/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19982789
Holy fuck, Ramsey must be absolutely seething after being blown the fuck out this badly.

I would wife a Sasha Grey, but it looks like that Global is still factory sharpened and I wish she'd learn how to hold a knife if she's going to make cooking videos these days.

>>19982789
is this Sasha Grey?

>>19982809
Women’s sumo is based. An American just won an international medal recently

>>19982918
Amateur sumo is garbage in all respects

>>19982918
>Women’s sumo is...
...shit.

Just like the majority of female "sports", you pathetic beta simp.

>>19982789
she will always be sascha grey. sad.

>>19982946
sriracha grey

>>19982789
honestly, would

>>19982789
Haven't I seen some videos of this chick getting fucked in the ass by Coloureds?

Sudden urge to watch anal porn

>>19982789
A pornstar is making cooking videos now? Lol.

>>19983241
I will die never having sniffed her asshole
Makes me sad desu

>>19983239
Is there any other kind?

I don't care about her porn career. She's cute and I'd marry her in an instant.

>>19983233
What happened here? Was the cook away taking a shit?

>>19983239
>>19983413
Anybody else exclusively watch porn without men in it?
It makes me seething with rage when I have to watch some guy bang a hot slut. I'm so jealous because I don't get any action.

>>19983433

>>19983459
you're not alone anon. I wont watch anything with another guy in it. the only guy fucking that chick should be me so its her solo or with other females in any pr0n I watch. luckily there's alot of dominatrix/submissive fem/fem clips to enjoy for some spicy bondage kink fun.

>>19983473
haha how does he get out bros? haha

>>19983510
probably a door behind him

>>19982789
Damn she's looking pretty beat these days. That makeup is doing some heavy lifting. But kinda with this anon >>19983433, willing to cook and have sex (with me) is good enough for a wife these days.

>>19983459
I exclusively watch bisexual porn because of this. I can't be jealous cause the guy is also getting fucked in the ass, sucking dick ect, but there is a girl in it so I don't feel gay

>>19982918
shut the fuck up retard

>>19983473
You ruined the thread goat licker.
Everything was cool and comfy watching these new webms, you had to shit all over it.
How does he get in, though?

>>19983473
why did he get in?

>>19983906
It was not his decision to make

>>19983457
always flour your pizza peel

>>19983433
of course you would, many men will because men are beta cucks by nature

>>19983978

OG

>>19982814
Despite the porn? She's weirdly the only porn person I think I'd ever want to hang out with.

>>19983978
Even africans are dunking on the poos KEK

>>19984020
N

>>19983978
based negroes have no chill

>>19983510
he just eggsits

>>19982789
She should eat that off the rim of a toilet.

>>19982914
Well it's not her twin sister or a clone or something so it must be her you fucking pig dick moron

>>19982790
mmm boiled plastic yum yum

>>19982918
>An American just won an international medal recently
She didn't even have to train for it

>>19983978

>>19984166
Looks like ceramic

>>19982789
If she would have just been a whore with a husband she would have been a great wife. Why don't women understand this? Instead of sucking and fucking a million dicks just be a nasty whore with your husband.

>>19984195
Was half expecting him to boil plastic bags to make that bootleg estrogen they all started making in Italy or some eurojank country like that

>>19984195
that thing's face doesn't look human

>>19983861
:)

>>19983537
>Damn she's looking pretty beat these days.
What'd you expect? She's a middle-aged woman.

>>19983233
so how did they get that PoV shot at the end? It's a fucking security camera mounted on the wall.
This is staged and gay.

>>19982789
I'M STILL SEETHING THAT SHE NEVER TOOK A CREAMPIE IN HER ENTIRE CAREER
FUCKING BITCH

>>19983978
based blacks

>>19984000
>tfw you will never be as comfy as this rat

>>19984349
How does it feel being the biggest incel on /ck/? And that's saying something

>>19984349
she did with me ;)

>>19983978
what? i love this timeline now

>>19984011
>despite the porn?
Yeah. The weird thing is that I've never liked any of the videos she did, but I always thought she seemed kind of cool. She's only a couple years younger than me, and when she first became famous she was talking about all the edgy existentialism shit I was also reading in high school. She's also just kind of my type, and now that we're both in our 30's I'd honestly have no issue getting into a relationship with her if we happened to meet and hit it off. I literally don't care that she's had hundreds of massive black cocks double penetrating her ass while she was gagging and crying and having her head shoved into a toilet and being instructed to lick it clean. It actually seems really bizarre to me that anyone would care about who someone fucked over a decade ago. Like, there's not going to be literal cum in her vagina when you go down on her. That said, from the little I've seen of her, she seems pretty vapid, kind of like Zooey Deschanel, and a dumb girl is much worse than a village bike with a personality. It's also just insane to me that she's making cooking videos and is that bad at basic cooking skills, when she obviously has the intuition to pick up the skills that made her an actual porn *star*.

>>19982809
>breaks the spaghetti

>>19982789
didn't she marry frodo or something

>>19984000
>>19984007
>look how fast and efficient we are!
>scoops liquid multiple times with a hand
>cuts with his toenail one by one
They'd do better if they tried using utensils.

>>19982789

>>19982789

>>19983473
>you can leave
>but first you have to cook all the eggs

>>19982789
girls that swallow too much cum have a skeletal structure change. its similar to when a man takes hgh.

>>19985119
constantly trying to make your face look a certain way eventually changes its shape. in her case i would say its from constantly trying to make a 'pretty' looking face for the camera.
its like how you can always tell a guy is gay just by his face, because for some reason they all feel the need to constantly make that face and pout their lips and so on.

>>19985098
Looks fake

>>19985131
Right but in this case and some other times I see this, I just know it’s from all the cum swallowing. I think it’s a male Instinct.

>>19985133
It's not.
My uncle showed me a variation of this where he took a small length of rope out of his pocket tied it around the rabbits head and forearms and whipped it around his head like David slinging fucking rabbit guts out into a field.

>>19983978
You're alright nogs... ur alright.

>>19982789
Bitch didn’t deep throat the fish fuck you

>>19984011
She seems boring as fuck
>>19985021
TLDR but stfu

>>19982951
I chuckled.

>>19985086
>cuts with his toenail one by one
I thought the same too at first, but he's actually holding a knife with foot if you look closely.

>>19983244
WRONG
>close your eyes
>put your index finger inside your anus
>keep your eyes closed and imagine her on dumper right infront of you
>bring the same index finger up to your nose and have as many sniffs as you want

>>19984162
Looks too young to be her
But the eyes look pretty dead so I'm not surprised

>>19985076
just a question, why do you think that?

>>19985094
wtf

>>19985098
>>19985209
I will never not laugh hysterically at this

>>19983755
straightest thing ive ever heard

>>19983459
I exclusively watch blowjob videos. I've never seen the appeal of watching a guy fuck a girl, it does nothing for me. In real life I prefer blowjobs over fucking as well, probably means I'm low test or something.

>>19983473
Has source with sound ever been found? And anyone know what he adds to the egg? It looks like red onion and cilantro. Is that common in his neck of the woods?

>>19983978
How will India ever recover? BTFO forever

>>19983978
>the internet allowing 3rd worlders to dunk on other 3rd worlders half a globe away
God bless humanity

>>19985090
No.

>>19982789
How tf is she 35? I'm 33 and could swear I was JOing to her when I was in highschool.

>>19984218
Troonshine

>>19983473
What type of cooking oil would likely be used by a street vendor in India like this?

>>19985778
Looks like green chile peppers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>>19985209

>>19985791
She was doing porn when you were in high school, dummy

>obvious bait thread started by posting a porn actress
>ban people for making any remark about her porn career
This board is such a fucking joke it's unbelievable

>>19984000
What is the fucking point of throwing the broth on his hand at 0:14? I mean at least the other people are fucking gross but it's in the name of speed or convenience or something. This guy has the ladle and is already scooping out the broth. Just don't put your hands in it!

>>19986248
/ck/ jannies take their job VERY seriously. who wouldn't? with their lucrative pay and benefits, I'd take it seriously too :)

>>19985445

lost

>>19985920
Mustard oil is common in India...It's illegal in American because its mildly poisonous

>>19986251
unironically to wash the shit off his hand

>>19986248
Ironically she's even on one of our porn board banners. I think /hc/. But the jannies do it for free. If I had a tiny shrimpdick I'd also use whatever little power I had to flex on people on 4chan. Jannies are to be pitied.

>>19986327
Do not pity the janny, it's the fate she chose

>>19986309
>mustard oil is permitted in the U.S. as a massage oil, with a required "for external use only" label.[3]
So Indian restaurants are using massage oil to cook my food?

>>19986328
(s)He

>>19986334
Shejanny(male).

>>19983473
we all know how he gets out, but how does he pick the egg? the selection seems random to the uninitiated bystander, but presumably our egg wizard has some esoteric selection criteria.

>>19983931
>flour
Cornmeal
>>19985920
Ghee

>>19982789
I don’t care what you faggots say, I would marry her in a heartbeat.
>Still hot in mid-late 30s
>can kind of cook
>rich
I think I could ignore her previous career

>>19984000
>>19984007
>>19984012
>>19984017
why are they like this bros?

>>19986571
people be eatin

>>19982789
Goddamn why does she look so fucking grumpy all the time if she woulda smiled some time it would taste soooo mich bettaasrr

>>19985061
>puts ketchup into uncaramelized onions
>cooks onions 10% of the way
>strains spaghetti instead of using pasta water

>>19985094

>>19983978
This is nothing new. We just get to see the banter first hand now.

>>19982918
wish she’d swallow me whole after she wins a match. protein

/ck/ food and cooking: the webm thread
wow, what a turnout! thanks everyone
let's keep this vision strong
prompto and ignis from ffxv be like "that nigga gon slap slap slap pussy ass shake that ass bitch shake that ass for me let that coochie breathe"

>>19986783
That description describes both Indians and Africans though.

I watched some of her cooking streams, she's actually pretty fucking good at it.

also her ass is still 10/10. Shame her ex coerced her into porn, a shame she did it to satisfy him too. Women really will do anything that a man they love tells them to do

>>19986820
>tfw no woman will ever love you

>>19985090
why do they do this?

>>19986849
>tfw married
>also have been stalked by 3 different girls that became obsessed with me
it's not as good as you'd think. women are really possessive once they decide you're going to be their man.

>>19987131
You're just one of the premium men. Pretty good

>>19982789

>>19987135
it's all fun and games until a bitch cuts her wrists and threatens to kill herself because you didn't respond to her fast enough

>>19987131
Well, I myself am too emotionally damaged for something like that to even come into equation. While there are obviously pitfalls and downsides to it, I think that the opposite of never getting the experience of love is a bit worse.

>>19987149
I got visibly mad watching this.

>>19983537
people get old anon, we all do.

>>19986815
>Africans
>stinginess in keeping House in good repair
lol

>>19987257
There an natural instinct for you to not harm yourself with sharp or pointed objects, but that bimbo keeps trying. Then when the camera zooms out you realize they're all dyed, so they're brain damaged anyways.

>>19987450
>you realize they're all dyed
>One out of three has dyed hair.
>all

>>19982946
It was her body. It was her choice. And that is her consequences. Nothing sad about it at all unless you're her.

>>19987457
I'm sorry, I confused dyed with shaved.

>>19986820
WTF!? I love cats now!

>>19987385
>people get old anon, we all do.
If you're lucky, sure...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UAR2yN-S5o0

>>19986457
So would I, she seems pretty intelligent too saw her on tigerbelly pod. She's a record collector which I relate too, but mostly she still has that plump fat ass, thats really all that matters and she would let me fuck her ass hopefully

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p-owC5MzLeI

What is this dish/sauce called? It looks really tasty except for the fact they're making it with leftover chicken scraps.

>>19983978
Imagine being so low end that literal africans can mock you.

>>19985094
LOL fuck this earth man....

>>19986820
>Shame her ex coerced her into porn

Fuck you for believing that obvious lie.

>>19987496
lol

>>19987846
It's a fucking fact, idiot. google it right now,

>>19986251
he thinks he's cleaning the broth. they treat the right hand as antiseptic.

>>19987851
>google lied

>>19987490
they're going to choke on the plastic

>>19987834
>he hasn't seen it before
Hey, so you joined in like 2022?

>>19987851
It's a fucking lie, idiot. Accountability is poison to women.

>>19987882
who cares, they're faggots anyway

>>19987882
That's what they get for taking more than one

>>19987851
>Grey's first scene was with Rocco Siffredi for Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge by John Stagliano and helped Grey quickly make a name for herself in the adult film industry after she asked Siffredi to punch her in the stomach during the scene, an act she later stated was improvised.

yeah she sounds real coerced

>>19985076
>>19985474
she did actually

>>19987665
he's using bagged spaghetti sauce so I assume it's just watered down with (water), spices, and aromatics with meat added. I would assume powdered stock as well but that's just conjecture.

>>19988031
>>19985076
>>19985474
he married some random french woman named marie

>>19985791
>How tf is she 35?
Girls do porn at 18, not 25 retard

>>19988075

>>19985445
Kek!

>>19982809
HE BROKA DA PASTA!!!

>>19984166
teapots are not made of plastic you braindead retard.

>>19982790
am i crazy or could you just throw all that stuff in a pot on the stove and achieve the exact same thing?

>>19983978
africans are unironically hilarious im gonna watch a wakaliwood movie and smoke

>>19986327