/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The hunnies

>>20158385
Chick fil a.

>>20158385
Cinnabon

>>20158385
wtf is a mall? I was born in 2019 btw

The jap hibachi places where you can bully the meek workers into loading up the take out container with rice and teriyaki meat until it doesn’t close.

>>20158385
pretzel and smoothie place

>>20158418
Your vocabulary is amazing little man.

>>20158412
>>20158415
>>20158420
Yeah, but what items specifically thtth2ough?

>>20158412
>>20158415
>>20158420
Yeah, but what items specifically?

I will never be a woman. I will never eat food at the mall because I will never be a woman. I will never find enjoyment in shopping because I will never be a woman.

anything from Orange Julius

>>20158385
Last time i visited my home town i decided to check out how the old mall was doing. I bought Auntie Annes pretzels for nostalgia's sake. Then i sat down at a table alone and ate them in silence and felt sad and left. Auntie Annes isnt as fun when you dont have mom or friends for company.

>>20158385
Sbarros.
And I'm sick of pretending it wasn't good.

>>20158412
fuck chick fil a they donate to anti gay causes

>Work at FUCKING GAMESTOP in the mall back in the day
>Always go to Sarku Japan, Teriyaki Chicken
>Pay a dollar extra for double chicken, ask for an extra ladle of sauce
>Greasy happy and full for like 5 bucks

nothing beats food court bourbon chicken with rice. a little unorthodox but after a night of drinking I used to take the subway go to the train concourse at South Station in Boston because there was a little kiosk that would dosh this stuff out to commuters late into the night. such memories.

>>20158392
as salaam wa alaykum ya akhi. please repent from these sinful ways and turn onto the path of Allah (SWT). Only in this can we find peace.

>>20158385
in leafland we used to have this place called Manchu Wok (still exists in some city's malls). The chow mein and shrimp was the perfect american chiense food. with an orange julius smoothie, just top tier goyslop for when mom drags you along for the weekend shopping

>>20158548
wtf I love cfa now

>>20158466
This anon remembers having to go to the record store to buy albums.

>>20158600
https://youtu.be/hdBUTdCR6-0?si=lFoPK25hots2KmH1

>>20158606
>si=

>>20158615
it's youtube anon. it's your frenn.

>>20158606
Thoooose were the DaAaAaAaAays!

>>20158548
I'm convinced. Chick fil a for lunch tomorrow.

Dippin dots
>inb4 faggot
Fuck you they are great

>>20158640
Just make sure it's mall cfa. Normal cfa makes young girls stand outside all day, which is kinda mean, but also means you'll end up spaghetti spilling in the drive thru

>>20158548
>fuck chick fil a they donate to anti gay causes
there a website I can go donate to cfa they they can donate my donation to these anti gay causes?

>>20158642
I exclusively order at the counter.

>>20158444
what a wasted of trips
>>20158557
elaborate on a memory
>>20158572
abrahamic religions were/are/will be a blight on this world

>>20158655
OK, then you'll be fine cuz all the bitches inside are ugly as hell. Expect to see a dirty bastard in the managers shirt tho

Hot Dog on a Stick

>>20158385
You posted it. But my absolute favorite mall food is suicide, which occurred at the world’s largest mall, The Mall of America, whose tall garage structure is tall enough to kill anybody, should they choose to hurl themselves over the edge of which.

>>20158385
>be me
>2012
>work at fancy shop in mall
>all mall employees have an unspoken agreement to hook eachother up
>i go to auntie annes every shift
>free large blue raspberry lemonade
>go to charleys
>10% large chicken philly cheesesteak
>feelsgoodman,jpg

>>20158690
I saw a Charley's at the mall a few months back, wanted like fucking sixteen bucks for a sandwich. Fuck that.

>>20158696
Prices for eating out in general have become prohibitively expensive unless you're trashy tasteless nouveau riche, as all the while the actual size and quality of the food itself declines. What a world, huh?

>>20158385
Aunt annies cinnamon sugar pretzels.
Cinnabon for the cinnamon roll and drinks.

>>20158696
Yeah it's been pretty bad, but I don't eat any fastfood without using apps. Charley's app always has deals, couple bucks off here and there

>>20158663
>elaborate
okay then IT'S STROY TIME

The year was 2000 and it was Saint Paddy's Day, which is a big clustrefuck in Boston. I was drinking at my friends' house all afternoon and my brother was coming into the city to spend the day. So I left the party to meet him at South Station around 2pm or so. While there I bought some Bourbon Chiggin and rice, and wholfed it down at one of their quaint little round tables they have around the concourse. Which really hit the spot.

He arrived all pumped to hit the kegs, so we went back to the party and drank for another 10 or so hours, and then he had to catch the last train out of there so we made our drunk-as-fuck way back to South Station and he caught his train and I order the shit again and ate another. Woke up the next day without a hint of hangover. Although my schitz were green for like 3 days because we dyed the kegs lmao.

>>20158685
I dont think suicide is considered a form of food

>>20158722
for the insects it is

>>20158385
Sbarro

>>20158717
that's a core memory right thar. make more

>>20158738
that was the last one sadly

>>20158717
Cool blog post...btw fuck Bombston.

>>20158418
"Malls" were like a weird kind of self-service Amazon for boomers. Most stores were transparent fronts for money-laundering operations like The Sharper Image, The Sunglass Hut, and GNC Nutrition, which never saw a single honest sale. However, certain niche subcultures managed to take root even in this culturally barren environment. There was a place called "Hot Topic" which appealed to homosexual boys with painted fingernails, and fat girls who pretended that being fat was somehow countercultural. There was a place called "Forever 21" which appealed to both 14yo aspiring holes, and 26yo blown-out holes who were ready to settle down. These facilities often included an overpriced commissary for the nominal customers..... and the wageslaves who were lucky enough to earn a commission on every pair of sneakers not stolen. Every mall eventually died when the Zerg overcame socioeconomic barriers. (Buchi are the foinest sweatpants you can buy at the mall.) There are a few nominal "malls" still in existence, but they are uncanny valley hellscapes inhabited by shadows, as if the mannequins came to life.

>>20158742
:(
>>20158747
you're just mad you don't have friends in real life

>>20158593
>>20158640
>>20158649
if you didnt already know, you never cared and certainly wont be supporting them now
lardasses

>>20158418
>2019 was half a decade ago

food court taco bell tastes different than drive thru taco bell and you cant tell me otherwise

>>20158819
how different, better or worse...or horrible but a different kinda horrible?

>>20158824
better in a way that's hard to put into words.
the chips and taco shells are slightly crispier
the sour cream is slightly colder
little things like that

>>20158548
I told you I already liked them, you didn’t have to sell me on them

>>20158385

>>20158998
There was one where I used to go to school, I miss a hot Bobbie so bad bros

>>20158722
>implying death doesn't satiate your hunger

>>20158556
I got the chicken and shrimp plate from here. Quite good, actually.

>>20158663
>abrahamic religions were/are/will be a blight on this world
nah, just the Catholic-derived versions of it (like Islam)

>>20158702
Yeah, kids who grew up in the QE bux incubated households who think fast food is fine dining and never knew that the appeal of eating out was in its affordability. Then they saw that their favorite meme rappers got meals at McDonald's. It was over at this point. Fuck their parents. Hope they get put into snuff films.

>>20158466
I miss the piña colada

>>20158574
wholly canada pilled. Those were some good eats in Regina

>>20158385
McDowell's

>>20159358
I miss gettin' caught in the rain

>>20159495
I like the taste of champagne

>>20158385
That's not a mall it's an airport

>>20158385
>>20158412
>>20158415
the ultimate olfactory triple cross. I avoid malls because the smells are intoxicating. have to go into a Macy's and cleanse myself with a cologne sampler

>>20158385
None. I haven't been to a mall in like 20 years, I didn't know that malls still existed.

>>20160556
Anon, if you're intoxicated by mall smells then you should seek help before you go shooting up a school or something.

sbarros is fucking kino

>>20160586
sbarros is vile and disgusting, the last one that I knew of directly was in times square nyc and was 100% catered to tourists and rats, it's not a place to go to if you grew up or live in nyc. It's one of those places that's a money laundering operation.

>>20158385
Wetzel's Pretzels will always be better. Auntie Anne autists need not post.

From the looks of it sbarros has been relegated to airports where they have a captive audience.

>>20160605

>>20160620
I'll see that and raise you a Dillon.

>>20160579
nah it's just anorexia lol and not allowing myself those foods. I'm much healthier now though and will indulge occasionally

>>20158419
they do that anyway even if you don't want it. Dominican places also.

>>20158434
The cinnabon hamburgers...what do you think people like at cinnabon?

>>20158831
Eating is right after its made means its fresher? Anon, youre a genius!

>>20158385
Sbarros

Free sampur aka bourbon chicken

>>20158415
So much this. I haven't seen one in years, I can't remember the last time I even went to a mall.

>>20158434
The Cinnabon, of course.

>>20158548
Definitely going to cfa for lunch tomorrow now.

>>20158767
I see posts like yours in every cfa thread, and your whining is why I even go to cfa.

CHARLEYS CHEESE FUCKING STEAKS

>>20158385
mall FOOD? I go to the mall to eyefuck teens not eat

Teriyaki chicken

>>20158385
>>20158556
Sarku is not only my favorite mall food, it’s my favorite chain restaurant all together. Hopefully with the death of malls they start branching out to standalone locations. I can make it 85% as good at home but it’s not quite the same

>>20160610
>Wetzel's Pretzels

>>20158385
I had a thread similar to this and it was over taken by people who thought I wanted a bourbon chicken recipe. Then the mods archived it. Anyway I like Suzy B's pretzels

>>20158548
Thanks for suggesting where to go next.

>>20158466
I miss the DQ in my mall
>>20158444
Wasted

>>20165080
That was comfy I remember that

>>20158663
That's a weird way to say "I have issues with my parents and I'm a degenerate"

>eating food at the mall

>>20165102
My mall now has the following in Pic related. https://youtu.be/SmXQytdA2L8?si=R9cN36DuNat-1AeO

>>20158385
The Mongolian barbecue stall.

>>20158557
Was gonna get some bourbon chicken tomorrow anyway but this post galvanized my decision

>>20163666
ok satan

>>20165830
This wharms my heart anon. I hope it's as delicious as it always is and they don't skïmp on the rice. One needs a proper balance to satisfy the belly to completion.

>>20165819
what mall has a monghorrian barbecue stall

>>20158385
Sbarro's. I hardly go to the mall any more. So its mostly nostalgia I guess.

>>20166038
Anon if you haven't, you should check out this youtube channel called "Retail Archeology" and this very down to earth and likeable guy tours shopping malls; dead, dying, historical, new, and sometimes surprisingly thriving malls. It's comfy af unlike a lot of channels of that type. Anyway, he often stops to get a bite to eat in the food courts, many times they're almost dead with just one sad old japanese man keeping his soba bowl place going in any empty food court, but his preferred mall pizza is Sbarro. It's good shit

>>20166020
They had them in California. You'd usually buy a plate or bowl or whatever and pick your protein and do that whole shit.

>>20158418
Underage b&

>>20158674
I wonder if that's somebody's grandma now.

Everything at my local mall sucks cock. There's some decent restaurants attached to it but everything inside is slop tier. The 1-2 times I'm at the mall per year, I have been known to sneak a bite at Sarku Japan though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrEgG5ymRs

>>20166202
As an Australian who has lived through the Westfieldification of malls in my beloved Sydney, I'm so, so sorry.

One of the most welcoming and quintessentially Australian shopping centres in the country was completely pitted and redeveloped by Westfield about 10 years ago, at a cost of a couple billion dollars. They turned into black glass and marble and mirrors, and no opens spaces at all. You have no idea which direction you're heading, what floor you're on, you can go hours without seeing natural light or an exit if you're unlucky. It's horrible and frankly greedy. You feel like you're being held captive in a rat maze with no purpose to any direction you walk or any decision you make while you're in there.

Westfield has literally ruined the mall experience. It's like someone programmed an AI to be an accountant and then forced that accountant to make a shopping centre most agreeable to the accountant's priorities. Burn it all and start again.

>>20165819
Back in the late 90s those Mongolian bbqs were popping up everywhere and now it’s impossible to find one.

>>20160556
i like anal sex with jews

>>20166082
Probably. People age and then die. Hopefully you do much sooner than later.

>>20166251
good

>>20166266
so does your dad

>>20166278
GOOD MORNING SARS