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19832190 No.19832190 [Reply] [Original]

What are some good recipes for surviving in a post-nuclear radiated world?

>> No.19832194

>>19832190
Literally nothing if you are contaminated. I guess it would be the best time to dabble in narcotics.

>> No.19832204
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>>19832190
Depends on the fallout level.

>> No.19832207

>19832190
Radscorpion soup in a radaway broth, spiced with sage brush.

>> No.19832214

>>19832204
Oh shit. I grew up next to a nuclear power plant in New Hampshire. Should I just live life in fuck it mode or do I have a reasonable shot at living to 60?

>> No.19832237

>>19832214
did you even read the chart retard that's less radiation than eating a banana

>> No.19832245

>>19832204
Your phone is fully charged, you can unplug it now.

>> No.19832247

>>19832245
>unplugging it because it's fully charged so the battery can drain while I'm home and not using it
nah

>> No.19832254

>>19832245
The screenshot is months old

>> No.19832260

>>19832237
I have eaten hundreds of bananas in my Life. There was also a coal power plant not far from me in Salem MA

>> No.19832264

>>19832260
I worked in a coal power plant, I started to get really stiff erections and it was painful to cum and most of it was diverted back to my balls I guess, because it was just a little squirt and then my cock would leak cum.

>> No.19832267

>>19832204
I have amazing dental insurance. I have had many x-rays taken of jaw structure over two decades. Is this worse than accepting oral rot?

>> No.19832273

>>19832204
Is this the safe white part of Brazil? Becauae holy shit I could live like a king for month no problem

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>>19832273

>> No.19832321

>>19832264
ejaculate goes into your bladder if it can't eject from your penis. some people do it on purpose and it's perfectly safe afaik. it's called retrograde ejaculation.

>> No.19832329

>>19832321
where does my piss go when my urethra is unable to pass urine? pretty sure it goes back into my balls you fucking retard.

>> No.19832334

>>19832321
What flyover State did you receive your anatomy education?

>> No.19832386

>>19832334
clearly a better one than yours since I'm correct
>>19832329
almost all seminal fluid comes from areas that are not your balls, which is why you still ejaculate basically the same amount after getting a vasectomy.

>> No.19832397

>>19832386
Name the damn state.

>> No.19832400

>>19832386
Prostate is the word you're looking for.

>> No.19832413

>>19832400
prostate is not where most ejaculate comes from try again
>>19832397
michigan

>> No.19832831

>>19832321
This is true. For a party trick sometimes I do with a full bladder and it shoots out my tear ducts like the dinosaur that eats the fat guy in jurassic park

>> No.19833730

>>19832831
nice

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>>19832400
Cowperson glands...
Piss IS ,however, stored in the balls...urine is stored in the bladder.
The true wisdom of 4chins has been misconstrued for over a decade.
You're here forever doesn't mean what you think it does either..

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I'm a fan of Iguana-on-a-stick..
Just eating longpig all the time is monotonous.