/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>The charges, officer?

You should drink the lemonade for making this thread.

>>19996205
One day all energy drinks will br banned mark my words

>>19996229
well look at caffeine like we look at coke now

>>19996229
No, just self serve stations and free refills across all beverages. Maybe even water, too.
Energy drinks will only see a price hike.

>>19996205

i gotta get my hand on one of these before they take them off the menu

Why can't I buy monster energy in a 2 liter bottle? Is there any energy drink you can buy like that?

>>19996205
based panera bleaching the genepool
how do we get minorities to drink more of this stuff?

>>19996280
let them buy it with food stamps, snap, or wic

Honest to god question who the fuck eats at panera bread? It's like the McDonalds version of a bakery. Why the fuck would you ever go there?

>>19996280
Then who will fight for white people? Not whites, certainly

>>19996287
White women jizz over this place.

>>19996287
It's essentially a waiting room in the middle of a big city, it's someplace you can sit and get a coffee and/or some food while you're between things or want to step away from the office

>>19996205
We already had this thread a couple days ago, please stop posting it. Regards

>>19996300
It's okay to call them retards here.

>>19996205
>Free refills
>Kills you after a second cup
Maybe Red Lobster should had poison to their all you can eat shrimps.

>>19996205
>let a retard loose because its no longer fun to take care of them after they become adults
>retard kills himself
>try to cash in on your dead son's corpse by sueing a restraunt chain he killed himself at while being retarded

this is dumb.

>>19996300
/PCLG/ - Panera Charged Lemonade General

>>19996349
Many such cases, at least they were worth something to them in the end.

>>19996254
they probably already have just because they know people will come for the memes after a second case

Two C4 Energy drinks is the same caffeine content as a 30oz (the large cup) charged lemonade

>>19996205
All this would potentially do is end self-serve stations.
>Why?
Because "trust" in your customers proves fatal. To them.

>>19996254
Maybe we should try to start a TikTok challenge of downing like 3 or 4 in under an hour.

>>19996205
>kills you
And i wouldn’t have it any other way, anon.

>>19996448
Are they deadly? I don't know what these are

After the first idiots dropped there's a warning label that this is the max recommended dose of caffeine in a 24 hour period but people still keep drinking 3 or 4 of them.

>>19996217
murder

>>19996455
Not necessarily, but you may reveal zoomers with undiagnosed heart conditions.

>>19996454
Ah, nice. Can you post how you feel after finishing each one?

>>19996455
Only if you have a heart.

>>19996448
>we
do it pussy

>>19996588
paypal me 50 dollars and i'll do it

>>19996591
go beg on the streets like a real gypsy, gypsy.

>>19996594
It seems that you're too broke to give me 50 dollars, my condolences.

>>19996296
>It's essentially a waiting room in the middle of a big city, it's someplace you can sit and get a coffee and/or some food while you're between things or want to step away from the office

i already have that. it's called my car.

>>19996599
too much chutzpah, poor begging gypsy

>>19996602
In a big city lots of people either don't have cars or don't drive to work

>>19996606
>Gowanus
I'm sorry, what?

>>19996205
i deserve to die

>>19996229
only in europe hahaha those cucks ban everything

>>19996660
same

I want the jet fuel lemonades.

>>19996660
Give me the aid I need

>>19996205
Isnt it basically impossible to overdose on caffeine?

>>19996803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugvzuQF95ic

>>19996939
>teens dies

>>19996205
>deserved to die

>>19996287
>Why the fuck would you ever go there?
foods good

>>19996287
It's hospital food where you can sit around with a bunch of dumbasses who are in the middle of a zoom session or job interview on their laptop

>>19996803
no
caffeine is a stimulant and is currently available in forms that can easily be taken to point of lethal overdose

>>19996617
Gow anus

>>19996606
NYC is a special case because it's the only American city with a halfway decent metro system.

>>19996229
It's very easy to make your own, chuddy.

>>19996205
get em while you can folks because I predict these bad boys will be taken off the panera menu in the near future

Brain implosion lemonade
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Cause you can't overthink if ur heart stops!

Brain implosion lemonade
Crave zero thoughts, want head empty!
Then drink and drink and drink until u drop!
https://youtu.be/P49lBbJSpdQ

>>19996280
its honestly crazy how you guys can say stuff like this and still believe youre the good guys

>>19998313
https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.33PA8L4
imagine poisoning yourself because you mindfucked yourself into believing conspiracy theory nonsense

I'll take 10

>>19996229
Alcohol/drugs should also be banned

>>19996229
>alcohol + stupidity causes drunk driving accidents
>never banned
>two literal retards with defects die from an energy drink
>banned
No

>>19998530
>never banned

>>19998530
american education lmao

>>19996229
>>19996235
lmao

>>19998530
did you miss the real reason all those mafia movies used to be made anon?

>>19996349
>its no longer fun to take care of them after they become adults
im not sure why you think taking care of retarded children is fun

>>19998321
>experts say
Kill yourself

>>19999323
All we know is... he's called "The Stig!"

>>19998818
>he doesn't know

>>19996205
based panera

>>19996606
I'm more impressed how many people have cars in that shithole.

Bumping to remind myself to try it before it gets taken off the menu.

>>19996456
It's actually more than the max recommended dose.

Also, who the fuck is going to read a warning label on non-alcoholic lemonade? People don't even read warning labels on cigarettes. You'd have to fucking plaster pictures of dead people on the shit.

>be a retarded fat faggot with a fat faggot retard heart
>know I shouldn’t drink caffeinated beverages
“Hmmm what should I get to wash down my cheddar cheese and lard soup bread bowl…hmmm the charged lemonade sounds good”
>too big of a fat retard to understand what the word “charged” means
>proceed to drink 8 liters of it because I’m a fat retard
>fat retard heart proceeds to explode
>somehow my fat retard family sues the company for gorillans of dollars
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

>>20001114
>too big of a fat retard to understand what the word “charged” means
Charged doesn't mean full of shittons of caffeine. You'll see electricity related verbiage as an indicator for extra sour or even extra sweet. Or hell, even vibrant colors.

You think fucking shocktarts had caffeine in them?

>>19996803
you're thinking of weed or LSD. caffeine is far more deadly than either of those. and way less fun.

>>20001157
These threads are always full of talmudic jews defending panera, i cannot fathom another explanation.

>>20001157
wait shocktarts don't have caffeine in them? I thought that was the whole point

>>20001114
>>too big of a fat retard to understand what the word “charged” means
this is a new level of corporate dicksucking
>What?! You don't know Panera's lingo inside and out!? You don't memorize their store-specific parlance!?!?!? You deserve whatever happens to you!!! Maybe try being a more dedicated customer next life!!!!!!!!

>>19996662
I can chug unpasteurized milk as my ancestors smile upon me. Can you say the same?

>>19996205
I tried it and felt so good afterwards, I can see why theyre so popular (and why Panera hasnt removed it from the menu despite backlash)
in based world we'll have drinks with triple the caffeine as those charge lemonades

>>19996229
there is not a single ingredient in redbull thats bad for you
caffeine is good for you and intake is strongly positively correlated with lifespan, and scales by the more caffeine you consume per day (ie people who drink 5+ coffees a day live longer than 1 a day, and coffee drinkers in general live longer than non drinkers)

American moralfagging over alcohol/nicotine/caffeine intake is a scourge, literal slave mindset

>>20003389
funny it tends to be the foreigners that are all chain smoking alcoholics

>>19996205
Filtered by a energy drink

>>19996229
Wrong. (((They))) need workers alert and productive

>>20001012
hey bro? make sure you remember to try it before it gets removed from the menu

>>19996280
They've only killed wypipo though
A defective white girl and a literal retard

>>20004314
>white girl
She was jewish actually.

>>20001157
charged means forced induction for extra boost

>>19996205
I had a large cup full of one of these flavors last year and it didn't do anything to me. People are fucking retarded if they get killed by caffeinated lemonade.

>>19996205
I had it. It tasted horrible and I didn't even feel the caffeine, I went home an hour later and took a nap

>>19996205
>filters the weak

>>19996264
They used to have OG in "big fuckin can" 32oz but switched to button top 24oz a number of years ago.
T. former beverage industry worker

>>19996264
the most "extreme" i know is that here you can buy Booster energy drink (basic redbull flavored stuff) not only in 1.5liter bottles, but also as a concentrated syrup.
a 500ml bottle makes for 12 liters of finished drink with the standard 32mg/100ml. this means that the concentrate has 768mg/100ml, or 3840mg in the whole bottle.
but the syrup is extremely sour (even if you thin it down i find it doesn't quite taste as balanced between sweet and sour as the drink normally does), so you really couldn't just comfortably sip it for the ultimate energy drink.

>>19996229
Just maybe

>>19996205
I never had any interest going to Panera
Now I want to try their "Killer lemonades"
Kinda turned in their favor, grim advertising I guess
Do they still sell them with the same caffeine concentration?

>>20007576
If caffeine makes you sleepy, you have ADHD.

I miss when it was just, St. Louis Bread Co. I know they keep the name and all but I used to go to the original when it was still a mom&pop shop and Ken Rosenthal is actually a pretty nice guy.

>>20009978
>Louisiana - one of the only states free of the mormon / amish plague

Based.

>>20010864
Or they have an even balance

>>20010687
they sell it behind the counter and load it up with ice, but you can still ask for no ice

>>20009978
If you squint, the picture looks like a watermelon
Very appropriate for the us

>>19996205
I got these all the time before that chick died. The caffeine content was clearly labeled. You'd have to be a complete retard to die from a caffeine overdose.

>>19996229
oh the humanity

>>19996301
>>19996351
Don't ever reply to my post or its children ever again

Does a few hundred mg of caffeine actually kill people? I've personally never had more than a gram in one sitting, but even that didn't make me sick.

>>20012636
It might if you have a heart condition or are just more sensitive to caffeine

>>20001012
Just grab any store bought lemonade, and grab a yerba matte drink, and mix the two.

>>19996205
I think they should keep the suicide-aid because it's so poignantly american it'd feel like losing a civil liberty or something.