/ck/ - Food & Cooking

where egg fort man

>>20033518
>that jealous girl in the background

>>20033516
what is happening here?

>>20033522
Well at least she bothered to change clothes between the two characters unlike most lazy tiktokers

>>20033492
>the pol gf poster has arrived

>>20033512
Autism is a hell of a disorder.

>pol gf

Same old shit

>>20033540
If only the dad would've passed his high school bio class he'd known about the infidelity.

>>20033664
Its anime logic anyone can have green hair without dominance

>>20033587
Some people do whatever they can to make sure no Israelis are involved in any of the steps for making a product. Usually conspiracy schizzos á la NWO brand and/or islamists and/or woke as fuck libtards.

>>20033602
>Husband.

Mental illness incarnate. KWF, plx.

>>20033669
>Usually based individuals
ftfy longnose

>>20033671
If you ever play on either of those three teams, take a good long hard look in the mirror.

>>20033664
If both parents carry the recessive gene for red hair (but don't have red hair themselves), there's a chance that their child could inherit the gene from both parents, resulting in red hair. This is why red hair can sometimes appear in families where neither parent has red hair but carries the gene. The recessive gene doesn't vanish; it can be passed down through generations and occasionally express itself in certain combinations.

>>20033492
>that's someone's Mom
Grim

>>20033679
most BBL thots are child free. MILF ass would have more cellulite

>>20033518
>>20033566
I would say disgusted more than jealous.

>>20033518
would fucking heem this retard into the stratosphere

>>20033590
>time to eat y'all
so that was his endgame all along

>>20033548
>retard bought the drink and an entire box of donuts anyway

>>20033602
How did he got these scars?

>>20033512
men were a mistake

>>20033571
giwtwm

>>20033606
glizzy gobbler

>>20033559
how much to drink a shot of the rat broth bros

>>20033613
what's her name? i forgor

>>20033512
i hope he sets his room on fire one of these days and is the only death related to it.

>>20033518
i hope this cunt fucking gets raped by a million niggers.

>>20033764
She looks like she's hoping for the same thing.

>>20033679
Hot

>>20033771
The machine translated Japanese always gets me

>>20033492
how do i make a webm? found a pretty interesting video

>>20033553
sauce

>>20033587
BDS

>>20033798
Honeycam

>>20033614
Suicide bring up the rear!

>>20033748
That'll be $6.79.
Plus Gratuity.

>>20033815
based

i hate the pol gf fucker, ruins every webm thread

>>20033862
take your meds

>>20033805
the kpop band?

>>20033492
>me drinking that beer

>>20033531
asians are so fucking annoying
no wonder they always get beaten up by niggers

>>20033716
His channel has over four and a half million subscribers, think he can afford to spring a few dollars for visual aids instead of reading from a page on the company's website.

>>20033617
is that her son or her grandpa?

>>20033919
>supporting/patronizing the people you're supposedly attacking
coulda just cropped in and pointed to a highly pixelated jpeg of the things he's talking about like all the other tiktards so then he would at least put his money where his mouth is (instead of his bf's penis)

>>20033492
It's videos like these that I thank G*d everyday for being a proud man of queer persuasion. Women are simply vile creatures.

>>20033492
I guarantee this is in a mining town in Western Australia

>>20033943
G*d hates you

>>20033555
I love how they rush to grab him and get it out of his mouth like he's a misbehaving pet.

>>20033492
>>20033948

>>20033518
she looks really good
too bad that means she gets way too much male attention

>>20034120
Well the fact she acts like a toddler on video means she knows she'll get all the simp attention. The girl looking at her in disgust is in the right.

>>20033915
clean it up wagie! clean it up now now now now now!

>>20033664
Please keep your cuck fantasies for yourself.

>>20033553
is there a pretext as to why the woman is jerking like that

>>20033684

>>20033548
this guy looks like he hurts kids

>>20034203
should it be both girls in the background with the plate of food on the red dress body?

>>20034242
Kek
Yeah

>>20033512
I hate this guy so much lol. Imagine being the housekeeper who has to clean his room... Or the next guest that stays there and wonders why every surface feels greasy

>>20033598
She retired from porn, removed the breast implants, and became a christian.

>>20033540
Families trigger leftists

>>20033548
Dude looks like his main source of protein is semen

>>20033514
This wouldn't be do bad if it was just ONE of the breakfast plates and the fried rice. This man must feel terrible all day.

>>20033760
>>20034242
He's paying extra to film these. You'd have to be a retard to think otherwise. Alternatively, he's probably getting a massive add on charge on his card after.
Look at the plane one. It's clearly a rented set.

>>20034323
Koreanpipo don't season they food

>>20034188
she's scared of what the violent, unpredictable behavior of the ape standing next to her could lead to.

>>20033518
This short clip had so many seething, looks like it still does

>>20034334
trashiest shit ive ever seen, hope she dies

>>20034334
>ywn take your fat black kween hooker to an ostentatious restaurant

>>20033669
I am none of these, I am simply an antisemite and a supporter of National Socialism

>>20034188
Parkinson's

>>20034333
okay queer (checked)

>>20033512
The embodiment of not my problem kek

>>20033718
She yeeted her tiddies.

>>20034321
>2 sprites
>two breakfasts
>afternoon cheeseburger
>cheese bites
>sugar donut
>more soda
>massive plate of fried rice
>3 cans of coke
>soup (sodium)

yeah hes a fat piece of shit

>>20034334

she went alone and pretended like a man paid for all that, probably to get back at an ex who left her

>>20034406
>She went alone
>Asked a staff member on the way out to please take a picture of her ass
Based

>>20033492
That is absolutely revolting on every level, het your aids riddled asshole away from my fucking beer

>>20034419
Faggot

>>20033522
These are impossible to follow, where are you meant to look? I'm pretty sure the joke is "fast food is expensive now" so it's not worth it anyway.

>>20033544
their faces when they get a mouthful of my yellow cum

>>20033600
that nigger better teach that whore how to use an ice cream spoon after the furious railing

>>20033512
That is a cry for help.
This man belongs in an asylum.

>>20033669
Israelis are the scourge of this planet so it makes sense. Do you happen to have a link for what she's showing?

>>20034242
no this is hilarious they got that one frame where you can see dude

>>20033906
Mites on the snake.

You uncaring fuck

>>20033594
Hope he tipped the maid well

>>20033514

Some anon in the last thread pointed out that he nods in every shot. Now I cannot un-see it

>>20033492
When she bent over I thought she was gonna piss in the glass and offer me to drink that haha

>>20034483
That's illegal anon.

>>20033617
>>20033924
back in george washingtons day kids only cost a dollar

>>20033518
Why are m*llenials like this?

>>20033668

Enough sodium to cripple a rhino

>brapwurst

>>20033492
All my nope.

Oh boy I'm so the first dozen webms are the same shitty meme outrage bait that started the LAST thread.

You people are a fucking cancer.

>>20033536
He's faster now.

>>20033512
mental illness is a hell of a drug

>>20033771
>yuzu juice

>>20033492
That is fucking disgusting

>>20033492
ngl i would

>>20033684
>disdain for plebs

>>20033518
What is that? Epilepsy paired with autism..? It have to be. Somebody should have call 911.. I mean... She looks mentally unstable and like she had a seizure..

>>20034795
>>>/lgbt/

>>20034326
Please tell me she was fired? There's no way she got away with this.

>>20034306
People who dive into religion and being chaste only when they can't hack it as a godless whore anymore disgust me. It takes character to know you can whore yourself out while the gettin's good and not do it. I hope whoever she grabbed onto before she hit rock bottom knows what she's done.

>>20034902
yeah my strawman makes me mad too

>>20034711
>that close up
Pure kino

>>20033512
Hotel staff wagecucks on suicide watch, I see no problem here

>>20033518
>The fuck is this bitch doing?

>>20034323
Hostage lookin kid

>>20033759
Y’ALL GOT A CIGARETTE?!

>>20033610
Whats the context?

>>20034120
If she didn’t have millets she’d be a solid 4. Girl behind here is way more beautiful.

>>20034120
>>20035045
*milkies not millets fucking auto correct

>>20034326
>>20034323
We seriously need to consider exterminating black people

>>20033492
Yummy

>>20034445
Except she shits and sweats and the residual shit carried by the sweat winds up in your drink and your drinking shit ass sweat. This is worse than those street food vendors in India

>>20033516
What app is this

>>20034419
>aids riddled asshole
You're such a fag it's not even funny

>>20035063
Women don’t poop retard

>>20033671
>mudslimes
>based
Pick one, faggot.

>>20034413
>>20034406
highly doubt it since the receipt said two guests.
>>20034337
Agreed. Not only was the food mediocre shit made to look "rich", but she was just another ghetto sheboon who put tons of makeup on to just look "boougie".

>>20033518
>I need an innocent looking way to bounce my tits up and down so I can keep the incel market share to still follow me, any tips what kind of videos I can do?

>>20033607
It's not the first time that night her face looked like that

>>20034638
imagine the smelle

>>20033492
Imagine hitting that from behind.. oof madone!

>>20035092
based tourist ain't havin none of that shit

>>20035005
It's disgusting for the next person who stays there. He should be taken out and shot.

>>20033512
>>"Here we have Le Grand Soupe Tourine"

>>20033518
God damn I hate what TikTok has done to society. Imagine her setting up her camera, pressing record, and waiting for her food to come out so she can do a dance. Then immediately putting her fork and knife down and sitting there for 20 minutes editing and uploading the video while her food gets cold.

>>20033518
The good thing about this video is it ended the cringy "happy dance" that girls used to do for most of the 2010's

>>20033512
Who is this crazy boomer always cooking in hotel rooms? I saw one where he deep fried an entire chicken in a metal garbage bin and then dumped all the oil down the drain. Fucking crazy

>>20033512
For me, it's the beercan ladle

>>20033930
In short: say no to goyslop

>>20035090

>>20033521
I laughed way to hard at this

>>20034320
>>20033716
>>20033930
>>20034217
Spotted the fat mall sharters. Calm down or you'll have a heart attach and you haven't got universal healthcare, unlike Israel, where your tax goes lol lolololol

>>20033611
Healthy looking garloids!

>>20033492
Too hot

>>20034188
its a jav so she is liable to be raped at any moment

>>20034306
she got new boobs put in 800 ccs instead of 2300s, apparently he tits would have been saggy lose skin due to how big the prior ones were

>>20034471
>furious railing
buddy, i dont think that's happening, look at the chest scars lol

>>20033492
>>20033512
That is not hygienic at all.

>>20033518
I prefer the woman in the background to the retard in the foreground.

>>20034722
.t hotel restaurant grifter

>>20035036
laced with horny pills

>he doesn't add extra salt to his McGangbang

>>20035275
>>I liek ze kArenZ
Whatever floats yer boat, bruh

>>20033492
imagine the yeast infection

>>20034400
You just know he probably left a few things off the list, too.
>>20035068
I mean, he's not wrong, though. How the fuck do I know that bitch wasn't rocking some serious swamp ass from the chicken vindaloo she had the night before? I could be drinking a cocktail of stomach-bugs.
>>20033522
I want to have sympathy but... You went to McDonalds. You knew what you were in for.
>>20033574
I have heard that Heart Attack Grill's food is unironically bad. Not just unhealthy but actually poorly made and really shitty.
>>20033585
She has exactly the kind of physique that I'd expect from someone who just did that.
>>20033605
I fucking hate when they nod after taking a bite.
>>20034323
The hilarious part is how she does it with a smug look on her face, like she's really sticking it to Korean people by doing this
>>20034334
Why the fuck is that dude with the knife acting like the steak is going to come to life and attack him?
>>20035085
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't put it outside the realm of possibility that this bitch straight-up told staff to put that on the receipt for the purposes of her TikTok. I'm just saying, I've seen American women do way more insidious shit in the name of social media

>>20035518
cringe

>>20035518
>She has exactly the kind of physique that I'd expect from someone who just did that.
Arms never lie, maximum oof.

>>20033669
My biggest criticism is that Israel is not a producer. They're movers. As long as they have contacts to move their product they'll be fine. If you think their income is produced by their labour, then I have news for you: it isn't.

>>20033538
I hate you, faggot who keeps posting this

>>20034780
based yuzu chad.

>>20035715
.t maltlet

>>20035685
>restaurants: our profit margins are so small so everything HAS to be expensive
>also restaurants:

>>20035765
How are those two points related to this webm?

>>20033516
israel is our greatest ally

>>20033943
your kind are unnatural abominations.

>>20035518
>Not gonna lie, I wouldn't put it outside the realm of possibility that this bitch straight-up told staff to put that on the receipt for the purposes of her TikTok
Why would you lie about that?

>>20034914
you don't know what strawman means huh. Maybe try learning before parroting midwit rhetorical trash from reddit

>>20033943
your people are disease vectors

>>20033623
Why not just cook it and get the exact same nutrition? Never understood this meme.

>>20035914
>Cooked food
>Same nutrition
lol

>>20033924
>her

>>20035817
Yes, our greatest allies in foreskin robbery and selling all of our secrets to Chinamen.

>>20033956
>>20035838
>>20035913
Feed me your tears breeding scum. You may laugh now but the future is queer and it is beautiful! #BigDaddyJoe2024

>>20033492
Her asshole and vagoo must be yeasty af.

>>20035092
Kek, now that's a cool dude

>>20035914
Faster way of getting a fuck ton of protien in you without taking forever to cook 15 eggs

>>20035928
you weren't going to use it anyway

>>20033512
This retard is gonna electrocute himself to death in a soup at some patel cartel hotel who skipped out on electrical safety features, when one of his Jerry rigged contraptions falls in the sink or tub or something.

>>20033559
10 k.

>>20033602
I get the tit chop scars, but why does he have Frankenstein hands? Are they unrelated? Did a shark bite it off and it was reattached?

>>20033604
How do they tie or twist the bag for you?

>>20035958
How does this retard still have all his digits?
His wife isn't any better either.

>>20035950
Protein bioavailability in raw egg is 50%. In cooked egg it's 90%.

>>20033666
What is this?

>>20033668
Why is the name so gay? Isn't jail gay enough?

>>20035232
>defending some gay tiktoker this feverishly

>>20033771
I hope he washed the back of his hand.

>>20035950
>taking forever to cook 15 eggs
six minutes exactly, retard

>>20035799
spending money on a fucking ride-on lawn mower
spending money on a cement mixer
spending money maintaining both of those
insurance/OSHA risks bringing those indoors
lost money freeing up enough space to be able to bring them inside
wasted staff time/effort/hours actually doing this trash instead of just serving the fucking food
i could go on but this is why restaurants are generally retarded
if they didnt pull this kind of meme bullshit they could serve $3 a plate meals like they used to

>>20033718
>>20035993
>he

>>20036072
and through the magic of buying two of them.

>>20034326
>das fo not payin dem reparashuns whyt boi!

>>20033604

>>20033640
you retard still falling for the bait?

>>20033669
No, it usually the sanest of people who are brave enough to acknowledge your peoples' hostile aggression to the rest of humanity.

>>20034334
Imagine paying $770 for a steak with eatable glitter and ice cream with 2 snickers. Literally can make this at home for $100.

>>20035092
You just know that fag was looking for a reaction. Bravo to the server for not giving in

>>20034711
This dude is going to kill himself. He's getting fatter. He must be over 400 lbs. In that.

>>20036003
goodness

>>20033492
Ma'am, this beer taste like pure yeast. Can I get a refund?

>>20033771
>Ah! You rike I lub you rotus reef rike so???

>>20034638
Pontificate the volatilized chemical compounds.

>>20036072
>Buttery moo
Kek

>>20035703
Fug

>>20036023
>gay
I bet he gets more pussy than you, fat kid. But then so did John Merrick.

>>20036462
Are you actually the guy that made the video? I can't imagine going to bat so hard for some guy doing the hard-hitting journalism of "sugary fast food drinks are bad for you". gee thanks Cronkite.

>>20036475
Nah, no malice meant. Just like laughing at beetus hamplanets like yourself. Now calm down before you get a heart attack lol. Merry Christmas!

>>20033492
that's a man

What the hell was deleted?
Tired of getting to threads late

>>20033512
Dessalines did nothing wrong.

>>20034334
>0:37
IT'S STILL RED. IT'S STILL WET AND RED.

>>20033492
Where the fuck is that bar? I wanna go!

>>20035275
>That is not hygienic at all.
The beer kills any ass bacteria.

>>20033669
cringe
>>20035067
based

I too would like to know what the app is.

>>20035673
>exploding omelet maker
the Mossad has been busy

>>20036556
You can (almost) always go to warosu.org and insert the post number and look it up.

If you mean this >>20033604 it was some double-amputee Asian woman running a food cart who was preparing a bunch of bugs to eat.

This >>20033512 was some disgusting redneck-looking guy making soup in a sink using an immersion heater.

>>20035685
I like how that one idiot holds up his plate after seeing the visible steam coming off the hot risotto/whatever slop that is

>>20035092
I like him

>>20036072
Why they want to look like imbeciles? So their viewers can relate?

>>20035092
>If you can't beat them, join them

>>20035958
Jesus

>>20036035
I have a feeling this isn't the same type of restaurant complaining about costs.
Maybe consider leaving your inner city shithole with its absurd prices before making generalizations.

why did half of the replies disappear?

>>20033492
That's how you get hepatitis.

>christmas eve edition

>>20036874
>happy ending
Kitchenilliteratetards, we can make it!

>>20033492
Ew.

>>20033679
giwtwmm

>>20036711
That's the inoffensive comedy that people without soul want you to laugh at

>>20034086
where did you find this video of me?

>>20036980
who is this fucking guy I keep seeing posted here? I thought those hands belonged to a fat woman.

>>20036911
>>20036957
>>20036985
would

>>20036874
why do they chew so fast

>>20035061
This one always gets me. If that prick knew anything about Japanese culture, he wouldn't be disrespecting the establishment by making a scene, he'd kick the shit out of the dude in an alley outside.

>>20036328
Found the "service worker".

>>20037744
he'd probably get his ass kicked if he tried, you have to realize the double bind this otaku has found himself in

>>20034326
This is why I don't eat fast food anymore.

>>20036611
Based deleted posts answerer

Why were they deleted anyway? Not like these threads have any better content anymore. Might as well just delete the whole thread

>>20036980
>’how can I maximize frosting to cake but also be as lazy as possible?’
>this video
Based Ja/ck/, I hope the stroke gods allow him another year.

>>20037830
sometimes posts get deleted if someone gets banned for something unrelated.

>>20034638
envisage the aroma within and throughout

>>20033771
>ywn have bartendersan lovingly gaze into your soul while making you an overly complicated cocktail
Why even go on?

>half the posts in this thread are gone
for what purpose?

>>20033492
Gross.

>>20038293
janny is tranny. simple as

>>20033492
I said this the other day, I'll say it again. I wish there was a way Canada could be replaced with Australia.

>>20035061
white people are such culture vultures

>>20038293
Subhuman jannie that thinks internet rules are real rules

>>20038279
>NOOOOOOO I DON'T MY BLOOD REPLACED WITH SEASONING AAAAAAAAAA

>>20033542
there you go m8

>>20038384
How does he get the fan out of there?

>>20034323
What an absolutely tasteless piece of shit.

>>20038279
god i wish that was me

>>20035070
That man faced beast most certainly does.

>>20038293
Janny literally spent christmas morning angrily deleting webms LOL what a pathetic loser hahahaha

>>20034845
>>20034326
Reminder, its a federal felony to mess with foods like that. And there's a minimum 5 year sentence and max of 20 years.

Shit is so corrosive not only to the individual customer but to the whole of society.

>>20038503
>>20038506
...how is this person not dead yet

>>20038716
He might be cleaning the sinks thoroughly before starting the videos.

>>20033798
change the end of the filename to .webm

>>20038745
no way it's that easy. testing with a short now.

>>20036072
This reminds me of foam adventure.
I would have made fun of it as a kid.
Now, it's nice to see authenticity. I hope she's doing alright.

>>20038750
>Now, it's nice to see authenticity. I hope she's doing alright.

>>20038716
Because it's fucking fake, or do you seriously think you'd be able to bare-handed grab a big metal spike that has been sitting in hot fry oil long enough to cook a whole chicken without immediately burning all the skin off your palm?

>>20038745
Just tried it. Didn't work, faggot.

why does the janny on this board always delete half of a thread, seen this multiple times over the last few years, who rhe fuck does he think he is to decide half a thread must go and why is he getting away with it

>>20038765
It's not just this board, it happens on literally all of them because the moderation team is all fucking schizo retards, been given 1 day bans on a bunch of boards constantly recently for dumb retarded shit that makes no sense because the jannies got triggered by something stupid like a reaction image.

Inb4 banned for this post cause it's off-topic to point out when something retarded is happening.

>>20036980
There's something so depressing about the fact that it's not even him incompetently making this slop anymore, he just stands there with his dead arm hanging there center frame and clumsily tastes the abomination left handed after someone else did all the work.

>>20037861
When Ja/ck/ dies will he get a sticky?

>>20038503
>>20038506
>>20038506
This is a leaf

>>20038391
For what purpose?

>>20038776
I used to work in neuro rehab and Jack's arm could probably have been 80-90% restored by now if he hadn't been a lazy retard about it.
Don't ever feel sorry for him.
Go look up his FB posts from when he was in hospital/rehab. All he did was bitch about the staff and food because they were trying to get him better and he just wanted them to wipe his ass and bring him piles of bacon.

>>20038687
I don't understand why the kitchens are even closed off from the public's eye at this. We should be able to see what they're doing at all times with the food that we're entrusting them to cook for us. There needs to be glass walls that lets us see into the kitchen or something. Or whatever kind of material that lets us see into the kitchen. They shouldn't be closed off from our view the way they are.

>>20038323
Can't believe that they disrespected my boy like that.

>>20034334
Respect to these turks who figured out how to trick black people better than the jews

>>20034334
The guy cutting that steak doesn't look like he should be allowed near a knife.

>>20039218
Yeah, I can respect the grift. It's tacky as fuck but it clearly works.

>>20039160
Nobody's perfect and it's easy to just nitpick and pile on a person online, but Ja/ck/ seems like a genuinely unplesant, judgemental and extremely petty person. The church chili saga in itself is just the epitome of him. Still woulldn't wish a stroke and loss of control of half of his body on him, but when it's not even the first stroke with him blaming the first one on stress and energy drinks, then when more hit and he doesn't even bother attending physical therapy, nor changing anything apart from reducing carb intake and increasing fat intake, then that kind of dulls any sort of sympathy I might've had for him otherwise.

>>20034323
Why are there any Nigerians in a Western country? For that matter, why are there any Koreans in a Western country?

>>20034326
Reminder that Jesse Jackson admitted that, as a younger man working in a restaurant, he used to deliberately spit in White people's food solely for them being White.

>>20034323
>>20034326
>>20034334

Pure class

>>20034334
>medium
>looks completely unevenly cooked to the point most of it looks raw
that's 750$ plus tip

>>20038687

It's the lack of content of the characters making the food that is corrosive to society. There's a reason they are relegated to ghettos and hellholes

>>20039278
Showed this classic to my inlaws while they were staying with us over the holidays. MIL is about 2 steps away from Marie on the "I'm (((ITALIAN))) so I'm a good cook" scale, so watching their reactions was pretty amusing.

>>20038503
I remember a thread of someone bitching about the pasta colander touching the sink... Dear lord... The two sides of the coin.

>>20039236
>church chili saga

what's the lrd

>>20039368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

Basically, he made a really lazy shitty chili that was almost entirely just cans emptied into a crockpot. He entered it in a friendly chili competition at church and got really sulky and basically accused the other churchfolk of cheating when his slop didn't win.

<3

>>20039409
Ah, Sean you prankster. Marley, good lad. I wish these boys well.

>>20039409
I used to work around hundreds of these guys. Being around one or two is one thing but when you're around that many, there's always an unbreakable positive energy in the air. Every day is hilarious. Smells kinda weird but it is what it is.

>>20039409
They're having fun, God bless those retards

>>20038624
I think it's even funnier that jannies can't even defend themselves because they aren't allowed to admit they are one so the only thing they can do is angrily delete stuff they don't like

>>20039518
Caught a ban one time literally just for mentioning that a deleted post wasn't breaking any rules, so I submitted moderator feedback pointing out that it was retarded to go around banning people for seemingly no reason without any kind of warning just because posts make you mad, 10 minutes later I got a warning for a post I'd made days earlier that was completely on-topic because I called someone a retard in it, kek

>>20039409
Love these guys, the janny could learn a thing or two about making the most of your lot in life from them

>>20035703
wtf

>>20033771
a fucking leaf

>>20038391
pipes under the sand

>>20039385
I have a week off for the holidays, give me the lore on Jack or where I can read up on him

>>20040076
If you google Jack Scalfani you'll be pleased to find someone made a whole ass blog about him a few years back.

>>20037598
Jack, some eceleb who's slowly killing himself for the amusement of the masses.

>>20035958
There's got to be a better way to cut a log of Pepsi

>>20036072
>lemony SNICKET!
Goddamnit why did I lose to this shit

>>20036072
what are the odds he'll end up on a sex offender registry in the next five years?

>>20040210
Because you lack cranial volume.

>>20038814
/ck/ Will never have a sticky, sadly

>>20035638
i remember my neet days doing this but this is a lot of pizzas even if you misjudge your hunger

>>20034581
Liar, I know this because I looked it up, they cost 10 pounds on average in 1776. But hey you weren't that far off. In 2023 bucks that's about $1500. Man it must have been so awesome being white with a bit of money back then. You could literally buy a 10 child workforce for a hundred bucks, no child labor laws, just feed them a steady stream of energy drinks and nuggets until they blow a valve

>>20040458
Two medium pizzas is a pretty normal amount for a fully grown neet, wouldn't you say?

>>20034334
>damn i'm curte
I have seen this one for a couple of years and never noticed this until now.
I guaran-goddamn-fucking-tee there is a mysterious chirping in her tenement/project/HUD housing apartment that she cannot identify or perhaps doesn't even notice.

>>20034638
This is a SFW board; brap threads are over here >>>>>/gif/26421494

>>20034323
Dude, her shirt has CK on it.

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>>20034334
now imagine 50M of these videos when they get reparations. the sole winners of reaparations will be corporations shilling stupid shit to negroids

>>20035226
If your girlfriend starts posting “innocent” food review videos herself bouncing around like that, consider yourself cucked. Especially if you allow it.

>>20039409
W H O L E S O M E

>>20036981
>that roid gut and the beginning of gyno for that little muscle
I know that steroids are sold legally here in Japan but he's doing something wrong with his gear lmao.

>>20038304
Protestants always act as if gluttony wasn't a sin. I don't understand.

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>>20035518
She totally went by herself and had the receipt changed to say two guests. Look at the itemized list:
>2 cocktails
>1 water
>1 appetizer ($48 for just 1 crab leg, too, and she mentions "freshly squeezed lemon" like it's something that you wouldn't get at Red Lobster)
>1 entree (all flash and no substance)
>1 side dish
>1 dessert

All for
>1 fatass

A bougie bitch like this is going is going to demand her own gold steak because she thinks she's a queen. Also, no high-end with any class is going to proudly mention their use of Casamigos Blanco in the name of a $27 cocktail as though it's some sort or top-shelf tequila.

>>20033609
Defiant. I kneel.

>>20035061
Glad to see Gale survived that gunshot to the face and is back to his weeb shenanigans.

>>20034334
Actually based restaurant, people who are stupid enough to buy this shit absolutely deserve the $750 wallet raping