/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19950255
How do you fall for this? It's a beef stew with a mild, vaguely Indian flavor.

>>19950255
celery

smells awful but tastes like nothing when cooked

i've only tried it because some bolognese sauces have it in them

What exactly did you "fall for"? Did you invest in a Japanese curry franchise? Or did you just try it once and realize it wasn't that great? Trying something once or twice isn't "falling for" a meme. It's worth it just to know it's not your thing.

>>19950255
I fell for it too. It was shit.

>>19950255
if you used the cubes, not surprised. try making it from scratch. there are many ingredients but it all just goes in a pot and simmers, pretty easy and much tastier

>>19950255
i fell for the liver and onions meme once

>>19950255
pic unrelated?
curry is curry, it's great.
idk how you could think it was hyped or a meme food at all. It's just curry.

>>19950273
celery is a part of mirepoix/soffrito for a reason. it's so cheap too that there's no reason not to add it

>>19950255
Ever since I was introduced to Curry It became my weakness.

Indian food.

>>19950297
>>19950271
It's a shitposter trying to make hating curry the newest meme.
>>19944324

>>19951120
I agree, poojeet "food" is disgusting

>>19951044

Based and currypilled.

>>19951044
Never understood Thali but maybe i'm a tastelet

>>19950255
>made an american style beef stew two weeks ago
>was delicious
>eventually all the big chunks are gone
>left with a half full pot of savory broth with stringy bits of meat and some veg
>pour it over rice
>absolutely delicious
i've never had indian style curry, but i couldn't imagine if it was all musky and turmeric-y like indian sloppa smells

>>19951138
why are you so defensive about disappointingly bland japanese chowder?

>>19951189
Because you're a cooklet whose only contribution to this board is making shitty threads that say nothing and add nothing, at least make the fucking curry and adjust the taste if you're going to complain about it.

>>19951202
I do make it. its easy sloppa to throw your leftovers in to simmer. Doesnt mean I cant be honest with its middery.


Im not lowballing curry in general, just basic bitch japanese curry. the spagettios of the orient.

>>19951189
>>19950596
japanese cannot create, it is not in their blood, but they can modify and perfect. You see this time and again, with cars, with animation, and yes even with cooking. The french took 2000 years to invent the perfect cake. The japanese took 100 years to modify it into something more fluffy, less sweet, absolutely sublime. Japanese curry is only 50 years down the path, but it already BTFOs any poo curry
>just add more spices, bro
and SEA curry
>just make it coconut soup, bro
For me, it’s Monster Curry, a kaiju themed Jap curry joint. Every cutlet is tender and fragrant like katsu-don, the curry is on-point, and the the spicy level is customizable (red swirls in picrel). All for $10 lunch special

>>19951210
Nigger you control what's inside, this is why I call you a cooklet if you take a block of mild vermont and refuse to adjust it then wonder why you find it bland, even japs add shit on to it.

>>19951221
>The japanese took 100 years to modify it into something more fluffy, less sweet, absolutely sublime.
So mild spongy baby food "perfected" for a country who's signature dish is raw fish.

>>19950596
Japanese curry is nothing special. Doesn’t deserve the much hype it is currently getting.

Never fell for any meme food nor any food meme. Local, fresh and homecooked or nothing.

>>19951154
Ikr. Those filthy people really woke up the west to the dangers of immigration.

>>19951160
>>19951164
Jap Curry

>>19950611
It's not that cheap because I only need 1/10th of the minimum purchase quantity. A bell paper is way more per kg, but you only have to buy one.

>>19951318
I've only seen it ever getting hyped in anime, where are you seeing it get hyped?

>>19951700
>I've only seen it ever getting hyped in anime, where are you seeing it get hyped?
I've been seeing ads for Japanese curry on Fox News for the last half year.

>>19951711
That was Stephen Curry, not jap curry

>>19951234
as you can do with spaghettios.

>>19950255
caviar - incredibly vile
stevia - worst aftertaste of all fake sugars
crock pot cooking - for lazy tastelets
liver - no... just no.
beets - taste like dirt (not earthy) DIRT.

Cupcakes in 2009

>>19952133
during the Cupcake craze I went in to some obscenely pretentious hipster den Cupcake store at my gfs request to get fancy cupcakes for her birthday. I order different ToTaLy OuTrAgIoUs cupcakes one at a time from a 95 lb pale dreadlocked homosexual coveted with ironic tattoos. this wirey little faggot takes my entire order then looks at me and says " sorry sir cupcakes can only by purchased in multiples of 3" and points to a sign that explains the 3 cupcakes for no fucking reason policy.

so I say fine, and dock my order down to 3. I then watch this fucking half man pack my 3 cupcakes into a fancy little brightly decorated Cupcake box that are clearly purpose designed to hold exactally 4 fucking cupcakes. this was the first and to date only time I have been tempted to commit a mass shooting at a bakery

>>19951044
Couldn't give a fuck about most curries but goat curry is the GOAT curry.

>>19952129
How the FUCK do beets taste like dirt?
Did you skin them like you're supposed to?

>>19950255

>>19950255
that japanese drink with the marble in it

I've waited a few hours in line a couple times for different bbq places that allegedly were amazing. They were no better (or were actually worse) than standard bbq places. Won't fall for the hype again.
>>19951335
And yet they're still being imported by the dumpsterful.

>>19951458
the acid of the stomach cooks the egg

>>19951458
That fucking raw egg, yuck.

>>19950255
any food that shows up on hells kitchen is actually easy to make

risotto gets talked about so goddamn much online that once you make it once or twice you realize it's a self perpetuating meme. it's like a new mario game being released every few years that no one plays but exists just so everyone can collectively remember the brand and so new people can have something to focus on for credibility.

>>19951164
isn't it just a bunch of different curries with some carbs to eat them with?

>>19950273
I like celery raw mixed in a salad, its fine doesnt taste much but thats the same for most high water content veggies it adds a nice crunch
Its a nice pair if you are making a blue cheese pizza, celery, blue cheese and walnut 10/10 pizza right there

>>19953137
Celery is a bottom tier salad ingredient, it’s the sex offender of salad ingredients

>>19953079
>>19953106
Weaklings

>>19953154
How do you feel about apples

>>19951138
>anyone expressing a negative opinion of a Japanese food must have some sort of coordinated vendetta against the entire nation's cuisine
Do weebs ever step back and read the shit they post? The effect propaganda has on some people is astounding.

>>19951138
Must be a k*rean. Their perennially insecure plastic asses have been trying to copy nogs and meme japanese food into being "bland" like muh wypipo because it's not heat focused. Meanwhile k*rean food is like a much less spicy thai food with absolutely none of the underlying taste behind it. So very similar to nog food in fact.

>>19953154
Kek'd it goes well in a summer salad

Idk OP just made a curry because is a rainy day and it taste pretty good to me, maybe you are a shitty cook?

>>19950297
Well-reasoned and based. I've tried most every food and for the most part found it to be (ellipses for effect)...food. I think there are people who attend inappropriately to themes of sensuality (including the sense of taste) and affection/partiality and so hype of this versus that and vice versa.

>>19952129
>beets - taste like dirt (not earthy) DIRT.
you are supposed to wash them

>>19950255
this

>>19950596
>curry is curry, it's great.
mid at best desu

>>19953700
Dipping cheese sauce but for snobs

>>19953202
You seem 100x more mad so I'm gonna side with the other anon

>>19951154
>poojeet "food"

Pol really saved my ass, all those videos and clips of what jeets eat, and also how they eat it and the complete disregard of any cleanliness.

cracking a raw egg on rice. fuck you silver spoon.

>>19954525
explain how this affects you eating an indian meal prepared in Arkansas or whatever shithole you live in?

>>19950273
Celery sticks are for salads
Celery bulbs are great for cooked dishes and sauces.

>>19954789
It wouldnt be authentic otherwise

>>19951221
>thing, japan

Anime is a psychological weapon that leads people to act like this. This was a really embarrassing post anon.

Curry is okay but I hate Indians so I rarely eat it. I think they are smelly and ugly and when I eat tikka I feel like I’m absorbing their stinky poop-colored ugliness.

Japan does things their own way, it doesn’t make them superior. I don’t think Japan has made an attractive car since the 80s and even then they were chinsy. Before that they just made midget versions of American cars (in appearance). Today all their cars look exactly the same, exactly. Japan and SK have the ugliest cars on the road. At least modern American and European cars still have some style here and there depending on the brand.

This isn’t a Japan hate post they are great and make great stuff, this is a (you) hate post for being such a faggy simp.

>>19950297
>no fun allowed

>>19951700
I live in a major capital city in Europe and there are suddenly japanese curry restaurants everywhere. They are all underwhelming.

I made Japanese curry for the first time this year and it became my picky five year old's favorite food. This kid won't even eat mac n cheese and gets upset when bread isn't warm, but he will destroy a bowl of curry and rice. Not sure what's up with his palette but I ain't asking questions, we're a nip curry household now.

>>19954789
>Indians aren't Indians if they're in Arkansas, why would that affect you?!

Retard, are you expecting Indian restaurants to be staffed by whites? Lol, lmao even

>>19950271
it doesn't have any indian flavor in the slightest

>>19951044
Kill yourself south indian dalit, Brahman master race

>>19951234
it's not adding shit that's the problem, it's shit already in it. it's overly thick and sweet and you can't do anything about that without basically making the curry from scratch

>>19955112
I agree. It's ostensibly made with curry powder but it doesn't taste like it. Not sure how that works.

>>19952129
fucking hate liver too, and heart! what kind of psycho looked at a heart and thoght "hmm this would taste great!"?

>>19955116
Bro I'm Black, you guys are all the same to us unless you're a Jat.

>>19951044
Based

I've been eating Japanese curry all my life. Only recently had real Indian curry and now I can never go back to jap curry.

a single portion of butter chicken already btfo of all nip dishes

>>19950346
>if you used the cubes, not surprised
God, shut the fuck up. Everyone, EVERYONE uses curry blocks in Japan. No Jap is keeping their pantry stocked with Indian spices.

>>19955442
Ooga booga bix nood.
>>19955642
Butter chicken is bland garbage and btfos absolutely nothing. Vindaloo, if we're gonna talk about good curry.

>>19955096
no, i expect them to be staffed by mexicans like every other restaurant

>>19956187
My nigga

>>19950271
not op, but i fell for the meme because everyone bangs on about it. should've known better since everyone bangs on about everything in japan

>>19956656
I think it may just be a complex you developed in your own head

>>19956880
it's only natural to expect something to be at least more than "just ok" when it's talked about so frequently.

>>19950297
he fell for the meme. you fell for the bait.

>>19955096
Sometimes they pick up on how theyll get shut down if they get caught and up their hygine standards.
Most dont.