/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me it's Jever.

>>19717859

I am a German beer novice and purchased some Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier because I saw it had good reviews and I wanted to get something from Germany. Is the Jever better?

>>19717873
Jever is just the complete opposite of Bavarian beer as it's not mild and sweet but dry and very bitter.

>>19717849
nice thumbnail dumbass

>>19717891
you’re just mad cause you wanted to look at the random whore, retard

Brezel und Obatzda. Both are easy to make and fresh pretzels out of the oven are so good

I want a German wife so much its unreal

I made some pretzels.

>>19718061
gross, thread ruined

the only oktoberfest beer that matters

>>19718061
Wow I'm really thirsty for milk now I'm not sure why

For me, it's Märzen beer

The only thing that matters on Oktoberfest is pork knuckle.
Pork knuckle and saurkraut.

>>19717941
I always thought that pretzels would be hard to make, but I may have to investigate further if they're not too diffucult.

>>19718042
Those look very good anon

>>19718111
I am very intrigued by the pork knuckle. How would you prepare that?

>>19718119
Pretzels are pretty easy, you can make them sweet or salty

I fucking hate Oktoberfest, fuck off drunktards

>>19718119
>How would you prepare that?
Way I learned it in the restaurant was to boil them first with some carroway, salt, pepper and other spices, then bake them on low for a few hours after salting the skin, and the cranking it up high for the last fifteen to get the crackling.
I haven't made them in years and really don't remember all the steps. I gotta call my old head chef.

>>19717849
I was in Berlin last week. Was with two prostitutes in one day. One great, one AWFUL. Balanced each other out

>>19718094
>>19718213
Either samefag or 2 anons competing for the title of "gayest gayfag on earth"

Thoughts on my wurst?

>>19718257
Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex.

>>19718261
It was from Hamburg actually

>>19718266
nvm then, looks pretty good

>>19717849
I love dirndls so much it is unreal

>>19718239
this >>19718303 is what a beautiful woman looks like, the other is a disgusting fat hog with yellow nails

>>19718061
is that nadine? would literally nuke the entirety of the philippines to have those knockers in my face for 10 minutes

>>19718371
Please stop fat shaming that lady that is plump, chubby, fluffy, and plus-sized.
I think everyone in /ck/ should start using Person/People First Language. the idea being that putting the “person” before their “illness or disability” helps to decrease stigma. For example “A person with a disability” rather than “A disabled person.”

>>19718393
>>19718371
she's a literal milk goddess you homos (can you say nigger on /ck/ or will i get banned)

>>19718239
>muh trashy whores smelling of beer and urine

if only the alps wasn't now full of rapefugees

>>19717849
>tfw no busty dirndl beer drinking braphog gf
suffering

>>19718290
LOL

Go full Bavarian breakfast with pretzels, weisswurst, sweet mustard, radishes, and weissbier.

>>19717873
great beer

Paulaner or Warsteiner Märzen?

>>19717941
This. Obatzda is great.
>>19718257
I'm not a big fan of the curry sauce in general. Did you get it in a restaurant - if not, you have certainly nailed the restaurant look.
>>19718111
>>19720119
Also very solid.

German here. Oktoberfest is a huge meme.

>>19720249
It sounds more like a nice excuse to drink beer and eat greasy food with your friends. I wish I had friends.

>>19717941
>>19720181
keep in mind that it's not real Obatzda unless you make it in Bavaria. But you may bring the ingredients from the outside world

>>19720252
>a nice excuse to drink beer and eat greasy food with your friends
That's called weekend.

>>19720249
full of tourists
the realm oktoberfest is just drinking with the folks on the alm

>>19720249
Here in the states, if you live in a moderate-large city there are usually celebrations here. A lot of breweries will have special brews, maybe some german food vendors around. And if there's a German-American society, they usually put on something fun.

Some memes can be fun. I've been doing American Oktoberfests for the past few years and always have a good time.

>>19720119
do bavarians really make fresh pretzels every morning, that sounds amazing

>>19720739
>do bavarians really make fresh pretzels every morning
Obviously not. If anything people buy them at bakeries or in supermarkets.

>>19720249
this, smaller Volksfeste are where it's at

Oktoberfest is a total joke, made for Italian, Japanese, and American tourists. Everything is shit about it.
Go buy a good Döner and a pic related, much better than the overpriced bullshit in Munich.
t. German

>>19720809
Are you homeless, an alcoholic or a frat boy? Nobody else drinks Oettinger.

>>19720817
I chose Oettinger because it's just regular, cheap, but very much solid beer, instead of the dumb "Oktoberfest Editions"/Münchener Hofbräu/Paulaner.
Maybe could have gone for a mid price regular beer like Warsteiner/Bitburger/or even shitty Becks, then again I'd much rather drink an honest Oettinger/Wicküler than a Becks...

>>19720841
Whats wrong with becks?

>>19720841
Oettinger is piss. Might as well get Aldi beer in plastic bottles.

If you want to have a solid beer without the bullshit, there's 5,0.

>>19720850
5,0 is literally oettinger you fucking pretentious faggot hahahahahaha how can you fall so hard for a beer companys meme and then go on the internet like you have an opinion thats equal to that of an actual human lmao

>>19720873
>Oettinger bought the company that makes it
>that makes it literally the same
And Beck's and Bud Light are literally the same too since they're also owned by the same brewing company.

>>19717849

>>19720902

>>19720919
Why are the Swiss nazis?

>>19720850
5,0er is trash. Why do people fell for this bullshit? Try Falkenfelser for the best hobo beer. Turmbräu is decent too.

>>19717849
>boil bratwurst in shitty beer and onions
>grill it
>serve with good mustard on a bed of sauerkraut
>drink Franziskaner Beer

>>19720850
5,0 is absolute garbage only fit for festivals.

>>19720980
yes?

>>19720252
same :(

>>19720919
kek

>>19720924
Why would you ask such a thing?

>>19718213

Bavarian oafs don't need to apply

>>19720809
>D'Wiesn
>Pils beer
You gotta drink Märzen

>>19720530
American Oktoberfest is fun, it's an excuse to dress up and drink good beer and listen to goofy polka. It's just a big party and it's inherently a white people thing so it's comfy and safe.
Near where I grew up there was a town that was based around a giant German beer hall, it was a tiny town but it served its purpose each year as the biggest Oktoberfest around, pretty unique place.
>>19721288
This was the beer my exchange student always suggested when I went to Stuttgart and I love it but it's $20 for a sixer in the western US, it's not fair

>>19722331
Helles is drunken there.

>>19721288
Great choice

>>19717849
Happy Oktoberfest!

America bombed your pipeline and Jews flooded your country with hostile savages! SLAVA UKRAINI!

>>19720809
For me its Tegernsee

>>19720841
>I chose Oettinger because it's just regular, cheap, but very much solid beer,
This is why my grandfather's main beer was Pabst Blue Ribbon.

>>19718393
a person of obesity

>>19717873
This is all you need

>>19723101
Yeah sadly Germany will not be Germany much longer due to you all allowing yourselves to get replaced by migrants.

>>19717849
Disgusting larper.

>>19717859
Its joever.

>>19717859
>>19717873
Jever is trash. One of the worst beers in Germany.

>>19718101
This is correct.

>>19724623
Found the southern baby.

>>19717849
I'd eat her fest in October if you catch my drift.

>>19718226
They're legal, right?

>>19720902
>even the Blacks are better in Germany

>>19717873
>Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier
Tastes like a woman with mycosis.

>>19717859
>For me it's Jever.
Me too>>19720252
>It sounds more like a nice excuse to drink beer
That's not beer, its overpriced plörre. Oktoberfest is the worst gastro trap ever

> and eat greasy food
it's only grease

> with your friends. I wish I had friends.
You do not wish to have that friends

>>19720249
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>>19720249
you shouldn't see it as a meme, you should see it as a part of your country's history and culture. with the amount of muslims flooding your country, alcohol and oktoberfest will soon be forgotten/banned

>>19726798
shut your goofy ass up, man
oktoberfest fucking sucks, nothing traditional about it

catch me at the almhütte doing apres ski with the cuties, eating proper german berghütten meals

>>19724971
Imagine having your home raided for speaking two words.
Seems like something that would happen in NaZi Germany, ironically.

>>19717849
I live in Denmark but VERY close to the German border so I assume there'll be some events. I'll got get myself a Schnitzel I guess.

>>19718042
Those look very nice anon, I'd enjoy eating them and chatting with you over a beer.

>>19726807
calm down mohammed

>>19726864
mohammeds don't go to the alm, mutt

>>19717849
This all reminds me I haven't played Unteralterbach in a while. Time to fill up the snack pantry with Munich treats and beer and get to playing.

>>19727050
>Unteralterbach
kys you nonce

>>19727063
No you

>>19720249
Yes, it's a meme. A really good one at that. You're probably brown or some self-hating germoid though. HH

>>19727063
If you fuck the old lady at the start you lock yourself out of all CP content.
Then you can just play the game for the comedy and to brush up on your German. It's what I did.

>>19727136
Nothing is good about that overpriced tourist trap. You can get beer and the same food at every small ass festival.

>>19727184
Your small festivals will be destroyed as well. Around here the smaller ones have taken to being "international" where serving curry and kebab is just as German as brat and kraut. Wake up, German man.

It's Aldi time alcoholicbros.

>>19727184
Don't lecture the tourists please. Things are perfectly fine the way they are.

I go to the Oktoberfest equivalent in Stuttgart every year (Spring and autumn). Ask me anything.

>>19727543
do they have the equivalent to the old Oktoberfest side? I love the rides.

>>19727543
>wiesn :/
>wasn :o

>>19717849
Idk if it's a german food but my local german pub slangs some mean cheese curds

>>19727906
Yes they do but not every year. It's a special event every once in a while, like the farming fair that's every 4 years I believe.

>>19727919
Wasen is indeed very nice. At least you are still allowed to smoke inside the tents. Beer is 13.60€ per liter this year I believe which is rather expensive. We paid 655€ for a reservation in the tent at the weekend which includes 4 L of beer and a half chicken. A couple of years ago it was 3 beer and a chicken and around 45€. Just as a little extra information.

>>19729419
Sorry 655€ for 10 people so 65,50€ each. It was 450€ a couple of years ago for 10 people, so 45€ each.

>>19717849
>Oktoberfest Eats
That girl's ass.

Last year my friend held an oktoberfest party and I showed up there with prepped whole piece pork shanks that I finished off in his oven. I wasn't able to find lard tho so I had to make do with tallow. Everybody at the party loved my Schweinhaxe and it was the highlight of the dinner. This year I planned ahead better and have secured 10kg of unprocessed lard cuts. I'll have to render the fat myself and i bought more than I needed, so that in itself should be a fun project. This year I'll show up again, with 4kg of whole piece porkshanks and enough lard to cook into schweinhaxe.

>>19729510
You don't need extra fat for that dish. Not even if you make veal shanks.

>>19729750
Idk, I followed a recepie I found and it says to cook the pork shanks submerged in lard at 100°C for 4 hours, then drain it all and let the lard drip off while the oven heats up to 250°C, pop them in for a 10-15 minute hot burn to get a nice roasted surface. It was incredibly tasty and went well last year so im sticking with it.

>>19729962
Yeah you'd just be comfiting it at that point, which is fine for temperature control, but probably overkill for the actual effort since you aren't preserving them.

I'm having an oktoberfest party with my family in a couple weeks and I'll be making pretzels, roast chicken, cucumber salad, and maybe apfelstrudel or kaiserschmarren. I'd like to do schweinhaxe, but my family is too american and gets weirded out by food like that.

Last few times I went to Oktoberfest were really enjoyable. Got to exercise my German and chatted with a bunch of locals each day. Just go during the weekdays and treat it more like "I've got four hours to go relax and chat with people," and not "I have 12 hours to get absolutely hammered." Don't go on weekends when all the britbongs and italians and americans on study abroad come out.

>>19717873
Try getting some Rothaus, any style. It's basically from the government of Bavaria.

>>19729419
A pint of beer when going out near me costs like $6, so to me even a $10-$12 liter is a deal.

>>19729994
Rothaus is not from Bavaria but Baden-Württemberg.

>>19730002
you're lucky, $7-10 a pint seems like the standard around me. i'm bout to stop tipping altogether.

>>19730079
How about just not going to bars? you'd save a lot of money and since no one is going home with a cheapskate, you won't be as depressed as usually would

>>19717873
Right now all of Germany's leading breweries are pumping out Oktoberfest / Festbier, so you can't go wrong with Weihenstephaner or Hofbrau's versions of it. I'd get that over anything else due to the freshness and quality right now.

>>19717849
It starts on the 25th in Kitchener/Berlin (because... of course it does... ). I'm definitely going to crush a few of my Marzen (I made 10 gallons. I've had two pints since April to see how it's going), and there will definitely be some schnitzel, wurst, and cabbage soup between now and Metric Thanksgiving.

>>19718101
I love it, but it sells out immediately here, so I'm usually stuck with Hacker Pshorr... which I also love.

>>19718220
Yeah, that's basically it. A little vinegar / soured beer won't hurt neither.

>>19717849
bit of this

>>19731689
i don't go to bars to get laid like some college kid. i just drink with buddies and we all tend to agree it's a little ridiculous for bartenders to be asking more than a buck to pour a beer.