/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20007338
that's foul

>captcha: kysay

>>20007345
Do you have a better snak

>>20007338
>5-6 lemons squeezed into a bag of plain hot Cheetos and then I let it sit until it is a mush
what the absolute fuck this fucking disgusting. how fat are you and when was the last time (if ever) you had sex?

But why do you like it mushy? It’s not even that weird if you didn’t turn it into soup

>>20007374
Sounds like somebody doesn’t have a better snakc

>>20007382
It’s less of a soup and more of a gruel, imagine overcooked oatmeal mixed with a thick mucus

>>20007384
ok so that means you are fat as fuck and never had sex got it. also my go to snack is tortilla chips and mango salsa like a normal sex haver. you must be a /v/ or /a/ mod or something to be this much of a disgusting obese incel

>>20007349
I enjoy sliced cucumber with salt and pepper and a little ranch dressing

Deenz on toast

>>20007408
Soaked in Olive oil or water

>>20007417
olive oil no fillets

>>20007396
Occasionally what I’ll do is hollow out a whole cucumber and smear the inside with cream cheese it’s good in slices but long it reminds me of celery

>>20007395
God shut the fuck up. Did you get lost on your way to twitter? OP is thirty times more interesting than your bullshit. And by the way “normal sex haver” it’s Friday night you fucking loser!

>>20007425
sounds a bit rich but I'd eat that. I really do love the sloopy juicy seeds and core though, i would hate the whaste that

Another example of quite the snak
made one to prove I can eat healthy

>>20007436
What's with incels thinking people only have sex on Fridays? Most people have sex any day of the week they want.

>>20007442
for a second I thought that was on a rug on the floor

>>20007449
What’s with incels and pretending to be cool on 4chan? You weren’t cool the second you got here. You became a faggot when you came to the food and cooking board. Enjoy your gay sex homo

>>20007458
I'm nta but anyways you sound really mad and upset. Just have sex bro

No need to be hostile brothers just engage in the odd food

>>20007464
ok I just had sex. what next

>>20007464
I know you are that anon and I know you are angry you are at home on a Friday night talking about mushy cheetos pretending you are normal. Just let go bro

>>20007472
Don’t bring me into this :(

I'm also an incel is it cool if I post in this thread?

>>20007530
Your decisions matter not to me as long as one of those decisions is an odd food

>>20007338
Fuckin fat beaner

>>20007338
if you drink alcohol and eat that you'll have an ulcer in months

>>20007545
I have eaten it for almost a decade nothing yet

>>20007543
If they were a real beaner they would add chamoy in there

>>20007577
Oddly enough I am Hispanic, only telling you due to lucky dubs

>>20007338
Interesting, so does it end up like a cheesy spicy lemon grits? What was the process behind the invention?

>>20007425
>hollow out a whole cucumber and smear the inside with cream cheese
Brilliant, I’m allergic to celery and don’t know why I never thought of this, going to pick up some cukes at the store next time.

>>20007338
Saw my grandpa eat a peanut butter, mayonnaise and sweet pickle relish sandwich
It was fucking vile and dude ate it like it was a PB&J
For me, it's Slim Jims or fast food (just got Wendy's tonight)

>>20007639
It’s really more like a zesty soggy spicy cereal perhaps, the texture just does it for me. It has however resulted in a singular cavity

>>20007650
I will try this soon, it actually sounds horrific

>>20007338
> Doesn’t even use a lime

>>20007671
Not enough juice to make the goo

>>20007338
I feel like I'm gonna throw up just by thinking about it. Sour and spice are combination that give me vomit PTSD reminding me of shrimp instant ramen. Someday you will shit your guts out.

>>20007338
sounds like you just want a bag of flamin hot cheetos

>>20007436
Go back.

>>20007338
Spreading some of these lemon cheetos on a burrito sounds like absolute fire

>>20007650
Probably where he got the idea

>>20007338
thats vile

>>20007338
nast

>>20007338

When I was younger I would eat crackers.
The way I would eat them is I would make a sandwich.
I would make the sandwich this way:
>chew crackers into mush
>take mush out of my mouth
>put mush between two crackers
>eat like a little sandwich

that sounds awesome. lemon goes good in mayonnaise too

>>20007338
I do this but add hot sauce like tapatio/valentina. But I use like only 2 limes.

>>20009003
I was wanting to make Valentina cured egg yolk and then spread it on toast, I think it would be supreme

>>20007395
What is ur obsession with sex?

>>20007338
Dorilocos or tostilocos.
There are many varieties of these and some are better than others.
No pic because I’m lazy.

>>20007338
“I’m not like the other girls”

>>20009028
That sounds absolutely delicious. Do it.

Me and my friend when we were young would make a snack that I eat like once a year now to be nostalgic, but as an adult I wondered what crack had gotten to my head.

You take a normal bag of hot cheetos (what used to be 99c bag) then by a bottle of Red Devil hot sauce (Crystal works but only these 2), squeeze half a lime, add the whole bottle to the bag, add some tajin and shake it up and eat before mushy

That shit slapped on gaming nights

>>20009081
I like Doritos and tapitio

>>20008691

why did old white people do this

>>20009841
Exceeds wealth

>>20009081
You ate a whole bottle of hot sauce?

I grew up on pb&j and pb and miracle whip sandwiches so I actually still enjoy a pb and miracle whip sandwich. tho not the biggest fan of mayonnaise and pb tho and dont eat that nearly as much as miracle whip and pb. tho most people I know find the thought of it horrible yet have never tried it.
Also a friend of mine likes a pb and dorito sandwich on occasion. nacho cheese is the main but he said any flavor works and some pb. I havent tried it yet but I might at some point.

sams club pizza w svakrut and crushed pepper

chopped lettuce mixed with hummus and hit with franks scooped with tortilla chips

>>20007338
My family's traditional Thanksgiving treat is a pie dish with cream cheese on the bottom, baby shrimp in the middle and cocktail sauce on top served with crackers. Everyone I tell says that sounds horrific but my family loves it and sometimes I make it for myself because it's so good

>>20007338
I've had this before but with lime and the extra hot variety.
Delicious but it does feel like you've been poisoned for the next several hours.

>>20007395
wait a second.....is that a......hold the fort........did somebody say.....I coulda sworn I heard a.........
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HOT SAUCE?!?!?!

>>20008966
I probably had the most weird food combos as a kid

>pretzel sticks lightly dipped in oj
>mac n cheese dipped in the juices from mandarin oranges
>dipping graham crackers into hawaiian punch until they got soggy
>putting a cheeze-it inbetween two nilla wafers and eating it like a sandwich

>>20010237
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>20010380
autism

Can't do it anymore but I'd put two layers of habanero doritos between white bread with a little mayonnaise.
i don't even like doritos but those were the best

>>20007338
There's a fucking hair in it bro.

>>20010745
hot cheetos are made from chihuahua's

>>20010237
This is why autistic people diet at like 50

>>20010745
Pretty much everything has hair in it.

>>20011156
Die at*

>>20011161
no it dont
at least not at that scale.

>>20010224
No, that's salsa.

>>20010116
This is a great party food
except we always made it with cream cheese on bottom then sauce and shrimps on top
I can't imagine doing it your family's way, maybe that's the trouble for the horrific reactions

>>20013817
most people take exception to the combination of cream cheese and shrimp, not the order in which they are put together

>>20011807
shut up and eat your hairs or you don't get any pudding

>>20007387
>imagine overcooked oatmeal mixed with a thick mucus
If you weren't sold on OP's cheeto lemon gruel before...
How appetizing

honestly op’s creation wouldn’t be bad with only like one or two lemons so it wouldn’t mush. one of my weirdest combos was dill pickles and chili cheese fritos god they are good but i only tend to do it when i’ve smoked and want a late night snacky in beddy. another weird one was an oreo dipped in pub cheese. only had that cuz i had some left on my plate after i ran out of pretzels and was curious

>>20007338
Shitty boxed mac and cheese, smothered in ketchup.

>>20007436
I love overdefensive autistic incels so much

>>20010237
How do I get an autistic incel boyfriend?

>>20008966
I would do this with bread
I also used to take bread slices, tear off the crust, jam it into a doughy ball and chew chunks out of that. That was actually my favorite way to eat bread

>>20007338
I dipped a nutter butter in some mustard a few weeks ago and it wasn't terrible. I can't remember if it was dijon or honey mustard but it is absolutely worth exploring. cooking can be anything.

Canned tuna mixed with mayonnaise and salt and pepper as a dip for pretzels.

>>20007395
>mango salsa
I believe you’ve had sex, but only gay sex and mostly with your uncle before you hit puberty

>>20014378
>tuna salad
AAAAAHHHHH HOW TWISTED IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME RAMSEYMAN

>>20007338
You should try true lime powder instead of juice, or maybe switch to takis, they’re sour and spicy. Unless you’re really enjoying the mush, but soggy fried stuff gets all oily and is not appealing in my opinion

>>20010116
Tell me how white you are without posting hand.

This was a big thing in the 80s, baby shrimp were all over everything for a while, my family just put the cheese block on a plate and poured the other stuff over.

>>20014385
It’s the pretzel part some may find odd.

>>20007468
Dilate.

its not that weird but i just like to make garlic bread using ultra sharp aged cheddar and approximately 10 cloves per slice of bread. So usually like 2 whole bulbs across 4 slices of toast. Lay the piles of finely chopped garlic down first then the cheese over so the garlic only partially cooks when you broil on low for 5 min. Simple and stinky but one of the only foods that consistently makes me go 'ngggngh god fuuuck' when i eat it. It makes my shit smell amazing too.

>>20007338
Wtf is this.
>and gives me the most violent of diarrhea.
And this is a thing you actually want ?!

>>20014405
I'm so white I make my own sauerkraut and am friends with a police officer.
I guarantee it's a thing my parents have been making since at least the 80s, it's always been at every Thanksgiving I remember. People rag on boomer cooking for stuff like what we're talking about goddamn that shrimp dip is amazing.

>>20007465
kek saved

>>20007338
>I wanna see food that is absolutely disgusting that you can’t stop eating.

my dad used to eat peanut butter, sardines, and pimento cheese sandwiches. Always looked vile, never had the stomach to try it

I am inspired to try all of your recipes, I just know my ‘tistic palate would enjoy atleast half of them. New thread will be for trying disgusting combinations since I am doomed to live a short life anyways.

>>20007396
I straight up eat tomatoes like apples with a little bit of salt

>>20007338
I feel a whole lot better about my cottage cheese and salsa habit.

>>20017182
That's pretty normal, fren.
t.mater eater

>>20007808
You should actually try peanut butter and pickles sometime. It's a great flavor combination. I like to take ritz crackers, spread a little PB and put a slice of pickle on it. As a sandwich it works well too.

Another snack that my whole family always did/does, that some have said is weird, it's just get a bowl of potato chips and dump red hot all over them. Or just peel a carrot and eat it like bugs bunny dipping it in a little dish of kosher salt. Cucumber slices with lemon juice and salt was my daily snack coming home from school.

One cool dish my mom would always make is watermelon salad. It's cubed watermelon, feta cheese, sliced onion, fresh mint, balsamic vinegar and salt.

My biggest guilty pleasure involves eating campbell's soup straight from the can. I love condensed cream of chicken and condensed cheddar cheese soup. It's like someone made delicious versions of my favorite foods!