/ck/ - Food & Cooking

anything else youd like to say mr hogan?

>>20110227
I eat eggs within 30 minutes of them falling out of my hens ass. Nothing like cracking a warm egg over a hot cast iron pan with grass feed butter and eating it on a slice of dark rye toast with Tabasco.

>>20110238
Use canola next time. You can high temp cook them real fast and make them much crispier.

>>20110230
How the hell did you know Paul is a actual relative of mine? Freaky.

>>20110247
When you start keeping track of time, time with keep track of you.

>>20110247
i dont, i just know hulk hogan used to eat sixty boiled eggs a day when training

>>20110265
Oh... Hulk Hogan. Terry Bolea or something. No, I am related to Paul Hogan.

>>20110247
>canola
kys sneed drinker

>>20110289
Superior to butter in this usage and healthier buddyboy. Go be fat somewhere else.

>>20110292
Buffoon

>>20110454
Fatty McFatso

>>20110227
>you should too
Nice try, wholesale shill

>>20110510
Shilling cheap food

I am OK with this.

>>20110227
how many eggs do you eat per day anon?

>>20110565
I have eaten 48 in a night in my life. That was alot. I could have eaten more but I ran out. Normally I only have 4 or 6 a day.

How much does the 90 pack of eggs cost?

14 dollars for 90 eggs. Shit boys. I might start taking the egg pill. I already buy rice in bulk. I could be eating for the same price as a true third worlder.

>>20110850
Use to cost less than a dollar a dozen just a few weeks ago. Now it's 13 dollars for 90.

>>20110871
i feel like this is a big meme, did all the battery hens just die through a bird flu only america knows about? why are the eggs so expensive

>>20110884
It's not a meme. A few weeks ago I got a dozen eggs for 92c from Lidl. I use to get them from Costco but they got expensive. They also don't have the large box.

>>20110227
>buy 90 pack
>charge $2 for 2 eggs, scrambled
>make $180
>buy 90 pack of eggs
>charge $2 for 2 eggs, scrambled
>make $180
>buy 90 pack of eggs
>...

>>20111302
Are you OK anon?

>>20111302
>?????
>Profit!

Is that what you're trying to say, new friend?

>>20111317
you're missing out if you're not minmaxing your egg sales.

>>20111319
ad infinitum, anon.
i just made $360 in that post.

Why do eggs need to be refrigerated? It’s not like they will hatch if they aren’t.

>>20111337
because leaving food out is tacky.

>>20111302
congratulations, you figured out the business model of a restaurant.

>>20111340
Ketchup is food. But it does not need to be in the fridge. It’s like refrigerating sugar.

>>20111302
>$2 for eggs sounds like an okay deal, but the eggman didn't have a plate or anything, just scooped the eggs into my hands. i probably won't be going back unless there's a coupon.

>>20111302
That's just a regular business model you doofus.

>>20110227
Good deal, and I go through like 8 eggs a day.
None local, though.

>>20111419
imagine not putting your sugar in a cupboard.
>>20111404
>>20111488
>That's just a regular business model you doofus
and?
>>20111474
>he's never heard of reusable dishes

>>20111302
What the fuck. IHOP is literally stealing from us bro. Someone should sue them over this it’s actually pissing me off the more I think about it

we dining good tonight, egg sisters

>>20110292
it's not and you're setting off my jewdar for even making such a claim

>>20111585
>grapes with scrambled eggs

might be good

>>20111751
we eat olives to put hair on our chests in this house mister

>>20112243
Those are obviously grapes.

>>20112261
>his grapes come from Dehli
kek

>>20111337
It depends on what part of the world you're in. The US and Canada require shit and other hen fluids be washed off of eggs before they can be sold commercially. This removes a protective layer the egg has that keeps pathogens out. In other parts of the world, selling eggs with shit on them is normal so there's no need to clean the eggs. As a result, the protective layer is kept intact and the eggs can be stored for a while without refrigeration. People in those places (hopefully) wash their eggs right before cracking them.
If you're in the US and Canada, you can buy eggs directly from a farmer, complete with shit and other fluids on the egg, including the protective layer. Or you can raise your own chickens.

>>20110227
The avian flu is going around again.

>>20110227
>Refrigerate eggs
Do Americans really?

cheap eggs are shit
light yellow yolks are god awful
get the good dark orange yolks
theyre better and have more nutrition in them
dont skimp on the eggs

>>20112477
Yes, for reasons you would understand if you read the thread.