/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lol

>>19732779
Black people
A 5 second joke stretched out to 1:24
I'll give it the benefit of the doubt...

>>19732804
To be fair he isn't wrong in the video though

>>19732811
That's Brazil

>>19732806
No, I know, but you know that's not the point I was raising

>>19732823
Would

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>>19732814
>>19732824
>>19732826
>>19732828

Go away with the same old shit. Off topic to the thread

>>19732831
what's the big idea, posting webms in a webm thread

>>19732836
You missed the "Indian" part retard

>>19732836
It's not a generic webm thread. Its Indian food webm thread

>>19732836
>the retard that keeps spamming the same 7 year old webms over and fucking over is actually illiterate
Incredible

>>19732839
Iran is jeet adjacent

>>19732801
> cooking the greens first
based retard

>>19732832
>Fat free half and half
That's what really triggers me about this one

>>19732811
3
FUCKING
OLIVES
kills me everytime

>>19732845
Overcooked vegetables is a staple of indian and chinese cooking

>>19732801
This one actually looks alright until he starts eating it. It looks as though he's going out of his way to be sloppy and gross. It's so disappointing to watch, ruining an otherwise OK video. Like, he's not in poverty. He clearly has cooking implements, he must have a spoon and fork somewhere.

>>19732779
I do not want to start seeing MULTIPLE webm threads of the same webms I see in the main one. Please fuck off.

Why indians like touching food with their hands so much? There's nothing wrong with that if you washed your hands, of course. But seems like they're doing it intentionally to the point where it's completely unecessary.

>>19732809
How does he get out?

>>19732779
He's got the Indian headnod. Nice attention to detail.

>>19732829
Like smokies but with birds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voTkc49dODQ

>>19732810
would gladly contract the poo plague for a bite of that masterpiece

>>19732811
if i was ever in the misfortuate situation of finding my self in Brazil i would make the best of it and seek out the mestre da pizza

>>19732802
>spills everything
based

>>19732832
omg this isn't r/satisfying at all >:(

>>19732805
literally nothing wrong with it (except fot the coke)

/ck/ not only can't cook but also can't read

>>19733000
>not flipping the pan
gae

>>19732805
what

>>19732823
>cooking in a gas stove in her car
This is why the muzzie menfolk took away their right to drive.

>>19732859
Take away her knives

>>19732984
Always has a green tint on the video like that

>>19732985
Yes, that side to side nod thing. Dude has clearly spent times around Indians.

>>19733019
I think it's just one retard.

>>19732846
is that water for cinncinati chili or is it stone cold oil? because both make me kinda hard

>>19732844
How did the bag not break?

This thread is proof that most of the webms get reposted by a bot.

The robot didn't contextualize properly, just read "webm" in the OP and keeps on posting them despite people correcting it long ago.

>>19732992
>the way the cone explodes as he bites into it
gets me every time.

>>19733060
Man, you never had physics class in grade school?
You never boiled water in a plastic bag or a pot made of folded paper?
Look it up on Youtube or something.

>>19733063
It could also be a butthurt pajeet. They have internet access and have been posting on 4chan for a while noe.

>>19732804
I mean, all these indian food videos are a minute+
he stayed on target

>>19732804
how are you going to put the number of ingredients that indians use into 5 seconds? it's shorter than a lot of indian street food videos, not including edited ones.

>>19732802
really hate this weird trend of sloppy = skillful
there's that one of a fat guy making popcorn too that's similar

>no one posting this atomic bomb of a webm
huh?

>>19733103
And they wonder why we call them poos

>>19732791
Is this CANADA?

>>19733103
What does it taste like?

>>19733103
I...

>>19733103
kek

>>19733103
Unironically how can a nation recover from this? It's unrecoverable.

>>19733103
worse than Haiti mud cookies.

>>19733103
mother nature tries to eradicate these nurgle worshippers but they are immune to disease
>>19733186
nuclear holocaust

>>19732779
and they say black people can't be racist.

>>19732824
at one time he was going to be a violin player...
let that sink in.

>>19732964
Adds flavor.

>>19733000
hope that body lasts forever, because she won't be able to live on being professionally vapid.

>>19732796
not really on topic but why must everything in this shorts be covered in so much cheese and grease? Does it boost the algorithms or do people actually eat something like that?

>>19733085
>>19733099
it's almost like it's not the video length that he had a problem with, huh

>>19732985
>>19733043
he understands the indian headshake, but he needs to practice
he's doing it wrong
t. expert imitator

>>19733060
White trash here
Plastic bags don't break when you heat them, they streach a lot
We used to burn our garbage because there was no garbage collecting services
Me and my friends would get the bags on a stick then melt then over the fire, cool the and play with the long strings of plastic
I once got an ass beat for scaring mom's friend with my trash bag string, turns out they had a bat at her home and when I sneaked behind her and touched her with the string she thought a bat was attacking her

>>19732859
Why is knife the biggest casual filter for retards?

>>19732806
Not enough FLIES/10
Captcha=AYYYY2

>>19732920
Wholesome AND they are using cooking utensils.

>>19733281
I fucking LOVE those 'Tards.
https://www.youtube.com/@GetDownwithSeanandMarley/videos
Well...
This thread has gone completely sideways..
Have fun, you fucking Gits.

>>19733103
>these are the people the canadian government is flooding the native population with

>>19732920
>@getdownwithsandm
pretty based

>>19732779
why is home boy wearing a dress?

>>19733315
>>19733320
>>19733327
they found spoons dated back to 17000BCE what the fuck is their problem

>>19733333
Too based for hygiene

>>19733026
the coke of the cola heats the pajeetslop

>>19733327
i've seen this webm for years and i still have no fucking clue what the giant clay shit is
is it some kind of refried beans? spiced rice that was blended into a ball? processed cow dung? actual clay????

What is the chance to find cow poo in indian spices?

>>19733351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde

>>19733353
Thanks anon, looks like I was basically right with the 2nd guess but with millet instead of rice.
>literally has "mud" in the name
kek

>>19733334
>Too based
nothing any indian has ever done is based, they are more cringe than filipinos

>>19732796
is India the slop capital of the world?

>>19733371
they literally shit in the streets what do you think?

>>19732977
he doesnt

>>19732920
is this weird if i find them cute ?

>>19733401
No that’s the point

>>19733367
>filipinos
>not based
Most powerful race in the world.

>>19732920
I bet these guys are x10 better than normies

>>19733367
>>19733428

>>19733304
all western governments are flooding their nations with Indians, holy shit I fucking hate these "people"

>>19733439

>>19733448

>>19733071
ARE YOU FORM NIGERIA

>>19733352
>He doesn't eat cow poo

>>19733449

>>19733439
there are enough indians in my company it'll probably end up on that list

>>19733456

>>19733457
all companies will end up on the list at this rate

>>19733461

>>19733465

>>19733439
>>19733448
>>19733449
>>19733456
>>19733459
>>19733461
>>19733465
>>19733467
See you in 3 days

>>19732859
Can respect her for trying but holy fuck just get a mandolin if you are wanting to make chips.

>>19733484
this is a thread about Indians so it's on topic, seethe harder poojeet

>>19733484
you fags are never right

>>19733439
>Microsoft: ... stock used to be $100. Today it's lucky to be over $25.

Yesterday the market closed at $317 for Miceosoft.

There's plenty to pick on when it comes to Indians but if you're gonna cherry pick data, at least do the needful and make sure it holds up to a basic search.

>>19732920
fucking chinks

>>19733534
What did he do right?

>>19733484
If these are considered off topic, deleted and ban worthy, why isn't this

>>19733534
?

>>19733542
obviously gutted the workforce. have you seen how unreliable Microsoft products are lately?

>>19732802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOYq2dcu9uI

>>19733219
>cute girl doing normal activity
>I CANT WAIT TO WATCH HER GET OLD AND DIE
why are incels like this?

>>19733071
>when you don't understand how it works either but you still feel the urge to comment

>>19733696
They will never have a moment enjoying someone like this. It's envy and jealousy wrapped up in self-loathing, then vomited back out.

The fact there are double the amount Indians on the world compared to the amount of Europeans is scary. Civilisation is doomed by the unwashed hands of these brown NPCs

>>19733103
I actually feel kinda ill watching this one

>>19733367
Hey man, leave us out of this. Sure, some homeless pinos ate some garbage but comparing us to Indians is cruel.

>>19732920
would rather eat this 100x over some nasty nigger jeet food.

>>19733103
I did not ever need to see this in my life

>>19733136

>>19733064
Lmao what even is that?

Food delivery in mainland China

>>19733304
>Pajeets are actually leaving because Canada's is too shit for even them
Read pajeet substacks if you want a good laugh.

>>19732796
I hate them so fucking much.

>>19733880
what the vet sees after i tell him my dog is sick

>>19732829
W T F
T T
F T W

>>19733338
tough times for mutahar

>>19734053
This has that sonic blue curry energy

>>19733547
lol retard

>>19732914
Vacuum marinators don't work.
https://genuineideas.com/ArticlesIndex/pressuremarinade.html

>>19733035
The woman stepped on the hose

>>19733245
bth

>>19734053
>Indian slop. :/
>Indian slop Japan :O

>>19732810
Damn, that looks delicious though.
Imagine if this was made by somebody who gave a shit about hygiene

>>19733506
>you fags are never right
lol, lmao even

>>19734134
Im pretty sure they used ube to make it that color

>>19732839
what causes a society to develop utensils culture or not?

>>19734256
Purely socioeconomic factors

>>19732779
Even though it's satire, that is more sanitary than the webm of indian street food.

>>19734276
Kek

bump

>>19732992
that little girl with the white shirt is so cute

>>19733613
this faggot has never been funny

>>19733353
Tf does it mean "Ragi is not supposed to be chewed."

>>19733103
SIR DELETE THIS SIR

>>19732779
We don't post attention whore normie social media clips here.

>>19734433
When did this rule come in?

>>19734433
You do realize you are on 4chan right?

>>19732779
it should have way more oil/butter/ghee

>>19734497
Don't forget the horn honks kek

>>19734276
No dishes washed in sewer water, no freshly laid fly eggs, no feet-kneaded dough, a disgrace to authentic indian gastronomy

>>19734568
Why is it that in literally every photo of indians I've ever seen half the people in frame are just indian men idly standing around staring at things

>>19734628
Loitering is common in dumb low iq third world shithole countries. They just stand around doing nothing for 50 years then die

>>19732779
lmfao africans shitting on indians. kek

the best one is the one with the pajeet washing his hands over the food and the water just goes into the food.

>>19734648
>Loitering is common in dumb low iq third world shithole countries.
and in poor areas too. go to poor areas and theres just people loitering everywhere at all hours and all ages too. its fucking jokes. kill the welare system.

>>19734656
If someone is not making shekels for Mr. Goldberg they should be shot on sight. Wait until air is privatized.

>>19734663
but they are though. arent those people the people that will be replace the workers that go on strike?

>>19732920
wtf you guys didnt invite me to the /ck/ meetup

>>19734429
What am I watching? What the fuck are those blackened cylinders that he's breaking up in the beginning?

>>19734668
This is so tiresome. Why can't all the goys be genocided already?

>>19733872
Its called jhalmuri, a common street food. Its a mixture of puffed rice, chopped onions, tomato, cilantro, salt, mustard oil and spices. Common served in a rolled newspaper cone.

>>19733035
she stepped into the corner and trapped herself lmao

>>19734628
Pajeets are notorious for rubber necking. They can stare at mundane stuff for hours for no apparent reason

>>19732810
This man is using utensils, he's not a real poo.

>>19734791
I would actually consume this pajeetslop

>>19734797
With or without the flies?

>>19734797
Its just a mcflurry just more unhygienic

>>19732801
>be a fish
>last thing you see is pajeet

Poor fishbro

>>19732920
does his apron say no cats because he has a tendency to pull them apart

>>19732802
how does he get out?

>>19732839
How can they afford a decorated sheet cake but not paper plates and plastic utensils
Or is it just that they somehow enjoy living like this

>>19732839
I really don't understand why they can't serve with and recieve it with anything but their hands. This is gross in a lot of ways. Do they just walk with sugary cake fingers all day?

>>19734901
I am kinda glad a gazillion pajeets are not throwing plastic utensils into the ocean. At least its something

>>19734937
>Do they just walk with sugary cake fingers all day?
That sounds delightful, what are you confused about?

>>19734946
Sticky fingers is one of the most uncomfortable feelings there is

>>19733455
I can’t tell if he is wincing as his body is warning him when he chokes it down

>>19733880
meals on wheels

>>19733327
>pours the slurry into the pan
>guy is in there dipping his fingers in like .000005 seconds later
its like they have a physical need to be unsanitary, like a junkie getting their fix. try to make them eat with utensils and they'd get cold sweats and start opi raging

>>19735009
it's autism, he just wanted to do a little splashy splashy

>>19734690
rice krispy treats

>>19732838
that's where you are wrong

>>19734690
Pretty sure it's charcoal

>>19734848
Kek underrated

>>19733022
Is this girl just trying to copy the other girl?

>>19733060
The plastic only burns and breaks if it's above a certain temperature range. But due to the water in the bag, the bag can't heat up to more than 100C, because the water absorbs the heat and dissipates it by vaporizing (boiling). So the bag doesn't get hotter than 100C, due to the water acting as a kind of heatsink

>>19735182
i've just always heard don't inhale fumes, they'll make me more retarded. maybe it's not burning strong enough to activate the super fun high and subsequent brain damage

>>19735211
Still one of the most revolting things I've ever seen on the internet all these years later

>>19732859
>ignore my outfit

>>19735166
duh she looks at the camera...
she can't hide from her intrinsic whoreness

>>19734791
this is the most low effort "oreo" shake i've ever seen

2 oreos?

>>19735293
>>19735305
>>19735307
wrong thread retard

>>19735309
why quote me and not all the other non-indian webm posts? that just proves this is a webm thread

>>19735310
More blatant they are unrelated from the thumbnail

he's going out of business btw

>>19735354
yeah but you know they're in this thread and can actively quote them, but you choose not too. so this is a webm thread.

>>19733103
why are they so fucking happy about it??? That unironically makes this thing x100 worse.
I can't take this.

>>19735357
Mention me in your suicide note, nigger

>>19735370
They're subhuman, literally. Think about this every time you go to a convenience store or are passing through a city crowd and see indians there, they literally eat feces. When they're rude as fuck to you and treat you like you're beneath them, always remember they literally eat shit

>>19735310
Because you're shitting it up right now

>>19734568
>>19734628
this shit confuses me as well
like every photo of india has like 20 dudes standing around doing nothing and staring
no wonder their economy is shit, none of them fucking work

>>19735311
how to spend $20 making tater tots.webm

>>19735396
It was already shit the moment people posted those shitty repeat webms

>>19735355
imagine going out to paying $1k for dinner and wearing a fucking baseball jersey

>>19735409
yeah your saltbae clips and tiktok sensory videos really improved the thread

>>19735399
Can you blame them when they don't own a TV? Can't sexually harass white women on the internet 24/7 you know

>>19735409
As someone who has made a shit load of /ck/ webms I've never once seen a person who complains about repeats actually post something new themselves.
Can even tell the style of other webm anons on this board, the ones actually contributing, there's only a few of us.
You are a fraud and a rampaging cock guzzler, probably even worse, a phoneposter, step up and post OC if you care so much about it, otherwise shut the fuck up and eat all the eggs you whiny little bitch.

>>19735480
I can fix her

>>19733148
Like shit i'd imagine

>>19735454
So you admit this is a normal webm thread

>>19735454
>no you guys listen I need to post the egg fort guy and Jack again someone might not have seen then the 23347th time I posted it so they might see it the 23348th time

>>19735504
I'll admit that you're shitting up the thread

>>19735504
Post more Jack it's so funny xD I haven't seen every single one of them a million fucking times before, it's so funny xDDDDD you're doing a good job bto

>>19732977
number one rule of egg fort: you don't get out until you've sold enough eggs to clear your way, now, mush!

>>19735310
Did you miss the part of the thread where anon got banned for posting the non Indian webms

>>19735391
>When they're rude as fuck to you and treat you like you're beneath them, always remember they literally eat shit
Indians are unironically taught in Indian schools they invested civilization, math, writing, science and warfare, you need to remember this when interacting with Indians even more so than Americans they believe they are the center of the universe.

>>19735560
>invested
invented

>>19732779
even niggers are shitting on poos now

>>19732829
https://poultrydvm.com/condition/canker
willing to bet money birds were dead on arrival.
not a trap set, not a bullet fired, not a neck snapped

>>19735558
There are non Indian webms other than mine in this thread, and they are not banned or deleted.

>>19733245
cheese is like 70% of my calories.

>>19733100
I'm so glad someone said it
that webm makes me seethe

>>19733880
>>19734974
more like home delivery

>>19733352
imagine unironically using spices.

>>19735410
>only 1k
>basketball jersey
Based retard

>>19732779
>clean surfaces
>clean clothes
>didn't touch ass and bills with hand
not very authentic, Dequarcious

>>19732920
every group got the sean

>>19734779
>>19732810
he would have used his poo hands if it were not too hot to touch.

>>19735391
sure, you're better than the polyglot polymath with a doctorate, Cletus

>>19733060
what do you think they made that video for? they used some special bag and wanted retards like you to ask that question so they get views

>>19735307
How many cancers do i get if i eat that slop

>>19732800

>>19735664
SUPERPOWER BY 2020

>>19732859
>several people reply to this webm
>nobody says it's not an Indian webm

>>19732844
How is this Indian?

>>19732914
This is not Indian

>>19732920
Why are people replying to this? It isn't an Indian webm

>>19732984
This is not an Indian webm, this is French toast

>>19735756
I guess you're the only one who noticed. What a clever girl you are.

>>19733000
This is clearly not an Indian webm and barely a cooking webm, don't post this here.

>>19732823
This is an Arab or black muslim, this is not an Indian or Indian recipe.

>>19732832
This isn't an Indian recipe....

>>19733880
This isn't mainland India

>>19733870
This isn't Indian butter

>>19734053
This is a Japanese curry webm, not Indian

>>19733455
This isn't even food related

>>19735779
oh my bad, thought this was the general for slop videos. I should have read the OP more carefully

>>19733035
These people aren't indians

>>19733022
This isn't Indian food.

>>19732839
These aren't Indian people, even the flag is wrong

>>19735767
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>>19735790
massive fucking cringe
redeem and kys rajneesh

>>19732859
her shirt has nice booba but does she?

>>19732920
so called "tards"
>know to not use metal in a non stick pan and "no cats" because they know cats don't belong in the kitchen.
>>19732984
normies....this looks right...right?

>>19733610
>lately?
no i use linux, has it gotten worse then it was?

>>19735664
You literally eat shit Gopal, you are the most embarassing undignified chimp on the planet no matter how hard you cope

>>19734749
>mustard oil
that shit is illegal in America because its so bad for you and we pride ourselves on eating soybean oil and HFCS

>>19735293
tiktok is so much better without audio and the fupa in the biggifier, i think you might be on to something here

>>19735307
My depression: Immeasurable

>>19735487
This is so revolting it has to be fake

>>19735487
>eat it with the fur

>>19735664
sure am

>>19735889
>waters visibly boiling
You think you've seen everything these NPCjeets could do and they go and do something you've never seen before

>>19735487
>pigs in a blanket
i hope this was meant to be funny because im fucking dying over here

>>19735889
Fucking Bugs Bunny cartoon

>>19734877
Eventually the spillage will allow him to float to safety

>>19735889
>a child is being boiled alive in a public space
>subhuman onlookers record the ordeal with their phones instead of stopping it
What even is India?

>>19733100
it comes from prepping large batches of food where efficiency of movement really comes into play, if you tried to make 100 sandwiches the same way you make 1 it would take forever. Think bar tender filling 12 shots really quickly at the expensive of spilling some, its worth it in those cases.

>>19734346
yeah I did a double take on that line as well

>>19735399
>>19734628

>>19733015
The water would evaporate so quickly that it won't be too different from using honey or a syrup, maybe serves to briefly hydrate/bloom the various dry spices? Doubt you would taste any sweetness really, but yeah seems fine to me. I'd have a little bowl

>>19736148
that is just normal farm production

>>19733327
Me in the yellow shirt at the end

>>19735889
That's not actually happening is it?

>>19735990
Not in this case, putting the sugar in the containers without le epic movements would have been faster, same with the liquid.

>>19735317
these reverse vids are comfy ngl

>>19735889
why he farting so much

>it's another /ck/ falls for ragebait from indian contentfarms webm thread

>>19736244
Do Americans really

>>19735604
Imagine unironically turning your nose up at fragrant and flavourful ingredients full of micronutrients and antioxidants

>>19736247
Indian food

>>19732859
Doesnt know how to cut lmao

>>19732796
I wish I had access to sandwich loaves that big

>>19732810
You know it's good shit when their knife is just a hacksaw blade

>>19734256
It's more personal if he hands it to them directly

>>19736175
It bothers me that people value this stuff let alone ingest it into their bodies

>>19732809

>>19736254
post passport krishna

>>19735854
americans across the country are outraged that they can't ingest toxic substances

>>19735355

>>19736738
How does the camera man get out

>>19736244
viscera cleanup detail

>>19733613
are you 12? I understand if kids find this retard funny

>>19736887
Protip, when the meat falls off the bone like that, it's overcooked

>>19736778
unironically yea, its not your job to decide for me what you consider healthy

>>19735744
>>19735853
>>19735889
how is he wrong though, americans are a third world culture saved by the wonders of capitalism and good geography

>>19735889
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>>19737328
it's a double walled vessel with an air hose. murder is illegal there.

>>19736148
I don't really mind this one. Farms in general are not as clean or humane as national geographic documentaries would like to portray them.
It's in a way the failure of our education system that fully grown adults still believe farms to be magical places where cute animals live and everything is clean. Lmao

>>19737420
>it's a double walled vessel with an air hose. murder is illegal there.
I wouldn't be surprised if that is the actual case. Pajeets love to stretch the interpretation of laws to the absolute moral and ethical limits

>>19737183
shut up retard faggot.

>>19737420
that ain't no doubled walled giant trick wok in poverty stricken India , he might be sitting on some bricks which don't transfer heat very well

>>19735410
Considering that guy has a net worth of $125 million, I don't think he particularly gives a fuck about what he wears when spending 1k

Come on guys, can you at least try to post some real cooking?

>>19732920
i love these retard niggas like yall couldn't believe they always make me smile and seem like cool ass niggas. have you seen the one where they dress like batman and robin and go to mcdonalds. God I wish that was me. Anyone wanna meet irl and have fun cooking little dishes together?