>>20270272
The 5g towers are already cooking their insides. They're drawn to them like moths to flame. Drive by one of those fake trees, you can see them sitting on the antennae, trying to commandeer bird drones.

>>20270257
I can’t tell if you are a troll or serious

>>20269911
>it's implied
"Things I want to be true so I'll imagine they are" isn't evidence.

>>20270283
Look at that photo, and tell me you think that looks edible.

>>20270288
Alex Jones, Q-Anon, and copious amounts of ganja allow me to read peoples' minds, even through text.

>>20253858
>>20253863
Yes. I heard.

>>20270283
No he's right, >>20270245 looks better.

>>20270299
Fourth opinion, >>20270283 is visually unappetising but could possibly taste good. >>20270245 is JUST two slices of white bread and the patty, it isn't hiding much. No suspension of disbelief, if you see what I mean.

>>20270310
It's the huge slab of wet tomato that does it for me. You know the texture is terrible.

>>20253858
The Ghetto “QueenBurger” made by LaQueefa looks better than that

mmm medium rare unseasoned meatloaf with cheese wiz on wonderbread

>>20264426
amen to that brudda

>>20270283
It looks terrible dude. Part of it is the lighting but any establishment charging money for a product that looks like this should be ashamed.
>historical accuracy
Meat, tomato and sliced bread does not need to look like this. Even out the meat so it’s not just a fat puck with a bunch of bread overhang. Slice the tomato thinner or remove the terrible white part. Serve it on anything but the cheapest possible paper plates that only make it look like more of a soggy mess. This is just insulting to their customers.

>>20255007
>>20258824

>>20270455
It's the epitome of burger purism, slop with no regards to actual culinary merit masquerading as culture.

>>20270489
>Meat, tomato
I say meat, you say tomato. I say bun, you say potato, let’s call the whole thing off!

>>20270559
This looks so much better than OPslop.

>>20270559
I desperately wish this to be AI. Please tell me it isn't real.

>>20269660
They are desperate for marketing. Ive never seen another country so desperate to claim a "unique" food for each town.

>>20269681
What band do you play in and can you take my band on tour with you?

>>20270571
It’s real nigga!

>>20270586
My band's low-rent shite. We rarely tour, and barely break even. I tech and drive for other bands, occasionally manage money/tours.
Alls I knows is, if you want to make it anywhere, get on festivals, either touring fests in the States or a small run of them in Europe. You'll slog like a motherfucker until that happens.

>>20270571
Start getting used to life in 2024 bro. Gotta accept. Gotta adapt. Gotta survive. This is the new normal.

>>20270596
I hate it with a fiery passion. Does it at least come with cutlery, or are people expected to pick it up off their shirts when one of the tomatoes lets go?

>>20270608
Fuck that, I just put in a bid on a shack in the foothills of the mountains - just close enough to civilization to have power, water, and phone lines.When the fifth ship heads to Mars, I'll be on it.

>>20270614
Pick it up nigga! Take a bite! Just think of it as modern sushi

>>20270559
>>20270596
>>20270608
That doesn't look bad, I'd try it. But only with utensils because that is definitely not something one should eat with their hands.

>>20270624
I can't eat that with chopsticks, that would be even worse than trying to keep it together with my hands.
Good call with the sushi though. Gonna see if I can drag someone out to put the all-you-can-eat place out of bidness tonight.

>white foodtubers
>omg this place is so charming and historic and the burgers are pretty good

>black foodtubers
>look at dis dirty ass old ass nasty mothafuckin grill. Aw hell naw this bitch bleedin. They ain’t even cook the meat! Where da ketchup at? Where da mustard? Where da SEASONING at yo? And why dey put it on some raggedy ass wonder bread. Fuck ytpipo we goin to the Ayy-Rab spot

>>20270667
>foodtubers

>>20270667
>This bitch bleedin'
Black well done is a thing. I actually coded in a 'BW' topping at the place I worked at in highschool to warn the grill guy that the burger needs an extra hit of seasoning, and to cook the living shit out of it.

>>20253858
Haha... No it's not. It's from Hamburg and before big contacts with the US. No TOASTS in HAMBURG dude ^^.
But it's okay, you tried.

>>20270559
This looks way better from a food photography standpoint but obviously still very messy to eat. And you need to love tomatoes for this to be appetizing.

Part of the appeal of tomatoes and lettuce on a burger is the coolness complementing the warm meat and cheese, at least for the first few bites. With this the whole thing is just tepid?

>>20253900
I get what you're trying to say, but I'd assume asking for my burger to be cooked to 160F internally would get me odd looks and in general asking for "medium" gets me close enough whereas asking "well done" seems to always invite my burger being overdone. It's a risk I accept and live with. Besides, if it doesn't kill me I can sue for money.

>>20270932
> Part of the appeal of tomatoes and lettuce on a burger is the coolness complementing the warm meat and cheese,
This was key to the greatest burger ever created

>>20261449
going to the single place that doesn't do ketchup and asking for it when you can get a burger anywhere is like going to a christian bakery just to order a gay wedding cake

>>20261459
they're probably a gimmick appliance from the 1890's that never took off, or fell into obscurity after brief popularity. the chances that the restaurant designed and built those things is slim to nil

>>20267968
>restaurant stays in business 130 years in an industry where 90% of them don't last 5
>anon: hurr durr it's a flop

>>20269681
if masks don't prevent you from inhaling viruses why do you expect them to stop your from exhaling them

I want to spread ketchup all over the tables and walls and sodomize the owner with the empty ketchup bottle

>>20271281
If this is a genuine question, as a rule of thumb airborne viruses are transmitted by spit and phlegm, and the amount of contaminant matters. Wearing something over your face will prevent high-velocity particles from leaving your mouth, but if you can breathe through the weave it's probably not going to do anything against particles fine enough to stay floating around in the air for long periods. I'm not quoting any public health bulletin at you, I would have thought this was common knowledge before the pandemic showed it's really not.

>>20271517
As a complaint about OP's hamburger, or just in general?

>>20254969
>a bag of fires
Woah, we got a hothead at hand!

>>20253863
>>20261351
I don't get it. If you go to a place to get a hamburger the original way, then why would you ask for it to be made completely differently?

>>20271281
If you're close enough to me that I can spit into your mouth through a mask, you're too close.

>>20270245
Would devour and ask for a second helping, im a big man spongebob. Also, are those sour cream and onion ruffles? The best potato chip on the market?

>>20272083
I'd put Miss Vickie's spicy dills up against them, but they're a close second at worst.

>>20271720
Just in general.