/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19827521
who cares desu

>>19827527
Huh?

>>19827521
When the condiments are larger than the actual food it's time to admit you just don't like it to begin with.

>>19827521
do amerifats really?

hot dog
>sausage
>bun
>crispy onions
>ketchup
>mustard
easy

bbq dog
>bun
>sausage
>bbq sauce/pulled pork
>onions
>cheese
done

chilli dog
>bun
>sausage
>chile con carne
>cheese
>jalapeños

done


you don’t need anything else

>>19827521
trust the CHART

for me it's a KC dog

>>19827551
Yes we eat German food

We figured this out
The optimal dog has mustard onion sauerkraut
The science is settled

All of these regional foods were created as a consequence of geographical and economic restraints dictating what the regions had and what the regions preferred. Because of globalization and mass production, regional cuisines cannot authentically exist anymore except through cynical campaigns deliberately trying to create them from the top down. Without constraints or limitations you can put anything on anything and they're all equally valid and equally authentic. Whenever we make aesthetic or preferential choices, they are based purely on what people superficially like, unmoored from both logistical constraints and cultural tradition.

>here's the fucking Toronto dog, it's got kewpie mayo and shallot marmalade and minced pickled banana pepper
>why these things
>they're selected arbitrarily in an attempt to market the city by using ingredients that haven't been taken by another city yet

I made a dog with cream cheese, jalapenos, and hot sauce once. it was the best dog i ever had

>>19827697
Prices and cultural tastes still matter, it's why stuff like Chinese food in America is a bastardized version of traditional Chinese food, or how tex mex evolved into what it is today.

>>19827697
Nobody makes green chili sauce outside of Colorado and it's hard to even find the right peppers outside of Colorado and New Mexico

>>19827570
it's gotta be the tijuana dog aka the dirty dog aka the california street vendor dog

>>19827570
>>19827697
I shall submit a [insert any city in quebec] dog as one with cheese curds and gravy, potentially fried onions and jalapenos too cause they're tasty and I usually bastardize my poutine with them.

>>19827521
did you say 'Go 'za dog? sounds delicious

>>19827726
Quebec should be fucking nuked fuck you

The Chicago hotdog is from the great depression and was born out of wanting to make a cheap sandwich for the poor Polish immigrants its not some slapped together monstrosity so some Midwestern city can claim it has unique food.

>>19827551
>hot dog dressed up with a bunch of vegetables
Fucking Americans and their *checks notes* adding micronutrient dense foods to make an otherwise unhealthy choice slightly less shit.

>>19827877
Yes we know that anon, we're saying we can't arbitrarily create Chicago dog equivalents for other existing cities without one.

>>19827726
Quebec already has a regional hot dog style though

>>19827521
The San Francisco dog is just a cold frank slathered in ky jelly. I'm not sure you're even supposed to eat it. Guess i just don't understand the culture, Idk.

>>19827551
Least obsessed Euroshitter

>>19827534
baka

>>19827849
lmao

>>19827570
Japan BTFOing everyone else per usual, even with hot dogs

>>19827726
dumb nigger Montréal is already in the pic and no one fucking eat the slop you described

>>19828015
the Montreal one is garbage, fuck off ESL

>>19828065
fuck off from my province first, you anglo dog fucker

>>19827849
rude
>>19828065
>relish
>mustard
>onions
>cabbage
what's not to love?

>>19827570
My top 5
1. Chicago
2. New York
3. France
4. Doyer Dog
5. Amsterdam

>>19827570
Tijuana dog sounds great

>>19828158
>relish
>cabbage

Otherwise, no problem for me.

>>19828122
I would never willingly step foot in your province you filthy french faggot. Kill yourself.

>>19827521
>/ck/ when regional foods from everywhere on earth
:-/

>/ck/ when regional foods from Chicago
:-000000 NOOOOO I WILL NOT ALLOW, THIS IS NOT A REAL PIZZA/HOT DOG/BEEF SANDWICH, I MOOOST LET /ck/ KNOW HOW MUCH THIS ANGERS ME, CHICAGO IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYTHING BUT GUN CRIME

I don't know what we did to upset this board so, but speaking on behalf of all people in the Chicagoland area, we don't give a single dogshit about whatever you faggots have to say. Especially because it's so God damn clear as day that these threads are poor attempts to bait people into outrage, and OP is probably some soiboy coastie who thinks bashing the Midwest/'der flyover' is funny.

>>19827570
The Sonoran Dog is very, very good. One of the best buns as well.

>>19828192
Oh it is. Most cali sports arenas and sometimes busy bar areas will have peddlers grillin these up in little pushcarts for cash. Also pretty easy to make yourself if you ever get the hankering.

>>19828445
Based

>>19828445
he wasn't bashing it tho

>>19828445
>robably some soiboy coastie who thinks bashing the Midwest/'der flyover' is funny.
no just FIBS

>>19828445

>>19827521
For me it's replace the hotdog with a burger

>>19827570
Seattle dog is cream cheese and grilled onions. Sometimes jalapenos, usually mixed in the cream cheese.

>>19827521
>aussie dog
>beetroot
>pineapple
>fried egg
glorious

>>19827547
But I do like hotdogs, I just also happen to like all of the condiments that go on a Chicago styled hotdog. I also don't like ketchup on hotdogs so it's funny that Chicago style makes a big deal about not using any like the people who get into arguments about cheese steaks.

>>19827570
>Norway
Ah, the 'not getting groceries yet' dog.

Can anyone confirm other countries actually have hotdogs? I went to Australia (everywhere but Perth) and they were all masquerading breakfast sausage as hotdogs. You know, those sick sort of odd sweetly spiced ones.

>>19827559
>chili con carne on a hot dog

Yankees really believe this

>>19828445

>>19829125
you can tell these posts are written by an american by how unfunny they are

>>19829378
We don't care if you put ketchup on your hotdog. It's just in Chicago only children eat ketchup on hot dogs. For whatever reason that makes people seeth like no other.

>>19830050
>we don’t care except when we do
seething chicongoan

>>19830123
Told y'all it makes people seeth for literally no reason at all. It's okay to put ketchup on a hot dog little guy.

>>19830197
>ooh ooh ahh ahh
sorry, i dont understand monkey

>>19828445
>we don't give a single dogshit about whatever you faggots have to say
your ragefilled soy post suggests otherwise

>>19827570
gotta get that Czech dog for the memes

>>19827521
I'm not from Chicago but we used to make hot dogs sorta like this at home when I was a kid though we would add banana peppers and saurkraut.

It's not that bad of a combination. The hot dog tends to go well with sour/satly items.

Tomatoes and pickles are disgusting and don't belong on a hotdog, you are an incel if you disagree

Man I hate food like this. Whole ass peppers and pickles never 100% separate when you take a bite and you end up micro managing the fucking hotdog the entire time just to not create a mess. Not to mention the pepper stems you have to spit out... served food should be 100% edible. This is why shrimp dishes suck too.

>>19831881
the average working man in chicago doesn't give a fuck about micromanaging a hotdog. Dude will have dirty ass hands and will just hold it together with his hairy mitts. Grease and all, he won't give a fuck. If you want to eat one of these, you have to forget that germ theory exists and eat it in three bites while holding it all together. Your fingers WILL get mustard on them.

>>19829139
TY based Seattleite anon. It's the perfect drunk food.

>>19830050
>"We don't care that you put ketchup on your hot dog, honestly"
>"However, let me explain exactly why you're a little baby if you put ketchup on your hot dog"
What kind of passive-aggressive bullshit is this

>>19830197
>fill a hot dog with the entire garden
>no problem
>add sliced tomatoes
>no problem
>ONE drop of ketchup
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE

Chicago has collective brain damage