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ITT: breakfast of champions

>> No.20044607

>>20044603
Corrr lush

>> No.20044609

>>20044603
>eating breakfast
oof

>> No.20044679
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20044679

>>20044603
A breakfast of champignons

>> No.20044684

>>20044603
More like breakfast of fat fucks

>> No.20044685

>>20044679
Looks delicious, what recipe is that?

>> No.20044686

>>20044685
it’s a beef stew where someone has eaten all the beef pieces

>> No.20044702

>>20044603
>>20044603
>yolk over cooked
>hash brown burnt
>whole tomatoes instead of chopped tomatoes
>beans all over the fucking plate
>blatant cheap frozen sausage
>bacon looks dry as shit
>no black pudding
>no tea
>no fried bread
>mushrooms look alright
Don’t ever post this shit again lad or I’ll send the boys round to do your windows

>> No.20044922
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>>20044603
Get on my level. Also you are missing an American beverage.

>> No.20046748
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20046748

THE breakfast of champions

>> No.20046803
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20046803

>>20044603
I eat this most days. Just not for breakfast. For dinner/tea

>> No.20047832

>>20046748
THIS IS SO QUIRKY AND FUNNY EACH TIME XDDD SUCH LE DOOMER!

>> No.20047838

>>20046803
Proper scran that our kid

>> No.20047880

>>20046803
how can you eat 4 snags? i can barely get through 2 on top of all that!

>> No.20047884
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20047884

way too heavy for morning food

>> No.20047891

>>20044609
fuck off NEET

>> No.20047912

>>20044603
>one sausage
No way man, I have two at the minimum with my full English. Absolutely sinful to do any less

>> No.20047917
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20047917

>>20044679
I had a bookmark to a wonderfully fun video spoof of Queen's song but it was "We Are The Champignons" and ütube fucking deleted it.

THIS POST IS WHY I BOOKMARKED IT

>> No.20047939

>>20047917
Sorry for your loss

>> No.20048099

>>20044702
Dilate.

>> No.20048411
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20048411

>>20044603
STEP. ASIDE.

>> No.20048515

>>20048411
>olde english 800
Jesus man, you're better than this. Even with your dirty, cig ash covered table, you're better than this.

>> No.20048577

>>20048515
Huh? Take it easy steeler, OE's primo shit.

>> No.20048593
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20048593

>>20048577
Horrid

>> No.20048627

>>20048593
To each his own I suppose.

>> No.20048667

>>20048577
I can not comprehend this. I'm a man that sips Malort, but first time I had OE I spit it out and poured the rest of it down the drain.

>> No.20048683

>>20044922
What do you do with the naan?

>> No.20048685

>>20048411
>Olde English 800
Fucking chad

>> No.20048687

>>20048683
cram

>> No.20048699

>>20048683
Looks like roti

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>>20044702
Dont you just hate pricks who critique food by making list like this?

The best full English brekkies come greasy spoon cafes and transport cafes, so it is NEVER perfect. Don't expect a Michelin chef to prepare it.

Picrel is from a greasy spoon, whilst waiting for my works van to be serviced.

>> No.20049379

>>20044603
of all the things to be proud of, this is what you chose.

>> No.20049494

>>20044922
>>20048683
>>20048699
>>20048687
Look like Staffordshire oatcakes.

>> No.20049514

>>20048822
>The best full English brekkies come greasy spoon cafes and transport cafes
There's some very creditable hotels for that around the world too. But seriously not in Japan. Eat the local breakfast there, no matter how weird it seems; their idea of a western breakfast is abysmal.

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20049529

Fry up I had recently in Doncaster

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Vs. one from a more affluent town

>> No.20049547

>>20044603
my favorite breakfast has always been home fries with onion and garlic and some over easy fried eggs. sometimes with ketchup, sometimes with hot sauce. bacon or sausage is a great addition but isn't always necessary.

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20049696

>>20044603

just got released from county jail after 27 days, head straight to the liquor store/ taqueria for my first taste of freedom

>> No.20050537

>>20044603
Never had a full english but I know damn well I'd love it, maybe besides the mushrooms. Isn't that far off from the normal Saturday morning breakfast Mom or Dad would make growing up.
Just replace the beanz with potatoes and take out the shrooms and tomatoes.

>> No.20050541

>>20046803
>4 sausages
you fat faggot

>> No.20050545

>>20044702
To be fair, you're a moron and those tomatoes look divine.

>> No.20050556
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20050556

>>20044603
British cuisine is so bland and uninspired. Look at pic related. THIS IS A BREAKFAST.

>> No.20050600

>>20048411
Love a good ole plop of spum with me brekkie

>> No.20050674

>>20050545
That is fair, I'm sorry I was such a retard

>> No.20050914

>>20050600
The yogurt cools the tongue cupcake.

>> No.20050920

>>20050674
you are forgiven, please do not let it happen again.

>> No.20050924

>>20049529
Fellow Donny cunt

>> No.20050940

I made the biscuits a few hours ago. When the rest of the family gets up I'll make some scrambled eggs and bacon too. Maybe slice up an apple and get some Raspberries out of the fridge.

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>>20050940
Oops forgot pic

>> No.20051544

>>20046803
Corr
>>20050541
He's done you.

>> No.20051564

>>20050943
looks like fossilized cow patties

>> No.20051583

>>20051564
You're a Communist.

>> No.20051860

>>20050943
yum

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>>20047832