/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the acid of the lemon juice erodes the coin

>>20024214
Why is there a coin in its mouth?

>>20024230
for luck :)

>>20024230
So it's like a slot... for coins? That sounds weirdly familiar.

THE PIG IS EATING THE COIN

Fuck off.

>>20024265

>>20024214
The trick is to make a citrus thread, or a foods thst looks like pigs thread. Out janny the janny, and btfo this guy >>20024265
>t. Lemon pig hating janny

Lmao.

>>20024265
Lemon pigs have been a /ck/ tradition for years, YOU fuck off

Tourist season is NOT the most wonderful time of year.

>>20024214
What can I use for eyes? I don't think my country sells cloves.

>>20024444
>quad 4s
O FUKK

>>20024444
peppercorns

>>20024444
I'd say a bunch of small pieces of wood but wood is probably like gold in your country. maybe bone splinters from the last human sacrifice?

>>20024465
They might have supplies at Hut Depot.

>>20024214
I prefer butter lamb to lemon pig personally.

>>20024444
peppercorns

>>20024444
poopercorms

>>20024473
both suck and are gay and effeminate

>>20024530
shut up fagola

pls grant me a gf magic piggy

>lemon
Overrated

>>20024585
I'd say the same to you but I don't care. Talk your little fruity ass off all day, you go girl.

>>20024214
I did it last year; did not bring me good luck financially.

BABY, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!
UOOHHH BABY

>>20024214
that time again eh?

i didnt go under this year. lets go for not going under next year either

>>20024820
what lovely pigs

>>20024265
Rude.

>>20024599
Grant him one, and me as well, holy citrus porker

>>20024230
the bacteria of the coin expedites the decay process

>>20024850
This is oddly appropriate

>made a lemon pig with /ck/ once
>was the worst year of my life
dad died, mom was diagnosed with cancer, I was broken up with, landed in the hospital for a few days, broke my leg, lost my job. Fuck you lemon pig, I blame you.

>>20024214
You're fuckin' right it is.

>>20024230
>coin slot
PLEASE DO NOT POST *THE PIC* you know the one....

>>20025170
For what I can understand, the coin is supposed to bring you monetary luck for the next year.
This 2023 I did a pig for my first time. Father died.
But economically speaking, I received inheritance.
I guess Pigggy works in mysterious ways

>>20025170
I also had a terrible year. Lemon pig curse, I'm gonna do it again though.

Spoiler, the /ck/ pig isn't about asian superstition, it's a reference to a certain famous coin repository, a "fuck you" to janny, and that's why they started deleting threads last year. So post your piggies, and then repost them using NordVPN after they get deleted.

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>>20025170
You accidentally made a lemon hog instead of a lemon pig, a common mistake.

>>20025228
>>20025194
I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't
Don't blame me!
You can blame my friends on the other side!
(You got what you wanted)
(But you lost what you had)

What day should I make the lemon pig?
New year's Day, New year's Eve? Christmas????
What spells do I encant to activate the pig magic once assembled?

>>20024214
Posting 2022 pig.

>>20025486
you raisin a pig or did you make a pig a raisin

>>20025184
which one

>>20025513
That's a superhot pepper I grew! You would have a very bad time if you chose to consume him!

My pig from last year held up pretty well, dropped the coin albeit

>>20024444
Sharpie

>>20024444
I used juniper berries.

>>20024214
This looks fun, I'll do it this year on New Year's Eve.

>>20024820
Hey bro your 2023 one is looking a bit off

>>20025184

>>20025766
reaction image saved

>>20026080
Poggers. Piggers?

>>20024214
My one year pig is on the left and my two year is on the right

>>20026268
Fixed

>>20026274
Maybe this time

>>20026278
This picture tells quite a story, thank you for sharing

>>20026299
>thank you for sharing
correct because I feel 100x better about myself right about now

>>20025194
a finger curls on the piglet's [paw

ghahgahhahha i mfukcing brain damamged
thois is the best voarrd omn tjis site

>>20026309
What did you mean by this

Kinda sorta thinking of making one with pomegranate this year. Still not sure.
I'm out in the middle of nowhere for the holidays so I don't know what kind of produce I can get.

>>20024285
Absolutely .
Eben moar popyoular then butter lamms.
verry rucky
De coyne is fer prasperritee
Why com no cash cow?

>>20026332
That's a fucking chocolate coin, you nigger.

>>20026341
You don't have to ham it up, bro, nobody minds that you're drunk just type normally.

>>20026377
>chegged
*<hic!>*

>>20026248
Lemonpoggers.

>>20026332
>chocolate coin
the citrus god will be displeased

i'm so ready

>>20025270
>>20026316
All because of this lil fucker.
Gonna make him a brother this year tho and just hope the money doesn't come from anyone's death.

>>20024285
>years
Yeah...2016 was years ago. That's pretty fucking sad. Still doesn't change the fact that you're tourists.

>>20027225
>25>>20024285
shut the fuck up you grumpy cunt it's christmas

>>20024214
little too early for this thread innit?

>>20027275
Me concur.
Lemon pigs are for a bit before new years eve.

LEMONBUMP.

>>20027208
So you keep these out all year? Where do you store it?
I would think it would start to go bad and smell funny.

>>20024265
shut up, faggot
lemon piglets are a /ck/ tradition

Anyone have the collage from a couple years ago? It was great. Lots of participation.

>>20028489
the acidity of lemons keep the smell, molds and bugs away

Lemon Piglets :3

>>20026023
he was exceptionally juicy

>>20024214
You're sick in the head and I hope you find Christ one day,

>>20025194
If you put something else in its mouth, do you get a different kind of luck?

>>20025170
Imagine how horrible it'd be if you hadn't made the lemon piglet!

>>20024473
agreed
>>20026341
based butter lamb enjoyer

>>20028489
I've preserved some of mine in various ways.
The one in the coffin in >>20027285 is one of mine. He was stored in coarse salt.
I have another in a jar of alcohol and another yet in a jar of saturated brine (picrel). They're both holding up quite well.
The pomelo was fed to the birds, who actually weren't all that interested until he "ripened".

>>20029532
Cum brought me bad luck this year so nix that.

>>20024850
i have this garfield plush

>>20029687
no need to show your gayness

>>20029695
dont be mad

My mom found last years lemon pig and thought I lost it and was doing weird pagan rituals. I tried explaining the /ck/ Lemon Pig lore but she wouldn’t have it and it made me sound even crazier. This year I’m hiding my remon piggu in my underpants drawer. I’m 32 btw :(

>>20029720
Based neopet haver

>>20028489
mine just dried up and now its rock hard

>>20029728
What is the lore? I’ve been an on-and-off /ck/er for years but have never seen the lemon pig.

Unfortunately, his brothers got stolen. Starting lemony fresh.

>>20025011
sad piggy

>>20029926
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/lemon-pigs-new-year

TLDR: It's a recently invented New Year "tradition" for good luck, symbolized by the coin (prosperity). The article says they were endorsed by famous e-celeb chef Jacques Pepe (the Babish of his day), but /ck/ probably adopted them more because:
>1. lemons are food innit
>2. KAWAII DESU PIGGU CHAAAAN ^_^
Some people keep the pigs from former years until they are black, desiccated, and moldy, presumably with wizard powers (picrel, not mine). Last year, notably, an underage newfag janny on crack DELETED the NYE lemon pig thread, which would be the equivalent stupidity of deleting the annual Sir comic on /fit/ (instead, it should have been stickied). But this act of gayness has apparently only strengthened the pigfrens' resolve for 2024.

>>20029926
>>20030522
Example from 2020:
>>/ck/thread/13486020

I made one last year I will make one this year too.

>>20024230
>>20024232

>>20029582
Going strong

>>20029371
christ does it with oranges

>>20027285
i-is he ok?

>>20030577
Yes, after an infusion of 10cc's of lemonade, he has regained much of his former "zest".

>>20024214
thank you for reminding me. I actually enjoy Christmas and New year because the memes just make it fun.

>>20029582
the jar of brine preserves the pig

>>20030577
He's doing fine.

>>20030298
who the fuck would steal a lemon piggie?

>>20027275
We need to make up for the faggotry of last year's thread being deleted with extended lemon pig enjoyment

>>20029720
Based and lasagnapilled

>>20024214
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>>20031260

What is this? Am Euro fag and I have never seen such thing.
I am almost 20 and I have never seen anything like this.
What's meaning behind this? Why you guys do it? Is this meme or something cultural? Is there specific day when you make it?

>>20031497
It's just a cute tradition /ck/ has adopted for a few years now. It's a lot of fun seeing everyone's pigs and creativity and some of the older mummified pigs. It's just made up, doesn't really have any cultural roots as far I can tell but it's certainly cultural to this board now.

I sent this image to my family and they are up for making lemon pigs on Christmas (I won't see them all on new year's) so I'll post the big lemon pig family later.

>>20024265
Dilate

>>20031497
>What is this? Am Euro fag and I have never seen such thing.
because you're a newfag and shouldnt post until you've lurked here for 5 years
its been a shit meme trend excuse for lame threads for a while now, no-one actually makes them in RL
people make threads about them to shitpost like with fingerboxes on /b/

>>20031507
Oh okay thanks for explaining :)
>>20031534
I think it's cute

20031497
Mass reply makes you an instant fag
sage goes in all fields

>>20031894
>sage goes in all fields
You are everywhere

>>20031927
He's have an autistic Christmas meltdown

>>20031260
Crispy

>>20031507
>doesn't really have any cultural roots
4chan is 20 years old now. I'd say we count as a culture.

>>20032302
SA and 4chan is modern internet culture. The influence on internet culture and how that culture has seeped out into the real world can’t be overstated. Just look at how GG supercharged the culture war and how we’re still reeling from the effects.

>>20032302
Damn am almost the same age as 4chan

here's my little fuckers : 2022 did dry well but 2023 just turned into a biohazard chemical shenanigan weapon
They did bring me a lot of luck tho

>>20024465
kek

>>20025766
what does it mean if the coin drops :|

>>20024214
aging like an east asian woman

>>20024229
Found the jew

>>20032427
Jackpot, twice the luck!

TRISH IS PAID TO FLIRT WITH COLE?
TRULY A HELL HOUSE
LET THE GAMES BEGIN

>>20032302
>we count as a culture
I wasn't ready for this recontextualisation of my hiraeth.

>>20032405
open and whiff it

>>20032943
>hiraeth

jesus christ, dude, why you wasting a $20 word like that on this shithole?

>>20032943
Is that from Cerebus?

>>20032302
A bacterial one at the very least.

>>20033265
I always considered 4chan the grease trap of the internet. Disgusting, but necessary.

These days, the whole internet is basically a fatberg blocked sewer.

>>20033048
I have a jar of pot that has been sitting closed in my room for years because I forgot it existed and I’m scared of opening it because I don’t want to inhale whatever it’s inside. There’s no mold apparently, it’s just dry.

>>20033283
sniff both at the same time

>>20033373
Do this

>>20030561
If i'm using oranges, I'm going FULL POMANDER .

>>20031177
I hope those are "Strike anywhere" matches
>DANGER LemonPig

>>20031894
That's not how it works, anon.
read the FAQs

>>20032943
>>20033282
>hireath
>fatberg
I came for lemon pigs but I learned new words. The providence of the lemon pig is truly radiant.

>>20033688
Clovemaxing. Nice.

>>20024214
this is my favorite /ck/ tradition

>>20033688
>>20033912
>biblically accurate citrus piggies

>>20031274
Lemon stealing whores

>>20031497
>I am almost 20
two more years

>>20024214
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>>20033912
Seriously though, why would you bother.

>>20031534
t.spoonfeeder

>>20024473
butter lamb is for pascha though, just a few months away :)

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>>20034173
why do anything at all?

>>20034173

>>20024214
grrr it's still too early to make one. i'll do it after christmas

>>20031894
sage isn't a downvote you idiot tourist

>>20034173
Kill yourself you joyless german mass replying cunt. Go suck a tranny muslim

>>20033172
It's from a speculative paper on how we might leave warnings that will last for thousands of years on nuclear waste dumps.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages#Message

>>20024214
i thought you weren't supposed to do this til new year's day?

>>20033688
oh kos, or some say kosm, grant us eyes! grant us eyes!

>>20033048
I like life tho

>>20033905

The Museum of London has a piece of fatberg in their modern London gallery. Really makes you stink.

Left is 2021, Right is 2023, I got a lil fancier this year. :)

>>20031274
Pirates

>>20034173
Because it's a fun little thing to do at the end of the year. I wanted to. Because I can/could. I dunno why do sound so boring and a whiny little bitch. Merry chrysanthemum you dingdong.

>>20033691
Unfortunately no, but it would be fucking hilarious to burn my apartment down because a fruit fell down from the shelf and lit up the rug.

>>20024214
2022 lemon living it big in the compost heap

>>20035171

Imagine explaining to the insurance guy. "Well you see, there was the lemon pig, that I had put there just the other day, with a coin in its mouth. Which was the style at the time."

>>20033688
kind of looks like the apples you roast and put in wassail. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck now I have to go make wassail

>>20034933
I really like the choice of toothpick.

>>20024230
newfag

>>20035192
Its common to put pommander balls in wassail

I cut myself by accident making this guy. I bled for him.

>>20035845
He has a soul now

>>20035845
>>20035942
when it gets thrown out eventually, you too will die

Can I make one using an orange?
I don't have any lemons.

>>20032693
They should make lemon piggies for their next challenge. Then Tay should be gorcedvyo hold a lemon in her vaginal cavity until New Years.

You're supposed to make him on new years eve not Christmas

>>20036287
Yes

>>20031507
/ck/ didn't start lemon piglet, it's a tradition of 70s dinner party's twitter followers and we're just joining in. So can you even call it board culture?

Real lemon piglet fans own the alcoa book

i'll make mine on NYE

I made my pigs with limes, sorry i can't fine lemons, the last year one is well preserved, i have a relatively nice year

>>20036565
Fuck, i screw the picture, anyway i think limes pigs are cute

>>20036510
Where can i buy the book?

>>20036571
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=401+alcoa&_sop=15

>>20036593
Also it's a book on stupid crafts you can make out of tinfoil. Lemon piglet is in there because his tail is tinfoil.

The citrus swine.

>>20025011

Mine from a year or two ago.

>>20036739
She's asking for it

>>20036740

>>20029720
but do you have the pencilcase?

>>20024214
Literal poverty tradition

>>20036745
>people having fun?
>on MY forum?

>>20036287
No! It is forbidden!

>>20030522
>chef Jacques Pepe
sop bullshiting us, he doesn't exist for real, this lemonpig meme comes from reddit circa 2019

>>20035845
>anon accidentally created a phylactery

>>20024214
>2 zł
Piękna cytrynowa świnka

>>20024214
piggylemon :))

>>20024214
EMBRACE THE CHINESE TRADITION
also eat ze bug

r8 dont h8

Fell down and his botzom jaw dislocated, also lost his legs, and eyes. I think he's from 2020 or 2021, cant quite remember. His mandarin buddy from last year rotted away and I had to discard him. I will make him a new lemon friend this year.

>>20037026
He a cute ;)

>>20037026
Very nice pig!

>>20037038
He looks like he's not handling it well. Make that friend quickly.

>>20037038
>>20037072
I have created life

>>20037111
Forgot the ears

>>20037038
>AAAUUUGHGHAHGHH

Anyone of you guys ever made a grape piggy? I guess it would just turn into a raisin hog.

>>20036930
to jednofuntówka jest akurat
>nta

>>20024274

How do you guys deal with this putrid smell?

>>20037568
Putrid? Just smells like acetone to me. And only up close

>>20033929
kek

He's had a rough end of the year.

How do you do, fellow lemonpigs?

>>20034173
Joyless and bitter is no way to go through life son

>>20037688
Wait a minute...

>>20037695
Some people are apparently incapable of comprehending special interests. I knew a guy whose response to hearing about any new hobby/pasttime was "why bother?"
>why would you spend time on [insert DIY project here] when you could buy something or pay someone else to do it?
>why would you spend time learning about and repairing [vintage object] when you could buy a new one?
>why would you learn [new arts/crafts skill] when you will never be master level?
Etc, etc. At a certain point it just becomes "why do anything". He had money and a hot wife though, so maybe he was doing that whole "sigma grindset" thing, but there's something creepy about being unable to appreciate the intangible or sentimental value of an activity/object. "No fun allowed" I guess.

>>20037717
We must accept the orange-kind into our society for the betterment of all lemon piglets.

>>20037751
based

>>20034173
What is life without its flourishes?

>>20037751
the orange jew fears the lemon supremacist

this is the only pig i have left the others started smelling like crazy

>>20037751
heh

>>20024274

>>20037026
Would.

>>20024214
Does a lemon pig count as Idolatry? I don't want to go to hell.

here he is

>>20038328
Literally christcucked

>>20035171
(Same anon) I TRULY wish no harm befalls you and your this holiday...but Oh shit! i can't stop laughing from the comedic implications.
Merry Christmas, anon, May you your lemon piggy grow smaller and drier in PEACE.
kekekek..
That's gonna be in a movie some time now, and we were all here to see it's origins.

>>20038328
No it’s more like a local tradition

>>20035192
I made enough for EVERYONE ITT.
Uh...you may wanna avoid the pecans in the mixed nuts though.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

>>20038328
You a retard, bro? Just don't pray to it. No different than a doll or knick-knack you'd have on a shelf.

>>20036736
That's breddy good anon.
Normally I'd just go ahead and doctor the pic myself, but you did a good job, and I'm not in the 1UP-ing kinda spirit.
Have a template for future use:

>>20037026
PPP: Perfectly Passable Piggy/10
Don't drop that dime!

>>20037151
I just made a grape piglet but I don't know what to use for the coin because it's so small. Do I make a coin out of paper?

>>20038593
hole punch a piece of aluminum foil thats been folded over a few times.
or a thick mylar wrapper.

>>20038601
Poor thang.

>>20038629
looks gud. It it were a kumquat you'd be a shoo win for the smollest piggy EVAR
You didn't have any gold or silver candy wrappers?

>>20038639
Found gold

>>20038648
Phone. Please.

>>20038654
Rich lil piggy!
Merry Christmas!
(6 minutes left here.)

>>20026341
Wow, a lamb made of butter. My anime waifus would love it. In fact, the first sentence Aiko ever said in English was "I like butter"

>>20031507
Don't do it, it's a troll. It creates toxic fumes and you will die in your sleep.

>>20030522
THAT'S MY LEMON PIG SET
Here's how their doing now

>>20032391
>either 18 or 22
>not underageb&
>was possibly sperm when i posted here
not like this

>>20025170
The one and only time I made a lemon pig was 2020.....

Lemon pig did COVID-19!

>>20038693
Don't listen to this anon, I'm a troll and will flood your house with toxic fumes and make you die in your sleep if you don't do this

bros when does my lemon pig start making me money

>>20038775
its not that direct, the 2019 piglets caused covid19

>>20038356
Merry Christmas to you too and a prosperous next year. May your lemon piglets be dry and long lasting.

>>20031534
>he thinks fingerboxes aren't real

>>20039095
Covid was the greatest stock market discount in years

>>20038344
What a handsome lad.

I did not have cloves.

>>20038717
Are they ok??

i put whole ass dollar in her this year, gonna need the luck desu

>>20024214
friendly reminder that remmonpigs are a disgusting chineé trash tradition and in 30 years from now, when you're a slave for the chinaman on a corn or pork farm in your own home country, remember how you haplessly embraced their stupid bullshit way back in 2023.

>>20042089
dude its a cute lemon chill

>>20042089
>chineé tradition
Citation needed, ignorant board tourist. I get it, Chinese are all about "muh New Year, muh prosperity" but it's not even the correct New Year for them you mongoloid (heh).

>>20024444
Where the hell do you live?

>lemonpigparty.org

>>20042089
Working on a farm sounds comfy

>>20042072
The incantation says a shiny penny.

>>20042072
greed is rightly punished anon

>>20036510
is that a pear mouse?

>>20024214
last years piggers

>>20042492
indeed
>>20042793
im not sure because this is a unqualified magic

I still have mine from last year. I plan to make another, if there's another thread I'll post the old one.

Lemons and cloves secured this morning. I'm making the old man participate

>>20042862
add kumquat for complete family

are we supposed to keep them? i bury mine and plant a tree on top, last years got a banana tress

>>20037111
>>20037117

>>20042851
Was supposed to be an aardvark then it mutated (my dad made it)

I didn't have cloves so i used pins!

>>20024214
Never made a lemon pig before, any tips for this year? How do I maximize my luck?

Got the whole family involved. Which pig is your favorite?

Couldn't find foil so he is tailless I am afraid sad oinks

>>20044767
No worries fren, just stick in a little stubby toothpick tail (say he's "docked"), or cut a little butt-flap like you did for the ears. ALPAB (all lemon pigs are beautiful)

Bonus pig in a disguise

i always find it amazing just how many of us have whole cloves laying around

>>20044764
cork master, no contest

>>20024214
Yes, my daughter was asking about Lemon pigs.

>>20044809
My parents bought them once a few years ago, but we pretty much ever use them.

>>20044777
Wizard lemon piglet CHECKED

>>20044764
Marvellous.. Do you get extra luck per piglet?

>>20044040
>>20044443
Cute

>>20044849
That's my favorite too, my dad made that one. I also like mom's Ms. Piggy style lemon with lipstick and painted toes.

>>20046140
I'm not sure... If that's true then my parents will be very lucky this year since I don't think anyone is taking theirs on a plane home.

for some reason ive never done a lemon pig before this year

Friendly reminder that the mouth slit goes in the lemon nipple not under it

>>20029582
Grim

>>20047050
Don't tell me how to lemon-pig you facist.

>>20029720
Woman detected

>>20042089
joke's on you, my country is already a chinese farm although I don't work on them
t. brazilian

>>20029720
mites and fungus breeding grounds, I'm glad my mom trashed or gave away most of my plushies

>>20042492
I'm adjusting for inflation.

>>20024214
What do you do with last year's pig?

>>20048088
How exactly are plush toys more of a breeding ground for those things than a closet full of clothes? Is it because you were fucking them?

>>20032616
This

>>20048953
People probably don’t wash stuffed animals and plushes nearly as often as clothes and bedding if they even wash them at all.

>>20048973
I probably have some old bed linens in the back of closet that haven't been used or washed in a decade. They're not growing mushrooms because they're not stored in a damp basement.

>>20030554
KINO

>>20034933
Look at his lil booties

Got the gang to make their own piggers last year

Mine from last year (or the year before? It all blends together). Betty White died roughly 90 seconds after coronapigger was born

Gone but not forgotten. Coronapigger went full Nurgle and melted into soup a few months later

>>20033688
Like mine?

>>20049308
Leave and never come back.

>>20049074
F
;_;

>>20049067
Is that a rapid covid test shoved up that poor piggus ass?

>>20049488
It was intended as a way to ward off covid, but he became one with it and I assume the goop he became was the progenitor of one of the new variants

>>20049067
The one on the right is still doing pretty well, despite a few lumps and bumps over the years

>>20044809
I work in a tea factory so I just grab a handful from work before I go home

>>20044809
Why is this amazing?

>>20037117
>>20034933
>right
Me on friday evening
>left
Me on monday morning.

>>20049308
la di da

>>20049308
depends if you're a humans using AI vs AI just trying to chill with the gang? the latter would be pretty cool

>>20049893
its no longer a common ingredient besides a yearly ham

>>20050074
dont do much curry making huh?

>>20050078
no but whole clove?

Lemonsisters...

I love him like a son.

Got mine done today, gave him a 90% silver roosevelt dime for extra good luck