/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20089014
>buying gas by the bag
do non-americans really??

>>20089023
does she dig holes under the van?

>>20089025
Probably stolen, borrowed, or just naturally blowing out of some hole in the desert

>>20089046
Yes.

>>20089014
what is going on here? what is in the bag? did he seriously just cook only that onion?

>>20089064
He's collecting Onion Gas

>>20089064
yes he's onionmaxxing

>>20089672
Why are they black?

>>20089064

>>20089760
Because they're poor.

>>20089014
no idea what this video is about, but fucking sharpen that knife.

>>20089661
Life on nightmare mode.

>>20089064
i think the bag contains the gas that he is burning to cook

>>20089682

>>20089022
A delicious loaf of brAPPPP

>>20089064
retard doesnt know you can go down to your gas station and refill your gas bottle for under $10

>>20089016
>Vegetable dumplings
Fuck off. Disgusting

>>20090013
How do the eggs get in??

>>20089016
Bastardizing a dish for your muh heckin vegan/vegetarian diet should get you shot. Also ew foid! I bet she's doing vegan shit for aesthetics since women are fat and ugly.
>>20089022
Please sit on my face.
>>20089064
He's making gas more powerful than what the Nazis used during the Holocaust to take down Israel.

>>20089017
why do alt of these dumb foreiner vids only have a single tabletop burn?

>>20089022
I will never get to stick a knife in someones asshole

>>20089813
this reminds me of my friend's volcano vaporizer

>>20089032
Based pisschad

>>20089649
doesn't even gut them... grim

>>20089016
Id fuck her.

>>20089023
Wouldn't fuck her, nose is too big. I'd let her blow me though ngl

>>20089760
>>20089816
coal dust, anons. They live in third world conditions.

>>20089672
What horror must lurk inside that sausage.

>>20089017
would

>>20090252

>>20090502
not just foreigners, lots of video makers. i think its so they can set up their camera in a more direct manner, not having to worry about overhead fans or shelves on the sides, stuff like that

>>20090589
can't possibly be any worse than the webm above it

>>20090618
imagine not petting it

what an asshole

>>20089016
She's got enough filling for a 100 dumplings.

>>20091073
Nah she's a husky banana girl, using the husky camera filter

>>20089016
>Vegan
>Def Leppard
>Hapa
>Fat
Get the fuck outta here

>>20090618

>>20090730
Sauce?

>>20091053
they are known for nipping at you, but i dont know if thats the ones who dont have human contact or the ones who do

>>20091619
they dont like people unless they have food or opium
kinda like humans

>>20091626
this show is so kino, its great when they get some real idiots

>>20090618
Chad seal, probably ordered the boomer to bring him a fancy tropical drink too.

>>20090618

>>20089661
Hnnngggg... this makes me want to travel to this country, pick her prettiest daughter for a bride to save her from poverty. :-(

>>20091619
They also smell like a combination of pig turds and rancid fish. Probably not something you'd want to put your hand near.

>>20091673
that dog probably got scratched up bad from that, felines don't retract their claws when they play

>>20089016
That pan is crowded beyond belief.

>>20091680
They are all necessarily horrendously ugly or that would have happened locally already. There's no such thing as pretty poor/homeless people. There's barely such a thing as not-ugly poor/homeless people because everyone is elevated by appearance.

>>20089023
>stunning and brave

>>20089661
shit like this is why ill never eat south east asian food. theyre some of the dumbest people on the planet, so they have no hygiene standards, or any standards for that matter. how could you trust them with ANYTHING?

>>20091673
>>20091563
>>20090618
>>20090252
>>>/an/

>>20090558
based

>>20089661
That old woman got fat as fuck by EATING GARBAGE. Think about that for a second. Even all the work involved in collecting and processing all that trash wasn't enough to offset how much of it she eats.

Holy shit.

>>20090287
He lays them, you fucking bigot.

>>20091860
>>>/lgbt/

>>20091613
>Long gone, add RCV if you search.

Unrelated

>>20091905
Not enough scorched bits

>>20092049
>Illegally traffic humans because you don't make enough tax revenue to take care of them
>"WTF BROS they're...feeding them out of a container I don't like!"

>>20092154
Why non whites hate America so much when America is only 58.9% (and declining) white? There are way "whitter" countries than USA.

>>20089016
I bet you she's never listened to def leppard in her entire life.

>>20092162
The guy looks Med to me which means more white than most of America

>>20089014
>>20089813
In Canada, gas comes in bags

>>20092162
It’s a cultural thing. The politicians want america to be polarized so they don’t unite and go up in arms for the bs they are doing.

>>20092176
Culture and race are more defining in the US than class or economics. I don't want to associate with people unlike me just because they make the same amount of money, they're unlike me in every other way

>>20090507
Not with that attitude.

lil chirp

>>20090730
Took me until halfway through the vid to realize what's going on lol.

>>20091640
what show

>>20091905
Holy fuck that looks disgusting

>>20090730
More like this?

>>20091922
I was all ready to go hurrdurr sloppa on this one, but the last grilling part won me over, I'd try these for novelty at least.

>>20091654
based and dedicated

God bless

>>20091661
lmao

>>20092174
I worked at a small coffee shop and even our caprese salads looked better than that
The dude can't even dunk on white people well

>>20092514
the thing about doing le ironic content is that you can get away with anything because you were merely pretending to be retarded

>>20092229

>>20092670
Wtf is this

>>20092687
mexican natto
cheese and sweetcorn

>>20092117
>import in millions of foreign invaders to keep your own labour costs down
>still pay for their whole existence out of your now lower wages
How fucking suicidal are your people.

>>20092709
Okay then, we will pay all workers a living wage and whoops a Big Mac is now $15. You can have cheap things or you can have high wages, pick one.

>>20089682
He's never getting out, is he?

>>20092936
not till bird flu comes back, no.

>>20091563
Poor little guy probably got it al up his nose

>>20092132
Appetizing

>>20092619
Source?

>>20092887
Price hikes are artificially created. Do you sincerely believe that big corporations actually NEED to increase their prices to offset the cost of rising wages? They don't, they would still turn a massive profit if they didn't, but it's a plausible cover for price gouging.

>>20090618
i would have let it lie ontop of me

>>20093226
The government doubled the number of dollars in circulation for (((reasons))) but you think this is corporate greed?

>>20093247
The government reinforces the corporations. We've gone beyond ordinary free-market capitalism to a system where irresponsible, greedy corporate policy is actively encouraged and rewarded by the government. It's a highly regulated economy that's regulated in favor of its most evil participants.

>>20092591
Someday monkey outsmarts them and they end up in the fire

>>20092154
>>20092174

punchable face

>>20089649
mmmm, intestines with literal shit in them

>>20092175

>>20089023
whores be like: Let me just shift the focus of my video to a video of me doing a stupid fucking pointless jig. Love from Kazakhstan

>>20092725

>>20089014
I know there are ceramic cutting boards but just watching this makes me grind my teeth

>>20092887
A Big Mac is already $15 bucks and we're still paid shit, retard. Inflation is caused primarily by the central banking system scam.
>living wage
shut the fuck up with your uneducated rhetoric

>>20093264
Yes, it's called Corporate Socialism

>>20092154
>>20092174
Getting really tired of brown people.

>>20093589
He's right.

>>20092162
>Why non whites hate America so much when America is only 58.9% (and declining) white? There are way "whitter" countries than USA.
It's the propaganda. They're not intelligent enought to see it on their own. They don't know what will happen if whites disappear overnight. They don't understand most of the bills, infrastructure, goods and essentisl services are done by whites.

>>20091869
>pan moves on it's own
Must be a ghost kitchen

>>20089023
>doesnt use buns
Ok, shes a ketofag
>uses ketchup
What the fuck is her problem, why not make a real burger then?

Also, whats with ppl always showing themselves when its about cooking?

>>20093661
>whats with ppl always showing themselves when its about cooking?
Attention. It's always about receiving attention.

>>20089025
>Anyone that isn't a European is American.
That's a Turk in Turkey you faggot.

>>20089056
Again that's in Turkey

>>20090730
I dont get it

>>20089022
BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>20091876
>eats mainly sneed oils and carbs
>gets fat
Man she gotta eat alotta that

Based retard

>>20091922
Holup, let me just uhh... drench your meal in sneed soils

When did this board go to shit?

>>20092591
Im normally pretty liberal, but ppl that eat monkeys or humans are simply inferior to me, I wouldnt object if someone were to claim they lacked a soul

>>20092619
What she doin all that for

>>20091905
Reddit: The Pasta

>>20090502
Not sure what other videos you're referring to but in Korea and other Asian countries there is a popular dish called a hotpot where that comes in handy. The reason they're using it in the video is probably because it is more convenient for filming as the other Anon mentioned.

>>20089064
The gas of the onion fills the bag

>>20091882
Bro was just telling you where to find more animal webmeme no need to call him a fag.

>>20092725
absolute unit

>>20089661
>live a life that force you to eat left overs from garbage
>have kids despite your poor current condition
>expect them to somehow escape this cycle, only for them to envitably repeat this cycle

why is humanity this retarted? It nothing but cope and laziness to just expect someone else to pick the pecies from your state of affairs than just improve some things yourself beforehand.

>>20092217
come dine with me

>>20093941
From what I've heard back in school, it's because poor countries don't have easy enough access to education and can't afford? condoms or other types of contraception or birth control and they're obviously not going to just abstain so they end up having kids, usually way too many kids, and are just stuck continuing their misery + company.

>>20093677
remote control vibrator

>>20090431
Hey vegetable derangement syndrome retard, there is no set filling for dumplings and people have been making vegetarian fillings for ages.

>>20091563
This is literally me

>>20091772
>They also smell like a combination of pig turds and rancid fish. Probably not something you'd want to put your hand near.
I touch my wife all the time.

>>20090730
This reminds me of the time I made my wife wear a remote controlled vibrator to a movie theater. The fucking Bluetooth remote lost connection and it got stuck on max vibration mode. The movie was super quiet and we had people sitting all around us who I guarantee heard it. She didn't even enjoy it because it was too strong and constant. Ruined the entire concept of doing this for us. This dude must have some hardcore RF setup. That ain't consumer grade.

>>20092132
>Cover the fish in so much sauce you won't be able to taste anything but that
American sushi in a nutshell

>>20092154
>be dutch or spaniard
>travel around the world for spices
>spread chilis, cocoa, pepper around the world
>300 years later
Hurr durr WHY PEEPOO

>>20092563
Holy shit. A Chinese webm of a woman cooking some decent fucking food. I knew they were out here SOMEWHERE.

>>20094885

>>20092563
name? sauce?

>>20092174
>more white than most of America
Every shit I take is whiter than shartgolems lmao

>>20092692
sounds terminally korean

>>20094885

>>20093726
>When did 4chan go to shit?
2007

>>20094905

>>20095108
The cooked pig looks different from the first pig.

>>20095111
Nice. Is that her father who she made food for?

>>20092049
reminds me of a case here, years ago, in mexico where hondurans were offended we serve them whatever we had that didn't cost us much despite them coming here illegally

>>20095108
0:06
Old man trading in one hoe for another.

>>20095132
disgusting

>>20090730
Kino

>>20095175
Why isn't there ever grass in their backyards?

>>20095199
because then it would be a back garden not a back yard
silly.

>>20095200
It would be a courtyard then, not a yard. And his question still stands. Why do the people in that part of the world pave the areas surrounding their homes in cement? Laziness? Aesthetic? Some kind of cultural thing i'm ignorant of?

>>20095237
i was just talking shit dont over think it. i think its from places with heavy rail fall to stop mud getting everywhere and just having a swampy sitting area, i live in the uk and when it rains my gardens like a fucking bayou. or maybe it is just laziness

>>20095241
>rainy
Didn't consider that. Yeah I could see that being an issue. But then, proper irrigation would solve it for the most part. Someone a few decades ago probably just said fuck it and no one bothered to question it.
Who NEEDS grass anyways. Besides farmers, I suppose.

>>20095173
Pissed off pigs are horrifying to deal with. They're fast, low to the ground, buit like bulldozers, and bite hard enough to tear metal feed troughs like they're tissue paper.

>>20093941
>why don't they simply compound their existential misery by not having sex ever??
You're also discounting that more kids eventually means more people to work and bring income into the family. This is a mentality a lot of people I know from immigrant families were raised on. Their parents came from poverty and they got this lucky break emigrating or getting refugee status and there's a lot of pressure on them to succeed, provide for their family and make the most of the resources now available to them.

>>20093674
Your reading comprehension fucking sucks, sandnigger

>>20093676
>again
You didn't tell me it was turkey in the first place, fucking sandnigger. Think we give a fuck what type of nigger it is either way? Nasty roachman

>>20093674
>Pakistan

>>20090618
everything reminds me of her

>>20092725
What a cultural phenomenon, fat people hate making their own food.

>>20094983
>Hey what if we put rocks in our food?

>>20095173

>>20093941
>Have access to internet
>Post on 4chan

why is humanity this retarded?

>>20095438
to be fair it is a thing when cooking certain dishes but leaving them in and eating around it is just fucking stupid.

>>20095175
What's her tiktok? A very filial daughter.

>>20089025
i don't think you buy gas in a bag since it's a small bomb. it was probably tapped somewhere

>>20094505
you typed this post with your stick eyes?

>>20095544
no hes using a touch screen with the swipe function set at infinite. he just slithered across the swipe function for 3 hours letting predictive swiping do its work.

>>20091922
i really don't get why people put fries in tacos or burgers.. it just doesn't make sense

>>20095548
people put hash browns on breakfast buns sometimes, i think its actually a classic drunk meal in netherlands, just a hot dog with fries inside the bun aswell

>>20095548
Because it tastes good.

>>20093661
The ketchup comes before it's shown to be something that would normally come in a bun, so your post is stupid. You also forget about Atkins and other low carb diets that don't aim for ketosis, but that's understandable because you're stupid enough to make stupid posts.

>>20095547
topkek

>>20095555
i'm from the netherlands and i have never heard of putting hash browns on bread. also not as a drunk meal, what's the dutch name?

>>20095559
i don't agree but i think it's the general matter of stacking carbs that puts me off.

>>20095573
>stacking carbs
I wish you would kill yourself. Most foods contain carbohydrates. Every time you make a meal with multiple ingredients you are "stacking carbs." Please kill yourself.

>>20095584
you know what i mean you retard, bread/rice/pasta and potatoes (fries). enjoy your fries sandwich

>>20095610
>the tongue
Ja/ck/ino

>>20095610
i managed to not spend winter thinking about him and now im reminded how much i hate him again.

>hating /ourguy/
Blasphemers.

>>20095599
You should already be dead for being so fucking stupid.

>>20095256
does beef heart taste similar to a steak? how about the texture?

>>20095718
nta but its alot tougher from what i recall. im a little bit unsure whether it was cow heart of stag heart though, either way id imagine its very chewy no matter the race

>>20095654
>>20095647
>>20095644
It's so over.

>>20095741
does he think hes a medival king or something ??
>"oh no i cant eat a whole chicken to myself in one sitting"
i feel like it should be over but gods just punishing all the people who watch him by letting him live.

>>20095747
Surely a carnivore diet should not involve this much sodium?

>>20095769
jack isnt even a bodybuilder man

>>20089672
What a perfect daughter-wife

>>20090618
>ywn have the opportunity to cuddle a sea pupper
Fuck that faggot

>>20095339
heh

>>20095173
lol

>>20096035
Sloppy presentation.

>>20089661
Everything about this video is so wrong. It's one thing to eat out of the garbage can if you're skin and bones. It's something else entirely to do it and grow fat AF, earn money selling the garbage food to other people, and shit out a kid and feed your kid (who is also fat AF) out of the garbage can. I read a story about some people who invaded our country sleeping in buses in Chicago and eating out of trash cans. Please tell me what useful skills these creatures are bringing to America.

>>20096158
There was no 'invasion'. Only an invitation. They bring cheap labor

>>20092154
This guy probably has a white boyfriend.

>>20096159
That's fucking poverty right there

>>20096167
Typically most people who wind up in prison deserve to be there. The food he is being given fulfills his basic nutritional needs. I suppose he's upset because nothing is deep fried and there isn't a snack cake. The room he has been given fulfills his basic need for shelter. I suppose he's upset because he has no room service to clean up his squalor.

>>20096167
These are the guys tweeting about ypipo not seasoning dey food

>>20096230
There is more flesh on an animal than offal, and the offal is both the tastiest and most nutritious part. Pack predators give their leader first dibs on offal. I suggest you get as much cheap offal as you can before the rich retards catch on.

>>20095173
The Chinese have this thing about stressing animals the fuck out.
Not enough they eat them half alive but it's like scaring the animal half to death makes it taste better.

>>20095199
Grass is useless and looks shit. It's a home, not a golf course.

>>20095718
The heart of any animals is one of the tougher pieces of meat, which is expected as it is one of the most used muscles in an animal. What gives a lot of the flavor to meat is fat, what kind of fat it is and how it is distributed in the cut. The heart contains very little fat and as you see in the cooking process it is soaked in vinegar, this is necessary to make it a lot less chewy but will basically kill any chance at flavor in the meat beyond what you put on in seasoning which really makes it all pointless when even a cheap cut of steak needs none of this prep and will taste good with just salt and pepper.

>>20092572
That's a pretty great video of bros having fun.

>>20096375
That vinegar is called marinade, whiteboy. Nobody eats unseasoned meat.

>>20096310
Which is funny, because just about every other culture hates meat that's been flooded with adrenaline right before death. It tastes worse, doesn't keep well, and has a funny texture to it.

>>20096253
>offal is both the tastiest and most nutritious part.
>tastiest
yeah no

>>20095163
At least he's using his right hand

>>20095250
americans are fucking obsessed with grass, most of the industrialized world has patios and courtyards, especially less westernized countries. i worked for a lawncare company focused on soil culture and learned pretty quickly that not all yards can grow grass but americans are entitled to grass by birthright and will expect it to grow and be beautiful with zero consideration for the needs of grass as an organism to thrive

>>20096525
Muscle meat is bland in comparison. Picky eaters dislike offal because they can't stand strong flavors.

>>20095718
>chewy
i would just call it 'firm'. it's not chewy, it's just solid muscle, no tendons or much connective tissue to make it tough. it's got a kind of snap to it and a nice bloody taste but not organy like gland meats or extremely irony like liver. i cook it rare to mid-rare like steak, but it's also really good marinated and grilled for tacos or kebabs.

>>20095928
has anyone here tried beef lungs? they're illegal to buy for human consumption in the US but i found a pet food place that sells them whole and am tempted to buy some

>>20093661
>What the fuck is her problem
She is homeless.

>>20093652
She's a chink - the pan is still alive, of course.

>>20095718
It has sort of the same quality as liver that when you cut it, you might feel some resistance due to the outer membrane, but the meat itself is very soft, I wouldn't call it chewy at all.

>>20094649
the infamous chinese military grade vibrator

ink'd

>>20092162
>Why non whites hate America so much when America is only 58.9% (and declining) white? There are way "whitter" countries than USA.
58.9% of America is more white people than several European countries combined

>>20089023
I'm so glad this mediocre woman had the decency to show off her mediocre body for a few seconds before cooking the mediocre burger.

>>20092670
fucking koreans and their cheesy corn obsession

>>20095108
That's considerate of them to hide the pig's identity. He probably would have been so embarrassed.

>>20097518
>>20097555
Same poster?

>>20097564
no

>>20097579
You two should meet up, then.

>>20095928
>>20095968
>>20096035
>>20096159
Yuck! That's just offal.

>>20092245

>>20096247
With the amount of tax money put into prison we could feed every inmate the enitre menu of McDonalds every day for food.
We line the pocketbooks of politicians and other cowards who take the money for themselves.
If they inamtes were bloated isntead of forced to fight eachother for scraps of food maybe the y wouldn't be as violent.

>>20092725
is that a female sumo?

>>20095111
thats a big pan for 2 people

>>20097773
wtf i love women now??

>>20097807
>Anon loves women in the kitchen

>>20097803
for you

>>20097845
Retards going nuts over that perfectly ordinary commercial was hilarious. The silliest groupthink behaviour I've ever observed.

>>20097846
lol

>>20091654
>You thoughtb you could get an early retirement with that leg? Think again!
>YOU ARE HERE TO COOK SLOP. FOREVER

>>20097846
Looks like she got in a bit of a pickle.

>>20097937
god i hate reddit

>>20089649
His food is disgusting but his plate is even more beautiful than what I have around my house

>>20097999
You can get plates like that for $5 each at any homewares store.

>>20097943
But you're on reddit.

>>20097835
Why did someone add the top phone bar? It's obviously in Australia and sprint is American

>>20093949
that's a very nice offer but I'm happily married, can you just tell me the name of the show?

>>20096054
>sl*vs

>>20097856
I think it was a "straw that broke the camel's back" kind of thing. I don't think normalfags realized until then just how ugly and soulless a lot of animation has been for so long.

>>20098179
this is just the worst
they spent more money on wasting butter and spices than the actaul chicken and noodles

>>20089032
This is why I love Oktoberfest

>>20098185

>>20098191

>>20097942
I'll give her a bit of a pickle.

>>20097838
>*Nods approval

>>20098201
Based sex pest destroyer.

>>20098201
The energy just hits you in the face when arriving to the area. Fantastic.

>>20098201
>not a single person putting that retarded bitch in a headlock

>>20097516
Which ones?

>>20091654
grim and dystopian

>>20091661
>lemme just pirate this soup real quick

>>20091654
wont his ass and gooch hurt? looks like one of those bike seats. cant imagine sitting on that for a full work shift.

>>20092168
why is that banana so yellow

>>20092175
yeah but how do they manufacture the eggs? vid just started with them being eggs

>>20098201
If a man did something like this, they would not have hesitated to beat his ass.

>>20097769
This. we should give them the same testosterone lowering diet as everyone else in america

Anybody have the 3 guys of different races talking shit on another like in the same way as they make a stereotypical food item of their race

>>20097928
I get the bread, but why the mozzarella in the sea water?

>>20098201
tfw no yandere gf

>>20089023
>male midface
>hip dip
tranny alert

>>20089649
where is this?

>>20097807
fag

>>20097937
nigga how the fuck you burn spahgetti

>>20099590
PandaSakha

>>20099629
<3 ty

>>20099651

>>20099700
I don't care if it's fake that's adorable

>>20099709

>>20091654
>even in death I still serve

>>20099423
Arousing, until she either physically abuses you or uses the police against you in one of her sick little games.

>>20099999
>>20100000

>>20097830
>all those bad decisions
>homeless
checks out