/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20102740
A lot.

When actors need to get obese really fast for a role, they microwave ice cream and then drink it.

>>20102740
Nutella, lots of it.

>>20102740
Peanut butter bacon sandwiches and cheese soup.

>>20102740
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME FAT ANON WHAT IS WRONH WOTH YOU DO YOU JUST FUCKINH HATE LIFE? YOULL BE MISERABLE YOULL BE DISGUSTING AND UGLY YOUR BODY WILL SHUT DOWN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. GET HELP.

>>20102740
Carbs. Watch Nikocado mukbangs.

>>20102761
I am a skinny 5'5 turbo manlet, I want to be wide at least.

>>20102740
BEER

>>20102828
if ur 5’5 fat nobody would like u. just be a rapable twink

>>20102740
be thinking of your next meal while food is still in your mouth, never stop eating ~something~

>>20102749
Sounds gross unless if they store it in the fridge immediately afterwards, then wait a couple hours to drink it.

>>20102740
Smoke lots of weed.

>>20102740
Steel Reserves.

>>20102837
How much?

>>20102923
A FUCKIN LOT

>>20102740
Eat refined sugar straight from the bag. But youll also become dietbetic.

Figure out what carb source agrees best with your digestive system. For me it's potatoes or rice. Then add whatever you like to make it palatable - meat, soy sauce, sour cream. Don't overeat such that you're full for hours. Don't rely on ice cream/sweets, but mix them into your diet between meals, along with shakes and other snacks.

>>20102740
eat lots of nuts

Serious answer: milkshakes. I used to work at a group home for men with brain damage. There was a guy who lost his normal sense of hunger and was dangerously underweight. The dietician told us to make sure he drank a milkshake every day on top of his normal meals and sure enough that did the trick.

>>20102740
Lots of protein.

>>20102740
As much refined carbs and fat as possible.

>>20102740
you don't need to eat a lot to get fat
either drink 8 bottles of coke every day
or even better beer

>>20102840
This statement made me widen my eyes in shock and concern

>>20104811

>>20102740
start making coconut cream milkshakes

>>20102749
Why wouldn’t they just drink chocolate milk? Some brands are pretty much just melted ice cream..

>>20102740
Eat straight butter. Fry carbs in butter. Drink coffee with butter. Just eat a shitload of fat, avoid protein, and go to bed full so your stomach starts stretching out and you can eat more in a single sitting.

>>20102740
just drink 2-3 beers every night after dinner and itll happen automatically when you hit your 30s

>>20102740
Nothing but trans fats if you want to speedrun obesity

sugar and fat

>>20102740
Rub the food on a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.

>>20106903
Kek. Based Dr Nick poster.

>>20102740
1. Seed oils. They will fuck up your metabolism and make you retain more fat.
2. Carbs. Keep snacking and spiking insulin. This will lead to fat gain.
3. Ultra processed foods. The more E codes you find on the label the better.

Never drink water.

Good luck on your transition into a true american.