/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20154822
The /pol/ guy is back, lads.

>>20154824
She looks like she was born with only 1 X chromosome and just that.

>>20154824
Who the fuck eats pizza like that?

>>20154840
RIP Tiny Tim.

>>20154824
>>20154828
>wearing girly clothes
where's the tomboy part?

>>20154871
short hair

>>20154874
haircuts and styles are for women, anon.
men don't even trim that shit unless for utility or safety.

>>20154827
>slaps "American" over a generic video that had nothing to do with America

t. Balkan slavmutt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

Posting the definitive debunking of this annoying shit. Here, take a chink webm by the way.

>>20154888
cutest in the world

>>20154888
Yup. Deep dish pizza for the win.

>>20154874
Based piss Chad.

>>20155043
This YT video confirmantes it's muttland...

>>20155103
It confirms that the video was faked and you're a retard for believing it.

>>20155115
It confirms it's an American fake, made by Americans, to fool Americans.

Literally nothing to do with China.

>>20155119
She's a Nigerian, living in Nigeria actually. Cope and seethe more.

>>20155126
>She's a Nigerian, living in Nigeria actually
Why do you feel the need to lie? American will not become numba one by doing this.

>>20155128
>proving your a chink

Kek, cope and seethe.

>>20154836
Watching shoenice videos with my friends on their shitty computer on the weekends was one of my favorite teenage memories

>>20154882
>tfw no wooden plank asian gf to lay my overweight american body on top of at night

>>20154830
>>20154836
>>20154840
>wasting $80 worth of liquor only to just chug it in one go then throw it back up again
>just to make $100 per 10million tiktok views

>>20155803
You forgot the sick youtube memberships and other paypigs. Also the malt liqour was only like 3 bucks.

>>20155803
>$80 worth of liquor

>>20155803
to be fair anon kun he might be doing more than $100 damage to this teeth if he pukes all that acid. I dont think a vomit guard could help much

Get some new .webms instead of the same shit you post every single thread faggot.

>>20155918
some people never learn

>>20155043
What does someone being a "Balkan Slavmutt" have anything to do with that post??? Who exactly are you addressing, this is an anonymous image board or do you two have some history?

>>20155803
How else is he supposed to win back his estranged kids?

>>20154822
she's eating honey comb from the hive. surprised her face isn't swollen with stings

>>20155803

>>20155803
Who the f drinks $80 licor without having decent income?

>>20154827
nice bait you posted

>>20154898
kill yourself

>>20155055
are you a 12 year old

>>20155803
Shoenice isn't puking that shit up

>>20156424
She doesn't look very feel-good foodie. She's more of a despair-in-the-eyes foodie

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE GET OUT????

>>20155966
I don't think that cat is really doing any of that

>>20156691
Yeah it's like she is dead inside

>>20156424
I saw a girl the other day that looked like this woman except she was like 25, she was so fucking hot

>>20156691
>>20156795
It's cause she's obviously got Spanish or Italian heritage and there's no man around to berate and belittle til he's completely emasculated or he slaps the shit out of her. Those women literally don't know how to act.

>>20155803
>wasting $80 worth of liquor
>Bottle in the webm is plastic
lol lmao

>>20155966
That's not a cookie
It should be more like a brownie but she didn't bake it or add egg
Itust be barely solid enough to grab
I dobut the flour got cooked either

>>20156424
>Cutting a pancake in a back and forth motion using a kitchen knife of a ceramic plate

>>20156918
The flour will cook, it just won't really brown like it would in an oven. So you won't get that toasted flavor. Not all cookies use egg, this is more like a chocolate shortbread. It's probably okay but I've heard people have more success making cakes in the microwave compared to cookies.

>>20156181
Plastic doesn't swell from bee stings

>>20156184
Is that supposed to give me a boner?

>>20156981
What? You don't have a tiny limp pale yellow dick?

>>20156972
Not all cookies need egg but they need an egg alternative, this is chocolate and flour, it needs egg

>>20154827
I love that chinks seethed enough about this to spam it with "AMERICAN FOOD" plastered over it. If you're that butthurt about having fake food in China, just try not being soulless bugmen feeding each other plastic and poison.

>>20154871
Tomboys often just look like normal women.
>t. knows a few tomboys (who unfortunately are all taken)

>>20155803
>shoenice
>tiktok
He's back from the fucking liveleak days, broccoli head.

>>20155133
>blacked sentences
hot

>>20157022
Shortbread is just flour, butter, and sugar. It can work without egg. It usually works better for crisp cookies though. Soft ones do benefit from egg.

>>20154885

>>20154885
Life imitates art.

>>20154827
>the /pol/ guy
that's basically the entire board.

>>20154885
>that texture
Revolting

>>20157020
She has tits

>>20157449
lol, he cute

>>20154857
They're eating this rotten scraps and they're still fat. This is the true power of mcdonalds.

>>20154888
tfw no jirai kei gf

>>20157449
yo wtf

>>20157449
KEKKKKKK

I wish I could go to Asia and save these women from having to make disgusting videos because they're desperate for money

>>20157556
They aren't doing this for fun?

>>20154827
the cheese... looks gross when you light it on fire!
OH FUCK it's POISON

>>20157532

>>20157557
ngl that's kinda hot

>>20157537
Is he having a stroke at the end?

>>20157617
How do they clean up after?

>>20157449
>how does he get out?

>>20157617
omfg imagine the smell

>>20157557
this shit bothers me more than any video I seen on this site since 2010 I literally jump when i see these tarantula videos like its got my afraid deep down baka

>>20155496
shoenice is probably my favorite person in the world. even counting friends and family members.

>>20157629
How doth he ingress?

>>20157537
He keeps good time

>>20156175
That guy looks like he gets crammed by the sushi chef every night.

>>20157555
Is that the waiter doing that?

>>20157548
He learned how to suck down a huge log like that in prison.

>>20157537
>Tiktok
>old man
>kid food
>"goofy" mannerisms
MAJOR pedo vibes from this

>>20157995
Like Anne Heche out of the body bag

>>20157995
On the one hand they're definitely fresh. On the other hand I don't think they have been stored properly cooled.

>>20154840
Rip in piece

>>20156175
Unironically how I've spoken to friends while eating $10 rolls hundreds of miles from the ocean.

>>20154840
Knew a doctor that smoked crack in car washes like that. Allergists go hard af

>>20154822
what the fuck is this shit
i hope this is a challenge or some shit fuck me
my yellow fever is fading
verification not required

>>20154827
Holy shit. Explain yourselves, Americans.

>>20157995
POV asian mukbang

>>20157623
Clean up?

>>20158076
>Allergists
Not real doctors. Akin to tarot card readers in the medical world, desu. No wonder the crack smoking.

>>20157532
Why is there an entire cucumber in the table?

>>20157408
Chocolate isn't Butter
These cookies need egg

>>20156763
Stfu, the cat did a great job!

>>20157995
Revolt against the modern world.

The God of Cookery (1996)

>>20158524
This is why birds deserve to be raped.

>>20154830
this guy actually died.

>>20158524
this deli food is for the birds

>>20158524
This made me happy.
Go, bird. Go.
That bird is a freer man than most.

>>20158543
Did he really?

>>20158407
it gets bigger like my cock

>>20157028
the chinks dont fucking eat sandwiches with fucking american cheese retard lol

>>20158524
>be small bird
>spend your entire life days if not hours away from starving to death
>discover a place with mountains of food left completey unguarded
>check and check and none of it is the kind you can actually eat
Maddening

>>20158594
When did markiplier start a cooking tiktok?

>>20154822
eating isn't cooking
garbage thread

>>20158623
This board is for food and cooking

>>20157564
LMFAO

>>20158255
The heat of the seaweed burns the cheese

>>20154854
>the perfect woman doesn't exis-

>>20154888
damn something tells me she makes old guys named Jim Kwaboty seethe something fierce on Twitter and publicly declares her piss fetish a few times a year

>>20155133
This is a weird post because of all the actually pathetic things China does, being outmaneuvered by an F-35 is something any other airforce in the world will most likely experience. They're not F-22s, but they're close.
Did you hear they're now nuke-certified too?

>>20158050
Whoa there asshole!
Too fuckin soon!

>>20158560
Heh.
Nice.

>>20156918
Pretty good for a cat, though.

>>20156902

>>20156188
kek

>>20154836
is this guy alive

>>20159255
hes on tiktok

>>20159259
So he isn't, then.

>>20159255
0:04 and 1:37

>>20159259
>>20159263
looked it up shoenice is alive somehow
after a diet of hooch and rubber cement

>>20156188
source?

>>20157548
Did not sear the seam, failure.

>>20157995

>>20158459
Pissing Shrimp Balls, I love this movie.

>>20154824
She looks like she is trying really hard to hide her disgust. Poor girl

>>20154822

>>20154885
Poo bear was 100% correct in banning mukbang

>>20157537
keto food b like

>>20159379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfeSTVn9q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sU_6_xvcpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jGkrwRco0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvgxda7iLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-rM1j0QClo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpwnEynpepc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_6IgB_D_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ibLmtpbZVA

>>20156424
all that melted plastic from her spatula has gone straight into her cerebral cortex

>>20154830
WHAT A LIFE

>>20159542
fucking obnoxious

>>20159390
S-sauce, pls.

>>20156233
You'd be surprised at the dudes who will blow good money on fancy bottles to flex on instagram while having a shit job

>>20159569
https://www.abreureport.com/2014/01/the-finest-cheapest-whisky-from-sierra.html
Bah god the Steel Reserve of spirts

>>20157617
>bitch, you live like this?

>>20157548
Looks like he's used to taking 17 inches.

>>20159390
She looks like she's ready to chop my dick

>>20159054
Perfect medium cooked poultry.

>>20157625
Is this edited? Her face looks weird on this one compared to the original posted above

>>20159573
Not that anon so I don't know which specific vid, but it's Sydney Harwin. Specializes in solo longform mom taboo POV.

This nigga eatin bees

>>20154888
>Mfw literally every single person I've ever seen with a Misfits anything hasn't listened to a single song of theirs and wears them as a brand like the Nirvana smiley face tshirt 15 years ago

>>20156813
That woman is 25

>>20154874
>any girl with short hair is a tomboy
modern people are retarded.

>>20157995

>>20158569
Yeah. He tripped over his chair and landed on a CD rack. He died of eternal bleeding. Ironically enough the only album to fall out of the rack was Blood On The Dance Floor by Michael Jackson.

>>20159634
In the one with audio he says it's fine and to just microwave it for 30 seconds.

>>20159671
>Me offering my mom my cock when she's piss drunk after bingo night

>>20159390
She's such a cracker whore looking ass, and also British. Such a shame that she is one of the few people who is actually making content out there. God bless we have Betty.

>>20159704
You're the reason why every single video platform is cancer these days.

>>20159704
I love women which look like this

>>20157548
>17 inch inch

>>20158375
Part of traditional Russian meal

>>20159760
Who was chef?

>>20159282
Why do people put that much bark in their food? Isn't le sawdust food bad?

>>20159784
Nothing wrong with wood pulp. Good fiber and doesn't add calories.

>>20156175
Other that the Paul giamati femdom parts this is literally the best scene in the show. Viacom fucking sucks.

>>20156175
what is he drinking?

>>20159379
Chang and the Chocolate Factory

>>20159782
The Courier

>>20158459
I could go for some sorrowful pork right now. Make more webms of this film please.

>>20157617
good lord,
is that in an migrant camp?

>>20159282
When I was in HS long ago, my gf worked at Cinnabon and she'd give me 6 packs of Cinnabons for free and I'd eat them every day. Mind you I worked out and played sports, so didn't get fat (and was a teen). Glorious times. As I said, I'm old now so I think breathing the smell will get me fat. So enjoy it while you're young.

>>20158583
The version that said chinese definintly came first
but it was no less fake then

>>20159661
How is that ironic?

>>20157449
>You now notice that everyone in the back is also Elon Musk

>>20157318
that doesnt even america

>>20156424
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PUT THE RAW SIDE ON THE PLATE INSTEAD OF THE COOKED (DRY) SIDE

>>20157995
>Neo, wake up

>>20156191
>Tanaka giving the gorilla what he deserves after years of abuse.
You just know he lives for these moments, especially when he fucks him over on the oni hunts. Been some time since I last watched GnT, what's Tanaker from?

>>20159792
>>20159784
anon...

>>20159870
Full is on Y0utube

>>20160397
Cinnamon is toxic in large amounts like that.

>>20159649
>Deep frying meat while basically naked
Those sumo wrestlers are brave

>>20160116
He could save others from death, but not himself.

>>20154827
Fake and gay clickbait. Company who made that has hundreds of staged and bullshit videos as a click farm.
https://youtu.be/vSBSzWmjXO0

>>20159661
>eternal bleeding.

>>20154827
That's fucking disgusting.

>>20159635
Nope you should get your eyes checked

>>20160116
Eternal bleeding? Is he still bleeding?

>>20154861
Not cutting your fish is disgusting

>>20154854
That chair must've been made by a master craftsman

>>20155803
For some people. It's more about the attention than the money.

>>20156175
>critiques normies eating sushi
>doesn't eat his sushi with fish facing down

>>20158594
Holy shit salt grinders trigger me so much.

>>20159466
That video is so cringe lol

>>20159694
>blows on her noodles
>can't get all the noodles in a single slurp
Not real Japanese

>>20160964
Her white boyfriend taught her the importance of table manners.

>>20158041
oh yeah 100%

>>20159054

>>20159771
i dont recall this scene in pink flamingos

>>20158041
Don't forget balding and babyface

>>20157548
aside from the size meme that actually looks great

>>20154882
I want to lick her armpits after a long day of work.

>>20159713
What?

>>20161049
>says to add biscuits
>shows adding graham crackers

>>20156188
/ctg/ in a nutshell

>>20160964
id say any reasonably experienced japanophile should be able to tell that thats a filthy gook

>>20154874
i cannot believe that first guy just walks through it wtf

>>20154885
So many americans died for her meal :(((((

>>20161133
huh???

>>20158587
Some of these webms are really stupid. No offense.

>>20161141
To be fair petit beurre are way more delicious than any graham cracker

>>20161000
I don’t understand why makes that face. It’s so out on, first of all. And second, it doesn’t help me understand the level of deliciousness he is trying to convey that he is experiencing. It just pisses me off and makes me jealous that I’m not eating what he’s eating.

>>20154857
If they are poor (yet still somehow morbidly obese) why do they insist on eating meat? Just eat rice and beans. Complete protein.

>>20159646
It’s because their music sucks. I just listened to the top two tracks. Not only have I never heard them before, they are not catchy or memorable. Just a lot of noise. At least something like the Clash is memorable.

>>20161356
Anon if you had to eat garbage to survive you biggest concern is gonna be finding enough garbage. Being cute is low on mazlows hierarchy of needs

>>20155803
TikTok was a mistake. Wait, no. The people who view content on TikTok were a mistake. These days that’s pretty much everybody. Humanity was a mistake.

>>20161395
I feel like someone who already weighs 300 pounds is going to survive and live to see another day if they skip a rotten meal.

>>20161336

>>20161004
He takes a perfectly normal can of food. Then, he adds additional mayonnaise, in order to make it palatable. And then he calls it a recipe and makes a video about it. The internet is indeed a bounty of novelty and things you could never imagine on your own.

>>20154876
>Brapper Loaf.

>>20161427
Y'know, his eyes really do look like Mongoloid eyes. Damn...

>>20161441

>>20161437
Extremely isotonic

>>20161489
>Combining wood,silicone and metal.

>>20159279
people like this is why we have pandemics unironically

>>20161321
But what does any of it have to do with biscuits?

>>20155133
Fake and gay.
F35s are not dogfighters. They are long distance planes. This doesn't add up.

>>20161489
Didn't he shoot his son or something?

>>20157449
Oh fuck no

>>20161557
>cock goes here

>>20160960
okay cool guy. Too cool for a waffle house now? Excuse me, just trying to enjoy brunch with my bitch

>>20157449

>>20159274
https://youtu.be/E4wEyiFZanA

>>20156424
This actually looks good
>>20160186
She put it back in the pan raw side down to cook

>>20156175
>the chef doesn't even care and awkwardly watches this guy spazz out
>just wants his customers to enjoy their meals and to make money
>this guy's behavior is making everyone else uncomfortable and ruining their dining experience
Why didn't he pull him aside and discretely mention what was wrong in a polite manner?

>>20155803
Shoenice is from way before tiktok was around. Even from before YouTube became monetized... He barely made any money. Did it all for attention and mental illness. Dumb ass zoomer faggot

>>20154876
What the heck is that thing?!

>>20156981
no. but i won't hold it against you if it does.

>>20157449
delet

>>20161437
After watching this I feel like I cant breathe.

>>20155966
Woah how’s the cat doing that???

>>20160951
hehe. my mother in law uses one and every single time she does i say, "mmm fresh ground salt." no one ever finds this funny. i'm lucky she loves me.

>>20161387
i think the point stands even if one allows that the music isn't good.

>>20161011
i'm so pleased that i have made this joke enough times that anons are now stealing it. i'm so happy.

>>20160858
Yes. He will never stop bleeding. He cannot die, for he is doomed to eternal bleeding. When the universe is just a distant memory, he will still be bleeding.

>>20157548
>skinny manlet with tats
looks like he takes 17inch burritos from behind as well

>>20161718
No, you break the brick in half and boil it in a pan on the stove. No self-respecting American owns a fucking tea kettle.

>>20154822

>>20159542
>Pickles and bacon, two ingredients often found together on a burger/club sandwich, taste good
Fucking dumb cunt and her stupid faces.

>>20161992
She didn't even use bacon.

>>20154854
Unironically beautiful.

>>20157537
>dips broccoli in cheese
>cheese doesnt stick
>goes for another dip
>still doesnt stick
grim

>>20154822
>>20161988
There's a webm on rotation over at /wsg/ of a guy pulling a beehive off his house and eating the fucking thing. People are lunatics man.

>>20157451

correct. rub some sour cream on them and then hotdog your dick between them

>>20161828
wash your eyes my little friend

>>20159279

based soup pirate

>>20154822
I was going to make Man vs Booze webmsnagter seeing the chugs in this thread, and I can't find the videos anywhere.
How can something viral like that just not exist anymore?

>>20161437
Why the fuck is that mayo so white?

>>20154836
Is that a library?

>>20161718
that's what most people in america call ramen noodles you brown fuck

>>20159760
Soulless.

>>20159771

>>20157532

>>20161387
>Listens to the 2 most commercial tracks
>Judges an entire band on that

>>20161387
I can only name the ones metallica have covered

>>20159881
Most likely "contract" laborers somewhere in the ME

>>20157617
>>20159881
this is technically middle class in pakistan
dudes just sit around in rooms of bunk beds watching soap operas and plotting the destruction of india while they wait for their moms to finish making the latest batch of rice and chinese tea

>>20157995
don't get me wrong, I give no fucks about the wellbeing of sea bugs, but wrapping them individually like this just seems like a huge waste of money to sell bad/dead crab which og's know not to buy anyway

>>20161336
he's a syphillitic homo who thinks making faces on youtube will somehow replace his $67k a year office job he got fired from for sexual harassment

google it

>>20159249
The nakadashi chef is back. I'd fucking cum in one ear and out the other.

>>20161387
I actually really like the misfits, especially the michael graves era, but I can still admit they suck compared to other bands. I wanted to listen to Where eagles dare by Iron Maiden, searched it up and a Misfits song came up by the same name. I thought they must have covered the iron maiden song. Instead it was just the same old boring simple power chord song they always play. The contrast between their song and the Iron Maiden one made me realise how shit they really are. Famous Monster is still a top album for me.

>>20162619
THEY WERE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE BAD

>>20159704
actual nigger

>>20154854
I bet she sucks a mean dick

>>20155966
This is fake

>>20160397
>5:1 skyr-to-kanill ratio
I bet it tastes like heaven

>>20162619
>listen to the only two good songs by a band
>NOOO THAT'S NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THEIR ENTIRE CATALOG!!!
yeah no shit.

>>20162244
Why are those bananas orange? I've never seen an orange banana before.

>>20163262
Forgot pic. Bananas are yellowish white, not mango orange.

>>20163111
You are fake

>>20163262
>>20163265
Called plantain banana in french. Thicker texture than cavendish bananas and less sugary, great for frying. Idk how it's called in burger

Really wish faggots would just title these threads for what they are - mukbang fetish trash.

>>20162473
Yeah he got banned

>>20162009
>she

>>20162322
how many views did the vids have? might have gotten taken down by youtube being gay

>>20156921
Wait isn't that how you're supposed to do it?

>>20157537
I really wish that scalding hot cheese fell on his hand.

>>20162322

>>20163069
this kills the squid

>>20164497
How do I know that isn’t water in the bottle and he’s just acting

>>20163069
Squids are smart persons and should not be killed, especially not in such a horrific way. By contrast, I suppose cows are dumb persons, and so for that reason, it is okay to kill them.

>>20161427
the deliciousness was clearly worth the stroke

>>20164660
He popped the cap and was seen in my other >>20154836
>chug
chub webms, notice the everclear was so strong even a guy who can chug normal booze had to hold his nose

>>20161718
I'll take a bowl of that over the shit they serve in india any day of the week.
I hate indians so much it's unreal.