/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20029853
>snoybean paste
There's your answer.

>>20029853
Take the bulb from your freezer and put it in the fridge. Or get a fridge flashlight

ok, we are SO back
let's see what this $222 CAD got us, shall we?

>>20029858
Good thing you have loads of pajeets otherwise your groceries might be expensive

>>20029857
I don't want a light in my fridge. I unscrewed it. When I go in my kitchen naked at night, and open my fridge, sometimes i forget my window is open

>>20029871
Your problems are substantially larger than someone seeing your fat ass naked

All prices are in CAD

>2 Jane's chicken burgers -- $19.98
>6 heads of lettuce -- $8.99
>840g bread buns -- $6.79
>2kg mixed veggies -- $5.79
>2kg pierogies -- $5.00
>4 bell peppers -- $5.00
>504g ramen -- 4.49

>>20029879
I'd post my a photo of myself to prove I'm not fat, but every time I do the fucking mod bans me. I can't be banned for xmas. I just can't be. Not this year

>>20029882
Who the fuck buys 6 heads of lettuce. Buy a $3 bag of spinach if you want leafy greens.

>>20029861
>iMMiGranTs MaKe eVEryThING MoRe EXPenSiVE
They literally make everything cheaper. Moron.

You should keep your fridge full. Even if you have to put jugs of water in there. You're going to run up your electricity bill keeping an empty fridge cool.

>>20029897
Yeah just look at housing lmao. Who the fuck are you dumb retard

>>20029899
air is easier to keep cool that water. Inb4 "bbbut water stores the cold!". How do you think it gets cold and stays that way?

>>20029853
youll feel better after drinking the vodka

>3 dozen eggs -- $11.37
>10 tortillas -- $4.29
>vegan yogurt (shut the fuck up) -- $4.19
>7 cartons of tofu (shut the fuck up) -- $13.74
>2 jars of olives -- $3.98
>500g peanuts -- $3.99
>2 pabst blue ribbon -- $3.98
>2 pilsner -- $3.62
>peanut butter -- $6.99
>hummus -- $3.49

>>20029920
>Wonder bread tortillas

>>20029931
>he bought one yummy item that's not exactly healthly during the holidays
OMG

>>20029920
>>20029931
yeah wtf are those tortillas

>>20029920
>2 pilsner at $3.62
You're Canadian, aren't you? I say that after also noticing PC / French on the labels but it was the beer that first told me...

>banan $1.64
>1 deenz $1.69
>2 cream cheese spread $8.58
>1kg trail mix $10.99
>onions $2.99

>>20029942
And I feel extra retarded and drunk for noticing you said CAD earlier.
Cheers mate, enjoy awful prices.

>>20029945
>>20029942
kek are you an Ontario bro? what are you drinking tonight? I'm gonna make supper then have a pil mmmmmm

>>20029943
How's the FLQ been these days?

>>20029957
what's flq? I mostly stay home, program, and gym so I might not be aware of all the latest news stories. Some anon here told me about MAD .. polcels will me polcels

peanut butter noodle stir fry is cooking

>>20029963
>3 minutes wide
Seems like a translation error

>>20029983
>cheat sheet toy oven
cute

>>20029963
The FLQ detonated bombs to convince the old man cuck Trudeau to permit french language across the nation in Canada. From a Maine resident we view the French Canadians an redneck bikers and city hicks. The maritime provences have the best seafood in the world.

probably not a huge surprise but this combination of sauces tastes like SHIT. fuck online recipes

>>20029882
grim, eh?

>>20030008
what the fuck is that combination lol

>>20029998
>Trudeau
stopped reading there

>>20029954
Yeah, I'm in Ottawa - there's apparently more than one of us. The whiskey is like a 6/10 at best but I like the Ransack the Universe IPA. Was drinking some of your pilsner earlier and some Boneshaker as well

>>20030021
Looks like shit

>>20030021
There's two of them you know.

>>20030024
>Yeah, I'm in Ottawa
!! Ottawa bro! Maybe we can go for supper some day?

How much do you drink every day?

>>20030036
Enough to drug and rape your bhole with my cock

>>20030038
ottawa sisters don't talk like that. you're an imposter

I'm from ottawa and I say: kill em all!

>>20030043
Do you work for the CA federal government?

ick a Dakota must

>>20029920
>pabst

my nigga

>>20030058
The CEO of PBR is a Russian Jew.

>>20030057
That legit looks like trash. You would have been better off eating the tofu and ramen raw

>>20030056
im trying to but they never get back to me after I pass their interviews. those lazy bums kek

>>20030058
cheers buddy. and happy holidays to you and your family of frogs

>>20030036
Yeah, man. I'm a married mid-30s guy but I'd be cool with going for beers and making a friend.
Normally I've gone to like Big Rig / Tooth and Nail / Beyond the Pale for brewpubs but wherever is cool.
I can add another Korone screenshot for identity proof but can't be assed.

>>20030065
kek you should have seen the food I had to eat in Vietnam. I made a thread about it some months ago. this is king cuisine.

>>20030066
Just get a high quality spray tan and show up drunk and say you are 30% first nations.

>>20030071
Cool, I don't have a family yet, but I plan to some day. I'm still in my 20s.

I'm good with anywhere that has comfortable seating. Beyond the Pale has those old school poor prairie community chairs. Maybe beside IKEA? They have a menu too.

You can send me an email at toroid_crush@protonmail.com

time for seconds! ding ding

now THATS what I call a noodle bowl. what did I do to deserve this?

>>20030123
You must be wealthy eating all that meat in Canada. Best hope the MAID death board doesn't list you as an binge meat eater. Enjoy never bring able to buy a handgun.

>>20030156
>maid poster strikes again
kek

>>20029935
It's not that it's unhealthy, I just had no idea wonder bread made tortillas. I can't help but feel like they'd be gross though, they probably have 10x more sugar than normal tortillas

>>20030112
Sent you an email. If you mean Bigrig next to IKEA that's cool. I like that place.

>>20030175
>received and replied
cheers bro

man this tastes good. so refreshing after those noodles and salty chicken burgers

>>20030008
It's the vinegar, girl. You want rice vinegar, black chinese cooking vinegar or at the very least apple cider vinegar. From the color, it seems you used too much vinegar and not enough soy sauce, too, you only need a spoonful max for that much sauce.

>>20030193
I'm not a girl you queer homo

>>20030131
Also your carrots are too big, you want to slice them as thin as you can, ideally julienne, so there's more surface area and they cook quickly and get some color. That aside, comfy meal, good to see you enjoyed your dinner and thanks for sharing.

>>20030204
>>20030193
Carrots are fine imo. Just that sauce was nasty. I don't like rice wine, it's gross so I subbed normal vinegar with it. Lived and learned.

>>20030220
In that case I'd snub the vinegar altogether and use peanut or sesame oil instead, the rest of the ingredients look fine to go together for noodle sauce for me

>>20030225
>peanut or sesame oil
Ah, that's what was missing, thank you Anon.

Looking at all these Christmas photos on safebooru.org is making me want some sweet desserts now...

Merry Christmasss!!

>>20029853
kinda late but maybe check local church's or foodbanks for christmas hampers (for real though it's last minute so i wouldn't hold out any hope for that)

>>20030232
2 days lad

>>20030243
Sawwy xP

>>20029858
>GAY BOY brand

Poetry.

>>20030282
>brahpst brown shitton
History.

would you?

>>20030043
>not properly browning the tofu
it's the best part

>>20029856
Miso > whatever goyslop you put in your 'food "

>>20029853
drink the vodka you'll better in a bit

>>20029920
>peanut butter -- $6.99
why have all the traditionally peasant staples experience the highest inflation

>>20030816
I'm more baffled at 36 eggs being 12 CAD considering i get them for like 4 Eur

>>20030818
i'm paying like $4 for 24

>>20029896
Romaine and spinach are not fungible.

>>20030823
I'm paying like 92c.

>>20030844
that's pretty cheap. as I said earlier from regular to organic they range from like 1 to 2 eur for ten