/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20096893
Fuck off zoomer.

>>20096893
That's penne, not ziti.

>>20096893
420 bake it faggot

>>20096894
No.
>>20096899
Penne is French for Ziti.

>>20096907
You really should shithead it would make everyone feel a lot better including yourself.

>>20096909
I'm not a Zoomer though lad
>>20096905
Checkt and kekt

Ziti (Penne in French) is on.

>>20096912
Why is your beer shaped like a penis?

>>20096924
Because I'm a gay fag

>>20096912
Even worse, you're ugly and gross. And lonely. And an attention whore but not even female.

>>20096945
Stay mad kid.

>>20096945
Wanna get buttfucked, faggot?

>>20096951
Food and cooking. Stop talking about buttfucking

>>20096959
Futtbucking*
The practice of raising bucks on a vegetarian diet.

>>20096950
>Stay mad kid.
lol how sad

>>20096951
By your dad yes, you no.

>>20096959
No. I'm gonna buttfuck him and make him cry

Fuck! Didn't use enough water.

>>20096950
Does your landlord know you're splattering grease on the formica? Say adios to that security deposit.

>>20096971
You ain't gonna be buttfucking anything without a cock you tranny

Paprika, chilli flakes, basil, oregano and Fennell seeds.

>>20096978
You wish homo stop projecting.

>>20096978
Oh I've got plenty of strap ons

This board is a lot like my cooking, salty as fuck.

>>20096984
I bet you do, I bet you do.

>>20096984
You won't do shit bro. I'll buttfuck you first

Used wine instead of water because I'm pretty much Jordan Ramsay

>>20096994
I had a colonectomy so you won't be nuttfucking anything. You can fuck my shit bag if you want.

Neighbours cat just posted up

>>20096893
>pre shredded fake mozzarella
>fake olive oil
It was over before you even began

>>20097011
>u in neighbor
go fuck yourself foreigner

Penemasean

>>20097016
It's Italian American bro, it was always going to be trash.

>>20097022
>stubby little digits
F

>>20097003
Yeah well I can buttfuck anything. Don't tempt me bro

>>20097028
Just try it bro I've got aids and herpes. I've got diseases doctors don't even know what they are

>>20097028
>>20097037
>bro
you're both homos

Now for the ricotta.

Epic comfy thread
>>20097022
I have similar finger nails and I didnt know until high school that my nails are unusually small.

You also seem to have very small hands

>>20097051
lol basic bitch

>>20097050
Shut your mouth or I'll give you my aids and herpes

the sauce looks great. keep going anon. lay the ricotta down THICK, you need 2 tubs if you have them.

>>20097057
And I'd separate your head from your neck if you did.

>>20097051
i dont know why people are being rude. It looks good to me anon

>>20097071
posted before i saw this >>20097064 pathetic display
you should have an even layer of ricotta across the surface, you should not be able to see pasta except through the sides of the pan, you really need the entire tub and if you had it a second would be good

Rest of the sauce

>>20097073
You won't do shit. Open wide for my body fluids daggot

>>20097074
It's basic bitch baked ziti. Rude is the lease of the tranny's concerns.

>>20097074
Oh, are you looking to get buttfucked next?

Bison Mozzarella

>>20097078
desu looks like you took a shit on some overcooked pasta after eating a bunch of taco bell with fire sauxe and spread it out. good job i guess

Guys I just wanted to make a thread about zitti, not buttrape and aids

>>20097078
And then?

Plate up and post it. It looks great :D

Parmashaun. Now into the hot box

>>20097102
Yeah well you're gonna get some buttrape and aids. Ziti homo

>>20097102
Shouldn't have used penne, then.

This talk of buttrape has me so hot I need to cool off with a cold shower

>>20097102
>baked ziti
and were the gay ones

>>20097124
That's not me
I'm the real op and I didn't make ziti I made a steak

>>20097074
Welcome to nu-4chan. Every board on this site has been bombarded with blackpill psyops for the last half decade. We cannot have nice things, even on smaller boards like this one.
Except for OP. He's pretty nice

>>20097130
Steak's cool. You're cool.

>>20097132
This anon just got buttfucked

>>20097135
sike

>>20096950
Isn't baked tube pasta usually done with sausage and not beef?

>>20097132
How does it feel to be man that presents as woman but really everyone knows is a man? Does it feel nice to wear frilly dresses and paint your nails? Tell us more

>>20097147
no weirdo

>>20097025
>Rivets visible on inside of stainless steel skillet
2/10
Do not pass Go
Do not collect $200
Go directly to /ck/ jail
Would not bang

Sneaky peak.

>>20097172
after the the time is up think about turning on the broiler for a minute or two to brown the top, if you like brown cheese.

>>20097155
Hey don't make fun of my pan or ill buttfuck you

>>20097132
Cheers cunt

>>20097178
It's already browning. Recipe said to cook it covered in foil then take the foil off. I used the rest of my foil making hats and vests.

>>20097200
Stop pretending to be me, op, a massive homosexual with aids and herpes

>>20097202
I told you it was an ingrown hair

>>20097204
It's not ingrown it's from shaving my bhole for all the gay sex I have

>>20097191
So you're using the oven in the middle of the day during summer? That's psychotic.

>>20097207
Does your mum know you're using her precious interweb megagigs to bleed dry the same joke on an anonymous Balinese Tiger Painting trading forum?

>>20097172
Don't listen to them op, you might be a fag but round here-parts baked zitis have penne just fine.
Penne is designed crafted molded by the hands of Italian [great-great-etc-grand]mothers and their maidens alike to hold a fount of sauce in their holes, it is their one duty in life, the one peaceful existence the luscious warmth of a sauce overflowing, this penne is meant to hold precious fluid inside itself and be doused in cheese gracefully. you're doing a good job.

>>20097188
>or ill buttfuck you
You are under a no fucking plan, because of the rivets in your pan.

>>20097217
Yeah bro. But it's cool. I've got cold beer and I just had a cold shower.

>>20097220
Stay on topic faggot, what tiger paintings you got for trade? None of them Chinese fucking shits

>>20097226
Tl;dr faggot

Cheese browned up real good and brown.

>>20097236
>t. Has gay buttsex and aids

>>20097245
It's not gay unless the balls touch

>>20097253
No it becomes gay when they penis goes inside the b hole

Oh yeah nah, shan't be eating that for a while. Going to put away a dozen cold ones then switch to wine.

>>20097258
You'd know

>>20097241
Some of the cheese on your baked penne isn't even properly melted. Stick it under the grill for a bit.

>>20097241
That did brown up nicely even without the broiler

>>20097241
oh fuck that crust, I'm cumming

>>20096907
The clearest distinction between ziti and penne is in the shape of their cut ends: Ziti has a square-angle cut and a rectangular shape, while penne has an angled cut that gives them a pointed shape.

>>20097241
Let's see a side image, also let's see a slice

>>20097278
That's the parmesan bromozexual.
>>20097289
Don't care, didn't read, and you're gay.
>>20097291
No.

Op here forgot to mention I have had gender surgery yesterday and my new vagina won't stop bleeding

>>20097296
Its ok, man. Baked penne is just as good as baked ziti. You made some nice sloppa.

>>20097296
>you're gay.
>>>20097291
>No.

>>20097302
You're the only one obsessed with the difference between ziti and penne. Pasta is pasta m9

Op here I love cock so much I want to be buried in it.

>>20097342
weirdo

>>20097348
*I want it buried in me

>>20097127
Are you the tub anon who made The Brown and posted this pic? Getting similar vibes. I didn't screen cap the thread but wish I did.

>>20097357
Well naturally if I'm buried in it some of it is going to make it into my mouth and b hole
Probably my nose, ears, and penis hole

>>20097362
No.

>>20097356
Wait until you see the bowl I'm going to use...

>>20096893
Hot, now fuck your meal with your dick and make sure you eat the parts of ziti on your dick

>>20097468
Op here. As previously stated I became a woman recently and no longer have a penis

>>20097456
You monster.

>>20096893
good thread
also you can use sour cream instead of ricotta - i kinda like it more. and it is slightly healthier? I think?

>>20097296
I don't know what to tell you man, only that I would probably demolish half of that dish after a night out drinking.

>>20097632
Yes

>>20097646
>FAS so prevalent you have to remind pregnant women about it on every bottle

>>20097660
Good eye

>>20097681
>>20097660
Just means if you drink when up the duff your cunt kid will be an alcohol.

That Fennell is so good bro

>>20097770
Looks drier than a republican's wife's pussy.

Op here. I wish more people would be talking about my homosexuality

>>20097775
Needs to be reheated lad. It's been sitting there for a while. It's solidified.

Going to steam some Brock Ollie to go with it. Only just fits in the pot lol

It grew a little garden :)

>>20097770
Looks great, I would eati that ziti.

>>20097127
Cute leg. I'd like to see more

>>20098013

>>20098112
Not bad. I do like ugly twink feet.

Problem with this cooking is the fact there's zero butter and even the initial searing was done without any oil.
Onions looked like they were just moist lacking any flash heated edge or sacrament of olive oil

>>20096981
>fennel
ick

>>20096907
Penne is Italian for penis

>>20098272
Pen, pencil, penne, penis do all have a shared root.

>>20098275
Yeah, your mum likes them all embedded inside her lmao

>>20098331
Rekt

>>20097632
What haha nah man

>>20098387
Utterly delectable

>>20098394
Based lad

>>20096893
your baked ziti looks like my sperg friends ziti
which he also made because he sperged deep into the souprani's
and one day thought he could be a cook with the cookbook
motherfucker didn't know a garlic from a shallot and i rightfully stopped speaking to him afterward for 3 days
took him 4 hours to cook a goddamn jarred sauce

i roasted beef in 80 minutes and looking at your pitiful dry ziti i am getting angry angry flashbacks thinking of how i almost ended up drinking nothing but beers and hot flavourless tomato sauce - saved by shallots and sirloin roast

fuck you anon - just buy chinese and watch some suprami's eating compliations on gabalgoo you mentally ill prick

I don't come to /ck/ often, but threads like this make me wonder why I come back. Knuckle dragger makes questionable food. Gets trolled. Tries to reverse troll. Doesn't work. Now he just looks desperate.

>>20098866
>Knuckle dragger makes questionable food.
Oh come on, OP's Baked Penne looked good. If you were visiting Grandma and she pulled out a tray of that you would be happy.

That was good on tray.

Secret blend of herbs and spices.

>>20097127
Based

Salsa

God dammit these Evan Cado's have been so shit lately

>>20098112
You need surgery on that little toe. Little fukn nubn

Salsa verde or whatever

>>20097289
who gives a fuck about the shape

pasta is pasta

Texas BBQ

I have been refining homemade alfredo sauce I used a blender to get rid of the gritty texture it definitely helped this time also used meat filled raviolis which paired well with the sauce came out pretty good terrible pic because I forgot to take one before I went to my room to eat

>>20099829
Stop using flour, there's no flour even in American-style alfredo sauce, it's cream-based

>>20099829
K

>>20099833
I use creamer

>>20099833
I didn't use flour idiot

>>20099833
I mean if someone doesn't have heavy cream and they are going to use milk instead, then a roux is unavoidable

>>20099846
What's flour idiot?

>>20098331
Now that's a burn.