/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20060765
you motherfuckers need to be careful with piglets they are serious dark magic

Happy New Year!

>>20060765
>Did you make one this year?
no, as I am not 5 years old.

>>20060765
No, I made one last year like a real man. This year won't see another one made for nearly the whole 12 months.

>>20060765
I thought you were fucking with me until I googled it after the anon mentioned not being 5 years old. When the fuck did this start?

>>20060881
back you go

>>20060879
you are too cool for this website

>>20060892
Bye bye Chef

>>20060810
based pooper sharpie pumpkin pig

>>20060881
picrel was in a cook book in 1971 but it actually dates back to the 1890s

>>20060881

>>20061113
THAT WAS 2020??? WHAT THE FUCK! feels like last year where is my life going?????

>>20061124
Just be glad that you still have the wherewithal to be alarmed. I barely flinched when writing today's date and that's frankly concerning by itself.

>>20061124
did you think we were joking when we said you're here forever?

piggel looking absolutely positive

>>20061135
what is babushka doing on /ck/?

>>20061405
smearing shit on her fridge by the looks of it

>>20061297
Damn, that lil niggas lookin sharp.

>>20061448
It's called seasoning your fridge.

What dishes are best paired with my aged pig sauce?

pork tenderloin

>>20062200
>lemon pig cum jar tribute
le epic internet moment chungus suicide

>>20060765
I did for the first time. Here's a pic of him from NYE.

>>20060765
>here's my lemon pig
good job, anon. cute tail.
>>20060874
to you, too, anon.
>>20061297
cloudbuster pig
>>20062328
excellent. everything according to the incantation. good luck ensured.

Guys I didn't have any cloves so I used peppercorns for the eyes. Is this bad luck?

>>20063369
>Is this bad luck?
I don't think so, Anon. You just won't get the good luck as a result.

>>20061106
there are swine related new year effigies dating back centuries before that all over the world
In parts of chile they make what are called chanchitos for good luck in the new year

I bought a whole thing of cloves before the pandemic and I have only ever used it for piglets
are they actually used in cooking

is it too late to make one ):

>>20063486
No. You have until the 6th.

>>20061113
Lemon pig wasn't enough to save 2020

got my whole family to make them as an after dinner activity :)

>>20062328
>>20063949
>>20063419

lovely work lads

>>20063603
We made them wrong and caused 2020.

>>20064842
I prefer to think they protected everyone from 2020 and kept it from being worse.

>>20062328

I cutted her ear too hard :(

Can I make one out of yuzu?

I can still go out and buy a lemon, but I have yuzu because I like yuzu a bit more

>>20060810
lmao

>>20065435
>lemon pig :|
>lemon pig, japan :O
no, no you may not

>>20065435
?

>>20060765
I did and a demon pig haunts my dreams

>>20066031
pig dybbuks are the worst anon, sorry you've met such a terrible fate. I've had good luck chasing them off with garlephants

>>20066086
I love how the flaky skin almost makes it seem furry in a weird way. Reminds me of Viva Pinata creatures.

He sits on my desk in his jar, he is getting foggy. Any other jar users or do you just leave yours out?

I think this site may be owned by Viacom. They keep posting endless threads about Star Trek on /tv/. NO ONE cares about Star Trek that much anymore

>>20066244
Mine is on my desk standing on a napkin in case he leaks. I think a jar will just cause moisture to get trapped and make it more likely to mold.

>>20066140
oh man, memories. need to break out the 360

>>20060881
https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/947484146288549888?t=rcRICYw1Z7R8oQad4KY8_g&s=19

Twitter started doing it Dec 2017. /ck/ Dec 2019.

>>20061106
401 alcoa isn't a cookbook. It's a crafts made out of tinfoil book.

>>20066535
>Pedo panda

I bought a lemon about a week ago and didn't make a lemon pig because this meme is gay and forced as fuck

>>20066612
cool story bro

>>20066501
But if you 360 still face same way

>>20066692
>Does he know?

>>20065905
Kek

>>20066244
>lemon piglet in the cumjar
pls do not do this

>>20063949
blessed family activity enjoyer, blessed pigs. simple as

>>20066244
DON'T PUT IT IN A JAR ANON ! IT'S GONNA MOLD SUPER FAST AND IT'S GONNA BECOME A BIOWEAPON ! I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT I DID THAT MISTAKE LAST YEAR

Let it dry completely before puting him in a jar

>>20060765
Most retarded election tourist meme.

>>20060810
>sharpie in pooper
fuckin lol
based oldfag

Anyone have the collage of all the pigs people made a couple years ago? Participation was great.

>>20065435
I always like seeing some Japanese name and later finding out it literally translates to something familiar.
Yuzu basically being the equivalent of Clementine.

>>20068801
it gets old, i heard something a few days ago and it turns out its a perfect translation to fried noodle

>>20060765
I brought lemon-pig-supplies to the New Year's party. They were a smash hit!

>>20068836
I even took the time to hand-polish the pennies with BKF the night before, to ensure extra-shiny good luck in the new year.
(note the one clemen-pig in the center - what a Cutie)

>>20068125
>>20068720
i took him out of the jar, he's still pretty clean and fresh and now he's on a pad of paper towels on a shelf. How quickly should I expect it to just up and dry out? Any leakage usually?

>>20069243
I don't remember exactly how long it took, maybe after 4 months in front of my window to be sure it's really dry

>>20060765
I stayed home, did laundry and made a pig.

>>20068839
>>20068836
>>20063949
>large scale lemon piglets breading
holy shit 2024 is going to be wild, i'm not sure this was a good idea

>>20060810
Top kek

Fuck i forgot

>>20060810
Haha holy shit

>>20071731
there's still time, make it happen anon

>>20072084
gonna get the supplies after work. gonna make my wife make one too. will post results.

>>20065435
>yuzu
My wife made yuru pigs for my family this year. One for her, my daughter and myself. Happy new year to everyone!

Grape update

>>20072738
Ganbatte, grape pig, ganbatte.

>>20063949
nice, look at all the luck you stole from those chumps

>>20072738
>>20072784
More of a raisin piglet now innit

thanks for the compliments on me n my families pigs! glad to see other people getting others in on the act, its going to be a blessed year - best of luck and good wishes to all of you :))

Made lemon pigs.

>>20074014
woops forgot the coins

>>20074028
What's in the glasses? Lemonade?

>>20074087
Just lemon pig

>>20074028
adorable, good piggus

I had to improvise with a set of birthday candles I'm afraid

My piglet dropped the coin after like two days. I think I didn't do it right or something. I kept my brother's though, I put him in a jar so I can preserve him for next year!

>>20075828
Ohhh you're going broke this year, nigga. The pig hath decided

>>20075850
I sure hope not, I have two kids to feed.
Have mercy on my wallet piggo!

>>20075640
we're all afraid

>>20076229

>>20075828
Jar traps moisture and promotes mold. Lemon pigs are best preserved in the open air where they can dry out before any mold forms.

>>20075970
figure out which one is a better drummer then feed the dumb one to that kid so he can absorb his wasted potential

greetings from /k/

>>20076532
faggot

>>20076532
are those .22 air rifle pellets for eyes

>>20076688
Looks like buckshot or small caliber round ball

>>20076532
Based war pig

>>20076688
eyes are 00 buckshot, legs are .22lr. tail is a .308

>>20077348
mad man! .22 can bringe $1 a round now days im to duk to be trypng thereeer vcops wop wop at ,mre to com out because thy no .........................see me in the newsx c

>>20078520
>average /k/ user

>>20076532
I don't know how I feel about that "tail"

>>20066031
plot twist, lemon pigs are a psyop by a satanist cult summoning the Lord of the Flies a la Amityville Horror

>>20066086
this anon knows powerful protective magic though. good job. for me it is the Bananarilla, Banambe.

>>20066269
it's not owned by viacom but many third parties use it for advertising and market research, /ck/ and other hobby boards are among the most obvious places to see this

>>20065435
hawaiifag here
I made lilikoi pig and nobody, not even god noticed it wasn't a lemon

>mom accidentally used the lemon piglet to cook fish
I think hell be fine

>>20080057
one of mine when through a duckroast once. They are resilient

>>20080057
>accidentally
Your new year’s luck has been ruined and you know exactly who will be trying to sabotage your hopes and dreams in the coming months.

>>20080078
The heat from the piglet cooks the duck

>>20066612
It started as a tinfoil marketing scheme

we can rebuild him

four-legged pigs are bad luck

>>20080057
That's no accident. You don't just pluck out a piglet's coin, eyes, and legs before cutting it up and squeezing it out by accident.

How would I clean a pennie to make it as shiny as possible for my lemon pig?
Is it as simple as BKF or is there like, some science-y way that would produce a better result?

>>20080250
Soak it in Coke: https://youtu.be/_eIq1NhfaAY