/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20239538
I am going to drink maybe 1000 calories of vodka tonight.

>>20239538
I steal Chipotle orders.

I haven't eaten in 37 days and here I am shitposting. In fact, the only time I browse /ck/ is when fasting.

>>20239550
I use jarlic. Fuck off, the small taste difference is not woth the peeling and chopping.

One time I didn't have any food so I just ate a bag of flour

I used to do cardio, lift and diet.
I started smoking again and eating sweets. Its a pleasure of mine to drink soda, eat sweets and smoke.
Im gonna stop tommorow, but I dont think im gonna exercise too soon.
Im kinda depressed as I go through some tough shit right now, got a lot of shit in my mind.

>>20239555
digits, checkum

>>20239573

Start with doing a walk. Low impact and better than nothing

>>20239538
I ate 5 Klondike bars in the past 48 hours.

When I binge once a week its to watch korean dramas

One time. I ate a lot of ice.

>>20239562
Not worth taking 30 second to smash a clove is just pure laziness and that's ok. Enjoy your jarlic. as for me, I really have no idea, I guess I'm an angel in the kitchen.

>>20239555
okay, Jesus

>>20239555
37 days without eating, assuming you'd still be alive would have you in such a brain fog state that even stringing a sentence together let alone typing it would be impossible.

>>20239823
Fat people have fasted for over a year, successfully
The average healthy person can go 7 weeks without eating
Fasts don't necessarily mean not eating entirely, just at a caloric deficit

>>20239562
based and correct opinion. i just use more than what it calls for

>>20239552
just walk up and take one?

>>20239811
Tempted by the devil atm.
Yes, I'm planning to quit at 40. That's relatively safe.

>>20239831
That dude who did over a year did gobble up some yeast extract though. I'm going all multivitamin, electrolytes and water which causes to some muscle loss. For safety, one has to assume the muscle shrinkage doesn't discriminate if it's heart or not.

>>20239901
I did 40 days once for Lent, one cup of cooked rice at sunset, normal meals on Sundays
After a couple of weeks everyone told me I looked great
By the end my friends were worried I had cancer or something, told me to go to the doc

>>20239851
Yep, flip thru them like you're looking for your name, then skeedaddle. Can't do it at the same chip too often, and pick not too busy times. If you're the only one walking thru the door, you're almost certainly golden.

>>20239538
Today, I ate a double egg on english muffin sandwich with cheese, a few ounces of beef jerky, a handpie with a glass of milk, a small bowl of leftover stirfry/rice, and a large square of baked ziti with a coke zero. and I'll probably have a snack cake soon as a night cap.

>>20239555
Nice, I'm at day 28 of my water fast, less than 20 calories a day. God it's boring, but it certainly works

I have eaten squashed together raw oatmeal, maple syrup, peanut butter, and cocoa powder for breakfast most of the week for the past 4 years.

Today I ate a 5 chicken finger plate with extra fries and a large sweet tea for lunch. My defense is that I did manual labor for 6 hours. My repentance is that I'm too tired to eat dinner so I ate 3 mandarin oranges. Ty for reading my blog.

>>20240163
Good luck!

How many wet farts?
Have you fainted?

Psychology is a bitch. It seems, no matter how long the fast, once the set goal is nearing, the last 3 days or so are pain.

>>20239538
I fucking hate gyros and souvlaki, not because they taste bad, but because they're literal street food that manages to steal popularity from actual great greek dishes like spentsofai, stifado and flaouna.
I also despise retards who think burgers are the end-all-be-all of American cuisine. Again, love me a good burger, but I hate it when that good burger overshadows kino American dishes.

>>20239538
yesterday I ate dinner with my best friend at his parent's house. they made burgers, beans, and had chips.
I put the beans on my burger.

>>20240704
>I put the beans on my burger.
what's wrong with that?

>>20239538
I found out there are extra calories in fat for both burgers and fries. I should've known 400 cals was too good to be true

>>20239901
Just have a quick nibble, you might as well. It's all coming to an end anyway. No one would blame you. Just piece of fruit, maybe a handful of chips. Hey, I could make you a sandwich. Doesn't that sound good bro? You can trust me

>>20239538
i sometimes drizzle heavy cream on iced cream.

>>20239538
I've been mainly eating 7/11 Sandwiches and chips for the past week or so. My mom makes me too much food, and, I'm up in the night and asleep in the day now. I've lost 16 pounds so far, and I still got a ways to go.

>>20239538
I bought short ribs the other day and was excited to cook them, took them out of the package and they looked like shit, just really poorly cut and a lot of gristle and bone, very little decent meat. I tried cooking them up but they were so shitty that I stopped caring halfway through. I know they'll taste like shit now, so they've been in my fridge for 3 days. I should just throw them out.

I once spent over 80 euros on myself at a seafood restaurant in Barcelona. The couple sitting next to me had a combined total of 60.

my upper front teeth are FUCKED

>>20239562
My only experience with jarlic is that the kind I buy tastes of vinegar or something sour/acidic, so I only use it if I'm making a sour/acidic dish in the first place.

>>20239538
I hate myself so I'll regularly binge eat thousands of calories in a single sitting to eat my sadness away, and then I'll stick my fingers down my throat to get rid of all those calories because I feel so disgusted with myself for eating that much food.

>>20240800
Mine are worse, my right canine is sticking out at a weird angle so it always pokes out from between my lips when I smile.

>>20240833
I'm not the other guy but on top I have a a bridge for the back 4 teeth, then missing up to the left canine. In place of that canine is a metal post. Next 4 teeth are fine and the rest are missing on the upper right with two screws waiting to be replaced by my other implant. My bottom teeth are intact except for the last back molars. They are crowned and resculpted because I had ground them down to stumps

>>20240235
what sin are you even confessing?

>>20239911
Lent is coming up soon.. I really want to try this. Besides losing weight did you feel like it helped you appreciate the lenten season/strengthen your faith?

>>20239538
I made a homemade chocolate spread out of avocados, coco powder, honey, and coconut oil. I shared a lot of it with my spouse but I ate about a cup of it by myself last night since that was all that was left. I have had non stop gas and stomach aches. It was completely worth it.

>>20240833
hot

>>20239538
I always crowd the pan. ALWAYS

>>20241022
Hell yeah. Me too.

>>20240937
gay

>>20240891
It opened my eyes to loss and suffering and I ended up giving away a ton of money I wasn't spending on food to homeless people
Yeah
It's really hard on your body it's not an every year thing, more like a once or twice thing
You are only supposed to do a black fast if you are healthy and not a laborer, if you get sick, you should eat, and try to eat on Sundays normally
That's actually the hard part, your stomach shrinks and eating becomes difficult

ever since getting a job i've been really lazy with cooking food in bulk to save money and now am spending a ton of money on premade food each day

>>20239538
I have never abided by the serving size suggestions for potato chips.
It says 8 servings, but c'mon, it's really only two at best.

>>20240186
Haven't fainted since I consume some salt by either sipping a tiny bit of soy sauce, or just some table salt.
No wet farts really, but I still shit once every 2 days. My original goal was 111 days, but we'll see

>>20239538
I was going to cook hot wings tonight for dinner but i bit the shit out of my lip last night like a retard so now i won't be able to eat them.

>>20239538
i ate a pound of premium chocolates on valentines day. drank two bottles of wine too. top shelf. it was a good day no regrets.

I ate two grapes

>>20240779
I do it with milk
way better with some liquid at the bottom of the bowl to start
cream might be a little too much for me, but half and half would be nice
>>20240788
doesn't mommy ask why you don't eat her vittles like you once did
>>20240796
you'll be manic soon enough, toss em in the freezer

>>20239562
Pic related is a game changer. Literally 0 taste difference between this and fresh garlic.

>>20239538
When I weighted 330 pounds, on way home from wokr I would stop at a chinese and get some general tso's chicken combo. Eat it in my car and then go home and eat dinner.

Total glutton

>>20242623
>Total glutton
Probably depression, anon. Hope you get/got treatment
>booba
Very nice

>>20242623
what a slampig

>>20242626
no treatment, but I'm now 190 pounds.

>>20239538
Just ate a full camembert. It was good.

>>20242670

I cook most of my food at random hours instead of cooking it before mealtime so I have to reheat it when it's time for lunch or dinner.

I think the only exception is stuff like eggs that can't be reheated without ruining them.

>>20242380
>80g
Yeah that's not gonna cut it until they sell it to me in 1kg jars

>>20239538
Sometimes I get the urge to order two 32cm pizzas and eat them in one sitting

>>20239538
I hate egg whites so much but I refuse to make sunnyside up because I can't stand uncooked whites touching my yolk, so I cook over easy and just dip my toast in the yolk

I only floss when I eat pork ribs.
I only buy pork ribs when they're on sale.

>>20242645
you're retarded

>>20239538
i've eaten doordash on average 5 days/week for the past 4 years. total is anywhere from $40-$100 each day. i have eggs in the fridge that are 6 months old from the last time i cooked. i hate it

>>20242865
>over $10k/year on DoorDash
Alpha as fuck

>>20239562
You know you can buy peeled garlic?

>>20242938
>peeled garlic
Grown in delicious Chinese radio-dirt. Yum!

>>20242935
Is your problem math or reading comprehension?

ever since i got a girlfriend i order food 4 days a week

>>20242970
Ho, shit, I did the math
>52*5*~70
>$18,550
That's like a new decent motorcycle, gaming PC, and gaming laptop, every year, for four years in a row
Wait
>18,550*4
>$72,800
This nigga ate an Audi A7

>>20240800

mine are also having the bottom edge getting a pitted surface, i think it's probably from vaping

>>20242935
why are you so defensive of being scammed by DoorDash? Do they pay you to post here or are you just so insecure that you also can't control your retarded habits?

>>20243008
pls don't remind me

>>20242768
It’s 20 cloves of garlic. Jarlic is mostly water by volume.

>>20243113
Good news, vro, this is the right place to learn to cook
What do you know already?

>>20243126
i can cook plenty of things, i've just never gotten out of the slump that the lockdowns put me in.

>>20242970
Apparently they're your problems

$40 order (minimum size)
5 days/week
52 weeks in a year

40*5*52 = $10,400

>>20243073
I'm not the one spending $10k+ a year on DoorDash, dummy

I feel like a tard keeping food containers
it's getting out of control
also I won't think twice about eating using some food that fell on the floor
I like leftovers that have been left at room temp better than put in the icebox ha

>>20243208
So change a different part of your life
I get it, believe me
Take up a big hobby like hunting, or get some dance lessons, smash up your routine
Just don't get into something retarded like MMOs or gambling, you want something that will change your eating habits and spending habits
Even if all you eat is fried eggs and rice and beans because you're busy doing other shit, you won't be door-dashing your life away

>>20243232
yeah i know, i need a hobby (aside from drinking). working from home is great but also a bit soul-crushing since you don't have the daily impetus to leave your house anymore

>>20239538
I eat and enjoy frozen food.

>>20242656
what's your skin situation like?

>>20243036
nah, you grind your teeth while sleeping. Limit your caffiene or wear a nightguard. Will also stop the 'tooth dreams'

>>20243464
>'tooth dreams'
those are the absolute fucking worst. i'll take straight up nightmares of my entire family dying over all my teeth falling out

>>20243324
Trust me man I was there. Watching the days tick by as you stare at a screen. You gotta grab yourself by the balls and be brave even if it's uncomfortable. What helped me was going hiking, but you can replace that with any old bullshit. It all depends on you brother.

I'm 31 years old, don't cook, and don't eat vegetables besides little bits in soup or whatever

>>20243580
>I'll be dead by age 40
Good luck, fren.

>>20243464
>Will also stop the 'tooth dreams'
Has anyone else ever woken up from a dream biting their arm? It happened to me for the first time last week and left and awful bruise and bitemarks. I've woken up biting my pillow before, but never my own body.

>>20243802
>Has anyone else ever woken up from a dream biting their arm?
Be glad you've never woken up from biting on your own penis.

>>20239550
That not even 10 shots pussy boy

>>20239538
I fell for the psyop Bacon King thread on here a few days ago and it's been stuck in my head the entire time and I finally caved today

>>20242831
why

>>20243036
it can fuck with you gumline and enamel im pretty sure. with squeaky clean fresh teeth and a scrubbed tongue my teeth ache in pain with too huge of a nicotine hit. as the other anon replied it's most likely from teeth grinding, my dentist mentioned it looks like I do that often.

I posted my stomach on fit

>>20239538
I ate some carbs this week and didn't spit them out. Couldn't resist a bite of pizza and a bite of mac and cheese. It's hell cooking awesome food from scratch while maintaining a specific diet.

I've learned my lesson though. What's my penance, Father?

>>20240151
That doesn't sound like you even consider it a sin. It's only confession if you somehow reneged or broke your diet. You forgot to include that part. It's just a list of shit you ate.

Sometimes I eat plain white rice drowned in Kikkoman low sodium soy sauce just for the soy sauce flavor.

>>20240829
That's really, really gonna do a number on your teeth, anon. You've got to stop that immediately.

>>20240829
i do the same daily and now my throat has a huge ulcer and im still puking and it HURTS

>>20242380
Bullshit.
>>20242938
And even peeled garlic doesn't have the same aroma and flavor as freshly-peeled. I assure you. It's better than the chopped and brined shit, but do the comparison. NOTHING comes close to the strength and depth of freshly-peeled garlic. If you're using it near the end of a dish's creation, it absolutely pays to use fresh. If you're making a chili or something else it's gonna get cooked down and lost in, take whatever shortcuts you want. Something like Caesar salad definitely benefits from the freshest possible bulbs.

>>20239538
I haven't done the dishes in more than a week

>>20244292
You too got a dishwasher?

>>20242345
>doesn't mommy ask why you don't eat her vittles like you once did
yeah, she knows i've been losing weight so she doesn't bother me too much about it

>>20242167
That's really solid advice. I'm glad it helped you grow in that way, I am sure all of heaven celebrates that.
I work from home and am healthy so I may do it. I have two kids that I take care of every day though so I may have to modify just a little bit to help me keep up with them.
The stomach shrinking part is understandable. Seems like a really good way to curb gluttony.

>>20243802
>Has anyone else ever woken up from a dream biting their arm
nope

>>20244147
Do you have Celiac's or something?

>>20244161
Asians do this all the time, why is this a bad thing?

>>20240829
Just go to the gym if you need to let loose your self-hatred while also being able to eat lots of food.

>>20244180
Glen Danzig is a strange man.

>>20239538
I've lost 10 pounds this month and I think I want to lose another 10 next month

>>20244513
he’s right

>>20242789
therefore, you only floss when pork ribs are on sale

>>20239538
I’m too tired to cook but I can’t decide what genre to get on doordash so I’m just going to sit around until I’m too tired to eat and fall asleep

>>20244112
Sometimes I just post myself looking as fucked as possible to see them all freak out

>>20245067
LOL WDYM FUCKED AS POSSIBLE

>>20245059
>so I’m just going to sit around until I’m too tired to eat and fall asleep
That's not a confession that's a good thing. The only thing you need to confess for is being stupid.

>>20245157
Like normally I’m pretty presentable but I’ll make myself look as ungroomed as possible, find my most stained/about-to-be-tossed clothes, take my sheets off the mattress, scatter some trash out of the can, stand like I have no bones looking defeated and then post it with some nonsense phrase
It almost always hits bump limit with people playing savior
Then I put the sheets back on — actually it’s usually when I’m washing my sheets — and go about my day as a normal bathing person with muscle tone

>>20245177
thats so funny im gonna go on fit every singe DAY in the chance i c this

>>20240891
It was 2nd Sunday of Lent yesterday. That said, it’s never too late to fast and lift your heart up to the Lord.

Open jar
Into mouth

>>20242781
Why don't you just buy egg yolks then?

>>20245524
why

>>20245623
NTA, those are tasty and crunchy
Not different AT ALL from eating potato chips

>>20242670
>t. Ebichu

>>20239538
Honestly I don't see the point of most cooking. It all tastes the same in your mouth, so why bother with all the fuss of making it look good? Just cook the ingredient, unload your seasonings on top, and blend it so you can at least eat it with minimum fuss.

>>20240235
that sausage shit just looks like Bandari

>>20239538
Was getting some drumsticks ready to marinade over night in a bag but I massaged them a little too hard and one fell out onto my floor. Not wanting to let it go to waste and since I was going to be baking it tomorrow anyway I plucked the hair off of it and threw it back in the bag. I am now going to let it sit overnight.

>>20246031
Which South American country are you from?

whenever i make my wife and i bowls on ice cream I put more in mine then eat it to look even by the time I make it to the couch to look even

>>20246931
ESL or fucking retarded?

I've eaten a small bag of dried apricots every night for the last 5 nights. My bowels are assuredly empty, as the perpetual smell in my bathroom can attest.

>>20247205
Try banana chips. It's like colonoscopy prep.

>>20247207
I still remember the first time I used magnesium citrate to clear out my system. If banana chips are like that in large amounts, then I don't know if I'm strong enough to attempt it.

>>20239911
>I fasted for 40 days once
>actually I was eating rice every day
>actually I just ate normal shit every sunday

cool so you fasted for 0 days once? thanks for the clarification

>fast all day because I need to get in shape fast
>10PM hits
>"i can have something light to keep the wolf from the door"
>see my girlfriends brought snacks
>eat an entire share-bag of flaming hot wotsits and a whole bag of custard-filled doughnuts
>access the damage
>2700 calories
Spent the whole day starving and light-headed and came out worse than if I'd just eaten normally

>>20239831
>Fasts don't necessarily mean not eating entirely, just at a caloric deficit
Kek, that's not a fast that's called a diet stupid

>>20244510
once again, exercise does not work for weight loss.

>>20248012
fat hands typed this. 80% diet 20% exercise but if you don’t spend calories your body will just dump it all into fat. atleast if youre exercising body composition won’t be so skewed

>>20248065
>80% diet 20% exercise
so you admit that your advice is shit?

>>20248067
>im a disingenuous retardo
20% is still better than 0%. it’s not great but batting .200 ain’t bad

>>20243115
>it's 20 cloves of garlic.
so about 1-2 bulbs? yeah that shit would get used up on the garlic bread alone. you're a brainless consumer

>>20248118
I'm not saying that exercise is useless or anything, on the contrary, but it doesnt fix the underlying cause of obesity: unhealthy relationship with food. Obesity is an psychological issue and it needs to be treated as such. Weight gain is just a symptom. This is why your advice is crap in the context of the comment you were replying, they need fucking therapy asap, exercise can come later when the underlying issues were addressed and treated.

why dont you fats just donate your weight to us skeletors. Ive been stuck at 125 pounds for over 20 years

>>20248137
what’s your height

>>20239933
When I order Taco Bell I pick it up in store so I can take as much hot sauce as I want and also get a drink refill. I know this is the risk I take when I order like that though lol

>>20248142
5'11
im just bones

>>20248131
or ignore the causes and keep working out until it you work out enough to get over it or become a fag with even worse body dysmorphia in the other direction

>>20248143
The employees don’t give a fuck my man. You’re not really doing anything dangerous kek and if you ran across that one dude who actually does care, he’ll just ask you to stop, and if you continue they’ll ask you to leave the store

I drink dirt cheap polish vodka every single day

I love burgers

I made a pot pie the other day. I absolutely fucked up the pie crust so badly. The chunks of butter in it were too big so when it baked I just had pools of butter leaking everywhere. Ironically it worked out okay because the crust was incredibly crispy instead of crumbly so an entire slice came out very easy. I ended up eating it as a very large buttery club cracker with my pot pie filling

>>20248268
lesson learned for next time. glad it still tasted good though

>>20245177
this is the most faggotiest post I've ever seen any where

>>20248010
Then you do it, 40 days, one cup of cooked grains at sunset six days a week, 3 normal meals a day one day a week

>>20239538
> last saturday was my cheat meal
> I ate an entire big pizza by myself + some cheese bread

That already ruined the week of dieting and exercise, but god, it's an stressful time at work and food it's the only good cope I have for those moments.

>>20248343
nta, but I'm already on day 31 of a water diet. You just need willpower

>>20245177
Didn't happen but ok

>>20249101
I did it, I didn't need to lose weight, and I don't need to lose weight currently
I'm actually working on gaining weight

>>20240891
were a couple weeks in bro...

>>20244510
Unless you're doing Michael Phelps levels of exercise, it's unlikely you'll burn enough calories to be able to binge as much as you want.

>>20240891
For lent, I stop drinking alcohol and switch to smoking blunts

>>20239538
I tried to cook foods into small. It doesn't workm I don't know how to do it.

>>20249266
Jah, man!

>>20250299
what are you even talking about?

>>20248004
You have at least 30k calories on your gut. Just "eat" that. The hunger pangs come from low blood sugar and not burning ketone, not because you're actually hungry

>>20239538
about once a week, I'll mash a tin of deenz in a bowl with a quarter of a minced onion and a dollop of mustard and scoop it with crackers for dinner.

>>20239538
I like chicken liver more than regular chicken meat

>>20250817
That's pretty alpha

>>20239538
I cooked mushrooms in water, But i have more than 5 acrive threads so I can't post about it

>>20239550
Something about alcohol calories have to be different.
I regularly drink 6-8 shots worth of vodka on friday and saturday each and I haven't gained any weight. I also still look cut the next couple of days.
I do only sugar free mixers on that of that so I'm not loading up on calories from other junk.

>>20240745
What do you mean? Are you looking at fast food calories or making your own burger/fries calories?

>>20242865
How the fuck do you afford this?!

>>20242209
that's what they want

I made a big mistake followed the advice of someone on /ck/ to bake cheddar cheese in a muffin tin to make cheddar cheese crisps, now i have cheese molecularly bonded to my muffin tin

I drank 1500ml of vodka over the last 2 days.
It took like 26hrs after i stopped drinking to reach 0% BAC lmao the panic attacks were fun

>>20239562
REPENT SINNER

i ate a whole bag of wasabi peas and now my stummy hurt :(

I don’t care for rice

Too miserable-feeling to keep down my homemade MSG'd garlic mashed potatoes and not-homemade ginger ale.
Unfortunately the former will probably go to waste as I like it less as leftovers.

>>20251101
How did you expect to get them out? Use a baking sheet next time.

>>20251231
>Unfortunately the former will probably go to waste as I like it less as leftovers.
Make potato cakes or use it to make potato bread.

>>20239538
I only scanned 2 of the 3 bottles of kefir I bought today at self checkout

Ordered and picked up crumbl cookies tonight. Not even a woman in the household, they’re for me.

>>20252892
>Not even a woman in the household
>crumbl cookies
I've got news for you anon

>>20239538
More often than not I want to go back to being single do I can afford alcohol again. It gets frustrating watching my spouse spend $100+ on weed every week while I rarely can afford a 6 pack or bottle of wine. This is all petty but God damn

>>20252930
she needs to budget her weed better.
What is she getting for 100 dollars? you can get a Quarter Pound of good stuff for like 800 dollars and it better last her more than 2 months.

>>20250866
>I cooked mushrooms in water
>5 active threads
Not sure which is worse

>>20252940
>she
He. But I digress. Usually 2 carts and an eighth

>>20252892
Alpha as fuck

>>20239538
I'm too low IQ to understand fine dining. I went to a Michelin-starred restaurant once and I enjoyed the food there less than the peasant slop I make at home.

>>20251967
>potato cakes
Never considered that, will do next time.

i have never peeled a potato

>>20246909

you should just rinse it off in the sink and put it back with the others, then bust a quick little 30 second kitchen sweep with the broom

>>20253975
I did not do any of that, instead I baked the chicken the next day and ate that piece first. I am still alive so all's well that ends well.

>>20239538
I ate an entire 17 inch pepperoni and meatball pizza by myself and drank like a liter of coca cola.
I am comfy but semi guilty.

>>20253969
You should have enlisted in the army back when they actually made soldiers peel potatoes.

>>20239538
I put processed cheese triangles in my ramen.

>>20252959
Michelin star restaurants are just circus with food. They aren't meant to give you good food but a "good experience"

>>20244169
based VM Varga poster

>>20254199
why don't they do this anymore? does the military only eat frozen food now?

>>20254374
Soldiers rarely do KP anymore -- it's all outsourced. Private firms will do anything to get on the government teat, especially military dollar$$$$

>>20242623
Life must be so easy when you look like this, or look like the guys that fuck this.

I stopped drinking for 3 weeks.
Refused professional help
Ended up drinking again

I eat food without conforming to the autistic ideals and standards of internet groups.

>>20254897
just go to a detox, 7-10 days
makes you feel like you put a real stop to it, they know how to do that, and you stop drinking for a long time after that

>>20240226

>>20240224

>>20239538
I had a weird day once when I still lived with my parents at the age of 26. They were both away for a weekend first thing I did was go to the store and buy
>frozen spanakopita
>frozen alfredo pasta (2x)
>frozen pizza pockets
>frozen mac & cheese
One by one, I baked and ate them all while fucking around on my PC before 2 PM. Feeling pretty badly I thought I should be "good" for the rest of the day. However, at 5 PM I walked down to Papa Johns and got a large pie and then got some alcohol next door. I proceeded to get drunk and eat the entire large pizza. By 11 PM I had consumed over 5,000 calories of pure garbage slop, with another 1,500 calories from steel reserve on top of that, and I didn't even feel "full".
I felt like shit for a week afterwards, though.

>>20254675
I mean it's easy until you stop looking like a young busty sex demon that every man wants to treat and impress. If she uses it to snag a rich average tier betabuxx, then she will have made it for life. But if she wastes time and lets her genetic gift fade without a betabuxx, it's over for her. She will have to settle for a poorer, less desirable betabuxx, a soul crushing compromise and reminder of wasted potential for the rest of her life. I wish her the best of luck in locking down a 6 figure meek Brad.

>>20255195
The main reason fast food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat
>>frozen spanakopita
>frozen alfredo pasta (2x)
>frozen pizza pockets
>frozen mac & cheese
>Papa Johns large pizza
>Steel reserve
But I could easily

>>20252872
If it was from Whole Foods, then based. Fuck that place. Though making your own is ridiculously easy so no excuse there.

>>20250878
>Something about alcohol calories have to be different.
Trust me, next to nothing is understood about the human body. Anyone saying otherwise is either on a payroll or is a useful idiot.

>>20245622
because i just want to dip my toast in them; i'm averse to like unnecessarily packaged and processed stuff too idk

>>20245391
>>20249119
>wester

>>20252948
>faggot
>smoker
Wow, what a fucking shock.

>>20250878
>Something about alcohol calories have to be different.
basically: alcohol calories are processed right away. if you take a shot of vodka that is ~125 calories on an empty stomach, after ~2 hours you will have lost net calories due to the calories burned metabolizing it. this is contrasted to drinking beer that also has carbs in it. those carbs just hang out until the alcohol has finished being metabolized before they are. add in a fuckton of beer and shitty fast food and you can see how it's easy to balloon

>>20239538
I like canned asparagus. If you tell anyone, I'll fucking kill you.

>>20239573
Nothing wrong with using a crutch, when you're hurting, but throw'em away, once you feel better.

Ground pork was on sale for $1.98/lb and I only bought two pounds of it.

>>20257005
You told that to me, so now you have to kill yourself. It's the rules, you know.

I subscribe to hello fresh

>>20258687

i'm an enlightened centrist that larps as a leftist. i've gotten REALLY good at getting (You)s

>>20259502
Does a political bait (You) even count?

sometimes when i'm drunk and the kitchen is empty i'll come downstairs and pick through my roommates leftover meal preps with my fingers and then rearrange it like it looked before. just a scoop here and there. they'll never know

every time I open a box of cheez-its I eat the whole thing in one sitting

>>20257314
Undone by my own logic - Goodbye, Cruel world...

>>20257314
rules for thee, not for me

>>20259567
as my dad once said: a (You) is a (You)

I buy the cookie dough
Never cook the cookies just eat the dough

>>20248131
working out not only helps deal with calorie defeciet but improves self esteem, self control, discipline, provides entertainment, etc
talking to a fatty to convince them to just eat less is way less effective then getting them on an exercise regimine that will change their psychology indirectly
fuckin fag

>>20239538
I rabidly defend GLP-1 agonists online even though I am too lazy to take them myself

>>20239538
I don't like pickles
I love candy corn
I don't like apple pie
I like breakfast sausage more than bacon
I'm a furfag
I prefer ham over turkey on thanksgiving and christmas
I hate Five Guys
IPAs are fucking terrible and I think everyone who says they like them are literally pretending to for hipster clout
I genuinely think Linkin Park gets too much shit and their first two albums were legit good

>>20239538
I made a puttanesca sauce; I put it on quinoa instead of pasta.

>>20260944
>I made a puttanesca sauce; I put it on quinoa instead of pasta
wtf i did this a few days ago (didn't have anchovies though) and pretended the quinoa was pastina, tasted fine to me

>>20260959
>didn't have anchovies though
One day you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so merciful

>>20239538
I eat sourcream with everything
I eat it on plain bread when I have soup
I put it in some of my soups
I put a layer of it ontop of pork pate on toast
I mix it with ketchup and eat it with french toast
I eat it straight off of the spoon or out of the containter
It's in my blood
My mom loves it, too. When she was a kid she lived in an eastern bloc commie country
She lived closeby to a local store and they knew her so they would always keep a container of sour cream reserved for her even after selling all the rest for when she would prance to the store and ask for one
I am genetically predisposed to like sour cream

I like light sour cream just as much as the full fat stuff. I even think that sourish yogurt is a good substitute for sour cream. This is odd because I usually hate low fat anything.

>>20261926
You had me until the French toast, what the hell is wrong with you

>>20262429
Try it anon it's good